A zoo in Australia, uh, found out that their gorillas
love the music of Michael Bublé.
So he went there and performed live. I love it.
♪ I'll be home for summer ♪
-SPADE: This is a rough gig. -THOMPSON: Aw, look at 'em.
-SPADE: They don't seem like they like it. -Yeah, they're...
♪ On me. ♪
Happy Christmas, everybody.
Even though it's summer.
-Oh, he's doing crowd work? -Oh, what?
The-the gorillas got so docile,
they got dominated by a group of flamingos right after that.
Right after that concert, they stopped drinking their own pee
and starting drinking White Claw.
So that was...
-So, like, Bublé's music... -(applause)
Is anybody else surprised that they like Michael Bublé?
Like, I'm very surprised, because I feel like
they're just a bunch of white moms
-that got reincarnated as gorillas. -Yes.
(laughs) And they're just gonna hop in their minivan,
go to Starbucks, maybe call the cops on some giraffes outside
having a barbecue. I don't know. I don't-- I don't know.
-I-I hope he was already there. -Yes.
If he flew down there for that...
He's more comfortable performing in front of gorillas
-than music critics. You can tell. -Yeah.
He was pretty relaxed there.
I mean, they like the Bublé, but you put on Josh Groban,
-and they will start throwing their shit... -Their panties.
-They hate Groban. -I thought they were gonna throw
-their panties. -Not-not at Groban.
I played some zoos, but I...
No, I went-- When I go down--
If he flew all the way there, he's like,
"Is there a zoo tour I could do?
"Maybe Mel-- I don't want to go all the way to Perth.
"But if there's, like, a little area,
-I can just do every hot zoo." -Right.
It is... It is the Michael Zoo-blé Tour.
-Zoo-blé. -2020.
I heard they like my stand-up down there, these same gorillas,
and, uh, I-I did do it for 'em.
-Did you? -Yeah? -Yeah, we have a clip.
My first apartment was a loft. The landlord goes,
"I don't want more than 500 pounds up there."
I go, "Trust me, I don't want more then 500 pounds either."
(snorting, hooting)
-It's like... -They're laughing. No, they're laughing.
That's how they laugh.
That's like an applause break.
That was. That-that shows--
Uh, I actually added a show on Friday.
Um, Prince Andrew's in the news again
but not-not for raping everybody.
This time, it was for allegedly letting a supermodel
he was trying to get with--
get in her knickers-- You know, it's the--
-That's a London term. -Yeah.
Uh, sit on the queen's throne back in 2000.
So, I can't believe he opens with this.
-'Cause where do you go? -Yeah.
-Like, he's on a date. -Yeah.
-"You want to see the castle?" -Yeah.
-"Oh, instead of Cheesecake Factory? Sure." -Yeah.
And then they go to the castle. "Do you want to go
to the throne? Do you want to sit on the throne?"
And then what? That's it.
I can't believe she ghosted him after his opening line was,
"Want to come sit on my grandma's chair?"
-Uh... no. -(laughter)
-SPADE: That usually works. -RANDY: Look at this guy's face.
He looks like he smells chairs after women sit on them.
-(laughter) -He's got that face. -SPADE: So nice.
Well, I'm surprised this even happened, 'cause aren't...?
Wasn't, uh, Jay-Z and Kanye supposed
to be watching the throne? That was...
-SPADE: That's true. -JASON: That's true.
You might not get that joke. I do.
-I get it. -Sort of.
-I sort of get it. -I get it.
I heard when she sat on the throne, she said,
"Let them eat cake!
And then throw it up an hour later like me."
Yay! Supermodels.
-SPADE: Supermodel joke. I get it. -Supermodels.
He is friends with... He was
friends Jeffrey Epstein, so I think
everybody was just happy that the girl was of legal age.
-JASON: Yeah, that's right. That's good. -THOMPSON: Yeah.
They're like, "You're 18? Sit on the throne.
"Steal a bull. You want a corgi?
Take one of those. We don't give a shit."
You don't want 'em to put it on their stories, though.
-No. Yeah. -You got to hide it, you know?
If she's in there doing a boomerang,
you're like, "No, delete. No one was supposed to be here."
But who-who are the thrones impressing?
Like, that's not... They're supposed to be, like,
the chairs of royalty, but they don't recline.
Like, where...? There's no...
-There's no chalice holder. -No.
Like, I've seen better chairs at Rent-A-Center.
-SPADE: Yeah. -Exactly.
Those are like the last two seats in coach.
-Yeah, that's Southwest.