[Roasting him with a smile] Can you shut up for a bit?
Really his niece. (*pronunciation similar to b-tch)
Can you be careful with your pronunciation a little bit?
[Heartfelt] You crazy?
Oh this is so frustrating!
Oh I know the answer!
Silence.
[Automatically becomes silent against his will!]
[Girls' Generation VS Kim Hee-chul]
[Cautiously] I've been good...
[Agree agree] Yeah you've been very good.
[Weirdo going crazy] The only 'good' thing you ever did was being the niece of Lee Soo-man.
[Roasting him with a smile] Can you shut up for a bit?
Can you shut up for a bit?
[Shocked]
[Here comes Sunny the Weirdo Killer!]
[Meanwhile, not warmed up to this] Are we allowed to say things like this?
[Untold tales/ First let's finish off with the consultation] He acts up like he is 1st place in everything.
[That's Hee-chul's habit] Please take care of that today.
[Trust me] I'm here today to take care of Hee-chul.
Oh is that so?
[Suddenly the weirdo becomes silent] Don't do that, act natural!
Hey Kim Hee-chul seems a little nervous.
[First time seeing Hee-chul nervous!] So you've been working for the same agency...
[Fidgeting with hair] -To no one, ever... -Aren't you two friends with each other?
It felt soooooo good.
[Talking about Andy] He's really my direct senior.
And she's really his niece. (*pronounced like b-tch)
[All that buildup climaxing in "niece"]
Niece, you said?
[Unpleasant, somehow] Can you be careful with your pronunciation a little bit?
Why?
[The class barrier?] Hey! I'm supposed to call a niece a niece!
[Just be natural] Hee-chul, why did you lose confidence?
She pretends to be goody-two-shoes and I hate it.
[Still smiling]
[She didn't care about anyone's pronunciation in the past..] You weren't like this in other shows, why do you pretend to be so disciplined?
Are you working on a certain impression?
[Everyone Shocked!]
Son of a.. son of a what?
[Gentle and behaved] Hey what did you say?
What? Son of a ? The f-word?
-Did you really say a four-letter word? -No?
[Unable to counterattack] Son of a, f----?
[Pretending that nothing happened] Let's do our best today.
[That's my taste] I like it when someone becomes obsessed with me.
[Only when it's someone becomes obsessed with me] Oh you mean like you're not obsessed, but someone else is like a one-way track?
Of course, she was born with a silver spoon in her mouth.
[Seething] Hee-chul just how much do you wanna get revealed about yourself today?
[Cowering] No, let me off.
[Warning] Be careful.
[Sad] What's there to look so guilty for?
[Pent-up anger] If I move to JYP or YG in the future, you..
[Sudden self-control] Let's talk about it then.
[Today, the weirdo would like to survive until tomorrow] Not now.
[Seriously] But honestly I've never been on a trip with just my boyfriend alone.
[Laughing aloud]
[Cold glare] [Too happy to care] Hey! I'm right here! Like this! Me, a witness!
[I've witnessed everything!]
Talk while looking at me straight in the eyes!
I've never been anywhere ONLY with my boyfriend!
[Reason re-enters brain] N..no I don't think so.
[I must have been mistaken for a while] I made a mistake.
I.. I don't think so.
This is what I want to say looking at Hee-chul right now.
[Thick-faced] You're sexy.
[self-censorship]
[says it aloud right away]
[Feeling ripped-off] You're killing me for real.
[But a promise is a promise..] -Here -Hee-chul's got good manners.
[Kiss]
[Whooooooah!]
She really did it!
But..
Oh it smells like menthol.
[Makes bad joke after a kiss] Her lips.
[Heartfelt] You crazy?
You just say whatever comes into your head, don't you?
[One person is too excited]
[You've gone too far/ Soulmates!]
[Like Sunghoon] People who work out are hot, right Yuri?
Right Yuri?
Yeah.. they're hot.
Why why why?
No I said they're hot.
[Slap!] Why? Why? Why?
I don't know anything!
I don't know!
[I agree with you!] I think they're especially hot!
She hits so hard, probably because she's SM.
-She loves working out. -They're especially hot.
You brought present with you Yuri, right?
-Yeah I brought something. -What is it?
A baseball.
[Hee-chul's starting off extra] Hee-chul today you'll get to encounter this...
[Hee-chul X back seat = Weirdo without boundaries] Hey he's sitting at the back so he's not afraid of anything. He just does whatever he wants.
[Already nervous]
We're so close to Super Junior members, so there's this thing we always talk about.
Hey put some makeup on.
Wrong!
When?
You're the only one who said it!
"When? You're the only one who said it!"
[I'm Sarang! (blurts out)]
[Orange hammer returns]
[Unrelenting annoyance] Hey why do you keep hitting?
[Out of all things, Sarang has inheritied Choo's persistence and passion]
What did you say?
Hi~
[Loud greeting]
[Sigh] I'm Seohyun from the best high school in the universe, GG High. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you~
[Hee-chul] Why don't you welcome her like this?
[Showing little interest] -Aren't you from the same agency? -What's the point of welcoming her?
I am..! Be quiet.
[How dare you..![ -I am-- -You know Irene?
-Be quiet! -She and Irene are the two least funny people!
[How dare you] Hey you're not supposed to hit me with THAT!
[Already fighting before a proper introduction] -Those two are the least funny people in SM! -She's not funny too?
[To her defense] She didn't have much chance to speak because she's always with older girls!
[She just lacks humor/ What are you talking about!] -Those two are of the same age, the same name, Joohyun and Joohyun.. -No today's gonna be fun.
[Thirst for revenge]
You don't know if it's gonna be funny or not yet.
Today you'd better be careful.
[Super childish/ You're the one who should be careful!] Today you'd better be really careful.
Uh okay.
You pretend you don't care but you blush more and more.
[No?] I'm not blushing?
You've been on a date once?
Oh don't ask me any more!
[Sheepish]
Didn't I tell you?
She's the least funny person in our agency.
[Starting to feel uneasy] -She and Irene are the least funny? -She and Irene are the two least funny!
-Who's less funny Irene or her? -Leave me alone!
Those two are the Boring Goddesses, they're really boring to be with but look pretty
[Boring Goddess/ "glare"]
[Come here at once...!] They are the two people Mr.Lee Soo-man never sends to entertainment shows.
Their names are the same too.
[Smack smack smack]
[Realization] Look! Even the way she hits, it's boring.
Leave me alone!
[Irene's not even on this show, what has she done to deserve this...] Is Irene more boring? Or Seohyun more boring?
I've made your part more interesting, don't you think?
[Smack]
[Entertaining moment out of nowhere, caused by anger]
Wow this one was real!
[Childishness like real-life siblings] Hey! Aren't you going too far, kid!
Your nickname is Kim Seohyun.. Your nickname is Kim Seohyun?
[Drily] Girls' Generation members call me Kim Seohyun.
[Nothing more to say] You call that a nickname...
What?
-No just your nickname.. -Oh this is so frustrating!
[100% Pure Genuine Heartfelt Frustration]
[Your angry face] So cute.
Seohyun, when Hee-chul makes fun of you?
Just cry for real.
-Oh~ -His times are gone.
His times are gone.
[Thinks it's a good opportunity to purge (?) nuisance Hee-chul] Let's send him away completely.
Seohyun is too nice.
-If you... -You're not you if you lose your confidence again over this.
[We're close] She texted everything to me in advance, Seohyun here.
[Real texts between Seohyun and Hee-chul] [Is it going to be interesting enough/ I believe in you lol] I made it easy for her.
[Drawing a line] I hated it the moment you texted me.
[Calmly, Seohyun says everything she's got to say]
I've been on musical stage for over 100 times
[Admiration] Oh! You've been on stage that many times?
Now there is something that I go "Oh I'm really confident about this."
What do you think it is?
I know! When you're in a musical you use your voice a lot right?
[That's right] So now you're confident about this.
When there's a performance due, "Oh I'm confident I can quit smoking until everything's over"
[Actor Lee Joon howls with laughter]
Hey hold on! Hey hold on!
[You want the taste of a sword?]
[Firmly] We are only going to introduce ourselves once.
You'd better listen. Okay.
We are from Now, it's Girls' Generation!
In the future, it's Girls' Generation! Forever Girls' Generation! high school
One, two, three, four!
-This is Girls' Generation! - Hello, this is Girls' Generation.
[Mess] It's tough huh? tough tough?
Go away! Being arrogant for being 10th year celebrities!
[Let's do it again!] - Don't try to be funny, you guys are only new students here. You guys are not doing it right. - Do it again! Correctly!
Again again.
[Retry Introduction!] Now, we are Girls' Generation!
In the future, Girl's Generation!
[Neat] Forever Girls' Generation high school students,
Girls' Generation.
Hey. [Chilly]
[Can you do it right?]
[Accepting the reality] Let's do 'Hello, this is Girls' Generation'
Hey where are you guys from? One, two, three!
Hello, this is Girls' Generation! What is that?
[Chilly~] [Grandeur of 10th year idol group with unique individuals' character!]
[Excuse us] It's been a while since we've been on an entertainment show for the last time.
Hey Hee-chul, is it true that the Girls' Generation is a huge fan of Knowing Bros?
[All of them are fans of Knowing Bros?] Yeah right.
They really like Knowing Bros.
[Best friend Hee-chul's testimony!] Taeyeon is just like Kyung Hoon.
She doesn't leave her house.
[Homebody / Homebody] - She stays at home watching Knowing Bros - She's a homebody.
[Even sends a text after watching it!] She always texts me after she monitors the show.
She texts me 'Bro, you sound like a nut!' while watching this. For real. For real!
[Goose bumps, she is correct!] You saw it correctly!
Honestly, can I, can I snitch on you?
[Hee-chul's revelation is slowly starting?] Don't lie! Taeyeon wouldn't say things like that!
- I was so scared before. - She is an innocent fellow!
I ran in to her in front of the wash room earlier.
[Incident right before the shooting?] I was so happy to see her
Put your hand on your chest. For real.
[Suddenly] Hey Taeyeon, what is your record for staying at home for the longest duration?
[Freeze] Don't change the subject.
Hey, you are good at changing the subject huh?
[10th year professional making the cutting point himself] She knows very well how to make the cutting point!
You met Taeyeon in front of the washroom?
[Continue Hee-chul] [Taeyeon and Hee-chul ran into each other in front of the washroom] So I said 'Hey Taeyeon' and she answered 'Yeah bro' while brushing her teeth. So,
I asked 'Hey to an what extent can I tell on you today?' and she answered 'Yeah just reveal everything you know'
'Reveal everything!' 'Reveal everything for f**k's sake!'
[Shocked] For real?
[No, would Taeyeon say something like that?] - Hey, stop it man! - I am serious.
[Hey, Hee-chul] If you want to say that, at least make it funny.
It's not funny, not funny. [It's not funny... nor touching...]
That's what I'm saying!
[Plot ended in cursing / Too much false skit due to greediness] - You should've said it funnier! - I am not really good at swearing.
Too bad.
[Shame] - You should've made it funny. - I am sorry.
You shouldn't put yourself forward today too much huh?
[Lost / Stunned] So Hee-chul shouldn't put himself forward too much?
[Don't you have to see our hit songs first?] Yeah show them! show them!
[Vibe going up / Stage for Girls' Generation's many hit songs!] - Our hit songs.. - We don't want to watch!
I don't need to watch it!
[Jab] It's not for you!
[Let's just watch Hee- chul] - They are really going to use it. - We've never seen this, we want to see.
- Maybe not the new songs but they sung the hit songs right? - Of course, we gotta see that.
[Then we call!]
[Time for Girls' Generation's Hit Song Medley Concert!]
Yeah, why not?
- Yeah - What's wrong with the stories about ex-girlfriend and ex-boyfriend?
Yeah.
[Is that so? Would you be okay Hee-chul?] Are you sure Hee-chul?
- Are you really okay with it? - We know a lot huh?
[Guess not] No, but not on the air though.
[What?] We thought he never saw anybody..
We only know the girl from the video room? [unaware? oh, is that right?]
I don't think you guys know anything either, don't lie! Don't get our hopes up! [Hee-chul's stories revealing like this?]
[At least 16 people(?) we can go two rounds of us] - We can tell one person each and it can go for 2 rounds. - Yuri, honestly.
I don't have a girlfriend.
[Already counting] What do you mean?
Wait wait! Sunny's fingers are.... fourth finger is about to fold...
[One round done] - 7 people. 7. - 7 people?
Oh so it's the unfolded ones? Only the ones you know?
Sooyoung, is it major news? [Cautious]
Tell us!
[Saying whatever in hurry] No but I have rumor that I'm a gay.
Some people say that it's you who are spreading that rumor. Because you want to meet girls with ease.
Several girls. [Somehow convinced / That's right]
[Chugging] While saying 'I don't do that'
Yeah, Girls' Generation is 'Seung-gi (leading)' the game today. Leading the game.
Ah, powerful! [There is no tomorrow for me]
- Today, I'm completely.. - If you keep behaving like that, it's 'Geom Ji (Index Finger)'!
It's 'Geom Ji (Index Finger)'
[Is Geom Ji a hint?] Why I am going to lose my mind today.
[Ex-girlfriend is Hong Jin-young?] Oh! Hong Jin-young?
Geom Ji chuck~ (Index finger up)
[Secret of 'Geom Ji Chuck' finally reavealed?]
[No more history telling!] [To the department store one day~~~!]
[I saw you buying it yourself~~!] [Run to there with a credit card~~~!]
[Rock is for sure 'Gyeong Ho' Kim!]
[This is not done Hee-chul Kim] I felt like all my stress was gone!
That person should make a lot of money.
- He is dreaming to be an owner. - I really like that person.
[To the day he becomes an owner of a department store] He wants to guard you for life(the word "Guard" in Korean is pronounced the same as Gyeong Ho)
What's in it for me if I get it right?
[Honoured?] You can sit with us if you get it right.
[Pff!] I once hated one of our members over some ridiculous reason.
Oh answer! Quiet.
[Forced nutcracker face]
[Warning in advance] I should do this since Girls' Generation is here.
[Hee-chul's Attempt / Yoona is the one!] Yoona said 'Okay Unni', and then,
[She lit Sooyoung's cigarette(?)] She didn't do it right and ended up burning Sooyoung's bang.
[Mistake with a lighter and burned bang!]
[Yoona's sorry because she burned the bang?] But then, when Sooyoung looked back from the future time, she comes to think that it is so cute!
[Unexpected Attack / Calmly Listening!] Dear Yoona lit up my smoke because she cared about me.
[Teasing] - And I yelled at her for that.. - Okay, I see!
[Counterattack] So, was it a match or a lighter?
[Chilled / feeling threatened]
[Self turning in] I'll get hit.
It's okay [Lost the neck but feels better]
[Shrug]
[Just amazed] [Anyways, where does Girls' Generation drink?]
[Sunny's Drinking Bible Chapter 1] Sunny doesn't really care about places.
[Saying Random Stuff] I saw her drinking in the waiting room earlier today.
What? When she was in the waiting room and the writers came to say,
'let's go over the script~',
[You want to drink?] 'Uh, Writer Hwang, it's been a while'
[Crazy]
[Sensing] [Keep doing that and Sunny will eat you]
[Oh my gosh]