- Parker just locked all the doors in the house.
- [Jessica] What are you talking about?
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- Parker just locked all the doors in the house.
- [Jessica] What does that even mean?
- Like he locks all of them.
- [Jessica] Parker, Parker, what are you doing?
- I'm saying "Ahoo, ahoo"
- [Jessica] Okay, wait, wait, wait.
What is going on with the doors in the house.
- We locked 'em.
- [Jessica] What do you mean?
Wait, wait, wait, seriously Parker,
what do you mean you locked them?
- I locked 'em because no people could get in.
- [Jessica] But why did you do that?
- Because no people could get in the house and sleep here.
- [Jessica] How did you lock the doors?
- I just wanted to lock the doors to most animals and babies
and people come in.
- [Jessica] What about you going in your own room
and in the bathroom.
- I don't know.
Okay, I locked all the doors, so nobody can get in.
So, see, see, nobody could get in.
- [Jacob] Parker.
- [Jessica] What?
Parker?
What?
What did you, how did you do this?
How did you do that?
- So nobody could get in.
- [Jessica] No but how?
Like, I don't even know.
No!
No, Parker, what?
Parker, how did you do that?
- I didn't know how to.
- [Jessica] Well clearly you know how to.
- Yeah.
- So Christopher is an hour away from home
in a business meeting
and apparently while I was in the other room,
Parker went upstairs and to both bathrooms in the house
and locked them all.
And I don't even know how you lock them.
He must have holding the lock and like,
I have no idea.
I don't know how you lock these doors from the outside.
It has never happened.
Like, the whole, all the bedrooms, all the bathrooms,
everything is locked.
So I was able to talk to Christopher
and he has told me that I need a flathead screwdriver,
which of course I cannot find at all.
All I have is this little thing.
This is a teeny, tiny little flathead screwdriver.
That's all I have.
By the way, if you are a small child
and you're thinking that this was a great idea,
to lock all the rooms in the house,
it is a terrible idea.
Please don't do it.
I am like sweating, I have been struggling with this lock
for like four minutes.
And this is one out of the, I think six or seven,
that I have to go.
Oh my gosh!
I did it.
I picked a lock.
I have to pee so bad.
I'm turning this camera off and I'm going pee.
Okay, so I was able to open one bathroom.
I have no idea how I did it.
It just, did work.
And then I spent a really long time trying
to open everything upstairs and no success.
So the kids are not going to bed
until Christopher gets home.
Hopefully he can fix it.
Like I'm just assuming that he can make this okay.
- [Jacob] Mommy I found this.
- Oh, Jacob found a bobby pin.
So, it needs to have this flat thing
'cause it needs to be able to turn the lock.
And I think if I had a bigger one it would be better.
But I don't.
It also has to fit in that teeny tiny little hole
that is in the doors of every room in this house.
So, nope, nope, this is my treasure Jacob.
You can't take this buddy.
- I'm going to protect it and try to open my door.
Please.
- [Jessica] Do not lose this.
- Okay.
- Okay, so I'm putting him on this assignment.
Do not lose that.
'Cause when Daddy comes,
that's like all he'll have, I think.
I mean he probably has a tool something somewhere
that has the others.
- All the doors, locked doors are upstairs
and I can't get in our room.
- [Jessica] I know honey.
Remember, you locked all the doors like an hour ago?
- I wanna open my door and I can't
because I can't get undressed.
- [Jessica] I know, it's bedtime huh?
- Uh huh.
- [Jessica] We have to wait for Daddy though
because you locked 'em all.
- Downstairs.
I'm gonna go upstairs.
- Okay, Christopher's home.
Are you up for the challenge Dude?
- This is what happens when I go to a meeting at Netflix.
I feel like this happens every meeting at Netflix,
I go to, there's some disaster.
- [Jessica] Why did you create such ridiculously smart kids,
that your three year old can lock us all out of the house?
- That's not gonna work.
I think the screwdriver I typically use to open these doors,
is behind these doors, so hmm.
- [Jessica] Why are you having to use screwdrivers
to unlock doors so often?
- I'm not but I've had to unlock his door
and Bailey's door once.
- [Bailey] Nevermind.
- Okay so as it turns out,
there are two different kinds of locks in our house.
Both can be opened with this,
which is like a hobby screwdriver.
The first type are these round ones.
Inside the round ones there's like a little peg
and if you push that in all the way,
it pops this thing back out.
So I'll lock it and show Jake how to do it,
so he knows how to do it for next time.
So put that in and you'll feel like a little peg.
You wanna push.
Whoop, nope, you missed the peg.
You gotta find the peg and push the peg in.
Gotta push it all the way in without the thing sliding off.
Boom you unlocked it, good job.
Okay.
- Try again.
- You're gonna try again?
Find the peg first before you push it all in.
Feel it?
Boom, unlocked it, good job.
The next kind of lock is a little more tricky.
This is the kind that's on Jake's door.
Doesn't have the push in button thing, it has a twist.
So what you need to do with that screwdriver
is reach in here and see if you can find that twist.
So it goes directly straight in and you feel around
and as soon as it's inside there, you can give it a twist.
And that'll unlock it.
You don't need to force it there.
Now it's in.
And give it a little turn.
Boom you unlocked it, good job.
Jacob knows how to unlock it, just in case I'm not here,
this little guy can pick the locks.
- Yes.
- [Christopher] You excited?
- Yeah.
- Oh man.
So we're gonna find a special spot for this tool,
in our house, just in case a child decides
to go on a locking spree
and lock all the doors in the house.
Parker, did you lock all the doors in our house?
- Uh huh.
- [Christopher] You did?
Are you sorry about that?
- Uh huh.
- [Christopher] Are you going to do it again?
- No.
- [Christopher] Just so you know, I just trained Jacob.
He knows how to unlock all the doors.
So he's got it.
He has got this.
- Okay.
Part of me is like, "Oh my God"
and another part of me is like,
"you taught him to pick locks?"
- Yeah I totally taught him to pick locks.
I learned how to pick locks when I was his age.
For magic reasons,
I learned how to pick locks for magic reasons.
Not for ruffian reasons.
Hi.
(guitar strums)
Let's talk about what we learned today.
(guitar strums)
We learned what Parker's doing.
He's saying "Ahoo, ahoo, ahoo."
We learned that it can be very satisfying
to pick a lock.
Especially if that lock is attached to a door
to a bathroom you've been trying to get into
for quite some time.
And finally we learned
how to pick every single lock in my house
just in case a kid decides to go on another locking spree.
(guitar strums)
Thanks for watching everybody.
We'll see you next time.
(guitar strums)
(laughs)
- [Bailey] A Zootopia puppet show.
- A Zootopia puppet show so won't you join us
in watching the Zootopia puppet show?
(kids singing)