NOW YOU MIGHT BE AWARE OF THIS IF YOU ARE A REVIEWER OF THE
SHOW, WE HAVE A PRETTY INCREDIBLE GRAPHICS DEPARTMENT
HERE IT AT THE LATE LATE SHOW AND HAVE I REALIZEED THAT USING
THEIR SKILLS CAN I SEE LITERALLY ANYTHING AT ALL, ANYTHING I
WANT.
SO I THOUGHT I WOULD LET THEM GO HOG-WILD AND PUT TOGETHER SOME
THINGS THAT I MIGHT OTHERWISE NEVER GET TO SEE.
THIS IS JAMES WANNA SEE IT.
>> JAMES WANNA SEE IT.
>> SO THEY CAME TO ME AND THEY ASKED WHAT I WANTED TO SEE.
AND I SAID I WANNA SEE A WHEEL AND THEY SAID DONE, I SAID
NO, WAIT.
THEY SAID SURE, COURSE.
I SAID I WANNA SEE A WHEEL O WHAT I WANTA SEE.
THEY SAID WHAT.
I SAID I WANNA SEE A WHEEL O WHAT I WANT TO SEE.
THEY SAID SORRY, SAY THAT ONE MORE TIME.
SO I FIRED THEM.
AND I BROUGHT IN SOMEONE NEW.
AND I SAID I WANNA SEE A WHEEL O WHAT I WANTA SEE AND THEY SAID
DONE, AND THERE IT IS, THAT, THAT
(APPLAUSE) THIS HERE, RIGHT HERE IS A
WHEEL, A WHEEL O' WANNA SEE.
AND ON IT IT THERE ARE OPTIONS OF THINGS JAMES MIGHT WANT TO
SEE.
NOT WHAT THE BAND WANT TO SEE.
NOT WHAT NIF YOU WANNA SEE, NOT WHAT ANY OF YOU AT HOME WANTA
SEE, WHAT JAMES WANNA SEE, OKAY.
SO I AM GOING TO GIVE IT A LITTLE SPIN, IS HE WHAT IT LANDS
ON AND SEE IF I WANNA SEE IT, ALL RIGHT.
GIVE IT A SPIN, SEE IF JAMES WANNA SEE IT IT, TO BE CLEAR N
THIS SITUATION, I AM JAIMTION.
JAMES IS ME.
ANYONE ELSE CALLED JAIMS IN HERE TONIGHT, SHOW OF HANDS.
YOU, SIR, YEAH, YOU, ARE YOU CALLED JAMES?
THIS IS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU.
(LAUGHTER) OKAY?
THESE ARE THINGS, THESE ARE THINGS THAT JAMES WANNA SEE BUT
IN THIS GAME YOU ARE NOT THE JAMES.
YOU ARE A BYPRODUCT OF THE GAME.
I CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH HOW IRRELEVANT YOU ARE IN THIS.
WE'RE BOTH KAILED JAMES, BUT YOU'RE NOT THIS JAMES.
(LAUGHTER) WHO IS THE JAMES.
>> THAT IS YOU.
>> James: ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY RIGHT, SIR.
OKAY.
SO I'M GOING TO SPIN THE WHEEL, AND SEE IF I WANNA SEE IT.
A SHAQUILLE O NEAL THAT IS JUST A HEAD AND LEGS.
SO WHAT DID YOU SAY?
YEAH T IS IRRELEVANT WHAT YOU THINK.
(LAUGHTER) I CAN'T STRESS THIS ENOUGH.
FOR THE NEXT THREE MINUTES YOU CAN TAKE OFF.
YOUR BEING HERE HAS NO BEARING ON THIS.
YOU ARE REMOVED FROM THE EQUATION.
DO YOU WANNA SEE IT?
I DON'T CARE.
THE QUESTION IS, DOES JAMES WANNA SEE IT.
JAMES WANNA SEE IT.
ALL RIGHT.
WALL-E REALLY REGRETTING A ONE-NIGHT STAND.
(LAUGHTER) I DONE EVEN HAVE TO THINK ABOUT
THIS, OF COURSE I WANT TO SEE IT.
IT IS LIKE WALL-E TAKING THE WALK OF SHAME.
OKAY.
CINNABON JOVI.
GUILLERMO, DO YOU WANT TO SEE IT?
>> I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS GAME.
(LAUGHTER).
>> James: HE PLAYED IT LIKE 50 TIMES.
WHAT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND ABOUT IT?
>> WE'RE ALL IRRELEVANT TO THE GAME.
>> James: YEAH.
>> SO HOW IS THAT FUN?
(APPLAUSE).
>> James: ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, I WILL TELL I TAKE YOUR
POINT, DO YOU KNOW WHAT, FOR THIS ROUND, IT CAN BE GUILLERMO
WANNA SEE IT.
>> U OH,.
>> Reggie: OH NO.
>> James: SO THE QUESTION IS DO YOU WANNA SEE IT.
>> SEE WHAT, JAMES.
>> James: CINNABON JOVI, DO YOU WANNA SEE IT?
>> YES.
>> James: YOU SAID YES?
IF IS IRRELEVANT, IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU.
>> Reggie: YEAH.
>> James: THAT IS THE LEVEL OF POWER WE'RE TALKING ABOUT.
AND HOWEVER LONG THAT MULLET IS, NO, DO YOU WANNA SEE IT?
I DON'T CARE.
WE'RE NOT SEEING IT.
CHILL OUT.
THE GOLDEN GIRLS WEARING FULL KISS MAKEUP.
NOW WE'VE ALL IMAGINED IT IT.
BUT ONCE YOU SEE IT, YOU CAN NEVER UNSEE IT.
JAMES, WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
>> I WOULD WANT TO SEE IT.
>> James: WELL, I DONE GIVE A [BLEEP].
(LAUGHTER) NO, WOULD YOU WANNA SEE IT?
>> I'M NOT GOING TO ANSWER.
>> James: AND WHY, WHY JAMES, WHY AND YOU GOING TO ANSWER.
>> IT IS A RESPONSIBILITY TO MY.
>> James: HE HAS BEEN HERE FOR ONE SEGMENT, ONE SEGMENT, ONE
SEGMENT, GUILLERMO.
ONE SEGMENT AND HE UNDERSTOOD THE GAME.
YOU HAVE SAT THERE FOR 600 AND YOU DON'T GET IT.
JAMES, CAN YOU PLAY THE DRUMS?
(APPLAUSE).
>> James: I ALWAYS NEW KNEW, JAMES, ARE YOU A LEDGE EN.
WAIT, WE ARE GETTING SIDE TRACKED WITH ALL THIS FUN.
THIS IS SERIOUS.
LET'S GET DOWN TO THE BRASS TACK.
THE GOLDEN GIRLS WEARING FULL KISS MAKEUP.
DOES JAMES WANNA SEE IT?
OF COURSE JAMES WANNA SEE IT!
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) THAT WAS JAIMSZ WANNA SEE IT.
OCTAVIA SPENCER AND HENRY WINKLER ARE HERE WHEN WE COME
BACK.
(APPLAUSE)