-Greetings, lords and ladies.
I'm here with the one and only Post Malone.
And today we're gonna kick it old-school, really old-school.
We're at Medieval Times.
It's fantastic. You look incredible.
At this point, actually, in Medieval times,
you're actually Pre Malone.
-Hmm. Yet To Be Malone. -Yeah, Yet --
You have not Malone'd yet. I am so pumped for this.
Let's do it!
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[ Horse whinnies ]
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We are at Medieval Times.
-This is the best day of my life.
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-All right, my lords. We have your feast.
-Thank you very much. -Oh, my God.
Thank you so much. -Roasted chicken.
Roasted potato.
-I like -- I like mashed potatoes better.
-Mashed potatoes? -Yeah.
Thank you so much. Thank you so much.
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-My lords, I am most pleased to welcome you to my castle.
-My queen. -My lord Post, might I add,
I am a big fan of your work.
I really love your song "Sunflower."
-Thank you. Oh, thank you.
-Are you a fan of "The Tonight Show"?
-We don't have television in Medieval times, my lord.
-But you have Spotify?
[ Laughter ]
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-Ride forth, Yellow Knight!
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Hey, baby. -That's our dude.
-Come on, baby.
-There's Jonathan Van Ness from "Queer Eye."
[ Laughter ]
Wow.
-Ride forth, the Red Knight!
-Boo! Sir.
-Boo, sir!
-I've seen squires ride better than you!
-Ohh! Medieval burn!
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-Ohh! -Ohh!
-Yeah!
[ Laughter ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪ You probably think that you see yellow now, yellow now ♪
-I think we need to get out there.
-Let's do this, man.
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-Lords and ladies, Jimmy Fallon and Post Malone!
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-I couldn't even see where this is.
-This helmet's heavy as [bleep].
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Knights, take up your weapons and fulfill your oath!
-Oath!
It's hard to move. My ass is sweating.
-Sweat.
[ Grunting ]
[ Crowd chanting ]
-Post, I challenge thee to a joust!
-You lily-livered rapscallion!
-Challenge has been issued and accepted!
-♪ You know you make me want to joust ♪
♪ Take my hands up and joust ♪
♪ Come on, now ♪ -♪ Joust ♪
-♪ Don't forget to say you will, joust ♪
♪ Come on, now ♪ -♪ Joust ♪
-♪ Don't forget to say you will, joust ♪
-Take your places, my lords.
And may your lance find its mark.
Now ride!
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-Oh, wow. -Ohh.
-[ Groaning ]
-Oh. Ah. That one hurt.
-My leg! -Oh, no. Oh, no.
Ow, ow, ow.
[ Laughter ]
[ Groaning ]
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I have one more surprise for you.
Your Majesty.
[ Cheers and applause ]
-I hereby dub thee...
Lord Post Malone of Medieval Times.
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Yeah! -Well done, my lord.
-I just hugged the queen! -I know you did!
-Yeah! Yeah!
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Medieval Times!