Maybe a story will cheer you up!
It's called The Ugly Barnacle.
Once there was an ugly barnacle.
He was so ugly that everyone died!
The end.
That didn't help at all!
[crying]
Presenting Nick Nursery Rhymes "SpongeBob Edition"
"The Fry Cook And The Pizza"
SpongeBob and Squidward went out on a mission.
Give me the wheel!
To deliver a hot pizza straight from the kitchen.
Dedicated to deliver at any cost.
They were doing so well until they got lost.
Where's the road? Where's the road?
Soon they would have to swallow their pride.
- Until a... - Stupid boulder!
Gave them a ride.
- But the customer, they could not help. - Yeah?
- Because they didn't bring... - My Diet Dr. Kelp!
SpongeBob cried, Squidward sighed and gave the customer a face full of...
[screaming]
Pie.
- Did he change his mind? - He sure did!
Ate the whole thing in one bite.
- No drink? - No.
- Now, take me home. - Are you kidding?
We have just enough time to make it back to work!
[engine revving]
Work.
"SpongeBob Drew A Little Doodle"
♪ SpongeBob drew a little doodle Little doodle, little doodle ♪
♪ SpongeBob drew a little doodle ♪
Whose heart was filled with rage.
[screaming]
♪ And everywhere the doodle went Doodle went, doodle went ♪
He went on a rampage.
You doodle, me SpongeBob!
[screaming]
"Ring Around The Campfire"
SpongeBob and Patrick enjoyed a campfire
while Squidward's situation grew ever more dire.
They warned him of cheese cubes, hoop skirts, clown shoes
but to the squid it seemed like a cheap ruse.
There's no such thing, they're just a myth!
He laughed and he hollered, he made a big deal,
he couldn't believe they though sea-bears were real!
You guys are so gullible!
Squidward's face was about to turn purple
because he wasn't in their anti-sea bear circle.
The beating was brutal, resistance was futile
but soon he'd be in for another scare.
I'm running for my life!
When he was without anti-sea rhinoceros underwear.
Good thing we're all wearing our anti-sea rhinoceros undergarments!
- Right, Squidward? - Huh.
"We're Selling Chocolate"
♪ We're selling chocolate, chocolate ♪
Chocolate?
♪ We're selling chocolate That helps you live forever ♪
Live forever, you say?
I'll take one!
I hate you!
♪ It grows out your beard It makes you more weird ♪
♪ We're selling chocolate, chocolate ♪
Chocolate?
♪ We're selling chocolate So please buy it all ♪
Chocolate!
- No, no, don't hurt us, please! - No, please, spare me!
[laughing manically]
Finally, I've been trying to catch you boys all day!
Now that I've got you right where I want you...
I'd like to buy all your chocolate.
[deflating]
Thank you for your patronage.
"Old Man Krabs"
There once was an old man named Krabs who pinched every penny he could grab.
So he hired a sponge...
I've been training my whole life for the day I could join The Krusty Krew!
Who'd work just for fun and left Krabs feeling absolutely fab!
[laughing]
"The Band Comes Marching Home"
♪ Long, long ago on Bikini Bottom sand Over the hills and cross the land ♪
♪ Maestro Squidward Tried to lead a band ♪
Two, three, four!
♪ Nary a soul could meet His outrageous demands ♪
Flag twirlers, let's move, come on, move!
♪ Their dreadful sounds No longer could he stand ♪
[crashing]
♪ If Squilliam found out He'd be the fool of the land ♪
Squilliam, ah!
♪ So the disgraced musicians Sought to lend Squiddy a hand ♪
Now, let's make Squidward proud!
♪ All night long did they practice Toot and tweet ♪
♪ To make sure the concert Would be totally sweet ♪
♪ Sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah ♪
And that was Nick Nursery Rhymes "SpongeBob Edition"