Cry: Hello and welcome to: I am an art
featuring...
at... okay, I needed to stream a video and...
this spur of the moment
thought...
needed a someone in this "hello introduce"
[laughter]
Angel: What?
Cry: Yep... sounds good
Angel: Hi, I'm Angel. Cry: Hello.
Uhh...
Angel: I think that's what you were saying. Cry: Yes
today... uhh...
Let me tell you what's going down is, uhh,
She is going to describe something
for me
and I will draw it in the, uhh,
highly acclaimed...
paint program on the Windows Entertainment System
And, uhh, we're gonna see how close I get to what was being described.
Angel: And you have no idea what it is, right? Cry: Correct.
Angel: Right. Cry: Don't know what it is... Can you?
Please start us off
Angel: Okay, first, draw an egg
Okay...
Cry: Done. Angel: Then draw...
pained squinty eyes.
Cry: Oh, Okay. Angel: At the top of the egg.
Cry: Oh, Okay
Angel: Umm, (laughs)
Angel: Okay, then draw some short little fat baby arms on it, and it's like it's running, like it's pumping its arms
Cry: Okay
Angel: Okay, now draw little devil horns on it
Cry: Okay
Angel: Draw... give it wings, give it like bat wings
Cry: Bat wings. Okay.
Angel: Okay. Now give it a nose with a septum piercing.
Cry: Okay, uh...
Cry: 'Kay. Angel: Okay. Now, big open mouth with a gross... tongue... that's all gloopy.
Cry: Oh god, a gloopy tongue. All right. This is getting intense now. Fricken' gloopy...
Angel: And sharp, pointy teeth. Cry: Okay, I might need a moment for this gloop here.
Be just a moment, art is not instantaneous process.
So, don't mind me while I.. eh... get all glooped up
Cry: There. And then some sh... pookey. Angel: Nice, pointy teeth.
Cry: Okay. Angel: Okay, give it some kissable lips.
Cry: Oh god, how. Oh man, umm....
Okay, uh...
Cry: (whispering) Oh, wait, I know what I should do... okay...
uh huh...
and this...
Angel: Okay Cry: Okay, it's looking...
Angel: Looking good? Cry: Okay..
Angel: Kissable? Cry: Uh.. Almost. I mean actually...
one thing, okay now. It's, now it's kissable. Yes.
Angel: Okay, then some short little fat, baby legs that are running
Cry: Okay
can do
Angel: And then finish it off...
with a devil tail
Cry: You...
got it...
Done!
Angel: All right, that's it! Cry: All right, cool! Um.. give me... what it was supposed to be
Angel: No, show me what it is first
Cry: Oh
okay, that's the order.. right.
Angel: Yes. Cry: Can do. I'm using the Share X Program
to... to share things quickly and easily
am I close?
Angel: (laughing) Okay, here we go. Here's what it actually is.
(Angel laughing)
Cry: Well...
(Angel laughing some more)
Cry: Well, that's not what I... was... okay... pretty good!
(Angel laughing harder)
Cry: Why is it a Yu-Gi-Oh! card?? You don't even play Yu-Gi-Oh! !! Angel: (dying of laughter)
Angel: Because I know you're obsessed
Cry: What did you look? What did you...? Angel: That's all you do! ...is watch Yu-Gi-Oh! and play Yu-Gi-Oh!
Angel: What? Cry: What did you look up? What?
Angel: Funniest Yu-Gi-Oh! cards
Cry: Oh... my God
Angel: (laughs) Cry: That's actually kinda brilliant, well done.
Angel: Thank you!
[laughter]
Cry: All right, well, uh... Angel: Stream tonight! Cry: Stream tonight
Cry: fuck I'm... gonna go play Yu-Gi-Oh! Bye
Angel: Okay! Bye