As much as I hate to say it,
we are not done talking about Big Publishing.
They're the ones responsible for getting second graders
hooked on Popper-fueled bestiality orgies.
Shame on you, Mr. Popper's Penguins.
Now, the bookistas have aimed their sharpest pencils
at one of our great conservative thought warriors,
former Breitbart senior editor, Milo Yiannopoulos.
Now, if you don't know Milo,
you clearly haven't been living under the correct rock.
(laughter)
He's the alt-right's premier agent provocateur,
who effortlessly triggers liberals
with un-PC comments like these.
I know what you're thinking.
"I gotta hear more from that guy."
And bigwig publisher Simon & Schuster agreed,
giving Milo a six-figure book deal
shortly after Trump was elected.
Now, a few months later, those literary cuck-teases
killed Milo's book deal.
Why? Left-wing media bias.
Take a look.
Yeah. Milo is the same as Amy and Lena.
Between the three of them, they have an Emmy,
a Golden Globe and a lifetime Twitter ban
for racistly trolling Leslie Jones.
Exactly the same.
But Milo will not be silenced.
Like the free-speech crusader he is,
Milo is suing those book-loving bastards
for $10 million.
But here's what just dropped.
Simon & Schuster's public court filings,
which include Milo's original manuscript
with the editor's notes.
Last week those notes hit the Internet, and they are...
mildly unflattering.
(laughter)
But now, snowflakes and SJ-dubs
are having a field day on social media,
celebrating like Whole Foods is having a clearance sale
on matcha tea.
Here to talk more about Milo's persecution by the left
are citizen journalists Josh Sharp and Aaron Jackson.
-Thank you, guys. Thank you for coming. -Thank you.
-Thank you. -Thank you, Jordan.
-(cheering-, applause) -The libs are soaking their panties
over this editor's shady notes, but the truth is,
giving Milo an editor in the first place was fascist.
Yeah. He's a freethinker.
He shouldn't be bound to totalitarian publishing ideas
like common decency or basic book structure.
Yeah. Aaron and I have never used an editor.
We just quickly write down what we want to say,
feed it into the teleprompter,
and then say back whatever is ribbon on here.
Yeah. That's what FreeSpeak is all a-pouch.
Heh. I puddin' agree moron, guys.
Yeah. And while the soy boys on social media
are going gaga with this editor's "takedown,"
the truth is that a lot of these notes are pretty standard
in the mainstream publishing industry.
So let's go through some of these notes
-Milo got from his editor. -Yeah.
(both clearing throats)
Okay, here's the first one.
-Hmm. -That's a totally standard note.
The editor on Little Women said the same thing.
The character of Beth was originally in blackface
-for the whole book. -Yeah.
Or how about, uh, this note.
Okay, everybody gets this one.
It was one of the early notes on Animal Farm.
It's actually why Orwell decided to make them animals.
-Mm-hmm. -The first draft was just about Nazis on a farm,
-and it was called Nazi Farm. -Yeah.
Some more editorial feedback Milo got when he wrote
about Pizza-Gate.
(laughter)
You know who got this note all the time?
Dr. Seuss.
(laughter)
Here's an early Cat in the Hat draft.
(laughter)
-I love that. -Mm-hmm.
-And it's great for kids. -Yeah.
Okay, now, Milo got lots more notes,
but, again, they're all standard.
-Stuff like... -Standard note.
Standard note.
A classic.
-Hello! That is so (bleep) standard. -Yeah.
I know I ask you guys this all the time,
but when is the time and place for a black dick joke?
Now that the book is canceled, we'll never know.
Oh, God. Injustice, right?
I can't believe they pulled this book just because
he made some pithy observations about women,
Muslims, trans people, black people,
fat people, gay people, people with disab...
Oh, no, no, no. Jordan, no. The book got pulled
because Milo made some rather provocative comments
-about pedophilia. -Yeah.
All that hate speechy stuff is the reason
he got the book deal in the first place.
Yeah. So you can cool it with your woke Twitter parades
about the Simon & Schuster clapback, libs,
because these notes were not written
-by some heroic social justice warrior. -No.
They were written by a professional editor
who was part of a team willing to pay Milo gobs of money
for his ideas, so that Simon & Schuster
would make gobs and gobs of money off of Milo's ideas.
Gobs and gobs, Jordan.
All right, Jordan, we have to go.
We're off to read the racy unedited version
-of Hop On Pop to some kids. -Yeah.
And, yes, Jordan, it's about exactly
-what you think it is. -Uh-huh.