Okay, Mama Lupe, come on in.
Bienvenida Mama Lupe.
Qué honor bisabuela.
Qué muchacha tan bonita, and you speak Spanish.
Good job, Rosa.
[squawking] You mean; good job Sergio.
Cracker me.
See, Abuela? We got this.
Oh, is Mama Lupe here?
Mira, mi prima Carlota.
Ah, just practicing my folklorico, as I do.
Qué linda.
Ladies and gentlemen!
Get ready for the lucha libre battle royale!
Featuring me, Carl el Chupacabra of Steel!
And El Super CJ!
¡Esto sí es lucha libre!
She's loving it.
Ha! I got you!
Let me out!
Well, they're a little clumsy,
but, at least they're embracing our family traditions.
Mama Lupe, why don't you meet us on the roof in ten minutes?
- Bobby- - [squawking] Roberto.
I mean, Roberto has a surprise for you.
More hot sauce!
[squawking] They're here.
[gasping]
I love that our roof always looks like this.
Hola Mama Lupe. I'm so glad you came.
This is my goat, La...lito.
[laughing] We're inseparable.
Let me get you a seat.
Oy, gracias.
Let me take those shoes, your feet must be tired.
[cracking]
Here's some special enchiladas, extra spicy.
Provecho, Mama Lupe.
Qué rico.
Qué picoso.
I'm sorry Mama Lupe.
My bad, we may have over-spiced that.
But don't worry, that was just the first course.
Quick! Order some tacos.
On it.
[sighing]
While we wait, música - la banda de Abuelo.
Uh, my band couldn't make it,
but I have a special guest guitarist,
Par the produce guy.
[playing Spanish jazz]
Qué bonito.
[rock music playing]
¡Ay no, qué horrible!
Par! Stop that! Whoa!
What!? Louder!? Okay!
Whoa!
¡Ay! ¡Mi chivo!
Okay, we called in the order.
[groaning]
chuckles] Nice chonies.
I have finished my masterpiece.
[barking, screaming]
Mama Lupe!
Huh?
[sobbing]
My masterpiece!
[sobbing]
Are you okay?
[squawking] Sergio?
[squawking] We're busted!
Spanish flashcards?
You can't speak Spanish.
You don't know how to make enchiladas properly,
and that goat is clearly a dog.
Mm-hmm.
This is worse than the time Dacho gave me
those fast-food tacos.
Someone order fast-food tacos?
¡Mi corazón!
[gasping]
Mama! [gasping]
We're so sorry Mama Lupe,
we were just trying to be Mexican enough.
So your heart wouldn't... you know...
[making explosion noises]
Is that why you did all this?
To make sure you didn't disappoint me?
Uh-huh.
That's exactly what a real Mexican family would do!
Being Mexican is not about eating spicy food
or wearing sombreros, it's about familia.
My heart has never felt... How you say?
Más fuerte.
[squawking] Stronger.
[gasping] Paco, what are you doing here?
Mama Lupe needs a translator too.
[squawking] What's up, primo?
[speaking Spanish]
I brought our favorite Mexican dulces,
now in six fun flavors.
You have raised the most beautiful
Mexican family I have ever seen.
But I could teach them a thing or two.
[laughing]
Ah!
[moaning] Auxilio.
That means get us some aloe vera.
[mariachi music playing]
[gasping]
Yeah! Rock on Mama Lupe!
And now!
For the Mama Lupe Lucha Libre Smackdown.
Still undefeated!
[dinging]