(upbeat violin music)
- C'mon guys, the storm is gonna reach us
if we don't pick up the pace.
It says there's just one more squad
left in the Royale.
- Oh my gosh, lookit this!
- So this is what Loot Lake has become now, huh?
- What's with all the FBI-looking vehicles?
- (Fishstick making animal noise)
- No, we don't need to kill them.
(door slamming) (truck engine starting)
- There we go.
Let's follow him.
(footsteps sounding) (wave crashing)
- Aw!
- What the heck?
There hasn't been real water in this lake
since like Season Five.
- Don't worry guys.
I hid a quadcrasher over here.
We'll catch up to 'em.
(footsteps sounding)
- What the ?
I swear I put it right here!
- Huh, this is weird.
Loot Lake refilling with water, quadcrashers disappearing?
- And don't forget when that hybrid told us his planes
all went away.
It's almost like time is moving backwards.
(upbeat music)
- Guys, the truck went this way!
- Um, guys, wasn't Paradise Palms here before?
- [Tanner] Okay, what is going on?
- Everything's been destroyed!
Like a game of playground mode and kids
with too much time on their hands.
- Hey, look at that.
(bricks breaking and falling)
- I'll use my bolt-action sniper to get a better look at it.
(Fishstick making animal noise)
- No, Fishstick is right, that gun's been vaulted.
(gun clicking) - Don't move!
(truck driving)
(door opening)
- Where the hell are we?
- Flush Factory.
It's off the map, literally.
- What exactly are you guys doin'?
- We're about to execute you, Season Eighters.
Now get on the ground.
- Just one question before you guys kill us.
Do you have a toilet I can use?
(people laughing)
- I bet all the loot you guys find here is pretty, crappy!
(people laughing)
- For real though, dying here is really going to, stink.
(people laughing)
- Laugh, you idiots, but soon you will be off the earth,
and order will restore to this epic universe,
the way it is destined to be.
- What are you talking about?
- We're restoring the world to how it used to be,
re-crafting vaulted items,
destroying newly discovered vehicles,
tearing recently-added cities to the ground.
We used to be the cool skids, we were the bad-asses.
Now, it's Sunny Steps this and Shopping Cart that.
Shopping Carts are stupid.
They're slower than walking.
- You're slower than walking.
- Look, I understand, things were great in Season Two.
That's why we all fell in love with The Battle Royale.
But, just because things change doesn't mean they're worse.
If we stay in the past, we're never gonna experience
new and exciting things, things that could lead
to the Battle Royale being even better.
(beat box music playing) - I can't hear you!
- Guys, I see a jet bag I think I can get to.
Rouch, can you distract them?
- Oh my gosh!
Look, it's one of those annoying-ass hamster balls
that people grapple all over the map with!
(group grumbling)
- Hey Revert Rejects, think fast!
(grenade landing and exploding)
- My last words!
Make Fortnite great again (mumbles)!
- Alright, get down from there,
and I won't kill your friends.
- You kill them and I'll use a respawn van.
I don't live in the past like you do, grandpa.
- Yes, I hate the respawn van
with every bone in my skeletal body.
But you see, we actually do use them,
and once I upload these Dusty Depot blueprints,
the map will be restored to how it was,
and my mission will be complete,
and your friends will still be dead.
(gunfire)
- And now to summon Dusty Depot!
(metal hitting van)
Ahhh, it's dropping now.
(jet pack firing)
- C'mon there has to be a vaulted item,
I picked up on that toilet.
Ah hah!
- Actually Tanner, those weren't vaulted in Season Eight,
they were originally vaulted in patch six-one-oh.
- Who the hell are you?
- I'm Brian, I make Fortnite list videos on YouTube.
Can I shout out my channel?
- Um
(hand punching metal) (yelling)
- Oh, we're turning this around.
- Alright Dusty Depot, I'll see you at Flush Factory!
(grenade hitting and exploding)
- Looks like your friend abandoned you.
I'll make this quick.
(metal object crashing on ground)
- We did it!
We defeated that last squad.
- C'mon Tanner, hurry up and res us.
- I got you, I got you.
I wouldn't let my squad die.
(Fishstick falling to the ground)
- Well, that's a wrap on this season.
I wanna thank everybody for watching.
Leave a "like" and subscribe.
I want to thank my family.
Thanks to everybody at Risky Reels Productions.
Uh, John Wick for executive producing.
Thank you Durr Burger for catering.
We love you!
Goodnight!
(bright jazzy music)