- Yo Nick, yo Nick!
(audience laughing).
♪ My name Nick, and I run the board, you just mad ♪
♪ cause Iggy sell more albums than yours ♪
(audience screaming)
(bell rings)
(audience screaming)
- Cut the music, cut the music I want you to hear this.
I want you to hear this. (audience cheering)
- I got you, I got you.
- Now everybody knows, I go strong to the hole.
And I got good 'D'.
(audience shouts)
My penetration game is crazy girl.
And I stroke it from deep.
(audience cheering)
- Excuse!
- And what do I do?
You play basketball.
Yeah, yeah.
(bell rings)
(audience cheering)
(upbeat music)
♪ Vic mixing, sky diggins, it's team caramel ♪
♪ Y'all light skinned ♪
♪ When I was single, you might get it ♪
♪ But I'ma let you know, I'm not hitting it ♪
♪ Tonight because I'm go wild out for sure ♪
♪ Why he look like a elder boys decor ♪
(audience cheers)
♪ And I'ma keep on running its free style Nick Canon ♪
♪ Y'all can say what you want yeah ♪
(audience cheers)
- Okay okay okay.
Okay.
I wasn't gonna step on Nick but now I'ma do it okay.
Got the football jersey on.
♪ A football jersey, you aint trying to rumble ♪
♪ When you drop an album it's more like a fumble ♪
(audience shouts)
(bell rings)
(audience cheers)
- What's up baby?
- What's up.
- Six ten, 100 million, Maybach out front, say no more.
(audience cheers)
- [audience member] That's a real line.
- That ain't true.
- Well Dwight, this is really a treat,
we've got a power NBA couple in the building.
Y'all give it up for Thotty Pippins.
(audience cheers)
- Oh my God, (bell rings)
we also have the guy straight from the
Kardashian get out club.
Straight out of (beep).
(audience gasps)
Lamar Scrotum.
(audience cheers)
- Look over there, wow!
(bell rings)
(hip-hop music)
♪ Alright listen, cause you got fired from NBC ♪
♪ And Mariah she left you for a better ring ♪
♪ We should call you Drake Mongreen cause ♪
♪ You somethin' like a rebound king ♪
(audience cheers)
- Hold up.
- Yo yo hold on, hold on.
- Hold up.
- Oh, damn.
- Stay right here.
- The hell is this?
♪ Basketball is my game and yeah that's what I play ♪
♪ You career is like my step back, it's fading away ♪
(audience cheers)
- DJ D-Wreck drop the beat.
(hip-hop music)
♪ Clap your hands y'all ♪
♪ Here I go uh, uh ♪
♪ Yachty, Azealia, I would like to say thanks ♪
♪ About to take this rhyme all the way to the bank ♪
♪ Matter of fact Con, you don't want nada ♪
♪ Coming up in here ♪
♪ Looking like a fake Wakanda ♪
(bell rings)
♪ Hey Jayale Mcgee you tall but you aint cool though ♪
♪ Only thing that you good at is shacking the fool ♪
♪ Yeah I'm Chico Bean and my rhymes is lit ♪
♪ You turn around and look like your neck ♪
♪ Is taking a (beep) ♪
(audience cheers)
(bell rings)
♪ My question is how long it take for you to get bald ♪
♪ You gotta hesitate, real short, I'm tall ♪
♪ Matter of fact let me wait for a second ♪
♪ Stand right there, measure tape on yo seven ♪
(bell rings)
(audience cheers)
- Get him. - I got this one,
I got this one.
You my man Shaq, but I got a question that I know
everybody in here wonder.
What do you do, when you have to take a number two
on an airplane.
(audience laughing)
- I'll show you.
The doors be real small right,
so I gotta come in head first.
Then I gotta turn around to make sure the toilet clean.
Wipe it off, then I gotta put
my whole body against the door, pull 'em down.
And then I gotta squeeze like this and my knee
giving it to the door and I be like.
(audience laughing)
- You never know unless you ask.
(audience clapping)
- Twain I know you aint got no championship
so this one might be your first one.
- Hell yeah, hell yeah,
- You ready for this?
- Hell yeah.
- And get real serious, platinum squad step up
black squad step up let's go ahead
and get this thing rocking.
- Yeah!
- DJ D-Wreck drop the beat.
(hip-hop music)
- Aight.
♪ How you gonna come on this show with them ugly ass pants ♪
♪ You be at home like, Iggy give me one more chance ♪
♪ Iggy Iggy give me one more chance ♪
(audience cheers)
(bell rings)
- Yo Nick, yo Nick.
♪ My name Nick, and I run the board you just mad ♪
♪ cause Iggy sell more albums than yours ♪
(audience cheers)
(bell rings)
- Aight, aight.
♪ I'll introduce you to a barber happily ♪
♪ They need to change your name to Nappy Pee. ♪
- Hell no, you better not, aw man, hell no.
- Okay aye no, I got you bruh.
I got you I got you bro.
♪ You try to get him I'ma get you right after ♪
♪ Why you talking about his chick ♪
♪ Cause you can't deal with white rappers ♪
(audience cheers)
- [Nick] Eminem
- [Asian Man] Eminem
- Eminem
- Eminem, that's who I was talking about.
- That went over my head.
- DJ D-Wreck whose up first?
- Red squad, BowWow.
(audience cheering)
- Nick, Nick, Nick, what's up man?
- Appreciate you.
- I don't like that you sucking on stuff but anyway.
Matt Barnes what's up man?
- What's up baby. - Ah,
remember you did that to Kobe.
Ah, you remember that.
Look I aint gonna keep you up here long,
I know you got hair curl box to pose for something.
So uh,
my question to you is really really simple man.
I wanna know exactly what made you whoop Derek Fisher's ass?
- It's just rules to the game that's it.
- So you are confirming that you whooped his ass?
- Absolutely.
(audience laughing)
- Here we go.
- Get him DC.
- Matt what's up?
Matt, I am just reaching for a five.
Since you already confirmed
that you whooped Derek Fishers ass you know.
Am goofy, but (beep) like, ah, (beep) damn.
You fight better when you play basketball damn.
How was it?
- He ran all through the house I had to catch him.
- He ran all through the house?
- Like a mouse.
- The house you play for?
- The house I play for.
- The house you play for?
- All through the house.
- You a real (beep) bro.
- All right Matt, look I know my team has been making
fun of you a lot, but,
I just wanted to say I'ma really big fan.
Like when you played for the Orlando Magic.
You were so good, its almost like you were a real magician.
And I just wanna know,
how did you do that one trick,
where you made all their
playoff chances disappear?
(audience clapping)
- I plead the fifth.
(laughing)
(bell rings)