Hey folks it is Barry here with Stuart Ashen from Ashens channel we are back in the youtube
space, how are you well, we are back in the youtube space.
I am slightly terrified by these slightly generic tins that you have managed to provide.
Luckily just before stuart got her I removed the labels, this is the tin can challenge,
essentially we have a cup with numbers, we will pick one out and then eat them one by
one right.
Great I have genuinely no idea what is in any of these, do any of them contain dog food?
Possibly an animal food of one variety but a gourmet one.
So would you like to go first?
I would love to.
Numbers one to ten in there, are you picking it out with a spoon?
Oh yeah do not know where these have been.
Could be 6 or could be 9, you can pick.
Mind you we do not know if the tins are 6 or 9.
Not sure of you can see this at home but it is like stuff suspended in gunk, it stinks.
That is chickpeas, I was going to say are these chickpeas, yes there they are.
Do you like chickpeas?
Not any more.
To be honest I would have actually been happy with a chickpea but, that worries me to what
is coming up.
Number 5, ohhhh, this is rigged that is what this is!
This is caramel, oh my god.
Tuck in we may need to cleanse the pallet during this video.
Love caramel.
Are you ready for second course?
Bet it wont be caramel whatever it is.
Tall thin tin, its not mushy peas is it?
Oh man.
This is mushy peas, if you are not familiar with mushy peas because you come from an elightened
country they are peas mushed up, I hate mushy peas.
The only thing worse than mushy peas is cold mushy peas.
Looks like something the baby has thrown up, tastes like it too.
Very pungent, there is a hint of pea and a lot of other stuff.
Number 3, ooh that is a big tin.
They have all had ringpulls so far.
They have yeah.
I have not had to use our 90 pence tin opener right here which is going to break the first
time you use it.
Now this is meatballs in sauce.
Oh.
Can you see that guys, the shade, fifty shades of incredible artificial colouring.
I am going to take a whole meatball which also sounds wrong.
Oh no, that is not good cold.
The cheap ones are not good hot lets face it.
At least there is no jelly around it, that is true.
Oh I feel nautious thinking about the jelly and I am not even eating it.
I do not think there was any meat in it, it just fell apart!
It is stuff they scooped out from behind an animals horn.
Number ten which requires a tin opener.
I know what this is because it is written on top of the tin in print.
Is it I thought it was normally hieroglyphics on the tins, it says black pudding.
For those of you not in the know, black pudding is congealed blood.
Oh man look at the amount of fat on it, that is literally congealed blood and fat.
It is quite tough, oh wow black pudding festival.
Flakes everywhere.
Here we go, do you know it is not that bad, do you know it is not that bad, I quite like
it on a cooked breakfast, actually not cold it is quite gritty.
May have to dunk into the caramel in a second.
Bit of artery in it, yum.
Get rid of the congealed blood taste.
Tactical caramel.
That sounds like an old playstation game was it?
No oh ok thought I missed out.
This thing is horrible, it would actually be easier to smash the tin open on your own
head.
Just rip it with your bare hands.
This is an all day breakfast in a tin.
I have reviewed one of those in the past, it was dodgy.
This spoon has a bit of caramel and meatball on there.
It is like a recipe in your book?
I get a lot of love for one pan meals, so maybe 1 can meals.
Oh my gosh that looks so wrong.
That animal is missing that.
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Like a true camping trip, oh no.
Man down, I have mushroom, sausage and beans on there.
I am nervous dropping beans everywhere.
I do not want to catch it.
That cannot be great cold, it is not that great warm.
Again that just tastes like the meatballs again they are all dissolving.
I am sure they are not actual ingredients and just beans and tomato sauce condensed
down.
All evaporated into one through a funnel.
Kellys eye number one, oh it is the only one with the ring pull.
Oh lucky I do not have to use the tin opener of death.
There is a lot of dirt on the bottom this ring pull, where did you find this, it was
at the bottom of the bag.
Your grandmas bag leftover from world war 2.
Oh!
This is cat food.
Not just any cat food, that is salmon in jelly.
It is a gourmet one, fabulous.
And it was the only tin on the aisle that did not say not fit for human consumption,
so mange away!
Well it is very jelly like, there is something that could resemble meat, it could be better
than the meatballs!
I am not going to try it because I trust your judgement here.
Lets make sure we get enough jelly in there, you want the full effect, fantastic.
Meow!
Oh man that is gritty.
Must be bits of bone or something.
I feel like there is a Persian cat running around the room right now.
Oh that is really bad?
Yeah?
Not sure why I am saying that, what did you expect it is cat food.
You never know you could like cat food, would you like some biscuits?
That is fishy and rough and vaguely tasting of some sort of fishy meat maybe.
The scent in this room, we better open some windows here.
Oh it is just all this grit stuck in my teeth.
I am feeling really bad so I am going to have some too, oh my god it is just all jelly.
So the caramel, meatballs and baked beans combining with the salmon.
Oh that is a stomach ache to remember.
Oh it is the jelly I do not like, the jelly I did not mind because it is gritty.
The jelly I did not mind, but it was gritty.
It is like you have had sandwiches on the beach.
Yeah.
And when the gust of wind comes in.
Or it is like licking somebodys gravel drive way.
From now on I want a picture of Barry on a tin of cat food with Barrys face saying, like
licking somebodys driveway.
Choose wisely between the 6 & 9 lets find out.
There is something I can say to that but!
Oh is that custard or something, the problem is I still have that spoon with that cat food
on it, this is custard.
This is a lovely tin of custard.
So Barry gets cat custard and caramel, I get cat food, oh it had a bit of cat food jelly
on it still.
Bit of cat food jelly oh my god.
But the custard powered through then love custard.
L no 7, oh god it is haggis isn�t it.
I can tell just from that opening.
To cut a long story short we made a video where we opened some haggis.
We have had the black pudding the haggis and the cat food.
Beginning to think there is some kind of rigging going on here.
If you do not know what haggis is it is like a load of meat and potato boiled in a sheeps
stomach.
A traditional food of finland, I thought it was Scotland.
It is I just want everyone in the comments to go, no!
Because that is how people type on youtube like thunderbirds with string on their arms.
Thunderbirds had real hands on the closeup.
Yeah you must have string on the hands.
Like an alsation tapping!
Oh man I do not know why I am dreading this more than the cat food I like haggis.
I just know the tinned stuff is going to be bad.
Yeah.
It is just fatty meaty, tastes a bit of liver or kidney.
They try to get all your vital organs in there don�t they.
They try to get as many vital organs as they can in there and cook it in the sheeps stomach
right.
Organs and fat and despair, was this cooked in a sheeps stomach or does the tin represent
the stomach.
Robotic sheep.
Oh I bet you have something nice again, is that rice pudding?
I am so sorry I did not rig this I promise.
So Barry gets all of the nice desserts.
Rice pudding with a hint of salmon and cat food.
Enjoying the rice pudding there are you mr lewis?
That was amazing.
There is one bonus tin leftover just in case we did not like the cat food.
I thought we would but.
This is a tin of asparagus.
Oh my goodness it is aswell.
Asparagus fingers, yeah like little old ladies fingers.
That is not good, I would put that up there with the worst thing I have had on this video.
This has been horrendous.
That is not good at all they taste almost nothing like asparagus.
They taste like shoes.
Hmmm shoes.
Asparagus does make your wee smell.
But apparently only some people can pick up that scent.
Have a wee in a bit and let us know in the comments box down below how you get on!
That is not good it is like a generic vegetable.
The haggis of vegetables.
Someone has peed this out already.
So that is the end of the tin can challenge.
I do not think there is ever any true winner in a tin can challenge.
We have got to say stuart had the bad part of it.
You clearly won that by far the nicest food I ended up with the haggis, black pudding,
mushy peas and cat food.
Just a tin full of bum holes.
So I guess I am the winner from that perspective but you are the winner in terms of eating
the other stuff.
And that is how you win on youtube.