(cheering)
- Hanukkah began last night, y'all,
and Christmas is just two weeks away.
So if you still need some gift ideas,
you've come to the right place, people.
In fact, in all of our holiday shows,
we will be featuring fabulous presents
we know your friends and family will love.
Of course, I can't do all this alone,
so back by popular demand, all the way from the North Pole,
is our favorite elf!
What's up, man, how you doin'.
(Christmas music blaring)
(clapping)
I didn't know elves like wine.
- [Elf] Merry Christmas, of course we do.
- Yeah, merry Christmas, all right.
- They don't like wine.
- [Kelly] They don't, oh it's--
(laughing)
Well since I can't, I love you girl,
- [Elf] Merry Christmas.
- And since I can't move, Deidre Hall will be playing
Van of White!
So let's jump right in!
Here we go. (crowd clapping)
This, thank you so much, Deidre, you're a team player.
This first gift promises to help friends and family
start 2021 off on the right foot.
Here we go, brrrr. (patting the couch)
(sparkles)
Boom!
(cheering)
It's APL sneakers for men and women,
APL's newest Silhouettes are the TechLoom Wave running shoe,
and TechLoom Tracer training shoe.
But all APL's luxury performance footwear
is available online in striking colors and patterns,
including the new leopard print.
(purrs) (crowd chuckling)
You think, you think that goes with your suit?
I'd like to see you, Elf, in some.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, I think you'd look nice, I think you'd pull it off.
All right, well moving on to the next gift!
The next gift is actually perfect for the person who needs
an extra jolt to get them going in the mornings.
Hashtag me.
Go ahead, Deidre.
(sparkles)
Boom!
(cheering)
This is the new, the brand-new,
Keurig K-Supreme Plus single serve coffeemaker.
This coffeemaker features innovative multistream technology
for full flavor and aroma,
as well as three different strength and temperature settings
so you can a choose a stronger, hotter cup,
or brew a hot over ice for refreshing ice coffee.
All right, I'll admit!
This last gift probably should only be
for someone really special in your life.
Someone who enjoys spending lots of time with you,
because, well, you're gonna want to take them with you,
is what I'm saying.
So whip off that box.
- You got through it,
that was fabulous. - [Kelly] I did, I did,
I nailed it Deidre, thank you.
- [Deidre] We were all so pleased--
(Kelly screaming) (crowd cheering)
- I'm talking about a trip to Baha Mar,
the newest luxurious Caribbean resort destination.
It's home to three iconic oceanfront hotels,
a Jack Nicklaus-designed golf course,
a world-class racquet club, with nine tennis courts,
a glamorous casino, a full-service ESPA spa,
a nature sanctuary, that sounds nice,
a kids' explorer's club,
which sounds nice to send them to so you can go to the spa,
and a collection of leading restaurants,
with open-air vistas overlooking the resort pools,
beaches and resort fountain shows.
Baha Mar reopens to guests on December 17th.
Okay, sadly as much as I want to,
I just can't give all this stuff
to everyone in our house seats,
'cause we're not Oprah, people, okay,
I can't be giving cars yet.
I just, it's my second season. (Deidre laughing)
All right.
But I can give all of this stuff to one person
in our house seats, right?
I can do that.
Yep, the elf said yes.
(crowd cheering)
I'm sure one of you would enjoy a $300 APL gift card,
a Keurig K-Supreme Plus bureau...
(bleeping)
(crowd whooping)
Jesus, take the wheel.
Mm-hmm.
I'm sure one of you would enjoy--
- [Deidre] I'm sure one of you would enjoy
a $300 APL gift card.
(Kelly laughing)
- [Deidre] A Keurig, a Supreme Plus brewer,
and a six day, five night trip at Baha Mar in the Bahamas.
So. (clapping)
- (laughing) How's a talk show host to decide?
Thank you, Deidre, for doing that.
Okay, I'm giving the entire haul
to the person in our house seats
who proves that they are most excited for Christmas.
I wanna see you freak, people. (people clamoring)
How excited are you?
(laughing) (people cheering)
Um, okay.
So it's too hard to choose, and I really just wanted
a chance to make you all look foolish.
So you're all getting all the gifts we showed today!
Woo-hoo!
(cheering)
And wait guys, wait.
One more thing, Amazon wanted to add to your holiday haul,
so Amazon is also giving each of you
a $100 gift card as well.
Enjoy.
(cheering)
Merry Christmas, merry everything, everybody.