We're so all familiar with Google autofill,
Where basically you just start typing in a question..
Or anything you wanna ask Google.
And it reccomends some commonly searched phrases.
To see maybe it can make it easier for you instead of you having to type the whole thing out..
So if you go: What if?
See, it says right here..
What if haters dab back?
It autofills for you.
What if.. Haters dab back? Let's see this (lol)
*OBNOXIOUS MUSIC*
*laughter*
That's hilarious.
But sometimes,
It looks like Google judges you a little bit too much,
When it suggests certain things.
Here's an example:
When someone starts typing: Why is there a..
You get a bunch of answers and the one that gets me REALLY interested is:
Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch?
*DUN*
Okay, so how many people actually search that up to the point where
Google reccomends that as an autofill phrase?
What the heck?! Okay. Welcome to Reaction Time, we're looking at some hilarious moments
Google is being a little judgemental.
These autofills are gonna be hilarious, and without further ado, let's jump right into it!
Do midgets have night vision?
Guys, you know midgets are just normal people? I dunno why everybody thinks midgets are some.. Mystical creatures?
They're normal people. Yeah, they may be a little shorter than average, but..
That's it! Look: Do midgets have small willies?
*Weird music* (By the way, sorry deaf people, I know it's annoying to NOT be able to hear anything..)
These are PEOPLE that are asking these questions and that's how Google autofills.
Do midgets have midget children ?
Do midgets have SOULS?
*Dramatic music*
What?!
Okay, relax.
Why is my.. Starts with a G.
Why is my goldfish turning black?
UH, OH.
Uhm, UHH
I think.. I don't think goldfish are supposed to turn black.
They're called GOLD FISH for a reason and if they turn black it means they're.. (Dead..)
And then there's another one: Why is my girlfriend always mad at me?
Maybe 'cause you ask Google about your life problems.
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Why is my goldfish swimming upside down?
Ohhh!
'Cause your goldfish turned black, it's now swimming upside down.
Why is my girlfriend so mean?
*Sad music* *Sobs*
Now why is my goldfish turning white?
Oh, my goodness!
Dinosaurs we.. *Tal can't speak* Dinosaurs were made up by the CIA to discourage time travel
*Heavenly music plays*
Yeah, I'll get back to you on that..
*ROAR*
Dinosaurs weed episode.
*Laughter*
Why?
See, the normal one is dinosaurs websites for kids, that makes sense.
That's fine.
That's completely fine.
Do ginger people have ginger pu--
They ask you how you are and you just have to say that you're fine but you're NOT really fine..
*Tal starts losing faith in humanity* Let's see some more...
Do ghosts exist? Okay, that's a perfectly valid question.
Do goldfish sleep? Okay, we're getting on the-- on the WRONG side here, but still not a HORRIBLE question.
Do girls fart?
That's a mystery every guy always wants to know.
Do grandparents have rights?
Do they have rights? Do grandparents have rights?
Kay, we'll just keep going.
Google will not search for Chuck Norris?!
Google will eat itself?
*Tal is very confused*
Google will take over the world..
*boing*
Google, will you marry me?
Wow, this is the brilliant mind. The brilliant thought process of the human mind. It's-- It's beautiful.
I did the Macarena with a homeless guy in an elevator because big bird said to, and he's my leader.
How to raise your.. Maybe, how to raise your credit score? NO.
How to raise your metabolism? Nope.
GPA? Nope. Self esteem? Nope. Blood pressure? NO. Credit score? 100 points? Nope. HDL? Nope. Grades fast? NOPE.
IQ? Close.
How to raise IQ by eating gifted children..?
WHO.. SEARCHES THIS SH*T? UHH, OHHH! NOO!
I don't even wanna keep going!
Okay, we're gonna keep going. (Get trolled)
We're-- We're gonna keep going
Never put a healthy dog down. That makes sense.
Never put.. Jam on a magnet?! No.
Never put a sock in a TOASTER?! WHY WOULD YOU PUT A SOCK IN A TOASTER?!
Seems like you put your brain in the toaster.
Never put a baby in the corner.. Wut? Who asks these questions guys, seriously!
What's the most ridiculous questions you guys ask Google?
Put it in the comments below! (What a sellout)
Let's see which one's gonna upvote it and I'm very interested.
Oh, they're gonna be some weird ones, you guys are some..
Aren't you relieved to know you're not a golem?
*Tiny laugh* God, it's so funny.. I'm dead inside. I'm dead. Inside.
If I ate myself would I be twice as big or disappear completely?
Hmm, that's interesting. If I ate myself, would I just disappear, or would I actually be twice as big?
Wow, the human brain. *Yep, he's losing faith in humanity.*
This is the best one! Just two words. You just put two words.
Is a?
Hit the music in the background, 3, 2 , 1. Boom.
Is a banana a herb?
Is Akon a Muslim?
Is aluminum magnetic?
Is anybody there?
Is a tomato a fruit?
Is Akon a Muslim? (You already said that, dummy.)
Is Alzheimer's hereditary?
Is a shark a mammal?
Is a potato a vegetable?
Is a coconut a NUT?!
*Clapping*
Why can't I own a Canadia--
*DUN*
Ohh, Canada..
I swear I want to own... *long pause* Canadians are dope!
And why do dogs eat poop?
So someone had it, he was just like: THE GOOGLE AUTOCOMPLETE IS NOT WORKING CORRECTLY.
But before he finished, not working corre-- then it reccomends marshmallows?!
Not working corremarshmallows?!!?!
What the..?
And then all of the sudden: Here is ALL the autofill options Google gave this guy.
Because Google didn't understand! What do you mean Google autocomplete not working correctly?
You better not finish that sentence.. Because.. Let's play the music again.
Is magic the gathering real?
Size 8 flisbets..?
Am I pregnant with babies?
Cool jorkes.
How to sleep forever?
Was Freddy Mercury eaten by crows?
Etsy drugs.
Weird nice feeling when good things happen.
Liam Neeson shaped bottle.
Famous religious DOGS.
Thank you. Thank you.
It says: I am extremely T.
I am extremely terrified of Chinese people.
You're-- Why are you afraid of Chinese people? THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU!
They're just regular, hard-working people!
You shouldn't be scared!
Then it says: I'm extremely terrified of Google. I'm extremely terrified of black peop--
WHAT IS IT WITH THE RACE?!
And all the rest are Chinese people!
I'm terrified of Mexicans.
I'M TERRIFIED OF CANADIANS?!
Ohh-kay?
Okay, well what happens when you put George Bush?
SO. Google autofills for you. George Bush is an idiot.
Heh.
Barama Bock!
Barama Bock *laughter*
Barack Obama issues.
Is gay..?
Is a Muslim?
Is Osama Bin Laden?!
Is a cactus.
Wolves are taking all our women.
Yeah. I'm assuming A LOT of guys ask these questions, I mean.. Women don't even deserve us if we're asking this stuff. Come on.
Come on, everybody.
What do I do if.. A ginger kid bites me?
Guys, just like Chinese people. Just like Mexicans and black people.
People with ginger hair ARE REGULAR PEOPLE.
Okay?
So do-- So are midgets. AND Canadians.
What the F*CK?
Monkeys are good people.
Okay so you guys think monkeys are good people.
But not Canadians, Chinese, Black, Mexican, Gingers.. Midgets.
But monkeys.
Monkeys are the holy grail.
*Music*
Why are.. Why are there school?!
*Alarm sounds*
Oh, the irony.
*Mwah*
THE IRONY, BABY.
This is beautiful.
Why are there school?
School is made for people like you. (Roasted)
So you'd know why are there school is not a proper sentence.
OHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Guys, that's gonna wrap it up. Google autocomplete autofill.. Working it's magic..
Thank you so much for watching. Hope this made you laugh.
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