♪ Deck the halls with tons of stuff ♪
♪ Fa la la la la, it's not Christmas ♪
(upbeat instrumental music)
- [Harry Potter] I'm Harry, Harry Potter.
- Hey guys, Tessa here and I'm BACK
with another *emphasis on 'another'* Harry Potter haul.
But first, I wanna talk to you guys about Audible.
A big thanks to my friends at Audible
for sponsoring this video. *Get dat coin sis*
I. Love. Audio books.
At this point in my life I do not have the time
to sit down and read a book. *Sad Ravenclaw :(*
I just don't have the time.
And that breaks my Ravenclaw heart. </3
Who am I, Hedwig? *mood*
So Audible has helped me SO much.
Because there are so many audio books to choose from.
You can access it from any device,
and they have every single Harry Potter audio book
narrated by Jim Dale.
Every single one.
Not to mention Fantastic Beast content as well.
There is nothing better than going to the grocery store
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Also, if I'm in my car
*cough cough FORD ANGLIA cough cough*
and I've not finished a chapter yet,
I will literally sit in my car until it is done. *Ravenclaw problems*
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What are you waiting for?
Okay, back to the haul.
That's right you guys, I spent more of my money
on Harry Potter stuff. *honestly not shocked*
I can't be stopped.
I can't do it, I can't control myself.
I actually really need to work on this. *girl what's your bank account status omg*
It's like Harry Potter's vault in Gringott's
but instead of gold, it's just filled
with Potter merch, that's me.
That's the vault that I'm gonna leave my children. (laughs) *honestly your children will be lucky*
Okay, so I got this stuff from all over.
So I'm gonna put links in the description box
so make sure you check that out
if you wanna know where it's from.
The first thing is the most beautiful thing
and I bought it for myself on my birthday in London. *HAPPEE BIRTHDAE*
Look at this.
Sorry, ignore the cat hair. *AWW LUNA!*
It is the Ravenclaw diadem from Noble Collection. *Dang she's quality*
I always wanted this for so long.
I love the box that it comes in too.
It has Ravenclaw in the back here, it's so prETTY.
So stunning. *me but also not me*
Oh my gosh, it's so beautiful.
I'm drooling. *oh my gosh tessa stoppp*
How do you wear this properly?
I don't know how to wear a crown.
Is it bad that like, if I get married I wanna wear this? *do it*
(groans) I love it.
I feel like a Ravenclaw princess. *mOVE OVER HELENA*
I crown you Queen Ravenclaw. *tessa calm down*
It really is the best horcrux though 'cause Harry
is just running around the castle looking for a crown.
Are you saying hi? *LUNA YAYAYAY*
What do you want?
You're the best, you're the cutest little thing. *@white_luna_cat*
I love you.
Why are you meowing?
She just wants attention. *She's Charlie Puth*
Alright, the next thing I got was also from Noble Collection
and it is a little Niffler.
(laughs) Guys, I love Nifflers. *Don't we all?*
I freaking love Nifflers.
And now there's baby Nifflers? *well...*
Are you kidding me?
Give me all the Nifflers. *mood*
Here's the little Niffler.
He's really cute.
Look at his cute little face.
and he has this little coin. *he earned that coin*
I love him very much, yes you're a good boy.
What a good boy! *calm down tessa*
The best boy. *TESSA*
Oh my gosh, Niffler would love this crown. *MAKE HIM WEAR IT SKSKSK*
Niffler, are you gonna try to take this diadem?
(groans)
What should we name him? *Gilderoy*
Okay guys, name this Niffler in the comments.
♪ Little baby Niffler hopping through the forest ♪
♪ Stealing all the diadems right off of my head ♪
You want the D? *tessa there are children stoppp*
(laughs) Dem. *What?*
Speaking of Fantastic Beasts, Crimes of Grindelwald,
I got this.
I got this little Pop from Hot Topic.
And it's a young Dumbledore Pop, Dumble Damn,
Jude Law, a Dumble Daddy. *honestly thoo*
Look. At. Him.
He's got his little Dumbledore wand,
his little Dumbledore outfit.
Hey hey hey, Newts not a good follower of order, he he he.
That's such a good Jude Law impression. *Wait that WASN'T him?!?!*
Jude Law was one of my favorite
parts of Crimes of Grindelwald *Wasn't he everybody's*
so I knew that I had to get his Pop.
I feel like I need to get a Grindelwald Pop
just so that he can stare at him. *do ittt*
Would you like that? *#MirrorOfErised*
♪ You are so Dumbledore to me ♪
♪ Jude Law is Dumbledore to me ♪
Okay, the next thing is this necklace that I'm wearing.
This is from the Platform Nine and Three Quarters
shop in London.
Look at that.
Isn't it so pretty and nice?
It doesn't spin or turn, *lame*
but because it doesn't spin or turn,
it hangs really nicely on your neck
and it's not that heavy.
And it's super easy to wear.
It's really pretty and simple
and I loved it like the instant that I saw it. *me with Harry Potter*
If you ever find yourself in London or if you live in London
and you haven't gone here yet for some reason,
go to the Platform Nine and Three Quarters shop
at King's Cross Station. *NOW*
It's incredible. *The Incredibles Theme Song starts playing*
It made my heart so happy.
And also, I was wearing this specific time turner,
this specific necklace when I met J.K. Rowling. *luCKY*
But that story is for another video.
Okay, the next thing that I got is this Ravenclaw blanket
that I use as a scarf.
I got this also in London 'cause I was freezing. (laughs) *honestly me too*
I got it at Primark.
The best store ever. *trUUU*
It's a really nice blanket.
It's supposed to be like a little throw.
Very very nice.
So I was kinda just like wearing it like this, *you look ridiculous*
which looks kind of ridiculous *yep* but it was really warm.
Oh look, I can have the Ravenclaw part out
and then you can be like look at this nice, comfy Ravenclaw.
I'm so comfy right now. *oh lord*
I'm gonna like fall asleep right here.
I think you can wear this as a scarf,
even if it's supposed to be a blanket.
One person's blanket is another person's scarf. *so wise*
Ravenclaw poncho. *Marc Jacobs is SHOOK*
I am the Lorax, buy my sneed. *TESSA CALM DOWN*
So many options.
You have a scarf, you have a shawl poncho,
you have a blanket, all of that in this one item.
I kinda wanna keep this on,
even though I just look like a blanket with a head. *#Snuggie*
I'm like Jenna Marbles.
I'm a Ravenclaw blanket.
And if I close my eyes you can't see me.
The next thing I got at Primark, is these Honeydukes shoes.
Aren't they the most adorable
freaking shoes you've ever seen?
Look at those beans on these shoes. *Look at dem beans*
Shoe beans.
Look at those shoe beans.
Sounds like I'm saying Shoobey, rocket power!
So Brizzy actually gave me these shoes for my birthday.
And she surprised me and it was so nice.
And I love them.
They're like a perfect little Harry Potter accessory.
I wonder what flavor beans these are. *omg tessa*
There's vomit, there's booger. (laughs)
There's a bean for everyone. *STOP*
One more thing I got at Primark,
following on this bean train, I got bean socks. (laughs) *oh my lord*
Step right up.
Get your bean socks.
It's all looking like a bean
and then it says Honeydukes on the side.
How cute, how comfy, how bean-like. *what?*
These are honestly though, the comfiest socks.
I bring these whenever I'm flying
so whenever I'm on a plane, I am wearing these.
I get on the plane, I sit in my seat, I take off my shoes,
and I put on my bean socks. *oh my gosh tessa*
Okay the next thing is this amazing thing *you've said that for everything*
that I was gifted.
It looks amazing and I haven't opened it yet.
I've been waiting.
I got it from Insight Editions
from the films of Harry Potter,
The Wand Collection Collector's Edition. *oOoOoOo fancyy*
(gasps)
Whoa.
Okay, look at this on the front.
♪ Da da da da da da! ♪
This looks so gorgeous too.
Such Ravenclaw aesthetic.
First here is a model of the Elder Wand.
So this is my Noble Collection Elder Wand,
and this is the Elder Wand that was in this box.
And you can already see like the differences here.
How this one is like definitely more detailed. *drag 'em*
Oh how cool is this?
Says from the films of Harry Potter.
So there are five wand positions here.
First wand position, stand in ballet second position.
Oh my gosh, this is choreography. *wand choreography ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*
I should just bring my wand to ballet class. *tessa...*
Stand in ballet second position, feet apart, back straight
with your knees bent like a plie. (laughs)
Then we have these two books that were in here.
The Art of Wand Work and we have The Wand Collection.
This is The Wand Collection book.
Oh, it talks about Olivander and the wand selection,
look at little Harry.
Oh my gosh, fetus Harry getting his wand.
Rocking that flannel. *Werk Daniel*
It has the wand and then it has the character.
And then this second book is The Art of Wand Work.
And it has of these cool wands on the back.
Here are like some blueprints of wands.
So this is when they were trying to like,
figure out which wands were gonna go to which characters
and they were like blueprinting them out.
That's awesome.
Oh here it is again, the five wand positions.
So if you're really into wands, check out Harry Potter
The Wand Collection Collector's Edition.
Okay so the last couple of things that I want to show you
are all from Black Milk Clothing.
Black Milk is honestly my favorite place right now
to get clothes.
I spend way too much money there, *what's new?* but it's always worth it
and I get so many compliments
whenever I wear any of their clothing
because it's so unique.
It's like high quality fandom clothes.
They feel like so comfortable when you're wearing them
and they're just very flattering.
So they have a new Harry Potter collection
that they just launched.
And I got a couple of pieces from their collection
so I wanted to show you those pieces
'cause I love them.
Look at this shirt!
The flying Ford Anglia.
There's Harry and Ron.
It's long and comfortable.
It's perfect to wear with leggings.
I just love Chamber of Secrets so I had to get it.
Anyone who hates Chamber of Secrets, you know what?
I love it! *CALM DOWN*
Enemies of the heir, BEWARE!
The next thing that I got is this top.
It's like a Great Hall wifey top.
And I really love this 'cause it looks like Ravenclaw-esque.
But it's also the Great Hall and I just love the Great Hall. *Don't we all?*
It's so iconic.
When you see the Great Hall, like that's Harry Potter. *?*
Another thing I got from Black Milk is this
team Ravenclaw bomber jacket.
It's perfect if you are working out
and you need just something light
to cover up your workout clothes
when you're going from place to place. *I don't work out OR leave my house soo...*
And it has a little Hogwarts crest on it,
I love the inside too.
Look at the snitch, has huge pockets if you need to put
like your keys or your iPhone. *Not your Android henny*
Look, it's a little snitch pocket.
So if you catch the snitch, just put him in that pocket. *but your MOUTH thooooo*
And then it has an R down here for Ravenclaw.
Here's the back of the jacket.
I love it.
They have it in all houses, of course.
All houses are represented. *Goodddd....*
Rah rah, Ravenclaw. (growls)
Another thing I got are these owl post black short overalls.
There's little owls on them.
I either wear them just as is,
or sometimes I'll wear leggings underneath.
This is a great Harry Potter piece.
Like I am going to wear this a lot.
Who doesn't love Hedwig? *Voldemort*
And when I say Hedwig, I mean Hedwig,
but also Ezra Miller dressed as Hedwig. *YESSSSS*
And finally, the last thing that I got
which is insanely amazing, is this kimono.
This gorgeous kimono. *KIMO-NO SHE DIDN'T* *sorry...*
Look at how beautiful and long and stunning it is.
You can see there are like spells here,
and different animals, so there's like Hufflepuff badger,
Ravenclaw, Gryffindor, Slytherin.
But it's just like a really cool piece.
Whenever I wear like these types of kimonos that they have
at Black Milk, I always get compliments.
Always like, where did you get that?
That looks amazing.
Holy crap, what?
So it's a really cool statement piece, it's really magical.
Usually their kimono pieces sell out really fast.
So I would follow them on Instagram.
They announce usually when their stuff is going live
so you can see it.
And if you really want a certain collection,
then you're like, you're on it.
That's usually what I do.
They have a ton of different fandoms.
Obviously Harry Potter's my favorite, *rEALLY?!*
but they also have some amazing Star Wars pieces,
they just launched a new Disney collection,
so if you love Disney.
I can't say enough like good things about them.
I am totally in love with all of their clothing and pieces.
Ultimate Ravenclaw, here we are.
Ravenclaw, Ravenclaw.
This is me. *omg*
We are so lucky because there's so much
Harry Potter merchandise, like in the world
right now and just more is coming. *YASS*
I am living.
I love all my Harry Potter stuff.
It gives me so much joy.
So whenever I'm wearing something Harry Potter,
just makes me so happy.
I'm like this is me. *yayyyy*
I'm just like expressing my inner love on the outside.
I feel like magic.
Thank you guys so much for watching this video.
And again, a big thank you to Audible
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And don't let the muggles get you down.
Stay cool, starfish, bye!
- [DUMBLES] But you know, happiness can be found
even in the darkest of times,
if one only remembers to turn on the light.
- [Harry Potter] Expecto Patronum!