So I had that dream where I drowned you guys again... hahaahahha
You need help. It's not funny. It's Great. GUYS , our weekly snack shipment came in, they gave us more pop-tarts (GASP)
You guys realize what this means, right?
Someone's missing the most important meal of the day? One of us will die in a breakfast pastry battle royale? my mom never really loved me?
No! Well I mean that's obvious but no guys more is better and right now
We are pop-tart rich so we need to spend all these pop-tarts before anybody realizes their mistake any ideas
I'm gonna get myself some more Noah and hire him as my personal chauffeur. NOISE
*Grunting heavily* Okay, I thought you meant I'm going to be taking my car
We will be and you'll be carrying me in there too up, up the steps. Can't we just take the elevator. I'd really need the exercise
*Continues to grunt heavily as if he is choking*
WEEE!!! Noise
I'm gonna get MORE hats.
*Bubble noises*
Woo.
WOAH. OH!!
Oops my bad. Oh good. You got hat insurance right no. Just take this
Oh. Ooh!
Hi
Yeah, I need an ambulance for a broken vertebrae yeah, I'll pay in pop-tarts
What? What do you mean pop-tarts aren't real money? Well fine. I guess I'll just take my business elsewhere!
Rude
*grunts and screams In agony*
bubble noise
I'm gonna make my life more musical
*Suffering goat noises*
You've got an email We'll tell you in song it's from his plastic surgery, it's about his little (dong) whoa, okay? Um, it's not what you think
He's singing about my feet
Eeewwww.
Okay, okay, just take your pop-tarts. MMMM. feet pitter pattering away
Hey, do you guys think you could pay me back for those voice lessons they were like five grand. Oh sure! Oh...
Okay, but I paid in real money. heh
The goat screams go on
Wait can anyone explain to me why in each of your dream scenarios
I'm the one getting screwed over? Stop talking Noah. Okay. I have the best idea
What's the one thing you always want when you eat a pop-tart? Milk. Milky water. An emotionally distant mother who also loves milky water.
Stop talking Noah. What I'm talking about is more complete silence for me to eat my pop-tart in peace
Which is why I shall construct the perfect eating companion. Who I can like also maybe... Date heeheehee. WOOWAHWAHWOOWOOWOO
Wow... You're so beautiful especially now with more frosting
ding
you know?
I've never really felt beautiful. I know I am, but I just don't feel it.
Can I kiss you?
A Boyfriend???
Noah??
Why you no-good rotten little snake. Shayne, I'm not dating her she's pop-tarts
Oh, Is she not good enough for you. She's pop..*Slaps* Oh. *Intense music starts*
WHAT THE HELL. THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE JUST IN A DREAM SEQUENCE!
My whole life is a dream sequence.
*Intense music continues*
*Slaps* Sorry Shane just made it look really fun
Well the FUN?
Is over now cause. I'm getting revenge on you
And you and you for what you did to me in your dream sequences cause in my dream sequence
I'm gonna take the pop-tarts and I'm gonna get more...
They're all gone.
What? Yeah I traded all the pop-tarts for real money. We don't want that
Yeah, how am I supposed to purchase goods and services with money? You crazy? I mean I'll take the money. I could invest it... no(all)
guys
Let's just burn it all and move on with our lives
GOOD IDEA
More pop-tarts just like money, but not.
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