[APPLAUSE]
>> GREG: HAPPY THURSDAY,
EVERYBODY.
THAT’S RIGHT.
IT’S ME, TOM.
GREG IS OUT GETTING HIS UNIBROW
TWEEZED.
TRUST ME, IT TAKES A WHILE.
THERE WAS A TIME THAT THE PHRASE
HAVE A BREAK TODAY, STUFF ON A
SESAME SEED BUN, IN LIGHT OF
NEWS FROM THE EUROPEAN UNION
THOSE DAYS ARE OVER WITH A
VENGEANCE.
IN FACT, THE PHRASE YOU DESERVE
A BREAK TODAY WILL SOON MAKE
HUNGRY PEOPLE THINK OF THIS.
THAT’S RIGHT.
NOW, WHEN THERE ARE CRICKETS,
THEY WILL BE SERVED WITH AN
ACTUAL SIDE OF CRICKETS.
THE E.U. HAS JUST GIVEN THE
GREEN LIGHT FOR TWO MORE SPECIES
OF INSECT TO BE USED AS FOOD FOR
HUMANS.
I KNOW YOU’RE THINKING SOMEONE
PINCHED ME BUT IT’S TRUE.
AS OF TUESDAY, A POWDERED FORM
OF THE HOUSE CRICKET WILL BE
GIVEN THE GREEN LIGHT.
BUT DON’T START LICKING YOUR
CHOPS.
ALSO APPROVED IS THE LARVAL FORM
OF THE MEAL WORM.
IT’S GOT MEAL RIGHT THERE IN THE
NAME.
THE NETHERLANDS PROGRAM IS
PITCHING THE WORMS AS AN
ALTERNATIVE FORM OF NUTRITION
FOR SCHOOL CHILDREN.
OF COURSE, THIS DIABOLICAL PLAN
SHOULD COME AS NO SURPRISE TO NO
ONE.
FOR YEARS GLOBAL ELITES HAVE
BEEN AIMING TO MOVE WESTERN
POPULATIONS AWAY FROM EATING
MEET.
WHEN YOU CAN EAT SOMETHING THAT
EVEN MIKY ON THE CEREAL
COMMERCIALS WOULDN’T TOUCH.
THAT’S A BEAMER REFERENCE, ISN’T
IT?
OKAY, EARLIER THIS MONTH THE TO
WHICH I CAN WAS ONCE AGAIN FRONT
AND CENTER AT THE WORLD
ECONOMIC’S FORUM CONFERENCE IN
DAVOS, OR AS THE REST OF US ALL
IT THE FUTURECASTING CALL FOR BOND VILLAINS.
BOND VILLAINS.
WE CAUGHT UP WITH CHAIRMAN SWAG
TO SEE WHAT HE THINKS.
>> I LOVE EATING BUGS.
WE HAVE SO MANY WONDERFUL IDEAS
THAT WE DISCUSSED AT THE WORLD
ECONOMIC FORUM.
WHAT ABOUT CHICKENS.
I LOVE CHICKENS AHEAD. YOU COULD DO SO MANY CONVENIENT
YOU COULD DO SO MANY CONVENIENT
THINGS WITH THE -- SHOPPING, FOR
INSTANCE.
>> IF YOU’RE LATE WITH A PAYMENT
WE COULD SEND YOU A REMINDER.
NOTHING SERIOUS.
JUST THE SAME FEELING WOULD YOU
GET IF YOU HEATED UP A FORK OVER
AN OPEN FLAME AND STABBED
YOURSELF WITH IT.
IT’S SO CONVENIENT.
[APPLAUSE]
>> WOW!
HE REALLY LIKES THAT CHIP IDEA,
DOESN’T HE?
OKAY.
BACK TO THE BUGS.
THE REPORT CALLS FOR TRAN SIX TO
NET ZERO NATURE POSITIVE FOOD.
ALL IN THE NAME OF FIGHTING FOOD
INSECURITY.
YOU KNOW WHAT MAKES ME INSECURE?
HAVING TO EAT SOMETHING I
NORMALLY CRUSH WITH MY HEEL SO
THE FOLKS IN DAVOS WANT YOU
EATING BUGS.
WHY?
YOU THINK IT’S ABOUT NUTRITION?
NO, IT’S ABOUT CONTROL.
THEY ARE TRYING TO SEE HOW FAR
THEY CAN GO.
AND LOOK AT US.
WE ALREADY PUT ON MASKS AND
STOOD IN THOSE LINES WITH STUPID
ARROWS PAINTED SIX FEET APART ON
THE FLOOR.
YOU KNOW HOW EASY IT IS TO GET THESE KIDS TO EAT A BUG?
THESE KIDS TO EAT A BUG?
THEY ARE TRYING TO SHUT DOWN END
INDEPENDENT FARMS IN THE NAME OF
GLOBAL WARMING.
INSTEAD OF ROLLING GREENHILLS
AND PASTURES AS FAR AS THE EYE
CAN SEE INSTEAD WE’LL HAVE SOLAR
PANEL FARMS THAT EKE OUT JUST
ENOUGH POWER TO LEAVE YOU
STRANDED ON THE OUTSKIRTS OF
TOWN, BUT DON’T WORRY, YOU CAN
STILL TAKE THE BULLET TRAIN TO
GRETA THORNBURG’S NEXT WEEK BUT
YOU CAN TAKE COMFORT IN THE FACT
YOU’RE HELPING THE PLANET.
PRETTY SOON THE STARVING MASSES
WOULD REACH THEIR BREAKING POINT
AND PULL YOU WILL ROOTS TO MOVE
WITHIN STRIKING DISTANCE OF A
SHAKE SHACK.
BETTER GET OUT OF THE WAY OR YOU
WILL NEED A PRIVATE JET TO GET
SOME PLACE SAFE WHICH IS THE
POINT.
THIS WHOLE TWISTED PLAN IS ONLY CAPABLE OF ONE THING.
CAPABLE OF ONE THING.
LEAVING A BAD TASTE IN YOUR
[LAUGHTER]
[APPLAUSE]
>> LET’S WELCOME TONIGHT’S
GUESTS.
SHE’S GOT SO MUCH ENERGY, GRETA
THORNBURG TRIES TO PROTECT HER.
HE’S OUR ABSOLUTE FAVORITE.
WAIT A MINUTE. WHAT DID YOU DO WITH JOE MACKEY?
WHAT DID YOU DO WITH JOE MACKEY?
WRITER AND COMEDIAN JOE TREVINO.
SHE KNOWS MORE ABOUT THE ECONOMY
THAN THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED
STATES.
FOX NEWS CONTRIBUTOR --
[APPLAUSE]
AND A JUDGE RECENTLY ORDERED HIS
KIDS TO PAY HIM CHILD SUPPORT.
ACTOR, WRITER AND COMEDIAN --
WELL, WELL, WELL.
VERY BUGGY.
WHAT DO YOU THINK, EMILY.
DO YOU AGREE WITH ME THAT THIS
BUG PLAN IS MORE ABOUT CONTROL?
THEY SAY IT’S ABOUT NUTRITION
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
>> ABSOLUTELY.
IT’S ABOUT PUTTING A BAND-AID
OVER A HEMORRHAGING AMPUTATED
ARM WHICH IS, IF WE JUST ADD
LARVA MEAL WORMS TO THE KIDS’
DIET EVERYTHING WILL BE OKAY
WHILE REFUSING TO ACKNOWLEDGE
THE SOURCE OF THE ISSUE.
THERE HAS BEEN NO INTERNATIONAL
BY-IN WHATSOEVER ON COMMERCIAL
FISHING, ON POLLUTION COME OUT
OF INDIA AND CHINA.
THERE ARE A LOT OF THINGS
DESTROYING THE PLANET A WHOLE
LOT FASTER THAN AMERICANS EATING
MEAT.
SO I SEE THIS, TO YOUR POINT,
YES, CONTROL, AND ALSO A SHELL
GAME WITH WHAT’S REALLY
IMPORTANT.
WHEN I TRAVEL I DON’T MIND
EATING ANYTHING AS LONG AS IT’S
CUSTOMARY.
IF SOMEBODY TELLS ME, WE EAT
THIS ALL THE TIME BUT I WOULD
RATHER FIND OUT AFTER THE FACT.
THE LARVA MEAL WORM IS HARD TO
STOMACH.
>> WE ACTUALLY DO HAVE SOME OF
THESE BUGS, SO IF YOU WANT TO
TRY THEM, I GUESS I’LL TRY THE
MEAL WORM HERE.
>> PASS IT AROUND.
>> YOU DON’T WANT TO TRY IT?
>> I DO NOT.
>> IT’S KIND OF CRUNCHY.
>> IT’S NOT SALTED BUT IT COULD
PROBABLY --
>> OH, MY GOD.
>> WHICH ONE IS WHICH?
>> THE WORM IS THE WORM.
>> THE WORM THE WORM.
>> I BETTER IT DOESN’T MATTER
MUCH.
>> THESE ARE THE CRICKETS,
WOULD?
YOU
>> SERIOUSLY?
>> EMILY?
>> JAMIE --
>> YES.
>> YOU SPEND A LOT OF TIME ON
THE ROAD.
IT’S HARD TO EAT WELL.
[APPLAUSE]
>> I’M STUFFED.
>> IT TASTE LIKE SUNFLOWER
SEEDS, A LITTLE PUFF LIKE A RICE
CRISPY.
JUST HAND IT OUT TO THE
AUDIENCE.
>> JAMIE --
>> IT’S ACTUALLY GOOD.
I ACTUALLY LIKE IT.
>> IF THEY TASTE LIKE SUNFLOWER
SEEDS WE SHOULD EAT SUNFLOWER
SEEDS.
>> THIS IS GREAT.
>> I GOT LIKE THROWN FOR A
SECOND.
FIRST OF ALL, CAN APOLOGIZE, I
WANT TO APOLOGIZE, WHEN YOU SAY
CRICKETS AND THE CAMERA CAME TO
ME, I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT IT
WAS COMING MY WAY, AND WHEN I
LOOKED OVER AT THE MONITOR I SAW
MYSELF LOOKING AND THERE WAS A
MINUTE WHERE, I CAN GET BACK
BEFORE THEY SEE.
AND THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE.
I THINK THIS IS KIND OF
EXCITING.
I THINK WE’RE FINDING A SOLUTION
TO THIS PROBLEM THAT WE’VE HAD
FOR SO MANY YEARS OF LIKE HOW
CAN WE MAKE SCHOOL LUNCHES MORE
DISGUSTING.
AND I THINK THEY DID A GREAT
JOB.
I WOULD NEVER EAT A BUG, AND
THIS IS COMING FROM A GUY THAT
EATS [ BLEEP ] ON THE STAGE
EVERY NIGHT.
>> WAIT A MINUTE.
I THINK YOU DO BETTER THAN THAT.
BUT YOU DON’T WANT -- YOU DON’T
WANT TO TRY THE BUGS?
>> NO WAY.
>> YOU DON’T WANT TO EITHER?
>> NO.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT?
IF THEY WEREN’T PUSHING THEM IT
MIGHT DO IT JUST BECAUSE I LIKE
TO DO STRANGE THINGS.
YES, I’LL EAT BUGS BUT NOW I
DON’T WANT TO EAT THEM BECAUSE
THESE PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO FORCE
THEM ON US.
>> WOULD YOU HAVE TO EAT A WHOLE
THING OF BUGS COULD BE SLIGHTLY
FULL, RIGHT?
>> IT’S PROTEIN.
>> THERE IS MEATLESS MONDAYS,
THAT’S CAUGHT ON.
TACO TUESDAY, NO, NO, NO.
TOFU TUESDAY, WORM ON WEDNESDAY,
THAT’S WHERE WE’RE HEADED.
INTRODUCING IT IN SCHOOL, GREAT
IDEA BECAUSE EATING BUGS, KIDS
GET EXCITED ABOUT THIS, YES,
BUGS, SO EXCITED, IT’S CHEAPER,
WE’RE HAVING A SCHOOL LUNCH
PROBLEM BEING ABLE TO AFFORD IT,
JUST GIVE THEM BUGS.
NORMALIZE IT EARLY.
CHANGE THEIR BEHAVIOR EARLY.
THAT’S WHERE WE’RE HEADED.
>> IT IS SO TRUE.
>> I DO NOT APPROVE.
>> WE’RE SAYING IT JOKINGLY,
RIGHT?
BUT IF YOU LOOK AT THE VIDEO IN
THE NETHERLANDS, THEY DO WANT
THEM TO GET USED TO IT, I THINK
THEY WANT THEM TO BE INTRODUCED
TO LABORATORY FOOD.
IN THE END THEY WANT TO TAKE
OVER ALL THE FORMS, AND FEED US
BUGS AND FACTORY FOOD.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
>> I DON’T WANT -- I HAD A LATE
LUNCH SO INSTEAD OF THE MALE
WORM YOU DO HAVE A SNACK WORM.
KIND OF AN APPETIZER.
>> A IN BETWEEN MEAL.
>> THOSE LOOK SCARIER TO ME.
>> IT’S LAME.
>> THIS IS WHY YOU’VE NEVER SEEN
A FAT SPIDER.
>> WHAT THEY TRY TO SAY IS,
PEOPLE EAT IT IN OTHER PARTS OF
THE WORLD.
YES, IN PARTS OF THE WORLD WHERE
THE PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO LEAVE.
OH, I MISS IT BACK HOME, ALL
THOSE MEALS WITH BUGS ALL OVER
THEM.
YOU HAVE BETTER FOOD.
>> THAT’S WHY THEY ARE GOING TO
EUROPE.
THE RECENT IMMIGRANTS TO EUROPE
WOULD SAY THIS IS WHY I LEFT MY
HOME VILLAGE.
I WAS TIRED OF EATING BUGS.
>> THEY DON’T SAY, HOW ABOUT
SOME TYPHOID FEVER.
THAT WOULD REALLY MAKE ME HOME
SICK.
THEY ALWAYS TRY TO SAY, WELL,
THE NUTRITIONAL BENEFIT, THEY
SAY IT’S HIGH IN PROTEIN.
PEOPLE AREN’T GOING TO SWALLOW
SOMETHING JUST BECAUSE YOU SAY
IT’S HIGH IN PROTEIN.
TRUST ME, I’VE TRIED THAT LINE.
[LAUGHTER]
>> I THINK YOU’RE RIGHT.
THIS IS PART OF A PLAN TO SAY,
OH, WE’LL MAKE YOU EAT GROSS
STUFF BECAUSE WE’RE GOING TO
TELL YOU WHAT YOU CAN EAT, WHAT
YOU CAN DRIVE AND WHERE YOU CAN
GO.
IF THEY CAN TALK YOU INTO EATING
BUGS THEY CAN TALK YOU INTO A
LOT OF OTHER THINGS.
>> EMILY, WE’RE JOKING IN THE
SEGMENT BUT I DO BELIEVE THAT
THE GLOBALISTS, I’M NOT GOING TO
GET CONSPIRACY HERE, THEY HAVE
SAID THEY WANT TO MOVE THE WORLD
TO A NONMEAT DIET AND THEY ARE
WILLING TO PUSH, RIGHT?
>> AND AGAIN, IT’S IGNORING THE
BASIC ECONOMICS AND THE BASIC
LIVELIHOOD NEEDS OF AMERICANS.
SO, WE WERE TALKING ABOUT GLOBAL
ELITES BUT FOCUSING ON THIS
COUNTRY FOR A MOMENT THE FARM
INDUSTRY HAS BEEN ABSOLUTELY
GUTTED, ABSOLUTELY EAR REDD, IN
PARTICULAR, THIS ADMINISTRATION,
WITHOUT ACKNOWLEDGING
LIVELIHOODS AND DEPENDENCIES AND
THE INCREASED REGULATIONS THAT
HAVE HAD SUCH A HORRIBLE IMPACT
ON THE FARMING INDUSTRY.
AGAIN IT’S SORT OF LIKE IGNORING
A REALLY -- AGAIN, A
HEMORRHAGING PROBLEM IN SOCIETY
AND IN THIS COUNTRY AND
PROVIDING SOME SORT OF
ALTERNATIVE IGNORES FAMILIES ARE
SUFFERING.
FARMERS WORK THEIR TAILS OFF ALL
DAY LONG, AND ANOTHER EXAMPLE,
SORT OF TANGENTIALLY, BUT IN THE
AREA OF YUMA, ARIZONA THAT AREA
PROVIDES 90% OF THE LEAFY GREENS
THAT THIS COUNTRY CONSUMES IN
THE WINTERTIME AND THAT’S BEING
ABSOLUTELY DECIMATED BY THE
ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION COMING
THROUGH ON THE SOUTHERN BORDER
BECAUSE THEY HAVE TO ADHERE
RIGHTLY SO TO PATHOGENS RELATED
BY THE ADMINISTRATION.
SO ONE FARMER REPORTED TO FOX
NEWS HE LOST A HUNDRED THOUSAND
IN ONE WEEK BECAUSE EVERYONE WAS
TRAIPSING THROUGH THE FIELDS SO
AGAIN, THE ISSUES THAT ARE
IMPACTING THE FARM INDUSTRY
HERE, THAT ARE IMPACTING FARMERS
HERE, FOOD ON THE TABLE HERE,
NOW WE’RE GIVEN A SOLUTION THAT
WE’LL JUST PICK BUGS, NOTHING TO