who are you falcon reynolds widow oh oh
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for that as well today i am continuing firefly and someone pointed out to me that i'm watching them
in the wrong order however the order that i see is the right order so i don't know what's the right
order or what's the wrong order but i'm watching what i know to be episode five and it's called al
mrs reynolds and the blurb for this is interesting because it says a woman claiming to be male's
wife appears aboard serenity i didn't actually realize that he has or had a wife so it'll be
interesting to see if it is actually his wife because if it is why doesn't mal automatically
know that that's his wife because it says claiming to be male's wife that's a little bit strange
to me the way they worded that but anyway i'm excited to get into it so without further ado
let's get watching i think maybe you gonna give me a little one-on-one time with the missus what
oh i think you might want to reconsider that last part partner you are not the man i met a year ago
oh [ __ ] i think real hard oh if your hand touches metal
i swear by my pretty floral bonnet a man that's not afraid of his sexuality love it oh
okay okay that's how it is oh damn so explain to me again why zoey wasn't in the dress woman needed
her in the back like woman i am a mystery this is very wholesome isn't it i'm al's smiling he's
having such a good time how cute oh lovely patrol heading into ammo right now oh no well we gotta
fly bye what are you doing on my boat but you know i'm declaved to you what oh is this the supposed
wife who are you mr reynolds sir i'm your wife how does he not remember his own wife he looks
like he forgot her and then as soon as she said that he suddenly remembered that's the vibe i got
could you repeat that please i am your wife oh my gosh i know her she's from good girls on netflix
everyone should have a chance to congratulate you on your day no bliss i don't know this girl then
can i know her jane oh my god jane everybody i want you all to meet mal's like oh god oh you got
married that is so funny well congratulations everyone's very shocked who is she she's no one oh
would you stop crying for god's sake mal could you be a human being for 30 seconds
that's one married man to another i'm not even nanara's like hey dude stop being a dick
i didn't ever marry you i believe you did
oh last night oh was he drunk was he drunk the marriage ceremony of the triumph settlers you sir
are a newlywed oh my gosh okay well he needs to get it enough divorce oh that's so sad oh my gosh
oh my gosh i can never understand hello woman person he doesn't even know her name so bad jesus
how do you get that drunk to marry a whole other person and then not remember i thought last night
during the ceremony that you were pleased yeah last night i was did he consummate this marriage
are you gonna kill me what what don't you ever stand for that sort of thing someone ever tries
to kill you you try to kill him right back that's some good advice you're a week before
we get there i'll figure something i'd be a good wife hmm we'll be together on the ship but not in
any that'll be fine i'll do it for you or not as you choose oh shiny oh my gosh i never even
know my name is saffron saffron pretty name or a pretty woman if you take sexual advantage of her
you're going to burn in a very special level of hell a level they reserve for child molesters
and people who talk at the theater a special kind of place in hell for child molesters
and people who talk in the theaters yes i can get that i think that's pretty accurate i didn't think
to make enough for your friends but everything's laid out if you'd like to cook for your husband
oh my god she wanted to make me dinner at least she's not crying i might did she really make fresh
bow man i feel sorry for mrs reynolds i would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not
assume that i'm an evil lecherous hump nobody's saying that sir they're just thinking it i'll get
you a refill done bonnie that's for me to do oh my gosh she's so submissive i hadn't already eaten
you don't want to finish oh my gosh she's uber sensitive if you're done with supper would you
like me to wash your feet gosh is she serious no no answer he's just gonna walk away from that one
well at least wash got to have his leftovers city of new densmear new dunsmere so i take
it the honeymoon is over oh she's a fine girl don't misread the hell of a cook too
i'm sure she has many exciting talents and nara seems a little jealous we'll be in bermaned
at least two weeks right oh can't exactly be sure well i need you to be exactly sure mile
i can't make commitments and then not keep them that's your specialty oh could you imagine that
me with the whole pastel of critters underfoot hell 10 years time i could
can you leave me alone for five minutes please she's down the mood i wasn't looking for a fight
oh my gosh what does jane want now jane jane jane jane jane do i have your attention do i have your
attention please will the real slim shady please stand up sometimes i think you don't take me
seriously i think that ought to change okay janie it's miles more worthy than what you got what i
got she has a name so does this oh he wants to my days are not taking you seriously i'm certainly
coming to a middle oh damn it mal i'd treat her okay she's not going to be bothered jesus the
human woman doesn't know a damn thing about the world and needs our protection um sweetheart mal
what a darling [ __ ] you jane women are not yours to possess does your crew never
show interest in your life no they're they're just his staff they just know me well enough to
not ask a nice little spot he has there oh my god oh she's naked and i've made myself ready for you
oh my god didn't you see you you got a room of your own and i'm to sleep there assuming you're
oh my gosh he's kind of speechless we to become one flesh well no uh we're still two fleshes here
and your flesh try to sleep somewhere else i'm sorry when we talked i'd hoped that i
didn't oh hey flesh it ain't a question of pleasing me it's more a question of what's
uh on the night of their betrothal the wife shall open to the man ask the furrow to the plow oh my
gosh till she bring him to his fall okay oh my god good bible oh my god it's been a while a long
damn while since anybody but me took a hold of my plow so i don't think for a second that i ain't
interested for i'd not dreamed to have a man so sweet oh she's actually so kind and beautiful
oh she's such a sweetheart dare to choose i choose you from all the men on all the planets
the night sky could show me oh and i'll take your leave to be bold oh my goodness i want this
oh i swell to think of you in me and i see that you do
oh my god he's gonna do it oh he tried he tried oh my goodness the shepherd would not be pleased okay
maybe oh [ __ ] she poisoned him holy crap i did not see that one coming i actually didn't well
if it is the master chef what does she want am i like to be up here not like anyone else is taking
up space is she gonna use her never been off well before she gonna try and seduce him too what are
you doing now we're alone just asking the stars uh oh she's doing her act again jesus look she knows
she knows how to woo the men do you know the myth of earth
dangerous oh [ __ ] well she's like well she's like i'm a married man a few days i'll be back
to that life and gone from yours oh my god she's going to seduce him too
really please show me the stars do i wish i was somebody else right now somebody not married not
madly in love with a beautiful woman who can kill me with her pinky i love her very much he's not
willing to cheat and that she wasn't betting on yeah the first time we met oh my god actually oh
[ __ ] that's another way that is another way oh my god what is she planning
holy crap very unsuspecting why is she trying to ruin the ship she's in the ship too
oh wow
oh shh are you lost nara i was on the cortex in my screen shorter this one's out too
what is she gonna try and seduce anara to if i'm to learn of love i'd like it to be at the hands
of someone gentle oh my god she's trying to hit on inara now i was too curious about you ever since
i saw you really oh my gosh oh come to my shuttle oh new client you would lie with me ah oh saved i
guess we've lied enough you're good you're amazing who are you welcome reynolds widow oh oh wow oh
[ __ ] widow inara knew and nara suspected that's why she wanted her to come to her shuttle he's
nobody else can really pilot the ship can they oh my god oh my gosh
oh my gosh inara inaura get the doctor mouse hurt hey oh oh [ __ ]
she's gonna pass out now too because of the poison
oh my god but when they both wake up it's gonna be pretty obvious what happened to inara we used to
get a lot of guys brought in on the night shift at the er they called it the good night kiss
so you two were kissing well isn't that special you were taking advantage i was the one being
taken advantage of yep oh i'm fine i don't need to be examined how comfy oh my gosh the doctor
needs to treat her with the right kind of medicine it was your big make-out session that got us into
this sir i was poisoned you were drugged that's why i never kiss him on the mouth oh my god this
girl really knows her ships that's not all she knows she's well schooled oh you mean the sedative
the good night kiss well i only hit my head but mal went through that seduction body language
signals she's had training as in companion oh i'm beginning to think she married beneath herself
ha ha you would have kissed her too wash didn't but she was naked you know
articulate everybody not talking about sex in here everybody else elsewhere it was distracting wash
we fall into that one more than just help us it'll turn the ship into one big electrical
conduit burn us all from the inside out why does she why does she want to do this who is
she working for one day you're going to tell us all how a preacher knows so damn much about crime
you dress yourself up and get taken out somewhere fun that looks very very scary
oh my god we got it oh it's not pretty but we can steer enough to turn the hell around
oh good oh not easy to pull things apart and just put them right this is the best
mechanic floating oh he's so sweet he's like an older brother to kaylee ah there she is
honey i'm home just kidding i'm not married
oh it's the first time darling i think you should be gentle with me
i didn't kill you you handed me and my crew over to those that would kill us that buys you nothing
yeah there has to be an easier way to steal you're assuming the payoff is the point
i'm not assuming anything at this juncture yes you're quite a man malcolm reynolds
she's waiting a long time for someone good enough to take me down oh she's trying she's
trying to do it again just one thing i'd like to know straight up ask me what's your real name
oh that punch did look like it was gonna hurt and does the vixen live
yeah you can call it that i love how in every episode he's always having like
one-on-ones with the nara you're gonna ask her come on no you didn't just trip did you
no no oh my oh it's not something gosh oh my gosh i knew you let her kiss you oh oh
oh my god men men they're so clueless and there's a nara thinking that he's gonna lean in for a kiss
only to be extremely disappointed unless he was playing her and teasing her i actually
don't mind the order that i'm watching it in because the previous episode or i don't know
the episodes before this one we saw mal defending inara's honor in that planet where mel had to duel
at the atherton to the death and then with this episode nr actually makes a move confirming that
there is something there and i just love how in every single episode we get this one-on-one
time with anara and mal and it's generally in the beginning and in the end of the episode so it's
something that i'm always expecting to see and i'm always grateful and happy to see as well because
i just love that little connection that they have it's kind of like dana scully and fox mulder when
i used to watch the x-files there was all this tension that was built up and in every episode
they had these little moments and they'd still just always bicker and fight and they were kind
of like a married couple and then in the very end you know well actually in case you haven't watched
the x files i'm not going to spoil it for you but i just really love their dynamic and i think this
episode was really fun especially with saffron my god she had me fooled she had everyone fooled and
i love the actress as well i don't actually recall her name but she's in good girls on netflix or is
it bad girls i don't even know they are good girls but they're actually bad girls i don't know if you
know the show i'm talking about but it's it's like a guilty pleasure show of mine i don't necessarily
recommend it but it's definitely something you can watch just in the background while you're
eating or chilling or whatever else but yes back onto this episode i must say i was really glad
that wash didn't cheat on his wife for a second there i was convinced that he was going to and i
really wouldn't have blamed him because she is a professional and even anara if she wasn't a
professional herself i don't think she would have been able to resist her either to be honest this
did feel like a little bit of a filler episode but it was totally fine with me because it was an
episode that showed character progression and also relationships between characters as well i just
love mal more and more in every episode and you really get to see that he's actually a really good
man with a good heart he has his morals and he just really really cares for his crew as well and
by filler episode i mean we don't really hear much about river or the doctor and and what's really
going on with the river i feel like the mystery behind river will start to unravel towards the end
of this season and then in the movie as well so i guess i'm not really expecting to have all the
answers right away but um yeah i certainly respect and appreciate these kinds of episodes as well
they're really fun and funny so those were all my thoughts on this episode do let me know what
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