Saw some requests for- "collect all eight pages"?
What?
Man, you guys got me playing...the paperwork? Man, this paperwork ass game.
"Collect all eight pages", man.
Why am I in a forest?
Why are there trees? Trees have no relevance to paper.
What am I doing in here, hm?
I see you can hold down 'shift' to run...
...and you run out of breath almost instantaneously.
You are, uh, one of the most unfit people on the planet
I think I ran about for five seconds, there, then I ran out of breath.
Oh- who put that there?
Who put-
W-what is this stuff? What is this? Oh my g- (panting) What is that?
What is that stuff?
Oh god, let's- "Don't look... or it takes you."
...what does that even mean? (chuckles)
Stupid papers.
They don't even know.
The second I grabbed that paper, I let a dinosaur loose in the park.
And I can hear these really loud dino footsteps.
I'm by the gastank- "Can't run." I know!
I realized that two seconds into the game, I couldn't run.
Oh, god, what is that? What is that noise?
Oh- get 'im! Get 'im! Fight 'im!
What? ...wait a minute.
Man, I haven't seen face graphics this bad since Super Nintendo.
Since Super Nintendo, man.
You guys got me playing some spook-ass games, man.
Why you gotta make me play the spookiest games?
What's over here? "Can't run." Yep. Still can't run.
If I pick up a paper that says, "Can run,"
is that like a...is that like a power-up?
Like in Mega Man?
(whispered) Aw, I hate this building, it's so...
Look at the roof! The roof just sucks.
Ugh, where's the paper, where's the paper?
It's in here, right?
It's in- oh, Jesus Christ! Kill him! Left click to shoot!
It's not working!
I don't think you can shoot in this game. I'm gonna be that honest.
I don't think you can shoot.
(whispered) Oh, it's the old spooky tree!
Dude, I swear to god.
I swear to god, if he's behind this tree, I'm gonna die.
Oh my god, what is that?
Every time you pick up a paper, a new sound plays.
I can hear ducks.
Is that ducks?
Oh, yeah. I don't even wanna pick this one up.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god, I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die!
Oh, no!
Oh, shit!
Stop picking up the papers! I'm gonna die!
Okay- I don't wanna go back in that building, man!
Slenderman's in there!
Oh, my god, no! He's right behind me! Oh, god!
Go in the building! Go in the building.
You'll never find me, Slenderman.
I know this building like the back of my hand.
Uh, you take a left- take a right.
I'm already lost.
Um...
Take a left, take a left, take a left.
Oh, god. Oh, god!
Go back, go back, go back- he's gonna get us!
(panting) Oh, god.
He's gonna kill me!
Now where is he?
Oh, god, I think I can just go out this way.
Slenderman's old ass. He'll never catch me, man.
Where- oh, god! Oh, god, he's right behind me!
Go! Go, go, go!
(panting) I'm gonna get killed. I'm gonna get-
Oh, my god! Oh, my god!
Oh, my god.
When that Inception music starts playing, you know you're gonna die, man.
You know you're gonna die.
He's gonna find me.
I can't- okay, okay. I just gotta keep my-
(screams)
Dammit!