Joe: When did you last use your fame for romantic gain?
Byron: Uhh
Byron: Is that normal?
Joe: No, it's not normal.
But I do it anyway.
Byron, Byron, Byron, Byron,
or some may know him as By-Ron.
Welcome!
A year?
It's been a year!
Since uh-I've had anyone in this confessional booth.
Ya know.
Byron: Its not really a booth though is it?
Joe: We've upgraded!
You know times have actually got better..
Byron: That's good.
Joe: ..yeah, bizarrely. It's got better.
Byron: Even though you haven't had work in a year.
Joe: More funding!
Byron: Its gotten better some how.
Joe: Everyone's just been pure, pure.
There's not been anyone that I've been suspicious of, until I met you..
recently.
Joe told me all about you.
If you don't know who I am, I am the Brevrend.
I was known as Joesus.
From the Joedasim faith.
Can I actually still get away with saying this stuff?
It's very close to the line but we'll go with it.
If you don't know how this concept works,
I have Byron here in the confessional booth with me.
I am going to ask him a series of grilling questions.
Byron: I'm a bit nervous about this to be honest.
Joe: Yeah I know, nervous and tired;
you only woke up 5 minutes ago.
Byron: That is true.
Joe: yeah.
The thing is with this Byron,
is
we've added a new element to it.
You may have seen from the last one, about a year ago,
we've added a new element to it.
If I feel that Byron has not been truthful enough, in answering these questions,
I will share a video
of you,
with the audience that they have not seen before.
Could be a video,
Could be a picture, could be..
just some information about you.
That they don't know about.
Like your social security number,
Or your blood type.
Byron: Oh okay, that's where I might have a bit of an issue.
Joe: yeah, we'll get to that bit when we get there.
Byron: Bank account number, stuff like that?
Joe: Things like that, yeah!
Your puck code for your mobile phone?
Byron: That's fine.
I don't know if that gets asked anymore.
Joe: No, I don't think it does, does it?
A series of questions here,
a lot of them have been submitted by the audience,
thank you
for your questions.
Without further ado, Byron!
Byron: Yes.
Joe: Are you ready?
Byron: I mean, I'm ready.
Joe: Why are you shaking a little bit?
Your mouth is shaking.
Byron: Is it?
Joe: Yeah, a little bit.
Byron: It's because I'm communicating to the people behind you.
They are telling me what to say.
Joe: Are you alright?
Byron: Yeah.
Joe: I think he's full of demons.
We're going to have to get these out of you, mate.
We'll start off nice and easy.
Byron: yeah.
Joe: In terms of LEGO,
How many pieces can you fit up your a***?
Byron: When I was a kid,
I put one piece of LEGO up my nose,
so I'm going to say one.
Joe: Okay, good answer.
Same.
Would you ever do a sequel to "The Kissing Booth?"
Byron: I mean your asking the wrong guy here,
I think that
the question is more
obtained towards the producers of the show.
Joe: I don't understand a word your saying,
just would you do a sequel; if you were asked?
Byron: I mean yeah.
I would say no to it
like I wouldn't be like nah no way.
Joe: That wasn't very convincing, I'm not going to lie.
Will you ever show your girlfriend on camera?
Byron: That's the thing,
I have been,
but she doesn't exist.
She is an invisible girlfriend.
Joe: Like I said before, full of demons.
Byron: Would you-do you show your girlfriend on camera?
Joe: Uhh..
Byron: You're a man of the cloth.
Joe: No, I don't.
I don't. I keep her hidden..
Byron: hmm where?
Joe:.in a cupboard, upstairs.
Byron: Ah, you see?
Joe: Don't know if that's illegal.
Byron: We all have our secrets.
Joe: Do you fancy my sister?
I mean, sorry, let me rephrase that.
Do you fancy Joe Sugg's sister?
Byron: Well I've never met your sister, so no.
Joe: Have you not?!
Byron: No.
Joe: I swear you have!
Byron: I've never met.
Joe: Really?!
Byron: How would you know?
Joe: I mean I don't,
I'm just shocked to hear that!
Byron: What kind of freak are you, stalking some one?
Joe: You've lived with Joe for a year,
I think that says more about her, than it says about you
I think it mean that she never visits her brother.
It's been a long time!
She's been to London plenty of times!
but she's never once visited him.
When was the last time that you flew Economy, or Coach?
Byron: You know what, I've never flown anything but Economy.
So, every time is the times that I've flew Economy.
Joe: Yes; you are a well grounded person.
Byron: I'm not on air,
Joe: I like that.
Byron: technically very high.
Joe: Why are your hands so cold?
Byron: Well, you've been saying I've got demons,
although they would be full of fire.
Joe: I think that's more medical than spiritual there.
I think you want to go to the doctors, get it checked.
Byron: Ghosts come with a lot of problems, you know.
Joe: It's summer, your hands are like ice.
Who was the last person that you unfollowed on Instagram?
Byron: I don't really do a lot of unfollowing
but I do remember following,
unfollowing,
well following
and then unfollowing,
Kevin Hart.
Joe: Why?
Byron: It's just too intense,
too much going on.
You go on there and it's like the Kevin Hart profile became Instagram.
Joe: This is where I see some issues,
'cause what happen now
when you get cast for "The Kissing Booth 2"
and you find out that Kevin Hart is now the lead role.
Byron: That would be sad because..
Joe: Awkward.
Byron:..he can't play a 17-year-old girl.
Joe: You'd be surprised.
He's a good actor.
Byron: You're right.
Joe: have you ever s*** yourself?
Byron: mmm...
I haven't done it out
of water.
I've done it.
Joe: I'm sorry, what?
What are you, a frog?
Byron: I mean.
Joe: What are you an amphibian?
That'll explain the cold hands!
Byron: When I was on holiday
when I was like 17 years old,
Joe: 17?!
Byron: Yeah, that's pretty old.
We went to this place called Plits.
I was surfing
and where were surfing
and where we were staying
was about a 30 minute walk
apart.
I really needed the toilet,
it was one of those times where it was just like,
it's now or never
and so
it was more of a decision to s***.
S*** myself? Is that the right tense?
Joe: What do you hate most about YouTube?
Byron: What I love and hate are kind of in the same realm,
I love that it gives people who are talented a voice-
Joe: I didn't asked that, I just want to know what you hate
Byron: but what I don't like..
is that it gives people who shouldn't have a voice, a voice.
Joe: ooh,
and who are those people?
Byron: It's just that you watch these young kids on here, blabbing away..
Joe: Are you trying to have a subtle dig at Lil Tay?
Byron: I did not bring up Lil Tay Tay.
Joe: You're trying to start beef?
Byron: Don't bring up Lil Tay Tay,
she is dangerous and has a great reach.
Joe: Trying to start online drama?
Steady Byron.
Byron: Just a confessional, Joe.
Joe: No need to fight with 9-year-olds, alright.
When was the last time you were recognised?
Byron: In this confessional, you said: "Hello Byron," doesn't that count?
Joe: touche.
Which members of
I don't like saying the name, but um which members out of you know our YouTube group
B: Our? There's a Youtube group that you guys have? J: sorry not me
B: what kind of sick games are you guys up too? J: which member of this
so called
"jdfkwjehk"
B: ah them
J: do you think you're more popular than already
B: well, none
hmmm J: how popular? Do you think that you're more popular than Mikey?
B: No, honestly not J: If you were both at a meet and greet
who would they go too, you and Mikey or you and Ollie?
They would meet Mikey first and greet me first
J: Okay, I'll take you're answer. What is you're roommates worst habit?
B: I mean he doesn't do it anymore, but he used to have this really weird habit of
walking up to my ear with an airhorn
and then suppressing it and it just happened
to be next to my ear at the same time
and I was going, you know I really wish this habit this habit will die of his
but it has actually, so my wishes came true
there must of been a shooting star at the time, that I was unaware of
J: we'll change that soon. Now after you have gone to bed,
Joe has noticed that the WIFI has slowed right down for about 10-15 minutes
B: 15 minutes J: why is this? B: you know what Joe
J: Why is the internet slowing down once you've gone to bed?
B: I'm going to confess something to you that you don't know about me
J: mm
B: every morning, I mean every night, before I go to bed
I shower like a regular person
but the preparation for that shower is very different
to everyone else I do a bit of a
sexy dance, I put on my sexy dance moves
and it always ends up with my t-shirt over the router
15 minutes later, after the shower, t-shirts on the router
take it off, internets back to normal.
J: I would nearly believe that story if I didn't know that the router is in that cupboard
B: I throw it through the wall what'd, you think? J: that's a good throw.
B: Yeah, I used to play cricket Joe. And the shirt is made of titanium
B: this is getting weird J: sorry, its the demon inside me
B: do you need some tea? J: no, I just need
I need Joesus. Are you living in this country legally?
B: yeah I got a Visa. I got a damn working Visa
I got a TB test to get in J: tuberculosis?
B: tuberculosis
which I passes, first test I've passes in a while
all I had to do was cough J: you're getting warmer
maybe you're human after all B: maybe I don't have TB
J: When did you last use you're fame for romantic gain?
ooh ooh he's squirming, you've gone the same colour as your t-shirt
B: oh gosh, never
for romantic gain
is it even fame?
no, let me address the first bit of that
when you have used fame, I think there has to be fame to use it
you cant be rich without money, you cant be famous without fame
J: is it true that you are worth other 1 million rand?
B: no J: what even is 1 million Rand? B: its like
£7 I think J: is it? B: £8
J: have you ever left an item, lets say
like a bowl, unattended in the fridge
for a lot longer than it should be
B: are you talking about the Indian food that I had the other day?
J: well, there is that, but it wasn't necessarily that.
is that still in there by the way? B: no, I threw that away
It was meat, you shouldn't leave meat in the fridge for like a year
J: Is it true that you once made love to a bowl of chopped melon
B: once again where are these rumours coming from because I would like to get in on
that melon action
J: so, another time, apparently you had a female friend come over.
to watch a move B: yeah J: Joe went to bed
and noticed that you started slowly hammering
something in you're bedroom for about 2 and a half minutes
Why was this? He was trying to sleep.
Okay well Joe J: he heard hammering B: once again
J: have you been touching Joe's tool kit?
B: another confession
J: so I went into you're room the next day and there was no pictures up on you're wall
B: well how about this Joe, 1 month ago I got a
nude painted of me, and I was to awkward to say hey Joe
can you help me frame this? So, I asked her
and she hammered and we hammered, all night long.
On the frame, it was the
bed thing J: Can I see it?
B: She took it with her. J: You may have noticed on Instgram you
are getting a lot more popular. You are actually getting a lot of
fan art made of you B: Really? Oh yes I have seen
J: You know those types of drawings that people spend hours and hours on.
B: I spent 17 days on this! J: A girl called Daisy
she is 14 and she sent in a picture of you
I just wanted to show it to you and see what you thought about it
from yeah, Daisy aged 14
Why are you laughing? B: so remember the nude,
it was Daisy. J: So you had a 14 year old round your house?
J: did you move in with Joe for the views?
B: well, as you know, he is very high up in
in his apartment building, and it does
have some amazing views.
So yes, wouldn't you? If someone offers you
this view. J: that is a very good answer, I'll have you that
How many mini Byron's are there out in the world? B: there are 4 mini Byron's
5 medium Byron's and I'd say about 9
normal sized Byron's J: Are you a big spoon, or a little spoon?
B: If it's a movie, being the big spoon sucks
because then it's like... I can't even see what's going on
J: what like a little, mini chinchilla or something? B: You've got to like look over her shoulder
Just with the spoon J: What are you trying to be, a meerkat?
B: this is me trying to go over the shoulder
over the person you're spooning J: it's a big old shoulder, who are you spooning?
Do you think that you are more attractive than Joe Sugg?
B: No, have you seen that man's jawline? I said, Joe we have
no more knives left for this toast
bam, he cut it in half
J: are you a fighter or a flighter, fight or flight
J: you see an old lady getting mugged, what do you do?
do you run away? B: fight or flight? J: do you run away or do you get involved?
And he's got one of those um
B: yeah one of those J: yeah a magic wand on him
B: this was his fighting technique J: he was a death eater, if a death eater is attacking
a granny, right. What do you do? B: fight or flight? J: yeah
B: I would take him onto a flight and then I would
fight him J: nice B: Mid air, and I would throw him out of the window and
hope that no one else gets sucked up J: your like a young Harrison Ford
B: aye J: you do look like Hans Solo
B: that was not Harrison Ford. J: no it was tomb raider. Do you regret any
adverts or films that you've been in? B: yes
J: that is a strong, straight away yes B: oh yes
J: which ones? B: um I mean I don't want to burn the people who burnt the
people who wrote the ads so 'll just say generally J: fair enough
what's better, the confessional booth, or the kissing booth?
B: ooh well, the kissing booth, I did get a bit of action
J: so does this, it goes bang usually
J: I mean Zoe is on 3 point something million. no pressure
Byron, I'm just saying. I've not changed, it's always my guests.
So, if the views aren't good in this one, it's clearly you.
Byron, It's take a long time, we've actually had to
cut the cameras and have a little walk outside
to try think about whether I thought you have been truthful enough, you're an actor
so it's hard for me to judge B: You went on a long walk J: I can't read you very well
you're an actor B: try these
J: I can actually see better with these on
B: that's not good
J: I haven't got my eyes tested since I was 8, this is probably actually better for me
take them back
Byron, with all due respect
I believe that you did tell the truth
throughout that, and I am rewarding you, with no embarrassment
congratulations B: thank you J: you are now cleansed
J: thank you so much for taking part in Joe's uh
in a Joeus' confessional B: thank you J: people at home I hope
you enjoyed this video, if you did, give it a holy thumbs,
hit that holy bell
and subscribe to Byron
and also subscribe to, not me, but Joe
and we will see you very soon
with another video thank you so
much, good .morrow
B: Is this how you usual exit them? J: no, but we can do that if you want
Lets do that yeah, I like that, just 10 minutes of this J: yeah
B: okay B: It's like ASMR but for hands