JAY: Really, really cool ones.
TAYLOR: This one's sleeping on my leg.
JAY: (LAUGHS) It's what?
TAYLOR: Takin' a nap.
JAY: She's, like yawning.
Everybody settle down.
Hey, guys. I am still in California.
I've been so lazy this trip,
which probably isn't a good thing.
But I have been feeling super lazy.
And now my laziness has gotten to the point
where it is getting in the way of me having fun.
I have tickets to Disneyland today.
I guess I'm going at some point today.
It's already 4PM, and I'm sitting in a bedroom
talking to a camera.
So, for today's video, I got to go out to Prehistoric Pets
and meet with Jay and make a video with them.
And it was super fun.
I realised while I was there
that my caution level is nonexistent.
And if you don't understand what I mean,
it's like when an animal strikes at you, you are fearful.
Or an animal that can strike at you --
you're fearful around it.
I don't react at all.
Animals with big, sharp teeth,
you don't wanna stick your hands around them.
I do it anyway.
And I'm not even trying to sound cool right now.
I'm saying this is probably not the best quality in my life.
And I may be predicting my death pretty early on in life.
I'm just kidding. No animal is going to kill me.
But I did realise that, like,
I don't react to "scary animals" at all.
JAY: So, what we've got here
are some Aldabra tortoises.
They're usually good eaters.
Of course, they're gonna take a minute
to warm up and wake up.
TAYLOR: Of course.
Just thinking about it.
Okay. There we go.
You are so welcome.
JAY: You know what I'll do real quick?
TAYLOR: What?
JAY: I'm gonna take him out.
He's a little bit nervous.
Now, do you know much
about this particular kind of tortoise?
TAYLOR: I do not.
JAY: They're Aldabra tortoises,
and they get absolutely gigantic.
These get about 1000 lbs.
About 900 to 1000.
And the Galapagos get bigger.
Do you wanna pull out--? We'll pull out Frank.
He's our movie star.
TAYLOR: Frank is a movie star?
JAY: Frank is from a show called Jessie
and a show called Bunk'd on TV on Disney Channel.
You're here. You're famous.
So we'll just have to break out all...
TAYLOR: He has to meet all the people.
(LIGHT MUSIC)
*nom*
JAY: You ready?
TAYLOR: I'm ready.
JAY: So, there's Frank.
Frank is, like we said, he's the big movie star.
And we got him some food,
so we're gonna-- Frank loves to eat.
TAYLOR: So, what does he eat?
JAY: He eats chicken.
We mostly feed him primarily chicken.
He likes rats. He likes chicken.
He likes anything. He'll eat anything.
He'll even eat a kosher frank if you give it to him.
TAYLOR: Okay. Yeah.
(JAY LAUGHS)
JAY: We talked about a blue-tongued skink.
This has gotta be one big blue-tongue, huh?
TAYLOR: Yeah, it's just a blue-tongue on steroids.
It's pretty big.
JAY: I heard a little rumour.
You said you had a hedgehog.
TAYLOR: I have three. I have three hedgehogs,
which would just kick me out of California.
JAY: So, she can't come to California, she said,
"because my hedgehogs!"
TAYLOR: Yes! I couldn't. I couldn't leave them.
JAY: And earthquakes. (LAUGHS)
TAYLOR: Yes! Earthquakes too.
If I bring my fish, they're gonna fall,
and they're gonna shatter on the ground...
JAY: There you go.
TAYLOR: ...the first day I come.
JAY: Frank has got one thing on his mind.
(JAY LAUGHS)
TAYLOR: Hey, Frank.
JAY: Loves to be petted, but food comes first.
TAYLOR: There you go, Frank.
JAY: Most of you guys know Frank.
He's pretty cool. He's Mrs Kipling on Disney.
Now, Frank doesn't bite,
but when we're feeding him,
he can sometimes be a little bit crazy
in the hope that he's getting food.
So, what's your favourite pet at home?
TAYLOR: That's like asking what my favourite child is.
JAY: That's what I wanted to hear.
TAYLOR: I can't pick a favourite.
I love them all equally.
Here you go, Frank.
So, how old is he?
JAY: Now, Frank's about 14 years old.
For a male, that's actually pretty old;
they don't live as long.
TAYLOR: Can you train him to, like,...
sit and stay?
JAY: You probably could get--
I could probably train him to do little stunts,
but I didn't. He's always been, kind of, our pet.
And I guess I don't train my dogs either.
TAYLOR: If he takes my hand, I have another hand.
(JAY LAUGHS)
JAY: Typical animal person, right?
TAYLOR: Yeah.
He has some pretty gnarly nails.
I think our nails are, like, the same size.
JAY: Look at his hands. The same size, literally.
TAYLOR: Yeah.
He's heavy.
(JAY LAUGHS)
I think he's heavier than I am.
JAY: Probably so.
Catching up, at least.
TAYLOR: This could be a good workout every day,
Just carrying Frank.
JAY: We call it a "primeval workout".
Whoa! We caught one.
TAYLOR: He's taking my scarf with me.
No. Frank is just wanting to come out.
Scoot your face over, Frank.
JAY: Yeah, he loves to be petted and played with.
That's his second funnest thing to do.
His first funnest thing to do is eat.
Alligator snapper down here.
TAYLOR: Oh yeah.
JAY: These guys come out from almost your way.
Maybe they do, actually.
TAYLOR: Mm-hm.
JAY: Come on.
Here we go. Here we go.
Come on.
I'm trying to make him work for it a little.
TAYLOR: Oh yeah. Get a good workout, at least.
JAY: He ate a couple yesterday,
so he's a little bit lazy.
Oh, he's tucked away over there.
He's big.
We're gonna just give the alligators
a little bit of food from this side.
Normally we have 'em walk out over there.
TAYLOR: Oh yeah.
JAY: If you'd like, you can actually feed 'em.
TAYLOR: Sure thing.
JAY: All you wanna do is keep the red out of his mouth.
TAYLOR: All right.
JAY: Hold it kinda that way.
TAYLOR: Oh, nope.
He's coming all the way out for it.
JAY: Yeah, push him in a little bit.
No, no, not with your hand. Not with your hand.
TAYLOR: There we go.
♪ You smart.
♪ You very smart.
(JAY LAUGHS)
TAYLOR: I didn't wanna lose a hand.
JAY: I don't want you to lose a hand.
TAYLOR: Have you ever lost a hand during filming?
Having a really hard time. There we go. Finally.
Made it through without losing my hand.
JAY: Making me nervous, guys.
TAYLOR: I'm sorry.
JAY: So, when we do it,
we'll just go a little bit different.
Give it right there. There you go.
TAYLOR: Yaaaay!
That one worked better.
Hi.
I don't have any more.
JAY: But anyway, these are American alligators,
obviously. They're really...
It's kind of funny,
but when you're naturally good with animals,
they're naturally good back.
TAYLOR: Oh yeah.
Until I lose my hand.
JAY: Of course. Of course.
You don't walk out with one of them.
Ninja is a ninja.
TAYLOR: Oh yeah?
JAY: He just shows up out of nowhere.
All of a sudden, your chicken will be gone.
Ninja is a good grabber and hangs on really tight.
Here you go, boy.
No-oh-oh, come on, Gomer.
...that on your head.
No. No. Go back down.
Gomer, sit down.
Down, down, down.
He doesn't know what 'sit down' is
'cause he's not a dog.
Come on.
Come on. Quick show-off.
Come on.
TAYLOR: He's trying. He's thinking.
JAY: Whoa. There you go.
TAYLOR: Oh, he got it.
JAY: Look who's getting jealous over there. (LAUGHS)
That's Darth Gator. He is absolutely...
TAYLOR: Love the name.
JAY: He's the nicest guy in the whole bunch.
People keep 'em as pets.
Here, we don't keep 'em as pets.
In here, they're very invasive.
They can actually wipe out our environment.
And so nobody should have one.
Don't think you should have one.
And you know what? When they get 1300 lbs,
and they wanna eat you and your dog
and your neighbour, you'll understand.
TAYLOR: All right. So, now we have
some blue-tongued skinks with us.
If you're familiar with my channel,
then you'll know that I have one myself.
I have a northern blue-tongue.
So, she's a little similar to this one here,
but mine's a little bit smaller, if you know her at all.
And then here is an Indonesian blue-tongued skink.
JAY: Saw a bunch of blank ones over at Ty Park.
We put a video up. It's really cool.
TAYLOR: That's awesome.
JAY: Black ones, albino ones...
They were rad.
TAYLOR: You can see this one's a female.
And you can kinda see that she has a little nub for a tail.
It's a little more stubbier than they normally are.
And that's because she lost it and then regrew it.
If they lose their tails, they can regrow them.
They just normally come back a little nubbier.
Yeah, the best way to tell,
other than actually sexing them,
is to judge by the size of their head
if it's male or female.
The males normally have the big--
I don't know. It looks like they have a bigger jaw, almost,
'cause it goes further across.
So...
JAY: And of course,
they get their name for that famous reason.
TAYLOR: Sometimes if I pet underneath mine,
she'll show her tongue.
JAY: You gonna show off your tongue?
It's got more dark blue.
These ones here--
(LAUGHS)
TAYLOR: Now, is this a pan--? What kind is this?
JAY: Panther.
TAYLOR: Chameleon eyes actually remind me
of my seahorses.
My seahorses have the same chameleon eyes.
They can rotate them all over to look for food.
JAY: Seahorses are cool.
If I was a fish guy, I would have to have seahorses.
Do you breed your seahorses?
TAYLOR: I tried once, and I failed terribly.
JAY: Well, there's always another try.
TAYLOR: Yes, there's always another try.
JAY: They don't wanna get eaten by anything
running around the ground.
Look at that. (LAUGHS)
TAYLOR: All right. Now, that's my eye.
JAY: They don't change colours, like, completely.
What they do is change the variation of the colours.
Pretty cool.
And this is a boy.
TAYLOR: Yeah, like, right now
you can't even tell he's on me.
See, he's on the camouflage shirt.
You can't see him. You can't see him.
Where'd he go?
JAY: Home, sweet home.
"Where's my worms?"
You have a ball python?
TAYLOR: I don't have a ball python, and I can't.
I can't because my mom is terrified.
JAY: Oh, I forgot about that. You already told me that.
TAYLOR: Yeah, she'll think that
this will kill me in my sleep.
(LAUGHS)
JAY: Never heard of it.
TAYLOR: Yeah.
JAY: But, uh...
TAYLOR: Yeah. Never--
See? Look. It's so cuddly, Mom.
JAY: It's so cuddly.
TAYLOR: Look, Mom.
JAY: They're, like,
the number one pet snake in the world.
TAYLOR: Yes.
JAY: The only thing people don't like about 'em
is they're extremely, extremely, extremely
boring sometimes. (LAUGHS)
I mean, they're name, ball python,
comes from their phrase
that when they get scared, they ball up.
So literally,
they're just the shyest snake on Earth, just about.
TAYLOR: I love snakes.
I get to hold them. I used to work at a pet store, so...
JAY: Mom. Come on, Mom. Let's think about this.
Maybe just a ball python.
TAYLOR: Just a ball. I mean, look how small it is.
JAY: For all you out there that need to talk your mom
or your dad into having a pet snake --
ball python. I will approve it. (CHUCKLES)
TAYLOR: It's approved.
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JAY: Juan, bring the titanium.
Okay, Taylor.
So, this is what we specialise in.
I'll show you a couple really colourful things.
TAYLOR: All right.
JAY: We're about big snakes. This is what we do.
I have crazy videos out there
where it didn't just go just right.
She's actually being a little grumpy this morning.
I'm not sure why.
But, uh, hmm.
I don't know.
TAYLOR: She's gonna take me down.
It's gonna happen.
JAY: So, anyway, this is a big--
this is one of our decent-sized ones, not gigantic.
This is actually one of the world's first snakes.
Special genetics. They don't all look like this.
Every snake we work with is special genetics.
We have albinos.
We have albinos that have orange on 'em.
This is an albino sunfire lavender,
so it's got three things going on.
Bring over that big one over here.
TAYLOR: Yeah, we're not just doing one.
JAY: No. One's not enough.
TAYLOR: One's not enough.
JAY: Nah, not even close.
Nobody has any of these out your way, right?
TAYLOR: No. They really don't.
JAY: This is actually a titanium, which is another look.
TAYLOR: I think we should still bring one more in too.
We don't have enough.
JAY: Unfortunately, the last one...
The last one's not being--
not acting like it wants to be part of this whole show,
but we're gonna bring her in anyway.
TAYLOR: Do they like being on top of each other?
JAY: Uh, I've never asked one.
TAYLOR: Okay.
JAY: But I will tell you
that after being on top of each other,
if they're the right sex,
we'll end up with a bunch of eggs.
And we'll show you some babies.
So apparently they might like it.
TAYLOR: Yeah, they might like it just a little.
JAY: These are girls.
I'm gonna bring nothing but girls out.
A male actually can give a pretty good bite.
And the females, typically, are more like, "Ah, go away."
Here's a big one right here. This is a big one.
I don't think this one's gonna hang out
very long with us. But we got--
TAYLOR: We're gonna try.
JAY: I'm known for being the biggest snake guy,
so I gotta have a--
TAYLOR: You gotta have the biggest snake.
You have to live up to your name.
JAY: Otherwise, what the heck do we do?
TAYLOR: Even if it bites my face off.
He just has to live up to the name.
That's what's most important here.
JAY: All reticulated pythons are all the same kinds.
And we're gonna show you a rainbow of 'em
in a few minutes. But I thought we'd take a minute
and show you guys some really, really cool ones.
Get it out, girl. There you go.
TAYLOR: So, how old are these?
JAY: This one here's about 10 years old.
This one here's about nine years old.
This one here's about 12 years old.
So they're all different ages,
and they're all different colours,
but they're all reticulated pythons.
TAYLOR: At what age do they reach the full size?
JAY: Well, actually, the full size
is determined by how much they eat.
To be honest, we could have this snake be 6ft long.
So, the size they actually get is determined
by how much food they eat.
What do they feel like to you?
TAYLOR: They feel really good.
JAY: Tell all the people that aren't around snakes.
TAYLOR: People always think snakes are slimy.
Snakes aren't slimy.
I don't know the right way to describe it.
It's smooth. It's smooth.
JAY: I don't like to say this,
but it reminds me of a really, really,
really expensive wallet.
TAYLOR: It does.
Unfortunately, sometimes that is the case.
JAY: ...spend all that money on these poor animals.
And then, you know-- I mean---
TAYLOR: If you can't feel one of these, just feel a wallet.
But don't buy it.
JAY: Cold-blooded, of course.
And cold-blooded just means that they have no ability
to create their own heat.
But they actually incubate their eggs.
They can shake their muscles
and create a little extra heat, which is kind of amazing,
'cause they're cold-blooded, despite all that.
Pythons take care of their babies,
their eggs, which is really rare for snakes.
I think we'd better go see the grand finale.
TAYLOR: Okay. What's the grand finale?
JAY: A rainbow of babies.
TAYLOR: A rainbow of babies.
See, Mom? These are perfectly safe, Mom.
We can have one, Mom.
JAY: Nobody has to die.
TAYLOR: No one has to die.
JAY: Okay, well, we can't leave here, Prehistoric Pets,
without some absolutely crazy coloured snakes
that nobody's ever seen in the world.
We've got these cows.
This is a crazy rare snake.
The only one in the world. His name is Rogue One.
This is a sunfire mochino het for titanium.
There's all kinds of crazy first-in-the-worlds.
This is a-- look at the colour in that.
TAYLOR: That one's pretty.
That one's nice.
(JAY LAUGHS)
JAY: All these snakes don't even exist in the wild.
This here is a super tiger sunfire...
...uh, mochino.
You guys have a favourite one?
I got a whole bunch of favourite ones.
The problem is I have too many favourite ones.
This one is unpredictable.
And actually, it's becoming predictable.
But that's okay. When you're this good looking,
I guess you get to do stuff like that
and get away with it
and still be considered somebody's favourite.
Look who we had hatch in the last couple of days.
We put 'em together.
We're gonna separate 'em out right now.
We just put 'em together a minute ago
so you guys could see all the babies.
And that's what comes from those big females
that we had out when you put 'em together
like we talked about. (LAUGHS)
TAYLOR: You get baby snakes.
Thank you guys so much for watching.
And make sure to check out Jay's channel
at PrehistoricPetsTV, and that's really it.
Just turn on our notifications.
And make sure to leave a comment
with what your favourite animal was in this whole thing.
Let me know which ones y'all like the best.
So, thank you guys for watching.
Also make sure to check my description;
there'll be a link to his channel
and all of his awesome stuff.
So thank you guys.
WOMAN: K, ready? One, two...
(UPBEAT ELECTRONIC MUSIC)
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(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
*hiss*
MAN: Whoa.
TAYLOR: We all know California is just so beautiful.
Well, look at my view.
That's it. That's all I got.
But anyway, I had a great time
over at Prehistoric blah blah blah...
Anyway, I had a great time over at Prehistoric Pets,
and I got to meet Jay
and all the lovely people that work over there,
and it was really nice meeting everyone.
And I just had a fantastic time.
So thank you for having me,
and I hope y'all enjoyed the video
and everything we filmed while we were there.
But anyway, I'm gonna go get this video posted,
and then I'm gonna hit the Disneyland parks
for a little bit, and then I'm coming back to my hotel,
sleeping, waking up, and going home.
(LOUD THUDDING, DRIPPING WATER)
(STILL GOING...)
*clap* ANYWAY.
Thank you guys so much for watching.
If you aren't subscribed yet, make sure to subscribe.
Leave a comment with what your favourite animal was,
like I said. And leave a like. Leave a like, like, like.
And, like I said,
make sure to check out PrehistoricPetsTV,
which is in my description.
California Taylor is signing out.
(DJ KHALED 'YOU SMART' ULTIMATE REMIX)
♪ You smart.
♪ You very smart.
♪ A genius.
♪ Another one.