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Katelyn Roy inquires:
"How do I make a relationship last?"
Ooh.
That's impossible.
Kidding!
Don't be a stalker, don't be obsessed with that one person
you're trying to maybe have a relationship.
Don't do any of that super clingy crap,
'cause, you know, that just gets annoying.
Plan a night to go out on a date or something.
Go see a movie or go out to dinner.
Don't make things boring.
Make it exciting, spontaneous!
Like, go to Disneyland one day and go jump off a cliff
with bungee cords the next day. Exciting!
Learn to know your mate
and what you like and what he likes.
Make sure you're talking and working through your problems.
Try to compromise.
Just communicate.
Try to make it work. Want it and pray.
You need to tell them that you love them forever and ever.
A relationship takes two people, so just do the best you can
because you really can't control the other person.
My wife and I have been married a long, long time
because we put up with each other.
She'd probably tell you the same thing.
Making a relationship last? HCL, you know, honesty,
communication, and love. That's it. Call me the Love Guru.
Crazy purple slippers... I want those on my feet.
"How can I be a Disney princess?"
Well, we're all Disney princesses in our heart.
Your father or your grandfather or your grandmother
has to a Disney.
I'm pretty sure you have to be an animated character,
so good luck with that.
Sing to birds?
Wear a little gown everywhere?
Find a fairy godmother.
Get your aunt to do it or something.
You can definitely dress like one, but don't be sassy.
Or a diva.
Make your own princess costume and create your own princess.
Get into a costume and run around!
And then people will wanna take pictures with you.
Go to your local costume store, find an outfit, put it on,
and there you go. You gotta fake it 'til you make it, right?
Well, you know you're asking a prince how to be a princess,
so my advice is use your imagination.
Anyone can be a Disney princess.
I'm a Disney princess because I believe I'm a Disney princess.
That's an easy question. Get a job at Disney.
You can go to Disneyland and ask them if you can play
a Disney princess. They will teach you how.
Disney will teach you. Princess Academy!
You go to Disneyland, and you know when they have
those Disney princess parades?
You climb up one of the floats and you push
one of the princesses off and you steal their crown.
Boom, you're a Disney princess. The end.
LinuxPanda Girl wants to know:
"How can I save the world from pollution?"
Pick up all the dirty air.
Try to get it, try to get it with a net. That will be helpful.
Use the three R's: reduce, reuse, and recycle.
No more plastic bags in the trash
and no more cigarette butts in the water.
Don't have smoke in the air.
Don't burn a lot of garbage around your home.
You can become, like, the litter police.
If you see someone litter, put them in jail.
Organize a clean-up with people you know
that wanna do this with you.
A lot of pollution is created from consumerism.
Pollution happens when things get made,
so if you can not buy as much, that's a very big step.
You can talk to companies and tell them to stop making polluting cars.
Destroy the pollution makers!
Like, disable your cars and ride a bike.
Walk places instead of driving. Ride your bike.
Ooh, that's a wonderful question. That's a big problem.
You have to just start with yourself.
Set an example for other people to do the same.
TheDriller20...2012...
It's not 2012, dude. It's 2015.
Did you make this in 2012? I mean, come on!
Change your thing. 2015, draw!
Brah!
I'm so cool.
Okay, asks:
"I work 13 1/2 hour shifts.
How do I stay awake without drinking energy drinks?"
I am the worst person to ask this question
'cause I do the same exact thing. I drink energy drinks.
Ooooh! Eat sugar, eat sugar!
White sugar, brown sugar, gluten-free sugar.
Just eat sugar!
Listen to punk rock music and then you'll be awake, bro.
Wash your face with cold water.
Coffee is not necessarily an energy drink, so you could drink that.
Just stay away from the energy drinks.
They're processed and they're not good for you.
Try to eat good food.
There's 24 hours in a day.
Why don't you take a few of those and get some sleep.
Huh?
Make sure to get enough sleep and drink lots of water.
The best way to stay awake would be to make sure
that you're getting adequate sleep on your non-13 1/2 hour shift time.
I've learned, 'cause I've this during tests,
hold your breath for as long as you can,
and then once you can't hold it in any more, you slowly breath out
and it gets your heart beat racing, and then you're awake!
I've done it so many times. It might be bad for my brain,
but we'll never know.
Lasse Laursen:
"How do I pick my nose in public?"
Ew! Don't pick your nose at all.
Ever.
Don't--come on! Don't pick your nose.
It's weird.
Hopefully, away from people.
Go behind a building or something.
Come on, you don't pick your nose in public!
The same way I do. You know, like this,
and then you rub it on your shirt or your friend's shirt.
Put your hand over your face and go ahead and pick your nose.
Go like this and then pick your nose.
Cover the nose and start picking away.
Get that gold.
Have a big, big Los Angeles Times and do it behind that.
Call your friend on the phone. This is not even how phones look.
And then, I don't know, just scratch it and hide it.
You need to hide yourself behind a napkin,
so that the rest of the world is not being subjected to that
because, really, no one wants to see that.
Well, that really depends who you're around.
And if you're not around anyone that you care for,
then have at it.
You can do you--no one knows your life. No one knows your story.
You do you.
You just need to have the nerve to pick your nose.
Like I do.
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