>>
>> Host:
>> Host: IT'S OUR BIRTHDAY, AND IT'S A
WHOLE HOUR OF FEELING
BEAUTIFUL.
BEAUTIFUL. SO WE TOOK HAIR
COLORING, AND I WAS
TELLING YOU A FEW
MOMENTS AGO ABOUT HOW
SHAMPOOING IS KIND OF
LIKE A BASS WAY TO KINDA
START ANYTHING YOU DO
WITH HER HAIR.
NOW LET'S STYLE IT.
STYLE IT LIKE THE
CELEBRITIES DO.
CELEBRITIES DO. HOW DO THEY GET THEIR
HAIR LIKE THAT?
HOW DID THE GIRLS STAY
SO LONG?
SO LONG?
SO LONG? THIS IS HOW.
SO THIS IS FROM FHI
PLAYER FASHION HAIR
INNOVATION.
INNOVATION. THE INNOVATION PORTION
OF THAT IS SPOT ON.
THIS BEFORE AND AFTER,
WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THE
1 INCH PLATFORM CERAMIC.
THAT'S THE MAGIC WORD
HERE.
HERE.
HERE. CURLING IRON.
CURLING IRON. FHI AWARD-WINNING
FHI AWARD-WINNING CELEBRITS ADORE ALL OF
THEIR TOOLS.
THEIR TOOLS. YOU HAVE TO HAVE THE
RIGHT TOOLS TO GET THE
RIGHT KIND OF RESULTS
FOR YOU WHAT YOU'RE
GETTING TODAY IS THAT
CURLING IRON I'M TELLING
YOU ABOUT.
YOU ABOUT. YOU WILL ALSO GET THE
HEAT RESISTANT MAP.
YOU'RE GOING TO GET TWO
OF THE T REX HAIRCLIPS.
JUST THE FACT THAT THEY
SAY T REX, I THINK
THAT'S PRETTY COOL.
AND YOU ARE GETTING THE
REPLACEMENT SPRING.
REPLACEMENT SPRING. ALL OF THIS TODAY,
NORMALLY A $95 VALUE AT
HSN.
HSN.
HSN. IT'S
HSN. IT'S OUR BIRTHDAY.
IT'S AN EVENT, SO WE ARE
DOING $69 FOR EVERYBODY,
AND WE'VE GOT FREE
SHIPPING AND HANDLING.
THREE FLEXPAY FOR
EVERYONE.
EVERYONE.
EVERYONE. I THINK WE CAN DO AN
EXTRA FLEX IF YOU HAVE
AN HSN CREDIT CARD.
THIS IS WHAT THE
PROFESSIONALS USE.
PROFESSIONALS USE. WE GET TO USE IT AT
HOME.
HOME.
HOME. I'VE GOT A PROFESSIONAL
HANGING OUT WITH ME.
LOOK THERE, MY CELEBRITY
PROFESSIONAL.
PROFESSIONAL. I LOVE THIS.
>> Guest: HELLO THERE.
>> Host: WHEN I SAID TO
CERAMIC IS THE MAGIC
WORD.
WORD.
WORD. WE
WORD. WE SEE THE CELEBRITIES.
GREGORY PATTERSON WOULD
KNOW.
KNOW.
KNOW. >>
KNOW. >> Guest: I'VE WORKED
WITH A COUPLE OF THEM.
THESE ARE THE TOOLS THAT
I ACTUALLY USE.
THE REASON WHY WE ARE
BRINGING YOU OUR 1 INCH
PLATFORM SERIES, LADIES,
THIS IS A WORKHORSE
IRON.
IRON.
IRON. THIS IS WHAT I USE
BEHIND THE CHAIR.
I JUST WANT TO GIVE YOU
A LITTLE POINT OF
DIFFERENCE HERE.
DIFFERENCE HERE. WHAT YOU'RE GETTING IS
THREE LAYERS.
THREE LAYERS. YOU ARE NOT JUST GETTING
CERAMIC.
CERAMIC.
CERAMIC. YOU ARE GETTING THREE
LAYERS OF CERAMIC.
WHEN I SAY CERAMIC, THIS
IS HOW WE DO CERAMIC AT
FHI.
FHI.
FHI. WE
FHI. WE TAKE ONE LAYER AND
THEN WE BAKE IT, AND WE
GIVE YOU ANOTHER LAYER
AND BAKE THAT ON TOP AS
WELL.
WELL.
WELL. THEN WE TAKE A THIRD
LAYER, LADIES, SO YOU
GET THREE LAYERS OF
CERAMIC HEAT.
CERAMIC HEAT. WHY THAT IS SO
BENEFICIAL IS WHEN YOU
FIND YOUR PERFECT
TEMPERATURE BETWEEN 250
AND 450 DEGREES, WHAT
YOU ARE GOING TO NOTICE
IS THE BARREL ITSELF IS
SO INCREDIBLY SMOOTH, IT
HAS NO RIDGES, NO BUMPS,
NO CRACKS ON THE BARREL.
AS YOU ARE GLIDING IT
THROUGH THE HAIR, IT'S
EFFORTLESS.
EFFORTLESS. IT'S NOT SNAGGING.
IT'S NOT PULLING.
AND THE HEAT THAT YOU'VE
SELECTED IS ABLE TO
RETAIN THE HEAT, AND
THEN THE POWER COMES
FROM THE ACTUAL CERAMIC
HEATER FOR YOU NOW, I
SAY THAT AS A CERAMIC
HEATER AS A POINT OF
DIFFERENCE HERE.
DIFFERENCE HERE. SOME HEATERS ARE NOT
CERAMIC.
CERAMIC.
CERAMIC. THEY MAY BE ALUMINUM,
AND THEY ARE IRREGULAR.
WE HAVE A CERAMIC HEATER
ABOUT THE SIZE OF A
STICK OF GUM.
WHAT THIS MEANS FOR YOU
IS EVEN HEAT RECOVERY.
WHEN I STYLE HER HAIR AT
250 DEGREES, LADIES,
THAT'S THE LOWEST
SETTING HERE.
SETTING HERE. IT GLIDES THROUGH
EFFORTLESSLY.
EFFORTLESSLY. IT GIVES HER THE CURL,
AND IT GIVES THAT NON-
YELLOWING BOUNCE,
YELLOWING BOUNCE, LOCKING IN THE MOISTURE
AND INTENSIFYING,
AND INTENSIFYING, INCREASING THAT SHINE.
THAT'S WHY OUR CURLS
LAST ALL DAY LONG.
>> Host: WHEN YOU WERE
TALKING ABOUT LOCKING IN
THAT MOISTURE, I'M HERE
IN FLORIDA.
IN FLORIDA. WE'VE GOT A LITTLE BIT
OF HUMIDITY.
OF HUMIDITY. >> Guest: JUST A LITTLE
BIT OF MOISTURE IN THE
AIR.
AIR.
AIR. JUST
AIR. JUST A LITTLE BIT.
HERE'S WHAT'S SO
IMPORTANT.
IMPORTANT. IF YOU WANT CURLS THAT
ARE JUICY AND DELICIOUS
JUST LIKE YOUR SKIN, IT
NEEDS TO BE HYDRATED.
WE ARE TALKING ABOUT A
HAIR TOOL.
HAIR TOOL. HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE
WHEN WE ARE TALKING
ABOUT HERE TOOLS?
WHEN YOU USE CERAMIC
TECHNOLOGY, IT PRODUCES
NEGATIVE IONS WITH
INFRARED HEAT.
INFRARED HEAT. WHAT THAT DOES IS TRAPS
THE MOISTURE THAT IS
INSIDE OF THE HAIR, SO
IT LOCKS IT IN, AND IT
SEALS IT SO THAT YOU GET
DELICIOUS, BOUNCY,
DELICIOUS, BOUNCY, BEAUTIFUL BUOYANT CURLS
LIKE MIDGE DELICIOUS HAS
RIGHT HERE.
RIGHT HERE. LOOK AT THAT.
WITH HER STYLE, WHY WE
SELECTED THIS 1 INCH
IRON FOR YOU, LADIES, IS
THIS IS THE MOST
UNIVERSAL SIZE.
UNIVERSAL SIZE. I'M TAKING LARGE
SECTIONS TO.
SECTIONS TO. >> A ONE AND ONE QUARTER
INCH SIZE FOR A ONE AND
A HALF INCH SIZE.
IF YOU WANT MORE DEFINED
CURLS, TAKE A SMALLER
SIZE, LADIES, AND USE
THE POWER OF THAT 1 INCH
TO GIVE YOU MORE
DEFINITION AND TEXTURE
ALL THE WAY THROUGH.
I ALSO WANT TO POINT OUT
HERE, YOU HAVE THE SOFT
TOUCH GRIP TO HELP YOU
STYLE AND HELP YOU
CONTROL.
CONTROL.
CONTROL. SO WHEN YOU WERE UP AT
450 DEGREES, IT MIGHT
GET A LITTLE WARM, BUT
DON'T HOLD THIS, JUST
KIND OF USE IT AS A
GUIDE TO HELP CONTROL
AND STABILIZE.
AND STABILIZE. NOT EVERYONE IS A
CURLING IRON PEARL.
I GET IT.
I GET IT.
I GET IT. >> Host: AND THAT'S WHAT
WE WANT.
WE WANT.
WE WANT. THAT PROFESSIONAL LOOK.
WE WANT WHAT YOU GUYS
HAVE COME OF WHAT WE
WANT USE IT AT HOME.
MAYBE YOU'VE TRIED THE
CURL AND YOU'RE LIKE,
IT'S SO IN, I SEE THE
BEACH WAVES AND I WANT
TO DO IT, THIS WOULD BE
THE ONE TO GET.
>> Guest: LOOK AT THIS.
OF WHAT YOU'RE GETTING
IS RADIANT SHINE, BOUNCY
CURLS.
CURLS.
CURLS. MIDGE HAS SNOW WHITE
HAIR.
HAIR.
HAIR. YOU
HAIR. YOU ARE NOT GETTING ANY
YELLOWING.
YELLOWING. YOU'RE GETTING AN EXTRA
LONG BARREL OF A ONE
HOUR AUTO SHUT OFF, A 9-
FOOT PROFESSIONAL SWIVEL
CORD THAT ALLOWS YOU TO
DO VERTICAL CURLS --
EXCUSE ME, HORIZONTAL
CURLS WHICH IS WHERE YOU
GET THAT VOLUME NORTH
AND SOUTH.
AND SOUTH. IF YOU WANT TO MIX IT UP
AND ADD TEXTURE, BECAUSE
OF THAT SWIVEL CORD, YOU
CAN GO UP AND YOU CAN
TURN TO GET THOSE BEACH
WAVES.
WAVES.
WAVES. NOTICE THAT CERAMIC
BARREL ALLOWS ME TO
SLIDE AND GLIDE.
SO YOU HAVE ULTIMATE
STYLING VERSATILITY, AND
THAT'S WHY WE SELECTED
THE 1 INCH SIZE FOR YOU.
IT IS PERFECT FOR EVERY
HAIR LENGTH.
HAIR LENGTH. HAIR TEXTURE, KINKY AND
CURLY GIRLS, WE'VE GOT
THIS FOR YOU.
YOU PROBABLY WON'T NEED
IT BECAUSE OF THE TRIPLE
BAKE CERAMIC.
BAKE CERAMIC. IT RETAINS THE HEAT AND
PROTECTS YOUR HAIR AS
YOU STYLE SO YOU CAN
LOCK IN AND SEAL THAT
MOISTURE HELPING TO
FIGHT THOSE CRAZY HUMID
DAYS LIKE WE ARE HAVING
NOW.
NOW.
NOW. >>
NOW. >> Host: MY MOM GOT OUT
OF THE CAR THIS MORNING
TO COME IN HERE WITH ME.
-- HI, MOM.
SHE'S ADORABLE.
SHE'S ADORABLE. >> Host: SHE'S FROM
ARIZONA.
ARIZONA.
ARIZONA. >> Guest: THAT'S WHERE I
AM FROM.
AM FROM.
AM FROM. I LIVE IN NEW YORK NOW.
PRESS GET.
PRESS GET. >> Host: WE ARE HAVING A
MOMENT.
MOMENT.
MOMENT. THAT'S AMAZING.
THAT'S AMAZING. YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE?
THAT YOU CAN ADJUST.
YOU ARE IN CONTROL OF
THE HEAT.
THE HEAT.
THE HEAT. >> Guest: MIDGE WAS AT
250 DEGREES.
250 DEGREES. I'M LOOKING AT JULIA
RIGHT NOW, AND I'M AT
375.
375.
375. JULIA HAS LONGER LENGTH.
SHE HAS A DIFFERENT HAIR
TEXTURE.
TEXTURE.
TEXTURE. SO HER HAIR CAN ABSORB
THAT HEAT MORE, AND WHAT
YOU'RE GOING TO NOTICE,
WHAT I DID WITH JULIA.
LADIES, YOU KNOW ME, I
LOVE TO GIVE ALL MY TIPS
AWAY.
AWAY.
AWAY. YOU'LL NOTICE THAT CURL
IS A LITTLE DIFFERENT.
I WANT TO SHOW YOU HOW
TO DO THIS LIKE HAIR
COMMERCIAL HAIR AND THEN
ALSO THIS BEACH WAVE
HAIR.
HAIR.
HAIR. SO
HAIR. SO THAT'S WHY YOU SEE
TWO DIFFERENT LOOKS
GOING ON, BECAUSE WITH
ONE IRON, THIS IS WHAT
YOU NEED FOR YOU NEED A
1 INCH IRON TO CREATE
ALL OF THESE LOOKS.
SO MY BEACH BABES OUT
THERE, ALL I DO IS WRAP
IT THROUGH.
IT THROUGH. I TURN IT.
USE THE SPRING GRIP FOR
THE SPRING GRIP IS LOOSE
ENOUGH SO THAT YOU CAN
GLIDE AND SLIDE, BECAUSE
THAT'S HOW WE ARE
GETTING THESE LOOKS
THESE DAYS.
THESE DAYS. YOU GLIDE AND SLIDE ALL
THE WAY THROUGH.
YOU ARE LEFT WITH -- SEE
THE ENDS?
THE ENDS?
THE ENDS? DRAG THEM OUT SO IT'S
PEACHY AND BEAUTIFUL.
THEN USING THE SAME
IRON, I'M USING THE SAME
HEAT, NOW WHAT I DO ON
THIS SIDE, I'M
ALTERNATING CURLS.
ALTERNATING CURLS. ON THIS SIDE I'M DOING
THE SAME EXACT
TECHNIQUE.
TECHNIQUE. EVERY GIRL IN THE EXACT
SAME DIRECTION.
SAME DIRECTION. NOTICE, NO KINKING ON
THE HAIR.
THE HAIR.
THE HAIR. NO LITTLE KINKS, BECAUSE
THE PRESSURE OF THE GRIP
IS EXACTLY ENOUGH TO
HOLD, ALLOW YOU TO SLIDE
THROUGH, LET THAT
NEGATIVE ION GET INTO
THE HAIR, SEAL IN THE
MOISTURE SO THAT WHEN
YOU BRUSH IT THROUGH,
IT'S RADIANT, IT'S
GLOSSY, IT'S POLISHED,
AND THE FIBER ITSELF IS
NOT COMPROMISED.
NOT COMPROMISED. WHEN WE ARE TALKING
ABOUT SAVING HER HAIR
WITH A HOT TOOL, IT'S
LIKE, CAN YOU DO THAT?
WHEN YOU HAVE TRUE
TRIPLE BAKE CERAMIC, YOU
GET SHINY, RADIANT HAIR
THAT IS FULL OF BOUNCE
AND MOISTURE, AND THAT'S
WHY THESE CURLS LAST ALL
DAY.
DAY.
DAY. >>
DAY. >> Host: COMING FROM A
PROFESSIONAL, SOME
PROFESSIONAL, SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE, I SEE
HERE LIKE JULIO.
IT'S SO GORGEOUS.
I CAN'T DO THAT.
IT'S THE TOOL.
YOU HAVE TO START WITH
THE RIGHT TOOL.
>> Guest: YOU HAVE TO.
MOST OF YOU HAVE USED
DRUGSTORE CURLING IRONS.
MY SISTER, I REMEMBER
GROWING UP, AND IT WAS
LIKE BROWN AND YELLOW IN
CERTAIN SPOTS.
CERTAIN SPOTS. WE KNOW, RIGHT.
AND IT'S CODED IN
HAIRSPRAY.
HAIRSPRAY. SO WE ARE GOING TO USE
STYLING AIDS TO HELP OUR
TOOLS WORK BETTER AND
LAST LONGER.
LAST LONGER. I HAVE HAIRSPRAY IN
HERE, ABSOLUTELY.
HERE, ABSOLUTELY. BUT WHEN YOU ARE USING A
PROFESSIONAL TOOL, THE
COMPONENTS, IT'S UNDER
THE HOOD THAT COUNTS,
RIGHT?
RIGHT?
RIGHT? SO
RIGHT? SO INSIDE OF THIS IRON,
NOT ONLY DO YOU GET THE
TRIPLE BAKE CERAMIC
TECHNOLOGY, YOU GET A
HEATER, A TRUE CERAMIC
HEATER, LADIES, CERAMIC
RETAINS HEAT, HANGS ONTO
HEAT, AND RECOVERS FROM
HEAT SO WELL SO THAT
WHEN YOU FIND YOUR
PERFECT TEMPERATURE,
PERFECT TEMPERATURE, WITH JUST THE SLIDE OF A
DIAL, WHAT YOU ARE GOING
TO DISCOVER IS IF YOU
ARE NOW STYLING AT 450,
LADIES, TURN IT DOWN TO
400.
400.
400. TO
400. TO ME THAT SOLID RIGHT
NOW, BECAUSE WHAT YOU'LL
DISCOVER IS WHEN YOU
TURN THE HEAT DOWN, YOUR
CURLS WILL LAST LONGER,
THE FIBER OF YOUR HAIR
IS BETTER, THE MOISTURE
IS LOCKED IN, THE STEAM
ISN'T DISSIPATED, AND
YOU GET HAIR THAT IS
THAT COMMERCIAL WHERE
THE HAIR AND CAN HELP
FIGHT HUMIDITY.
FIGHT HUMIDITY. >> Host: LOOK AT THAT.
I LOVE THAT.
YOU ARE GETTING A $95
VALUE, PROFESSIONAL
VALUE, PROFESSIONAL GRADE 1 INCH, WHICH IS
AN AMAZINGLY VERSATILE
SIZE BUT WE CAN DO IT ON
SHORT HAIR, LONG HAIR.
IF YOU WANT BEACH WAVES,
YOU WANT THE CURLS WE
ARE DOING RIGHT NOW, YOU
ARE GETTING IT TODAY FOR
$69.
$69.
$69. FREE
$69. FREE SHIPPING AND
HANDLING.
HANDLING.
HANDLING. THIS IS THE TIME.
>> Guest: THIS IS THE
TIME.
TIME.
TIME. I
TIME. I KNOW SO MANY OF YOU
LADIES HAVE CURLING
WANTS.
WANTS.
WANTS. DO
WANTS. DO YOU KNOW HOW IT
CURLING WAND WAS
DEVELOPED?
DEVELOPED? WE TOOK THIS THING AT
FASHION WEEK.
FASHION WEEK. WE PULLED THE SPRING OFF
AND TOOK THIS AWAY AND
WE WERE LIKE, WE JUST
NEED TO WRAP QUICKLY.
LOOK AT THIS.
BECAUSE OF THAT TRIPLE
CERAMIC, NOW I HAVE A
CURLING WAND.
CURLING WAND. WHEN YOU THINK OF
STYLING VERSATILITY,
STYLING VERSATILITY, WHERE ARE YOU HEADED
THIS SUMMERTIME?
THIS SUMMERTIME? DUAL VOLTAGE, ONE HOUR
SHUT OFF FEATURE, WE GOT
YOU PRETTY LADIES, WE
GOT YOU.
GOT YOU.
GOT YOU. WE ALSO GOT YOU.
I'M PROTECTING THE FIBER
OF HAIR TO GIVE YOU THAT
COMMERCIAL WHERE THE
HAIR.
HAIR.
HAIR. THIS TO ME IS LIKE THE
RED BOTTOMS LITERALLY OF
THOSE SHOES.
THOSE SHOES. YOU KNOW, THOSE SHOES
THAT ARE KNOWN FOR
LUXURY.
LUXURY.
LUXURY. THIS IS OUR RED BOTTOM
COLLECTION.
COLLECTION. IT'S OUR PLATFORM
SERIES.
SERIES.
SERIES. THESE ARE THE TOOLS THAT
ARE GOING TO WORK FOR
YOU EVERY SINGLE DAY.
YOU HAVE THAT COOL TOUCH
TIP TO HELP YOU IF YOU
NEED IT, AND THEN WE ARE
THROWING IN THESE COOL
LITTLE -- I NEVER USE
CLIPS.
CLIPS.
CLIPS. I
CLIPS. I JUST GRAB AND GO.
I'M LIKE, LET'S GET OUT
QUICK.
QUICK.
QUICK. >>
QUICK. >> Host: WE GOT TO GO.
>> Guest: IF YOU WANT
SOFTER WAVES, LADIES,
TAKE LARGER SECTIONS.
SWIRL IT OUT.
GLIDE IT THROUGH.
EVEN JULIA WAS LIKE,
THAT'S SO QUICK.
SHE SAID IN THE DRESSING
ROOM, YOU DON'T LET THE
HEAT SIT ON MY HERE THAT
LONG.
LONG.
LONG. YOU
LONG. YOU DON'T NEED TO.
>> Host: THIS IS A GOOD
TIP.
TIP.
TIP. >>
TIP. >> Guest: MOST PEOPLE
COUNT TO 15.
COUNT TO FIVE.
HERE IS WHERE I THINK WE
GET STUCK FOR YOU WE
USED IRONS THAT DIDN'T
HAVE THIS TYPE OF
TECHNOLOGY, SO WE PUT
OUR THICK COARSE CURLY
HAIR AND WE WERE LIKE,
CAN'T FEEL THE HEAT FOR
YOU LOOK AT THIS.
IT'S DONE.
IT'S DONE. I'M OUT.
I'M OUT.
I'M OUT. NOW I'M GOING TO MOVE
DOWN.
DOWN.
DOWN. IT'S DONE.
IT'S DONE. I'M OUT.
I'M OUT.
I'M OUT. MOVING DOWN, 123.
WHAT YOU'RE LEFT WITH IS
A BOUNCY, RADIANT, SHINY
CURL.
CURL.
CURL. THAT'S THE POWER OF TRUE
CERAMIC TECHNOLOGY AND
THE CERAMIC HEATER.
>> Host: I WANT TO TELL
EVERYONE, WE HAVE LESS
THAN 300.
THAN 300.
THAN 300. I BELIEVE THESE ARE JUST
GONE.
GONE.
GONE. BY
GONE. BY THE WAY, WITH THE
FREE SHIPPING AND
HANDLING, WITH THE
FLEXPAY, IF YOU WANT TO
GET THESE LOOKS, WE HAVE
JULIA WITH THE LONG
HAIR, MIDGE WITH A SHORT
HAIR.
HAIR.
HAIR. >>
HAIR. >> Guest: THAT'S THE
POWER OF THIS 1 INCH.
GREGORY, I HAVE SHORT
HAIR, GREGORY, I HAVE
EXTENSIONS.
EXTENSIONS. YOU CAN USE THIS ON ALL
OF THIS.
OF THIS.
OF THIS. MIDGE DELICIOUS USE TO
WEAR HER HAIR SUPER
SHORT HERE.
SHORT HERE. WHAT I LIKE TO DO IS
TAKE MY CLIPS.
IT'S ALL ABOUT TEXTURE
MIXING TO KEEP YOUR HAIR
CURRENT AND MODERN.
IF YOU WANT THE FLIP IN
THE BACK, JUST TAKE YOUR
IRON.
IRON.
IRON. USE
IRON. USE THAT AND FLIP IT UP
THERE.
THERE.
THERE. YOU HAVE THAT COOL
LITTLE THING.
LITTLE THING. IF YOU WANT TO BUILD
VOLUME, YOU JUST GO
UNDER FOR VOLUME.
CURL IT IN.
LET IT SET, AND YOU ARE
GOOD TO GO.
>> Host: GREGORY IS
TAKING ALL OF HIS
KNOWLEDGE, GIVING US ALL
THE TIPS.
THE TIPS.
THE TIPS. NOW YOU HAVE THE TOOLS
FOR YOU.
FOR YOU.
FOR YOU. >> Guest: IT'S LIKE TIME
TO GET READY.
HAVE FUN WITH YOUR HAIR.
>> Host: BEFORE YOU
LEAVE, DID YOU SEE WE
HAVE A HUGE BIRTHDAY
CARD?
CARD?
CARD? >>
CARD? >> Guest: I BOUGHT THE
BUTTER DISH LAST NIGHT.
I