We turn now to America's capital Moscow
as you know by now the trump campaign is possible ties to russia are currently under investigation both by Congress and
Separately by Robert Muller the special counsel and handsome bird impersonator now
Just to refresh everyone the big question in all of this is
What was the connection between Donald trump and the Russian government and all along the Donald has always answered that question
Like this I know nothing about Russia. I know I know about Russia, but I know nothing about the inner workings of Russia
I don't deal there. I have no businesses that have no loans from Russia. I don't know money. I don't have deals in Russia
I don't know putin. I have nothing to do with Russia
Haven't made a phone call to Russia in years don't speak to people from Russia
Not that I wouldn't I just have nobody to speak to yeah, yeah
I don't even know what a russia is I don't even know on my map. There's China, then there's white China. I don't even know
about Russia
So from the beginning trump insisted he had absolutely no connections with Russia whatsoever and then this morning
This came out some four months after he began to run for President Deny he had any ties to Russia
Donald trump secretly signed a letter of intent to build a trump tower
skyscraper in Moscow the revelations come from emails turned over to congress Monday by download from Floor Michael kohn
Spelling out Trump's involvement in trying to get a major real estate deal in Russia
What was going to be the tallest building in the world at the same time? He was running for president?
How can one person lie so big?
how
You have no connections with Russia
But you signed a deal to build the world's tallest building there like the Gap between the lie and the truth could not be wider
It could not be wider
It's like if your friend
So that they had never heard of mumford and sons and then one day you see the album cover
And you're like wait a minute. You're mumford
You're Mumford's
Because once again. We suspected this right we suspected this before and now it's confirmed
Yes, during the campaign Donald trump totally had connections to Russia now the remaining question is were those connections strictly business
Or were they getting out on the vote Evo D action you know that's not clear yet? What is clear?
Is that the people who trump signed this russia deal with aren't exactly helping his case?
The Middleman for the Bosco trumped our deal was a convicted felon and one-time FBI informant
Felix Aider who was also involved in other trump deals surprise surprise
trump dealing with yet another Shady character
Trump tower is the only place where ticking yes on criminal conviction is what gets you the job?
That's that's what that feels like oh, and in case you were wondering in case you're wondering. Yes
the Sata guy is also Russian Russian born Brooklyn raised
he got into trouble back in the nineties got in a bar fight and
Served jail time say to snap the stem of a margarita glass and stabbed the man in the neck and face
the man had a hundred and ten stitches
sweet Jesus
He needed 110 stitches
Not even Mr.. Met has 110 stitches on his head and their marks a baseball
oh
And by the way, just a quick etiquette note of all the glasses to stab someone with I
Would say a Margarita glass is the worst
You're literally putting salt in the wounds why would you do that?
This is unnecessary
This is like this guys say to everything about him is like. He's crazy. He didn't just assault people
Apparently Felix theta also committed non stabbing crimes including forty million dollars of stock fraud yeah
Which none of this should be a surprise right because I have a simple rule in life you never trust someone with a cat named
Right if a human goes by Felix, or whiskers or mittens you should probably just stay awake
Yeah, which which is what trump said he did in fact like Russia?
He apparently doesn't even know the states that it exists at the time of the Moscow deal trump executives denied to ABC news
That sailor had any current role with trump to say he's a senior adviser to Mr.
Trump at any point in time would not have been accurate in my mind's arrow or Mr.
Trump might yet say there was given cards by the trump organization
Calling him a senior advisor to Donald trump
Noma come on guys come on like this is the same lie as the russia one
I have nothing to do with this guy. Oh, actually he's my senior advisor, and I printed it in gold
That's how I did it. I printed in gold
like you know like the big story here isn't just that this shady russian born criminal was acting as the Middleman between
Trump and the Kremlin when trump insisted he had no such connections the real story here is what the shady guy was saying
In emails turned over to congress between Seder and Trump's lawyer Cohen first reported by the Washington post
Saylor wrote buddy our boy can become president of the USA and we can engineer it
I will get all of Putin's team to buy in on this I
Love how obvious all the trump people were in their collusion emails like first don Juniors emails were like Clinton Russia
I love it, and now you've got felix sailor saying to trump's personal lawyer Michael, Cohen, let's engineer the election with putin
Like these people are so heavy-handed. It's almost like the emails were composed by a porn writer. That's how blatant it is hello
I just moved in next door and I'm so horny for collusion. Yeah
Yeah
Now look we we don't know how bad this is
We don't know how it's gonna. End what we do know is that now handsome bird has all the reason he needs
To add Trump's personal lawyer to this investigation, and I don't know about you, but my lawyer knows him than me now
I'm just joking I don't have a lawyer. I don't even know what lawyers are so
So this buddy boy email may not be the smoking gun for trump, but what it could end up being is the broken taillights?
Yeah, the thing that gives law enforcement the excuse they need to look into trump's trunk
And we all know he's got a lot of junk in that time