Hello, internets.
I'm Adam Devine, star of Pitch Perfect,
Workaholics, and The Righteous Gemstones.
And today, I'm going to make some new best friends
and have some laughs by playing The Game of Things.
[CHEERING]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
(SINGING) The Game of Things, the laughs it brings.
The way it works is we'll read out a topic.
Things about men that frustrate you.
Everyone will write the responses.
When they don't text back.
Aw, that's a sad one.
That one is sad.
That's a sad one.
There's a story to it.
And then, each of us, Janet, Andy, Sierra, Noah, and Maria,
will get to guess who said them.
I think when they don't text you back was Sierra.
Um, you are right.
[DING]
[CHUCKLING]
Let's get to it.
[CLAPPING]
[DINGING]
Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
Things you would do if you had superhuman powers.
Superhuman-- I like how serious you all got.
We're all oh, if only.
[CHUCKLING]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[POP] Eat all the time.
[CHUCKLING]
Oh my God.
We lost Janet, everyone.
Uh-oh.
OK.
Oh my God!
[CHUCKLING]
Wait, oh my God, are you OK?
[POP]
Lick my eyeball like a lizard.
[CHUCKLING]
What?
Win the Olympics, all of them.
[CHUCKLING]
OK.
All of the Olympics.
Less funny.
[CHUCKLING]
Your mom's an Olympian.
Of course, I would think that's you.
Whatever.
I would rescue dogs on my flying car.
[AWE]
And someone won the day.
Yeah, but they could also save all of humanity.
[CHUCKLING]
I would help heal Sierra.
[AWE]
Oh my.
Oh my God, who was that?
[CHUCKLING]
You're about to find out.
I'm like, kind of, attacked, but also like, awe, cute.
I kind of think you wrote it yourself.
[CHUCKLING]
[POP]
The last one is eat all the food and never get fat.
Noah, you're up, bud.
All right, rescuing all the dogs in your flying cars
is you, because you're a very caring person.
And it seems like that would be your prerogative
if you had superhuman powers.
Are you yawning?
No, I'm going--
[CHUCKLING]
Yeah, I'm like--
[YAWNS]
I wish, but it's not mine.
[BUZZER]
Bam, wrong.
Tarnation.
Sorry, Noah.
It's fine.
I think I would help heal Sierra--
You can't choose yourself.
[CHUCKLING]
I think it was Andy, because you are always supporting me
emotionally, and you are one of my best friends.
[CHUCKLING]
It's fine.
This is so awkward.
I'm being let down.
Oh my God.
Oh, Sierra, you do have the right sentiment behind that,
and you are correct.
[CHEERING]
[DINGING]
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
This is a roller coaster.
Sierra is crying.
Hey, congratulations.
This is such an emotional game for me.
She is crying.
She is crying right now.
Oh my God.
I think win the Olympics, all of them, I think it was you.
OK, you're right.
[CHUCKING]
[CLAPPING]
[CHEERING]
[DINGING]
Go again.
Oh my God, I am crushing it.
Yes, good work.
Redemption.
Lick my eyeball like a lizard is not Janet because she lost it
when she read it, I think.
I think this is Maria.
Why?
[CHUCKLING]
I don't know.
It's just so weird.
It wasn't me.
[BUZZER]
So offended.
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
You're so offended.
Lick my eyeball like a lizard, I think it's Noah.
Yay.
[DING]
My eyeball?
If we all could, we would.
No?
Noah is the naughtiest person here.
Oh!
That lizard thing, you're a freak, dude.
[CHUCKLING]
I would rescue dogs on my flying car, I think that's Maria.
You're right.
[AWE]
[DINGING]
[CLAPPING]
And then, Sierra, you are eat all the time.
Yeah.
And mine is eat all the food and never get fat.
[DINGING]
[CLAPPING]
[WHISTLING]
We connected somehow.
You cleaned up, Janet.
That was great.
And the champion of The Game of Things, the one, the only,
Janet!
[CHEERING AND CLAPPING]
Yay!
And Sierra, really good stuff.
Really good try.
[CHUCKLING]
Me and my new BFFs want to thank you so much for playing
The Game of Things with us.
Bye.
Ya hoo.
Guys, I feel like this was a real bonding
moment for all of us.
Yeah.
And I hope we stay best friends after this game.
I think--
OK, and the dead silence--
[CHUCKLING]
--leads me to believe we're not on the same page.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
(SINGING) The Game of Things, the laughs it brings.
The Game of Things.