As you all know, the Opposition Media Network
is the leader in exposing the lies that exist all around us.
But I can't do all the exposing by myself here at this desk.
That's why I have citizen-journalists
who go out into the world and expose themselves.
(audience whooping)
They also cover stories.
Two of them recently did just that--
Josh Sharp and Aaron Jackson.
-Guys. -(cheering, applause)
You went out into the field into some pretty dicey territory.
Yeah, the diciest, Jordan.
This past weekend, there was a big lefty march in DC
called the March for Racial Justice.
Now, as we all know, liberals don't believe in anything,
which is why they have to be paid to show up.
So we decided to go and blow the lid
off these walking jars of hypocrisy.
-Ooh, nice metaphor. -I've been practicing metaphor.
Yeah, it shows. It really shows.
We were ready, Jordan, and a little scared,
but we had to see this nefarious left-wing operation up close.
Roll it!
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SHARP:
Trump has been plowing our country into greatness,
yet we're seeing heated protests
from the violent left.
So what's behind it?
A lot of these, uh, people that protest
are professional agitators.
We know for a fact that they were paid.
I'd like to see George Soros stop funding the organizations.
Anytime there is violent protests...
...bought and paid for by the Hillary campaign,
the Democrat Party or George Soros...
JACKSON:
Even our president knows the truth.
That's why we were disgusted
when we saw Amazon's
promote the DC Local Ambassadors,
a group that actually
The whole thing stank of Soros.
Could they be his pawns?
We went to find out.
Sure, we'd love to hang out in front of Trump Tower all day,
but we have a job to do:
infiltrating the violent left.
Now, we figured out that their headquarters
are located in an art gallery, so we're gonna go there...
-(gags) -You okay?
-No, I'm fine. It's just art. -Right.
-I'm fine. -Come on.
So to make sure that we can go there undetected,
we will be deep undercover as liberals.
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(cheering and applause)
-I think this is it. -Here we are.
Let's just give a little, um...
(clears throat)
Hello.
SHARP:
behind this terrifying training ground.
-We came with... -We came with gifts.
-Oh, lovely. -So these cookies are vegan.
-Cookies. -This a tote bag full of tote bags.
-Just full of other totes. -Come on in.
SHARP:
Now time to interrogate this queenpin of chaos
in the adorable beer garden next door.
We are a group of volunteers that help support marches
and other events in Washington.
We help march organizers with logistics, permitting,
um, basically all of the different ingredients
to make sure that marches go smoothly and are fun.
Like, we wanted to do a march for, uh,
gender identity and climate change,
'cause a lot of hurricanes are boy names or girl names,
-and we want to give them more gender fluid names. -Oh.
-Okay. -That's, you know, hitting a lot of buttons.
-Mm-hmm. -Could there be a lot of money for protestors
who wanted to come out for that one?
-We don't pay protestors. -SHARP: Mmm.
George Soros pays the protestors.
I don't think anyone pays protestors.
SHARP:
She said she thinks they don't get paid.
And so we thinked we had a lead.
-Come on, have a seat, guys. -Oh. It's a real bummer.
-Welcome. -So nice seeing you.
-Thank you. -So good to see you.
SANDERS: I'm really glad to see so many new faces.
We're always looking for new volunteers.
Tonight we're working particularly
on the March for Racial Justice.
Your team leader will give you a call
a couple of days before the march,
and make sure you know where to show up, what to wear,
-basic things like that. -SHARP: I'm sorry.
Uh, baseball bats, are they provided?
Or is it BYOBB?
Baseball bats?
-Just for... when things... -You know, for a protest.
Right.
Yeah, we say that, but what happens happens.
And that's what happens because we say it.
-Okay. -Until we do.
-No. -No, we don't. -Gotcha. Gotcha.
SHARP:
but we pressed on.
The next step in their indoctrination
was something called de-escalation training.
JACKSON:
we pretended to be march organizers
standing their ground against angry counter protestors.
You sound like a busy person,
you go ahead and do whatever you want.
SHARP:
Our subtle and nuanced portrayal had fooled them all.
What went well in that scenario?
Um, I liked using that tactic that we learned, um,
-to gang-up on somebody and, um, -MAN: That wasn't one of them.
and oppress them.
SHARP:
Now it was time for the most dangerous part of our mission:
Going to one of their organized marches,
and exposing Soros' shady plot.
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I've got a few volunteers for you to check-in.
-Hello. Thank you. -Hi. Salutation. -Welcome.
-This-this piece of paper you keep with you. -Okay.
It's if you should trip and fall or faint or something.
-Worker's comp. -And we need-- No. Not workmen's comp.
SHARP:
they would have to tell us who was paying them.
I don't need to be paid to stand up for the obvious,
what's obviously right, what is inherently right.
That's ridiculous.
People get to come and see others, like-minded people,
who-who have nothing but love in their heart
for people, um, who may look different from them.
SHARP:
claiming they cared about the issues,
when we knew they must be there for the cash.
Why wouldn't they tell us the truth we already believed?
And that's when it hit us.
JACKSON:
the damn improv games?
These people weren't just nobodies off the street
paid to hold signs, they were actors.
Deep in character, and masters of their craft.
SHARP:
There was only thing left to do.
-Excuse me, sir. Sir. -(indistinct chanting)
-Are you an actor? -No.
SHARP:
Actor, actor, method, method.
-That's a scene right there. -That's a scene.
-Actor. -All of them off book.
I don't see a single script, no sides.
Child actor.
You're a child actor.
SHARP:
Clearly, they lived every day as passionate citizens
who wanted to strengthen our democracy through civic action.
JACKSON:
And that's coming from two of the best actors around.
Wow.
Impressive undercover stuff, guys.
Josh and Aaron, everyone.