- Today I'm gonna put the crew to the test.
They have 60 seconds to find the animal
that I tell 'em to find.
If they don't find that animal,
there's gonna be a consequence.
Let's start with what's my favorite snake?
- Go. - Go!
- Crazy 'cause to be honest with you,
it's so easy to figure out who my favorite snake is.
It's not even really what the question is.
It was a trick question.
- Favorite snake?
- Don't have keys!
- Is this what we're supposed to be doing?
Why am I the only one with a snake?
- I don't know what to do.
- Wait, what are we guessing again?
- [Mike] Brian's favorite snakes.
- It's not plural.
- The favorite snake. - The favorite snake.
- Your absolute favorite snake, it's not freaking Oz.
That definitely is not it.
- I thought it was fifth favorite.
- First off, I can't believe
that only Noah got that Ivy was my favorite snake.
That was actually a trick question.
So you guys have 60 seconds to find the real question.
What is my second favorite snake?
60 seconds, go.
(dramatic music)
- I have to put her back and find another one.
- I don't bend well in this suit!
- Wait, is it a snake or a lizard?
- Yeah, snake! - Is it a snake?
I know who it is.
(dramatic music)
- I'm picking Lucy. - Sunrise.
- Come on, Perditi.
- Sweet baby girl, not food, not food.
Are you disactivated?
Okay, Sunfire.
Ah, okay, maybe not Sunfire.
- Connie's trying to get out Sunfire?
Look at her right now!
- Perdita!
Mike!
- Hi Noah!
- I think your dad took the keys.
- Noah, do you think Perdita's his second favorite snake?
- Yeah, I do, that's why I'm in here.
- I think that it's Lucy. - You can't switch.
- Mike, let's get her out.
- Where the heck is Noah?
What, you get locked in?
- Yeah, is Perdita your second favorite?
- You guys have 10 seconds left.
- Hurry up, we only have 10 seconds.
- Go, go, go, go, go!
- I got her, I got her, Mike!
Mike, get the front, we're out of time.
- Sorry guys, time's up, put her back.
- Where'd she go?
- Mike, she's pooping all over me!
- Oh, you're entirely soaking wet!
- It's just water, it's just water.
You wanted to get her out.
- You picked her.
- We didn't have to get her out!
- I need the keys!
- I don't have the keys!
- You got the keys!
Geez-O-Pete's.
- Okay guys, good job.
Unfortunately Mike and Jay, you lose.
Good try, but it's not the a hundred flower rat snake.
Noah, you win. - Did I get it?
- What?
- Perdita is my second favorite snake.
Noah won, so he's exempt, everyone else has a challenge.
Okay guys, hands in your pockets.
- What?
No, I can't do pockets.
- Hands in your pocket.
- What if we have to pee kinda, it's gonna press my bladder.
- Oh my god. (all laugh)
- You guys have to slither from here to the pond.
Whoever gets there last loses, you ready?
- Question for you. - Down.
- Can I use my hands to get down?
- Set, go!
(dramatic music)
- [Connie] You guys are good at this.
- One of the hardest things to do is to pick
like the top five most favorite animals.
I have so many amazing animals here.
Top five, it would definitely be
Night Fury my number five pick, what a beautiful animal.
And of course he's a motley golden child reticulated python.
(Connie laughs)
- Oh no!
- No!
- [Jay] He never said that we couldn't do that.
- Then of course, there's Bugatti, the Boelen's python.
This is a tough one.
And what you have to remember,
is any one of these animals could be
really anywhere in the top five.
For that matter, every animal
in this place could be in the top five.
But Bugatti, the Boelen's python
from Papa New Guinea is one ripping of an animal.
- I win!
Mike, come on, get on your back, what are you doing?
Connie lost 'cause she doesn't
even have her hands in her pockets.
- Coming in at number three.
And this is so hard to say,
because I love this snake so much.
And of course, that's Sunrise, my albino Burmese python.
You guys remember, I got her when she was just a tiny baby.
And now look at how big she's getting.
She's definitely getting big and heavy.
An absolutely beautiful snake.
Hard to put her at number three, but I had to do it.
All right, Connie loses.
- What do I get?
- And obviously, like I mentioned Ivy, my green anaconda,
to be honest with you,
my favorite snake I've ever owned in my entire life.
The relationship we have is absolutely incredible.
And I love the fact that people think
anacondas are such mean and aggressive animals,
and she is such the polar opposite
that it's changing people's opinion
about how amazing anacondas are.
Because Connie lost first challenge,
she's actually whoa penalized by 10 seconds.
Everyone else has 60 seconds to find this next one.
She only has 50 seconds.
What is my third favorite lizard at the Reptarium?
Go!
Not you, Connie.
Eight, seven, six, five, one, go Connie.
- Woo!
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- Come here, Beetle Juice.
Come, come, come, continue to come.
(dramatic music)
- [Jay] I am your friend.
- [Camera Person] Are you guys working together?
- Yeah, we're going for Toothless on this one.
We're not losing this.
- Does he bite?
- No, he doesn't bite, he's toothless.
He doesn't even have teeth.
- [Jay] Ow, ow, Mike!
- Wow, good boy, Beetle Juice.
(dramatic music)
- [Jay] Don't step in the pee.
- Is it Beetle Juice?
- Is it Toothless?
- Is it Diddy?
- Unfortunately, I love all of these,
and they are all in the top five,
but you didn't hit who my third favorite lizard is.
So you all lose.
My third favorite lizard is Waffles.
- Waffles?
What? - Liar!
- I like Waffles.
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Since you all lost,
there's no one exempt from this next challenge.
This challenge is called the lizard relay race.
- Huh?
- For the lizard race,
they're gonna have to run over to these plushies,
knock 'em off with their tail whip,
and run on all fours over to the muffins
and eat them without their hand.
- I have a question, on my toes are on my knees?
- All fours, whichever you want, knees or feet.
Are you guys done complaining?
No, wait. - Hey!
- I was winning, too.
- Go!
- [Connie] You know what, you're walking!
(dramatic music)
- [Jay] My knees hurt.
- That's right, Waffles.
Boy, you smell even extra mapley today, little buddy.
And again, it is so hard
'cause we have some amazing lizards here at the Reptarium.
But look at this dinosaur right here.
How could he not make the top three?
He is absolutely stunning.
- [Jay] My knees hurt.
(dramatic music)
- All fours, Jay.
- [Jay] Basilisk lizards walk like this.
- This one hurts, to now say that Elvis
isn't the number one favorite lizard.
But you know I love one lizard.
And I've loved her since the very beginning.
Elvis is definitely more like a 1A, 1B type of an animal.
This thing is ridiculous.
And I don't know how I could go
without an animal like Elvis.
He is just my baby, for sure.
- What kind of muffin is this?
Why is it green?
- [Connie] Mine is good.
- I think I'm just done.
- Connie, what kind do you have?
- Chocolate chip. - This is disgusting.
- It's hard. - It's not good.
(Connie laughs)
- Freaking worst muffin ever!
Why did Connie get the chocolate,
and we get the banana nasty?
- It's banana nasty, very nasty.
- My stomach hurts, I'm done.
- Okay, Mike loses, I'm done, guys.
- Don't (censored) my muffine.
- But you guys know that I've said
that the Reptarium probably would've never happened
if it wasn't for this one animal here.
Bella, my rhino iguana, she is definitely
the most special animal that I've ever owned
in my entire life, and she's amazing.
And there's no way
that she'll ever get dethrowned as number one.
'Cause I love her so much.
I don't know what they're talking about.
These are good.
Because Mike lost, he has a ten second penalty.
He only gets 50 seconds to find
my third favorite frog in the Reptarium.
(dramatic music)
- Two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight-
- Is a toad a frog? - Nine.
- Is a toad a frog?
- In this case, yes.
- Come here, Al.
- Mossy frog.
(dramatic music)
- White's tree frog!
Watch out for the pee.
Toad's not a frog, it's a toad.
Is this a frog, guys?
- That's a toad! - That's a toad.
Get outta here.
- That is amazing, you guys did a really good job.
But guess what?
Connie won, so she's exempt from this next contest,
and that contest is leaping frog contest.
- Oh boy. - Oh my.
- Connie won the contest.
- He squirted on me!
- For the frog competition,
they're gonna have to leap frog
all the way across the Reptarium.
Once they get here, they're gonna have to
catch M&Ms in their mouth like a frog.
The last one that catches three, loses.
You guys ready?
- Yeah! - Froggy go!
(dramatic music)
- [Mike] Oh, it went down my shirt!
- Top four frogs that we have here at the Reptarium.
Number four, we come into this little buddy here.
This is actually a poison dart frog.
What they would call a dendrobates tinctorius azures,
the blue, beautiful animals.
Now, you don't wanna pick these guys up.
Not because they're poisonous,
because the poison actually happens
from what they eat in the wild.
But if you touch 'em, you can actually hurt the animals.
So when you do pick 'em up,
you wanna always have a glove on,
so you don't have the oiliness of your hand
that could actually hurt the animal.
Absolutely wonderful,
and definitely comes in at number four.
- You throw 'em bad to everybody.
- Yeah!
- Underhand!
What are you doing?
(Mike yells)
- [Connie] Open wider.
- Whoa!
- He's so bad at this.
- Got it.
- The Amazonian milk frogs, absolutely wonderful animals.
I've loved them from the time that I first saw 'em.
And it's so cool.
We don't have nearly enough frogs at the Reptarium,
to be totally honest with you.
We definitely need some more.
And they are definitely jumpers, though.
Amazonian milk frogs, some of the coolest patterns.
And really can make really good pets.
And as you can see, very athletic.
- Got it!
- [Brian] Two for Mike!
- Why do I get all the crappy throws?
Give me the-
- Mike got it, Mike! - Ah!
- [Noah] What are these throws?
Oh!
- All right, Noah loses.
- That's so rigged.
- But theoretically, Al is actually a toad.
But really he's kind of a frog, if you know what I mean.
Semantics at that point.
He's definitely the coolest frog slash toad
that we have here at the Reptarium.
Just look at the size of him.
I mean, he is absolutely giant.
How could you not love a face like that?
Since Noah lost at leap frog,
he has a ten second runoff on this next challenge.
You just have to go to the enclosure and tell me it.
So you don't have to take it out.
What is my fourth favorite bug at the Reptarium?
Go.
(dramatic music)
- Taking a nap is nice.
10 seconds is all you need.
- I'm getting the millipede.
- What am I looking for, a bug of what favorite level?
- Four, oh, I lied, five.
- [Noah] Fifth favorite bug?
- The goliath bird eating tarantula is his fourth favorite.
Noah, what do you think his fourth favorite bug is?
- I think it's the goliath bird eater-
- I think, I don't want you to open that, bro.
- I think it's a scorpion.
- Super worms.
- Well, it happens that Jay won.
It was the bird eater.
- What?
- So he gets exempt from this contest here.
I have $200.
And because bugs typically find a lot of their food
with their either antenna or hairs that they feel around,
each of you get a blindfold.
- Why do I gotta be exempt?
I want the money.
- I'm gonna throw these on the floor.
Whoever finds the money wins,
and whoever doesn't is the loser.
Top four creepy crawlies here at the Reptarium.
Coming in at number four
is this cute little monkey right here,
which of course is an African giant millipede.
These things are so cool.
And I used to be so creeped out by 'em.
But now I think they're absolutely amazing.
- [Noah] What is this?
Who is this?
Who is that?
(Connie screams)
I'm scared to get my hand stepped on.
- This is another tough one,
when it comes to number one and number two,
because Zombie is such a good animal.
This is the animal we take out more than any other tarantula
'cause of how docile it is.
Of course, a Chilean rose haired tarantula,
but unfortunately, there has to be a winner.
So she's coming in at number two.
- [Mike] Who is that?
How did he do that?
- [Camera Person] Whoa, relax there, Mike!
- Woo!
- But for number one, because of how beautiful she is,
Beauty the black Brazilian tarantula.
Now interestingly enough, she used to be super docile.
I used to be able to take her out and hand her to anybody.
For any tarantula experts out there,
let me know in the comments what you think happened.
She molted about a month ago.
And she went from being the tamest tarantula I had,
like literally could take her out no problem,
but now if you take her out,
she tries to bite you every single time.
So let me know what the heck is going on.
But still, even though she's a little cantankerous.
she still is my favorite tarantula that I own.
Mike, you have lost two challenges now,
meaning that you're the extreme loser.
And you have the last consequence.
Go get the lizard costume.
- What do you mean, lizard costume?
So stupid.
- Mike, you looked absolutely amazing.
Go ahead and get out there.
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(truck horn honks)
(staff cheers)
- I'm done.