>> OKAY, MR. WATT, CAN YOU HEAR ME IN YOUR HEADPHONES?
>> YES. >> ALL RIGHT, PERFECT.
LET'S JUMP IN J.J. YOU'VE RECORDED DIALOGUES FOR
THE MADDEN VIDEO GAMES BEFORE, YEAH?
>> YEAH, IT'S CRAZY YOU GUYS ARE ALREADY WORKING ON "MADDEN 21."
>> YEAH, YEAH. WE'VE GOT TO HAVE IT READY FOR
THE NEXT NFL SEASON. >> SO WE'RE GOING TO START WITH
SOME GAME PLAY DIALOGUE. YOU HAVE A SCRIPT RIGHT THERE.
>> THIS STUFF IS LIKE ME ON THE FIELD DURING THE GAME.
>> YEP, SO GIVE IT SOME ENERGY AND WE'LL PLAY SOME CROWD NOISE
TO HELP YOU GET THERE, OKAY. >> WE'LL START WITH LINE A-1.
OKAY? LET'S DO THIS?
>> ALL RIGHT. TAKE A SEAT.
>> GREAT, NEXT ONE DOWN. A-2.
>> HERE COMES THE BALL. >> LOVE IT.
A-3. >> DAMN IT, COULDN'T CATCH THAT
GUY. >> OKAY, NEXT?
>> DANG IT, HE OUTSMARTED ME. >> NICE, A-5.
>> OOPS. >> GREAT, A-6.
>> SORRY, GUYS. >> A-7.
>> WHOOPSIES. >> A-8.
>> INTERCEPT -- OH, NEVERMIND, I DROPPED IT.
>> A-9. >> SORRY BOYS, THAT WAS ON ME.
>> A-10. >> CAPTAIN CLUMSY STRIKES AGAIN.
>> AND A-11. >> GOD, I SUCK TODAY.
>> NICE, YOU'RE A PRO, J.J. >> THANKS MAN, BUT I MEAN, IT
KIND OF SOUNDS LIKE VIDEO GAME J.J. WATT MESSES UP A LOT.
>> YEAH, THE DESIGNERS LIKE TO COVER ALL THEIR BASES.
>> BUT LIKE, I DO GOOD THINGS TOO.
I'M A TOP RANKED DEFENSIVE END. I'M GOOD.
IS THAT GROSS TO SAY? >> YEAH, KIND OF.
>> YOU SEE THAT SACK, I HOPE OUR QUARTERBACK'S OKAY.
THIS OTHER TEAM IS GOOD. >> NICE.
>> WAS THAT ME ON THE SIDELINES WATCHING THE OTHER TEAM?
>> YES. CUT TO THE SIDELINES A LOT.
SUPER REALISTIC. >> MOVING ON.
>> THIS ONE IS AN AWAY CROWD BOOING YOU.
SO YOU'RE TAUNTING THEM. >> I CAN DO THIS ONE.
>> GO AHEAD AND BOO ME, AT LEAST I'M NOT IN A WHEELCHAIR LIKE
THAT LITTLE BOY RIGHT THERE. >> WE GOT THAT ONE.
>> WAIT A MINUTE, WHAT? I WOULD NEVER SAY THAT, THAT'S
AWFUL. >> WE'LL FLAG THAT FOR YOU.
>> ARE YOU SURE THESE ARE THE SAME PEOPLE THAT DID MADDEN 20?
IT FEELS LIKE THEY DON'T KNOW ME LIKE AT ALL.
>> ALL RIGHT, AGAIN, YOU CAN TALK TO THEM ABOUT ANY CONCERNS.
OKAY, J.J. STARTING AT LINE B-4.
IT'S MORE STUFF YOU SAY ON THE SIDELINES.
>> NO ONE'S RESPONDED TO MY BIRTHDAY DRINK.
SO I'M PROBABLY GOING TO GET CANCELLED LIKE THE BITCH I AM.
>> ARE THE OTHER PLAYERS SAYING THINGS LIKE THIS?
>> EVERY PLAYER'S DIALOGUE IS WRITTEN SPECIFICALLY FOR THEM.
MOVING ON TO SECTION C. THIS IS DIALOGUE AFTER A WIN.
>> SO C-1, WHENEVER YOU'RE READY.
>> THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT FELLAS, SUCK ON THAT WHEELCHAIR BOY.
GUYS, I DO NOT LIKE THIS WHEELCHAIR KID STUFF.
WHAT IS THIS? >> OKAY, I GUESS WE CAN SKIP
THIS SECTION THEN. MOVING ON.
>> YEAH, YOU GOT IT. OKAY, LAST ONE, LAST ONE, FOR
THE CUT SEEN AT THE END OF THE SEASON.
>> OKAY, HERE WE GO. >> WOO, I'M GOING TO THE SUPER
BOWL, BABY. MY WIFE'S COMPANY GOT TICKETS?
GUYS, WHAT IS THAT? >> WE WILL FLAG THAT.
WE BURNED THROUGH THOSE, NICE, J.J.
HEY, BEFORE YOU GO, YOU WANT TO SEE YOUR "MADDEN 21" AVATAR.
>> OH, HELL YEAH. >> WAIT A SECOND, THAT'S ME?
WHY IS MY BELLY BUTTON PIERCED. I DON'T HAVE A BELLY BUTTON
PIERCING. >> YEAH, WE'RE NOT SURE, BUT
WE'LL MAKE A NOTE. AND THIS IS YOUR TOUCHDOWN
CELEBRATION DANCE. >> FINALLY, THEY GOT SOMETHING
RIGHT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]