- DJ, cut the beat.
(record scratches) (audience yelling)
- You better watch what you say
and gimme some space before I Chris Rock you
and leave some fresh prints on your face.
(audience yelling) (bell dings)
- I have something for you and you might be confused.
Oh, here it is.
Condoms, something you never use.
(audience cheering) (bell dings)
- Go Oregon. - Okay.
♪ Taking off my clothes ♪
♪ I'm jumping in the ring ♪
♪ We're only going one round 'cause that's all we'll need ♪
♪ Gonna pin you down right up under me ♪
♪ Until I hear the ref count, 1, 2, 3 ♪
- Wrestler.
- Yeah, yes, thank you. (audience cheering)
(bell dinging) (record scratches)
♪ Hey, I'm just here to shoot my shot ♪
♪ I like to dribble balls to the spot ♪
♪ Uh, wait a minute ♪
♪ I didn't like how that sound ♪
♪ But I shoot my shot and made the dunk ♪
♪ Dunk the ball ♪ - Basketball player?
♪ And do what I gotta do ♪
♪ Dunk the ball and do what I gotta do ♪
- NBA player, thank you for telling me.
(bell dings) (audience cheering)
- Yeah, Nick, what's up Slim?
(audience cheering)
Can't touch this. (audience laughing)
Hey, uh, look Coco, I got a bone to pick with you.
I don't know if you know this
but you and me went viral for the same thing.
Spitting that Busta Rhymes "Look at Me Now" verse.
And there was some controversy on who did it better.
So since you here, I figure we can settle it,
but if you scared keep the water in your mouth.
If you not spit it out and let's go.
- No. (audience cheering)
- Spit it out. - No, no!
- Spit it out, yeah! - Hell no, hell no!
- No, listen, it's a challenge.
We'll give you a pass, yeah, you'll get a pass.
- Hey, hey.
- No, ain't no pass, (censored) that ******* pass.
- She, she, no, she get a pass.
- You don't need no pass for him.
- Yeah, you get a pass!
- No, no.
- [DC] Oh he's spit.
- Let's go. - You get a pass.
- A'ight. - Challenge accepted.
Show him what you got.
- 2, 2, 2. - Let's go.
♪ 'Cause I'm feeling like I'm running up ♪
♪ And I'm feeling like I gotta get away, get away, get away ♪
♪ But I know that I don't and I won't ever stop ♪
♪ 'Cause you know I gotta win every day day ♪
♪ Saying that you really wanna pop me ♪
♪ Just know that you would never stop me ♪
♪ And I know that I could be a little cocky ♪
♪ But you ain't never gonna stop me ♪
♪ Every time I come a (censored) gotta set it ♪
♪ Then I gotta go, and then I gotta get it ♪
♪ Then I gotta blow and then I gotta shudder ♪
♪ Any little thing a (censored) think that he be doing ♪
♪ 'Cause it doesn't matter ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm gonna da-da-da-da ♪
♪ Then I'm gonna murder every thing and anything ♪
♪ A badaboom, a badabing, I gotta do a lot of things ♪
♪ To make it clearer to a couple (censored) ♪
♪ That I always win and then I gotta get it again ♪
♪ And again, and then again ♪
♪ And I be doing it to death and now I move a little foul ♪
♪ A (censored) better call a ref ♪
♪ And everybody knows my style ♪
♪ And (censored) know I'm the the best ♪
♪ When it come to doing this ♪
♪ And I be banging on my chest ♪
♪ And I bang in the east, and I'm banging in the west ♪
♪ And I come to give you more and I will never give you less ♪
♪ You will hear it in the street ♪
♪ Or you can read it in the press ♪
♪ Do you really wanna know what's next, let's go ♪
♪ See the way we on and then we all up in the race ♪
♪ And you know I got the style ♪
♪ Don't try to keep up with the pace ♪
♪ And we struggling and hustling and sending in to get it ♪
♪ And we always gotta do it, take it to another place ♪
♪ Gotta taste it and I gotta grab it ♪
♪ And I gotta cut all through his traffic ♪
♪ Just to be at the top of the throne ♪
♪ Better know I gotta have it, have it ♪
(audience cheering) (bell dinging)
- Your answer is "Nick Cannon will get you pregnant if."
(buzzer chirps) - What is if you exhale?
(audience laughing) (bell dings)
- Your answer is "Signs he's into white girls."
(buzzer chirps) - What is,
I don't know what a washcloth is.
- [Audience] Ohh!
(buzzer chirps)
- Hey, what is man this cheating,
I mean this chicken too fried.
(audience laughing) (buzzer buzzes)
- You too fried, take your *** over there.
- What we doing? - Hold on, come back.
What we doing? (buzzer chirps)
- What is she don't know what the hell that means?
- That (censored) got his ankle monitor off, for real.
(audience laughing) (buzzer chirps)
- What is he kiss his dog on the mouth.
(audience groaning) (bell dings)
- Your answer is "Songs on DJ D-Wrek's favorite playlist."
(buzzer chirps) - What is
♪ You'll never find, blum-blum-blum-blum ♪
(audience laughing)
♪ A forehead like mine ♪
(bell dings)
(buzzer chirping)
♪ I like big heads and I cannot laugh ♪
(audience laughing) (bell dings)
- Your answer is "Things your token white friend says."
- Oh, what, you got that?
(buzzer chirps)
- What is, ****, you're respectful to your mama?
(audience laughing) (bell dings)
- Facts, that's a good one.
- That's great. (team laughing)
- Your answer is "excuses D-Wrek gives
for still being on Wild 'N Out."
(buzzer chirps) - What is
then you'd actually have to learn how to DJ.
- Ooh. (audience laughing)
- I'm gonna go ahead and push this button right here.
(bell dings)
- For all this time, your answer is
"The coldest movie lines."
(buzzer chirps) - What is
"(censored), if you die, I kill you, ya hear me?"
(audience laughing) (bell dings)
- You die, I kill you. (Nick drowned out by laughter)
(bell chirps) - "What the hell!"
(audience laughing) (bell dings)
♪ 5, 10, 15, 20, hands up, get that money ♪
♪ I give you nothing for that hand mirror ♪
♪ That's what I said. ♪
♪ If I want to see my reflection I'll use Hitman's head ♪
(bell dings)
♪ 5, 10, 15, 20, hands up, get that money ♪
♪ First off, I'm a hustler ♪
♪ So I can show all y'all how to cope ♪
♪ Look first you with the fan, you a baddie ♪
(bell dings)
♪ But I'm gonna need that notebook ♪
♪ Now everybody take your phones out ♪
(bell dings)
♪ Or your phone's gotta have clips on ♪
♪ Hey shortie there with the pocketbook ♪
♪ Hold it up again with the lips on it ♪
(bell dings) (audience yelling)
♪ Hey, New School, you already know how we coming through ♪
♪ She holding up them headphones ♪
♪ But I could bet on what that booty do ♪
♪ Me and Charlie Clips going crazy ♪
(bell dings)
♪ When I make 'em drip drip like a mop ♪
♪ Keep holding up that **** patch ♪
♪ You going have to get one of us to top ♪
(bell dings)
♪ 5, 10, 15, 20, hands up, get that money ♪
♪ I see your clipboard, sir, tell me what it's hitting for ♪
♪ Tell me will you let it go ♪
♪ I give you $50 for it ♪ (bell dings)
♪ Oh no I can't get it ♪
♪ Ma'am how much for to fit it ♪
♪ Big Tigger in the building ♪
♪ And you know I does (censored) with it ♪
♪ 5, 10, 15, 20, hands up, get that money ♪
♪ My name is La'Ron and that phone is what I need ♪
♪ How much do you want so I can get my number to Pretty Vee ♪
♪ 5, 10, 15, 20, hands up, get that money ♪
♪ The back seat of my ride ♪
♪ Back seat of my ride, I got the Afro beat ♪
♪ Back seat of my ride, I got my highfro beats ♪
♪ Back seat of my ride, I keep a clean seats ♪
♪ Back seat of my ride, I keep clean **** ♪
♪ Back seat of my ride, I seen your girls tweets ♪
♪ Back seat of my ride, I see your girls **** ♪
♪ Back seat of my ride ♪
♪ (censored), you lookin' at my girls **** ♪
♪ Back seat of my ride, go, go ♪
♪ Back seat of my ride, go ♪
- [Nick] Sherry Cola.
- Are you cold, baby?
Are you cold, baby?
- Take all the time you want, Sherry.
- It's movie night, you ready?
- Yep.
♪ This Asian girl put a bun ♪
♪ She's ready to defeat the hunt ♪
♪ She's looking at her reflection ♪
♪ She pretends she has an erection ♪
(audience laughing)
♪ Hides her boobs and her pants are sagging ♪
♪ There was a reboot but no dragon ♪
(audience laughing)
- "Mulan"?
(bell dings) (audience cheering)
- Gimmie my jacket back!
- That's how you play!
(audience cheering)
♪ Girl tonight we ain't going to play ♪
♪ You mind me of LisaRaye ♪
♪ Take off them clothes ♪
♪ You won't get cold ♪
♪ I'm gonna show you a stripper pole ♪
♪ He's gonna be trouble, trouble ♪
♪ We're gonna show the stripper pole ♪
(audience laughing)
♪ LisaRaye, yeah, yeah ♪
(audience laughing)
(buzzer buzzes) (audience laughing)
- On the gang!
(audience cheering) - On the gang!
- On the gang.
He's already smiling. (audience laughing)
- D. W.
(audience cheering) (bell dings)
- Yeah!
Um, we have the same hairline, it's sprayed on.
(audience laughing)
- High five, I forgot gangsters don't give high fives.
(audience laughing) (bell dings)
- Let's go Chico! (audience cheering)
- Hey, yo John B,
I think I know how to turn DW flame up.
Hey Wrek, drop that.
♪ Hey, hey, driving down to 17 ♪
♪ Like a (censored) ♪ - What up?
♪ Pretty baby somewhere run off runnin' ♪
- Turn up! - Turn it up, Wrek, what's up.
- He's smilin, he's smilin'!
Talk to 'em player!
(bell dings)
♪ Let me know girl what's good with you ♪
- What you say, Trae?
♪ Gonna come correct, ♪
♪ 'cause I'm a thug and by myself I get respect ♪
♪ Hey, don't know why doin' that ♪
- Hey, turn it up!
♪ If I was with you (censored) ♪
♪ You know we been a ruse, because we been the truth ♪
♪ You know that we (censored) line and we've been approved ♪
♪ I seen my mama crying when that rent was due ♪
(record scratches) (audience cheering)
♪ Pick up ♪ - Your topic is Dipset.
♪ And kill it, and kill it, and kill it ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it ♪
♪ QL, Santana, and Cam ♪
♪ Jim Jones y'all know y'all shut it down ♪
♪ When you talk about the dipsest you talking about me ♪
♪ So please watch your mouth when you talk to a G ♪
♪ I talk to a G, **** why you so aggressive ♪
♪ I'm trying to give you your blessing ♪
♪ Your (indistinct), my bad ♪ ♪ Wait, wait, wait ♪
♪ You cut me off, who even dared you ♪
(audience laughing)
♪ You're not prepared to ♪
♪ I'm not prepared to, why you so violent ♪
♪ You just got out, (censored) you need to be silent ♪
♪ Silent, talk about silent ♪
♪ Go get your kids, they acting real violent ♪
(audience laughing) (bell dings)
♪ Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it ♪
- The topic is Underground King.
♪ Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it ♪
♪ Underground Kings the presence of a legend ♪
♪ I'ma just step back and let you just step in ♪
♪ I'ma just send it off like I'm a robber ♪
♪ You know I'm the OG, just call me your father ♪
♪ Yeah you my father OG for sure ♪
♪ I'm just out here playin' it poor ♪
♪ Playing it poor, but its time to get preachin' ♪
♪ Not like her brother or her husband, ♪
♪ I'm not a snitch ♪ (audience cheering)
♪ He not a snitch but he is a king ♪
♪ We gonna do our thing up in here in (indistinct) ♪
♪ So ATL, let me hear you scream ♪
♪ For Bun B and me doin' our thing ♪
♪ I'm havin' a thing, I'm doin' this show ♪
♪ You already know how deep the OG go ♪
♪ I omit my ego and put in on down ♪
♪ Let me show how UI rep this H Town ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it ♪
(bell dings)
- The topic is Movies.
♪ Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it ♪
♪ I like good movies, good movies I like ♪
♪ Especially them joints directed by Spike ♪
♪ Talkin' 'bout Spike, boy I got the shine ♪
♪ (DC imitating drums) "The Drum Line" ♪
♪ Drum line, Drum line, yeah, that sweet ♪
♪ Kinda reminds me of "The Five Heartbeats" ♪
♪ Five heartbeats, you know I'm about the action ♪
♪ You know you dead wrong for playing your Michael Jackson ♪
♪ DC you wrong, boy don't you push me ♪
♪ Last night I said "hee-hee" in your mama's (censored) ♪
(audience laughing)
♪ Pick up and kill it, and kill it and kill it ♪
(audience laughing) (bell dings)
♪ Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it ♪
- Your topic is "Soul For Real."
♪ And kill it, and kill it ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it, and kill it, and kill it ♪
♪ Yo, I'm gonna sing 'cause this is my gang ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it, go on, tell em your name ♪
♪ My name is KD I'm from Soul For Real ♪
♪ I sing but I rap, watch me catch, watch me kill ♪
♪ 'Cause we do it up, turn it into a meal ♪
♪ We won't stop til we make 100 mil ♪
♪ What, I'm 'bout to stop it ♪
♪ Yo, we're Soul For Real ♪
- Sing for 'em!
♪ Ev'ry little thing I do you're on my mind ♪
♪ The way I feel lately, it's driving me crazy ♪
♪ Ev'ry little thing I do you're on my mind ♪
(audience laughing) (bell dings)
♪ My name is Ed ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪
♪ I do my thing ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪
♪ And with the ladies ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪
♪ I make 'em sing ♪
♪ Wild Style ♪
♪ Yeah, we all know that you a hot (censored) ♪
♪ But everybody know that I got figures ♪
♪ And matter of fact, you don't pop triggers ♪
♪ And matter of fact your (censored) is pop 'illa ♪
♪ Because we all team, we all on the show ♪
♪ And the (censored) got her body 'bout a week ago ♪
♪ But everybody wanna know where that hat go ♪
- The hat, in the music video?
That's what we were still trying to figure out.
♪ Yo, yo, you know my name's Shmurda ♪
♪ You know I'm on that hat (censored) ♪
♪ I just did it a bid, I'm ready to pop (censored) ♪
♪ Shorty with me and she got her ******* and she bouncin' ♪
♪ And if You ain't a (censored) get up out my trap house ♪
♪ I don't know what I'm saying I'm just 'bout to spaz out ♪
♪ I don't know what I'm saying I'm about to spaz out ♪
♪ I'm about to pass out, homey got the trash out ♪
♪ I just get the rats out, I'm about to pass out ♪
♪ Stop before you pass out ♪
(audience cheering)
♪ I see success in my reach ♪
♪ Gotta get back on my feet ♪
♪ Reppin' the West but I got respect on the East ♪
♪ Ready for war with the beast ♪
♪ Ain't no surrendering, ain't no retreat ♪
♪ Killa, murder the beat and get back to my skrilla ♪
♪ Show me a (censored), ******' reala', I go gorilla ♪
♪ Come to blow the buildin' ♪
♪ Ain't it marvelous, how I market this ♪
♪ Come back at the game with the hardest (censored) ♪
(audience cheering) (bell dings)
- Wow. - Whoa, whoa, whoa.
♪ I'm the magnificent ripping (censored) off the top ♪
♪ Like feeling so significant doing this ♪
♪ I don't smoke cigarettes ♪
♪ We gonna want to get it in ♪
♪ I'm so gifted man ♪
♪ And Hannah, you could be the number one fan ♪
♪ Get a membership ♪
(audience cheering) (bell dings)
- All right, all right.
- DJ, cut the beat.
(record scratches) (audience yelling)
- You better watch what you say
and gimme some space before I Chris Rock you
and leave some fresh prints on your face.
(audience yelling) (bell dings)
- I have something for you and you might be confused.
Oh, here it is.
Condoms, something you never use.
(audience cheering) (bell dings)
- Go Oregon. - Okay.
- She came up in here,
spittin', rippin', and had props, too.
Hell yeah, I use these (censored),
if I could use them with you.
(audience laughing) (bell dings)
- Con, Con, I know short jokes are very mean,
but let's be real, what's a pawn to a queen?
- Woo. - Talk about it.
(audience laughing) (bell dings)
- Talk, 'cause pawns are little.
- After this, this gonna be the biggest meme
so (censored it) I'm about to switch teams.
(audience cheering)
- Big Mac, I think you're really winning.
You got great jokes, big rhymes, and bigger *******.
- Oh! (bell dings)
- Wait a minute, wait a minute, no, no.
Get, take your *** back over there.
When white girls talk, I don't hear nothing they saying
and looking at you in the face.
You look like Shawn Wayans.
(audience laughing) (bell dings)
- Oh, oh.
- I'm talking all this (censored) I hope that you get this.
You could only play both sides
because of your white privilege.
(audience laughing) (bell dings)
- I know you got the beat
but they call you Big Mac because you are what you eat.
- [Audience] Oh! (bell dings)
- Hey, I am what I eat, that is true.
I eat a lot of (censored) but I won't eat you.
(audience laughing) (bell dings)
- Okay, I just got one thing.
I just got one thing.
- Get at it
- Justina, I know we supposed to be beefing,
I know this a competition
but I just wanted to let you know
that I like (censored) and (censored).
(audience cheering) (bell dinging)
- Listen, I'm about to tell you.
Let's go crazy, all right?
Because you know I freestyle, I don't even need to write.
And like in the words of Saweetie,
Monaleo, you just my type.
(audience laughing) (bell dinging)