[Mom:] Okay Dad, open your eyes.
Surprise!
[Dad] Oh, Cheryl!
I can't believe it.
We're at Restaurant.
Oh! [chuckle]
[Mom:] You deserve it, Dad.
40k subscribers is a lot.
So Daughter and I wanted to do something nice for you.
[Dad:] This is the greatest night I've ever had today.
Thank you, Cheryl.
[Mom:] Of course, Dad.
Wait-
Where is Daughter?
[Dad:] I don't know.
I haven't seen her in a couple of days.
I went out looking for her the other night, but... I didn't see her anywhere.
[Mom:] She's been acting very rebellious lately.
[Dad:] I wonder if this has anything to do with that boy Griffin she's been hanging out with.
[Mom:] Well, I'm sure she's okay. She's a smart girl.
Food at the Restaurant sure would taste better with my whole loving family here.
[Mom:] Well, we'll still have a great time together.
Like in our old young days.
So what are you going to order?
[Dad:] I don't know.
There's so many options.
I'll probably just order a can of FOOD to make it easy.
[Mom:] Well, you can have whatever you want.
[Dad:] Hmm.
[Dad:] Daughter?!
[Daughter:] Hi Dad. Hi Mom.
[Dad:] Um, Daughter, where have you been?
[Daughter:] I was out with my friends.
[Mom:] For days?
[Daughter:] Yeah, I slept over at my friend's house.
[Dad:] You have to tell us when you're going out for more than a few hours.
[Daughter:] Yeah, all right. Fine.
[Dad:] [sighs] All right.
[Daughter:] It won't happen again.
[Dad:] All right.
Well, good.
Glad that's settled.
[Daughter:] We ordered you a present, Dad.
[Dad:] A present?
What is it?
[Mom:] Close your eyes.
[Dad:] Oh, Dad loves surprises!
[Mom:] Okay, open them.
[Dad:] [gasp] Oh, wow!
Little towels!
[Daughter:] Congratulations, Dad.
[Dad:] Oh, thanks family. I love you.
[Mom:] We love you, too.
Wait.
[Dad:] Hm?
[Mom:] You can't eat them plain.
You have to add some delicious FOOD sauce first.
[Dad:] Thanks, Cheryl.
[Daughter:] Hey Mom, can I borrow your phone?
[Mom:] Sure, Daughter.
[Daughter:] Thanks!
[Dad:] Mmm.
[Dad humming]
[Dad giggles]
[Dad humming]
Mmm.
Mm-hmm.
Oh wow, Dad loves eating little towels.
[Daughter:] They're called pancakes, Dad.
[Dad:] Oh, yeah, I know.
Are you guys going to eat anything?
[Mom:] No, I still have a stomach full of work stress to burn off.
Tea is fine for me.
[Daughter:] I already ate at my friend's.
[Dad:] Hm. Oh, all right.
Mmm.
[Dad hums]
Hmm, FOOD sauce.
[Dad giggles]
[Dad sighs]
[Dad hums]
Mmm, FOOD.
[Dad singing quietly]
That was a good bite. [chuckles]
[Dad sighs]
[Dad hums]
Little towels.
Wow... so pretty.
Goodbye! [chuckles]
[Dad sighs]
Mm-hmm!
[Neighbor:] Hey Cheryl!
You look nice.
Hi Dad, Daughter.
How are you doing?
[Dad:] [groans] Hey Neighbor.
Hey, when did you learn to speak with your mind?
[Neighbor:] Been practicing my telepathy so I could talk to my favorite family.
[Dad:] That's... great, Neighbor.
But the way you speak sounds more like telepathetic to me. [chuckles]
[Daughter:] [chuckles] Good dad joke, Dad.
[Dad:] I know.
[Mom:] Neighbor, we're out celebrating Dad's 40,000 subscribers.
[Neighbor:] Wow, that's... great.
Good for you, Dad.
People actually watch your videos, who knew? [laughs]
[Dad:] Yes Neighbor, they do.
Dad is the best YouTuber in the Universes.
[Daughter:] Actually...
She's the best YouTuber.
[unintelligible high-pitched singing]
[Dad:] Ugh.
Dad hates her videos.
[singing continues]
[Dad:] Ugh, turn it off.
[Daughter turns off music] [Mom:] Shouldn't you be going home, Neighbor?
[Neighbor:] Nope!
I got no one there waiting for me.
I'm not as lucky as Dad here.
[Dad:] That's right. You're not.
But you do have that cheap shed waiting for you at home.
Why don't you go visit that?
[Neighbor:] Hey Dad, I'm... only joking around.
I'm happy for you.
Congrats on the 40 thousand subs.
Keep up the good work, huh?
See you guys later.
[Dad:] Mmm, I'm still eating! [giggles]
[Dad sighs] This is great.
Such nice little towels.
[Dad hums]
And... done!
Wow, that was great.
Thank you, Family.
[Mom:] Okay, let's go. Time for bed.
[Dad:] All right, Cheryl. You're the boss.
Hey, Daughter.
What's a pancake's job in a baseball game?
[Daughter:] What?
[Dad:] Batter! [laughs]
[Daughter:] Ugh, Dad.