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Over the past month, Off-White CEO Virgil
Abloh was in the news a lot.
This week, he unveiled his cover design for the new album
by the late, great Pop Smoke.
Rest in peace, Pop.
Womp, womp, womp, waaaah.
DESUS: Oh-- Waaaah.
All right.
This looks like those photos--
those photos you used to get in front of Jimmy's Bronx Cafe
that said, like, yo, world's best couple,
and then there was like--
Know what I'm saying?
--right there.
100%.
Yo, Bonnie and Clyde.
You know what I'm saying?
Like-- [LAUGHING] fuck outta here.
Virgil also made headlines for his "generous" donation
to a bail fund for protesters.
I mean.
If you go on his website, I don't even think $50 gets
you a pair of laces, like--
'cause-- That was wild.
You can't even go to the website without $50.
Yo, Virgil's not the only one making token gestures
for the movement, though. - Oh.
OK!
The NFL will play the Black National
Anthem "Lift Every Voice and Sing" before each Week 1 game.
Ooh.
Just one week?
Just-- just once.
They're like, yo, you can have your little song
once as a treat. That's it.
Also, that is going to be such a confusing moment in that
stadium because nobody is going to know what that is,
because that's a very specific song.
All right?
Either you know the Black National Anthem
or you've literally never heard it ever before in your life.
Never heard it.
There is no in-between.
You could just hum along politely?
Yeah, you-- you just do that.
You just hum.
You're like [HUMMING] Politicians
draped in kente cloth take a knee for George Floyd.
This was, like, anti-helpful.
This was ti-- this was embarrassing!
But I would like to shout out bad bitch Nancy Pelosi for
absolutely killing that outfit.
Like, look at that.
What!
The coordination, dog.
- She's slaying. - All right?
- What? - All right?
Texas Realtors remove "master" from bedroom descriptions.
[LAUGHTER]
Yo.
Come on. Come on!
You're like-- I mean--
Come on, fam.
I mean, come on, dog.
Like, yo.
Yo.
Fam.
But the other bathrooms wasn't called
the slave bathroom, was it? Right?
No.
No!
It wasn't, like, master and slave, but also,
like, what the fuck is the point of this?
I'm like, I've watched a lot of HGTV
and I have never heard that term.
Like.
It's never happened on "Property Brothers."
Wellll, I think there was a plantation episode, though
[LAUGHTER]
They're all like, let's not--
let's not say HGTV is always in the good.
All right.
Jenny Slate and Kristen Bell leave voice roles
as black characters.
What other black characters need to be replaced?
And we'll take the--
we'll replace them.
Hmm.
Oh!
We could replace Diamond & Silk.
- Bomb. - There you go.
Let's go.
FOX holler.
Gushers.
Ohhhhh, boy.
Here we go.
"Gushers wouldn't be Gushers without the black community
and your voices.
We're working with Fruit by the Foot
on creating space to amplify that."
It's high time they did this, you know what I'm saying?
Like, you see all the rioting in the streets.
You see everyone taking a stand.
And the question I find myself asking the most
was how does Gushers feel about this?
Also, you know who's a coward?
Laffy Taffy. Haven't heard anything from you.
That's right. Haven't heard-- or AirHeads!
K.
What's up with AirHeads? Huh?
Disgusting.
You going to be like, oh, well, but we're AirHeads!
We don't know anything!
Ah-uh!
No!
Do the work.
Remember, your silence is loud.
All right.
This one really gets my goat.
Hulu removes the "Golden Girls" episode
over blackface concerns.
This actually hurts black people.
You're removing an episode of "Golden Girls," OK?
We need that.
I need that at 3:00 in the morning
when I'm watching Lifetime.
Aw, shit! - Yes.
Yeah.
Oh, boy!
[ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING]
In honor of George Floyd--
[ELECTRONIC MUSIC INTENSIFIES]
Oh, my god, I'm peaking!
I can't wait for the drop.
So shout out to his family.
Shout to his family!
Shout out to his family!
[SHOUTING]
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR. (IN AUDIO SAMPLE):
I still have a dream.
It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream.
Wait for the drop!
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR. (IN AUDIO SAMPLE): I have a dream.
I have a dream.
[BEAT DROPS]
Oh, oh.
Go, racism.
You know what defeats racism?
The beat drop.
And he got the unreleased MLK verse.
Like, yo!
You know what I'm saying?
That's a woo!