(bells jingling)
- I'm so glad we're finally doing this the normal way.
- Me too.
I mean you can only message on dating apps for so long.
- Totally. In person, face to face, one on one
is the best.
- For sure.
- I'm gonna be honest.
I've had a lot of failed relationships.
- Yeah, honestly, me too.
Tinder asked me to be their community manager
because I use the app so much.
- Thank God. Okay that's why I brought my
- [Both] Dating agent.
- Wait, what?
- You have one too?
- Thomas. I rep Matt here.
By the way voted Most Likely to Become Famous
in Class of '99.
- Allison, and what a coincidence
because Lilly is famous.
- This is Allison, my dating agent.
She's also my best friend, so she knows
exactly what I'm looking for in a partner.
- This is my best friend, Thomas.
He's been with me since my first right swipe.
- Oh, let's cut to the chase.
We don't have all night.
Your client isn't our only option for a date.
- Well, Matt's DM's are more poppin than Mentos and Coke.
- So, what do you do for fun?
- I actually really love hiking.
- Oh, cool.
- It's a hard no.
- What about two hikes?
- No.
- What about one?
- No.
- What if we throw in an Instagram story mention?
- Can we include a swipe up to my Etsy store?
- Deal, but he'd have to disclose that she's
a hashtag partner.
- Wait, a public relationship? I don't know about that.
- Let's stick a pin in that.
- We'll circle back.
- So, what would be your dream vacation?
- Ooh, I hate the cold, so somewhere warm, like a beach.
- Ah, Matt is more of a cold weather guy.
He recently posted a picture wearing a parka. 11,000 likes.
- Ooh, that could be a deal breaker.
- What if we go somewhere cold
where Matt can wear his parka, but there's a fireplace?
(whispers)
- It could work.
- So we agree then?
- Give us a beat to marinate on that.
- We'll all fly on this later?
- Copy that.
- [Thomas] Copy that.
- [Lilly] I copy as well.
- [Matt] Me too.
- Swell.
- I'd love some more clarity around relationship
deliverables, I mean I'm already pretty busy.
I don't wanna spread myself too thin.
- Totally agree.
If I wanted another job, I'd
go on LinkedIn, not Tinder.
- What my client is trying to say is that he values
his work and voted Hardest Worker by his mom
three Thanksgivings in a row.
- Date nights. How many a month?
- How about three to four?
- Pending availability, of course.
- Restaurants, four stars or higher.
- Done. Is your client willing to get intimate?
- Wow
- Oh no, I don't care about that stuff.
- First kiss tonight, hand stuff next time,
and intercourse two weeks from now.
- (whispers)
- That doesn't work with my client's biological clock.
Let's say intercourse three weeks from now,
pending everything's on time.
- And dirty talk?
- Hard pass.
- Depends on how drunk I am.
- Very well. Here is a list of words my client
is comfortable with saying.
- Sloppy, daddy.
- All right, well, now that we've covered the chill parts,
what does your client actually watch on Netflix?
- "Stranger Things"
- I've never seen it.
- But he can.
- I'm already on Season two, episode three.
I don't know if this will work.
- Maybe you could start over?
- Start over? My client has interests from the likes
of Anthony Padilla, sWooZie, Ruby Rose
- Meet us half way here.
- I am the best in the business.
Shane Dawson and Ryland Adams? I did that.
- My client has a lot more to offer.
- We're listening.
- Passwords for HBO Now, Apple TV, Disney+
- What about Amazon?
- I've got Prime.
- Okay, deal, but temperature set to 78
when I come over.
- 72
- 74 with a down filled blanket.
- Fine, but no embarrassing nicknames.
- Sweet cakes
- No
- Snuggle boo?
- No
- Darling face?
- Fluff bum?
- Cuddle pea?
- Slay bae?
- Honey poo
- No
- What about peek-a-boo?
- Fine, but only on your birthday.
- Let's discuss causes of termination.
- Dishonesty
- Jealousy
- Interrupting me often.
- I don't do that, so--
- She does, but we'll work on it.
- No, I don't.
- Remember that time--
- Lack of chemistry.
- Not letting him hang with his friends.
- Saying anything bad about Beyonce.
- [Matt & Thomas] Fair
- I feel good about this.
- I do too.
- Great, we'll connect about a follow up?
- I'll ping you.
- [Lilly] Well, bye, nice to meet you and
- [Matt] Lilly, nice to meet you
- My commission
- Of course, 10%
All right, bye.
- Bitch, you gotta boyfriend.
- I know. Woulda settled for half.
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