Yo, what's going on guys? Welcome to Reaction Time.
Ever since I posted funniest text messages, you guys absolutely loved it. You crushed it, guys.
Do you know what that means? Today, we're gonna be looking at the funniest drunk text fails ever.
I'm thinking of turning this into a series.
Basically we just look at some funny text fails. We've all been there, we've all done that.
I mean hopefully when you weren't drunk, because then you really regret things.
Without further ado lets just jump right into it
Can't wait, it's gonna make us laugh, so let's do this.
"Help" "M DRINK"
"What do you want me to help you with? More drinks?"
"Same me." "I'm too funk" "I'M SO SRUNK"
"Nope, you can still type. Not drunk enough!!!!!"
"Help me p"
please don't die.
"Dude, I wasn't that drunk"
"You walked up to a semi-trunk and whispered 'I know your secret'... Optimus Prime."
"So you know his secret too..."
"Go away."
(LAUGHS)
"Dude u were SO drunk last night at the party."
"No I wasn't"
"Oh yeah, u called a taxi to take u home"
"So I don't' want to get a ticket for being drunk and driving"
"The party was at your house"
"lol was I that drunk?"
"well you dug up my mom's garden"
"because, and I quote, 'f*ck FarmVille'"
(LAUGHS)
I'm so glad I don't hang out with my friends when they're drunk. Like, I would never... I don't have time for this.
I do not have the time to take care of them like this
"I wasn't that drunk"
"Dude you asked your girlfriend if she was single"
You asked your girlfriend if she was single? Your girlfriend!
"Where did you go"
"To the room throw up I'm S"
(MUMBLING)
(Incomprehensible mumbling, trying to read a dumb text)
"Know what I malean"
"You're the sweetest candything in all of the universe. Sprinkles of sugar on my tasters.'
"Jason, are you drunk?"
"Would you arrest me if i was?"
"No sir."
"U are so polite"
"Well thank you. So How much have you had to drink?"
"A baby and a half dozen" babies?
But I'm not drunk
"Julia, I'm drunk. I love you."
"I love you too but I am sober."
"Julia you are amazing"
"You know my loyalty, you know my love. What else is there?"
"I throw my hands up in the air sometimes"
"Hey sorry I've been recovering all day. I took 13 shits in 45 minutes last night."
"Shits or shots"
"lol damn iPhone, I mean Shots"
"I was going to say that's a lot of shits lmao! What alcohol did you use?"
"Rumpleminz"
"What the heck is that?"
"Peppermint schnapps"
Why? This is from mom.
The mom was texting
Her son
I love you so much sweetie
Tina says hi
We're at the Olvie garden! 2-4-1 chardinay!
Drink some water mom
I'm so happy that I decided to keep you
Me too
What is that suppose to mean?
He was planning on aborting this kid.
I'm so frunk
I'm assuming that was supposed to say " I am so drunk"? Lol
Ing. Haven't been this drunk I. A long time.
Who are you with?
It's only 7 & you work until 5
And it's a thursday
Coworkers my end of work. Blah blah blah
Damn you, Terra
Terra!
Stop drinking at seven in the morning!
You work until five Terra!
Jesus! Have some mercy.
Dude I wasn't that drunk...
Dude... You gave a mushroom to a midget
And kept yelling GROW MARIO! GROW!
Random Laughter.
*Laugh* OH MY GOD! *laugh*
This is one of those moments
Where you just have to send an apology
Letter the next day...
... Poor Midget!
Excuse my drunk friend...
You've got to be kidding me!
No... we did it in a hurry
You got my last text, I stand by it.
If you ditch me were through!
(Random mumbling) You
Please send me you last text... In English!
I live triumph... What?!
What?!
That made no... That's not even English!
What is that... Its gibberish!
you were sooooooo drunk last night
What? No, I wasn't!
Dude, you ran up to this huge biker guy with a beard and
shouted "HAGRID!!!! you're real!!!"
Oh shit what did he do?
Hugged you
ah that explains the faint scent of smoke on my jacket
This is the reason I dont get drunk
Good luck to all of you out there getting drunk right now.
E u b inG Gopod?
"Haha yes but you aren't"
(Mumbling) "I'm goods I'm a lil drinmkl"
"Hahaha! A little? I think a lot!"
"OneOneOneOne Male akish"
I'm having fun
oh good you're having fun to 2000 just
just skipping that one. that one was awful.
i wasn't that drunk
did you put my hamster in this hamster
ball do it at the wall saying "Pikachu I
choose you!"
"You're lucky he's still alive." "Seriously!?" "No"
"Oh, thank God" "He's dead"
AAHHHHHHHH!!
"I wasn't that wasted." "You kidding me? you
open up a bunch of tampons and said they
looked like little ghosts and you tried
to haunt me for a while they do kind of
look like ghosts." Tampons look like ghosts!
Ghosts that suck-up period blood and...
"Dude, I got a DUI I was arrested last night!" "I know, buddy, I was there"
"What the f*ck happened?" "Well you kept on insisting
you weren't drunk, then you asked the cop
if you can use this in car computer to
update your Facebook.
No way you're getting out of the DUI."
Daniel... you messed up Daniel...
"I'm in jail right now because of you Daniel"
What are these texts?
Well, that was "the funniest drunk texts". I hope you guys
enjoyed...that was... I thought that was
hilarious compilation I mean it made me
laugh my ass off with that being said
guys thank you so much for watching
please let me know if you'd like to see
more of this i want to continue this
series and yeah i'll see you guys next
episode until that have a good and peace out