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Here are the runes, masteries, skill distribution and items that you'll need to freeze your opponents to death.
In the laning phase, you need to stun your opponent with an Ice Ball and throw some snowflakes at her to win the harass game.
If you add an Ice Shard skill to that combo, you'll see her health drop to the ground even if you're not an AP bird.
If you also add an Ice Wall to the previous combo, that poor little baby will cry all day because she can't trade blowjobs with you.
When you unlock your Ice Field skill, you can farm minions while telling that money whore to get the fuck out of your lane.
If a woman jumps on you for the kill, stun her with an Ice Ball, place your Ice Field skill on the ground to slow her
and auto-attack her while trying to avoid her projectiles to win the fight, no problem!
If a man charges at you to capture this legendary Articuno, simply use all your skills in any order you want
to keep him away from your beautiful ass until he becomes like Walt Disney.
Thanks to all your Ice-type skills, you can easily use them to slow and stun your victims
while your snowflakes missiles do their job to bring down a little innocent girl.
When there's nothing more to do in your lane, you have to fly over here to gank a matrix boy that openly cheated on his wife without remorse.
After that, go back to your lane with the Robot Pikachu to steal the double buffs from the Chinese Spear.
Then, get even more fed by playing with Blitz's wife for an easy double kill.
Is a random guy from your team getting his ass kicked? Then use an Ice Ball to stun an enemy, block his escape path with an Ice Wall,
use a snowflakes barrage on this suicide bomber shinigami to get the first kill and KS the blind fuckabish because he won't even see you take the kill anyway.
Being almost dead with Sonicvia is nothing to worry about because you'll be able to revive like a phoenix if you get killed, so you don't need to go to the Pokémon Center to get treated.
And that's why you can troll a teammate by forcing him to tank the dragon until he dies and you, yes you little bird, will not succumb to your wound.
However, that is not a reason to go full retard by diving in a den filled with patients on their deathbed without a plan or else,
you'll just screw up your team and get hated by every single member of Team Sonicvia.
With your Ice Wall skill, you can prevent an enemy from touching your shiny wings or you can prevent his friends from joining the fight to buttfuck her all day lo...
With your Ice Field skill, you can pickpocket all the minions in the area instead of poking them one by one like a noob,
unless you get this beautiful Pikachu Sword that will transform you into a Ice-Lightning Pokémon.
Combine that skill with an Ice Ball and you can be sure that no one will ever win a race against you.
And if you fusion all your skills into a combo, not a single Pokémon trainer will be able to catch 'em all.
Thanks to your random item build, multi-tasking will be a piece of cake.
That's right, my little friend. With those boots and that Pikachu Sword from the dollar store, you can run away from a wolf that didn't get enough sexy time with Annie
and you can stick to someone like a crazy glue to fap your chicken wings to fap his croco tail.
With that Blade of the Ruined King, you can easily steal kills here and there to piss off your allies.
Combine that item with your Riot Shield and this girl will have to use everything she has to chase you without ever succeeding.
A thief's trying to (JB SUCKED MC)? Block his path with an Ice Wall and he'll give up.
In teamfights, no one will ever bother attacking you because you'll be so tanky thanks to your items, so use your Ice type skills to protect the squishy baby carries in your team.
If you want, you can even use your big body to cockblock the enemy so she can't bully Ezreal before Taric arrives to pick him up from the kindergarten.
Also, if you use your skills and your items efficiently, wiping every criminal from the surface of the Earth won't be a problem anymore.
Two big booby women are in danger.
A night stalker goes superman to drill a bigger hole in their tiny hole.
Super Mundo, with a super sense of justice, teleports super too late as he pleases.
And now, he gets buttfucked by two monsters in lust because of that stupid mistake.
He flashes to escape from them like a boss, but Sonicvia arrives at the scene at the right moment to block that bastard that let two pretty ladies get their virginity stolen.
Good job, Sonicvia. You just (ANOTHER CUNT-TYPE SKILL?) that little mad man.
That's it for today, people!
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