- [Producer] Caffeinated Candy.
- Wow, just what I need, caffeine.
(mimics melody)
(upbeat music)
- Yeah, I'm like addicted to caffeine.
So actually you're feeding my addiction.
I want you to pay for my rehab. - If these are from America,
Americans have a way higher tolerance of caffeine.
- Yeah. - And that's not just like
a generalization 'cause you drink caffeine all the time,
it's because it's in everything.
- And when we did the MiO Energy shots,
I was quivering, like I,
- I had to go home to take a nap,
and that shit's meant to wake you up.
- Oh yeah. - I was like (inhales)
- I'd love a coffee flavour
rather than a caffeine ingredient.
If that makes sense. - Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Green tea?
Green tea has actually got quite a high caffeine content,
as far as I know.
- Oh, Joe somebody sent these in.
- Thanks Joseph,
- Thanks Joseph. - from Patreon.
- Joseph, you big legend.
Thanks so much for sending us caffeinated candy.
(upbeat music)
- Interesting.
Oh shit, you don't like chocolate, don't you not?
So there's half a cup of coffee
in one of these bars.
- 30 individually wrapped bites.
Actual size, so like, they are quite small.
- Here's the deal, each delicious bite is packed
with as much caffeine as half a cup of coffee.
Have a bite, be awake.
- The owl, he stays up all night.
He's not necessarily full of energy,
he's just like,
I can't fucking sleep.
- If one of these is half a cup.
- Wow.
- Then maybe I'll stick to having just one.
- Like, I'm happy enough with this.
This is a nice little, it looks like a nice little snack.
- This is something you'd kind of only have
every now and then, just to get you through a rough day.
- Yeah, it's basically like cocaine,
but for people with a sweet tooth.
(laughs)
- We have a thing called Freddo bars in Ireland.
They're fab.
These looks like them.
- Thick ass Freddo.
- That's exactly what it's like.
It reminds me so much of a Freddo bar.
- They're really good.
- It tastes like a Freddo.
- Yeah. - It's like a Freddo bar.
- You're like butterflying it
and then you're gonna lick out the goo.
- Yeah. - Oh my God, amazing.
I'll eat the chocolate afterwards.
(laughs) - I can't taste caffeine, no.
Not tasting any caffeine.
- There's something intense coming through there.
It must be the caffeine.
(laughs)
- She's coming up.
- I just think stuff like this is dangerous.
- But like if it does what it says that it does, then great.
- In fact, this is so oh, I'm just, this is hitting me.
Oh, maybe this is the caffeine.
- I think. (laughs)
'Cause I'm feeling really giddy.
Oh, I feel like I'm back at school.
- I honestly feel like this would happen if,
like, we ever tried like hash brownies or something,
like, this is kind of my version of that.
This is rock and roll as I get.
(upbeat music)
Dark Roast
Pocket Latte.
- One square equals one strong coffee.
Oh no, this square.
Sorry, I can't read already.
- Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
I want this.
- It's got a sweetness level of one
and a caffeine level of four.
That's out of five.
- Such an interesting product.
I mean, like, what scenario are you going to be in
where you can't drink a coffee,
but you can eat a coffee?
- Ooh, oh, wow.
You can totally smell coffee.
- They've got these little things in there
to keep them dry.
Like it's jerky or something or a shoe.
- Oh, that's quite soft.
- Ooh. - It's bitter, whoa.
- This is strong. - That's-
- This is delicious.
- It's got, it's like, it's got that grainy kind of,
like, it's almost like there's coffee grains in there.
- Yeah. - Well, you know when
the baristas they do the click, click, click,
and then they go, dink, dink? - Yeah.
- If you ate what they dink dinked out.
- This is like a shot of espresso or something.
- Yeah, yeah which is good sometimes.
- The last one was like,
"hi, my name is caffeine" and this one's like "COFFEE!"
(laughs)
- There's nothing latte about this.
- No, there's nothing smooth about this.
- There isn't even latte in this.
- No. - I know latte has milk.
- You're right about, you're right to ask
why not just drink a coffee?
'Cause it would take you the same amount of time.
The flavour is so intense.
- 'Cause I do think this could do
with a little bit more milk.
If that was a coffee, I'd be like, sorry, can I get milk?
- Yeah and sugar. - Yeah.
- Why anybody would want this
rather than an actual stunning latte.
I mean, you're-
- Can I get a Venti latte and make it stunning.
- Yeah, exactly.
(upbeat music)
- Cream and sugar.
- So it's probably gonna be just the same
except slightly, slightly sweeter.
- So I think this is gonna be better
'cause I think this is basically
like taking the notes of our last one,
that it needed a bit more of a milky flavour,
and hopefully bringing that into play.
- Yeah, this altogether more pleasant.
Like, the packaging is really cute.
- It smells like hot chocolate,
or a mocha, mocha.
- Yeah, mocha.
- Okay, so this is supposed to be milder.
It says this square is one coffee
rather than one strong coffee.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, maybe it'll be more palatable.
Oh, fuck a dick.
- Gentler. - It's definitely gentler.
- But still strong.
- This now tastes nicer than it would have
because I had the first one.
- It's better than the last one.
But that's all I can say. - Horrible, yeah.
- That's all I can say.
It's still not great by any measure.
- It's different to something we already had.
- If I'm in a hurry, I wanna be able to eat my coffee.
- Yeah. - I think I prefer
the previous one.
- Really? - Yeah.
It's more, like, if you're gonna get one of these
you'd want a good hit.
So you may as well go for the other one.
- Yeah, but I'm concerned
that you're talking about it like it's heroin.
(laughs)
- Like, you know, the way in America they have like that,
they love filter coffee.
- They drink a lot more of it - Yeah, yeah, yeah,
than we would, like. You see it in their like,
police shows and stuff. - Yeah.
- They're like- - Cup of Joe,
- "This tastes like shit." - Can I refill you there?
- You know the people out there who, like,
like that really shitty gritty tasting coffee
because it makes them feel like
they're, like, getting ready for the day.
It's like those weirdos who have ice cold showers
to, like, get ready for the day.
Maybe those kinds of like masochists
are the kind of people who want this.
So they're like, "oh, I wanna be punched in the face."
You know. - Masochistic chocolate.
- Exactly. - Great for all the family.
(upbeat music)
- That hit me in the boob, but my boob hit it back.
- Oh. - Candy coated,
oh, so this is like a little tablet.
And what a fabulous box.
- Look at this little pervert.
- [Lolsy] It's happy and then really worried
that they don't have enough toilet paper.
That's what that face is. [Ciara] Aww.
- Lift and then you lift here
and she's like, "you took my head off, you bitch!"
(laughs)
- Say good day to Gigi.
Gigi thinks you're pretty awesome too.
Now, click my head back and let's go.
- Go from dragging to bragging about dominating your day.
Not just a caffeine boost.
Get your vitamins and, are you ready?
And, are you ready?
And, (laughs)
even some green tea.
(gasps)
That's what she, like,
flash back to,
- Green tea there's something in it,
antioxidants and high levels of caffeine.
- Flash forward to.
- Same as our bodies right now. (laughs)
- And then it says that one serving is four.
- Okay, you do four, I'll do four, let's go.
- No. (laughs)
- So. - Okay, wait, wait.
So right now we're this,
and we're gonna take it,
all right, and then,
- Oh.
- Woo.
- No, it's like a chocolate M&M.
- Like a big M&M.
- Big fat one.
- Big thick one, yeah.
- Big dirty one.
(laughs)
- Like they're delicious, they taste like M&M's.
- That's why they're horrible.
- I'm feeling a little bit like, down my legs.
Does that make any sense to anybody?
- No. - No.
(laughs)
- I'm feeling it, Mom.
(laughs)
- Something's happening!
(laughs)
- Too many of them - I think tablets
should taste like tablets.
'Cause you shouldn't be like this is food.
You're like this is.
- Yeah, this is something- - It'd be like if Solpadeine
taste like jelly beans,
we'd all be fucked. - This is not what I expected.
- And my movements are really sharp and sudden.
Apologies. - Yeah.
But it's like, everything,
it takes a little bit longer for everything to happen.
But when it does it's all very sudden.
- Yeah, yeah, it's just fucked up.
- It's like you're making up for lost time.
- Ooh, I'm at the point now
where I'm no longer scared of the caffeine,
I'm like embracing it.
- Yeah, okay, so it is definitely
- Give me more. - kicking in.
Kellie is like, are you ready for number five?
You're like, yeah. - Yeah.
(laughs)
Let's do it. - And then our eyes get huge,
and we all like our dresses change,
and then we're floating around in the sky,
like "Sailor Moon."
(upbeat music)
- Oh, Jesus.
She would've caught that before the caffeine I'll tell you.
- Now this looks like,
- Like nicotine, doesn't it? - Yeah.
- You know what I feel like right now?
I kind of feel like I've had a cigarette,
that kind of buzz.
You know, that kind of.
- Cigarettes don't make me feel buzzed.
- The bang of stop smoking of these is.
- Like all caffeine containing products
this product should be enjoyed in moderation.
Oh yeah, I normally take six
pieces of chewing gum at once, like.
- This isn't part of the video.
Colin was just like "your breath stinks, lads."
- Oh, it's very minty.
Oh, it's nice.
- Oh. - I like this loads.
- Oh my God - Suck it for a bit.
It softens and then you get the gum.
- This is like the best idea ever.
- Oh yeah, it's great.
- Oh, that is nice.
That's unexpected.
- I would definitely buy this gum.
Especially if it does what it says that it does,
which is give you caffeine.
- But it says not intended for those under the age of 18,
which is mad,
pregnant, fair enough,
and nursing women.
Whoa, imagine if your baby got high off your breast milk.
That'd be mad.
You'd be like a little drug dealer,
but from your boobs.
- If you blow a bubble with this, I'd be so impressed.
- This is so pathetic 'cause I feel like I'm drunk
and I'm not.
But I feel like I'm drunk for babies.
I feel like I'm drunk off, like, Blue WKD,
but it's just caffeine.
- [Lolsy] That was really like,
(gum pops)
(Lolsy laughs)
- [Ciara] Sorry.
- So subtle and then "Hey, guys!"
(upbeat music)
- This isn't candy. (groans)
- Are we, is this?
- Okay, can I? Is this legal?
- Caffeine.
This is how it should come.
- No joke, I was in a course
and they had two Mormons in my class,
and they would pop these all the time
because you're not allowed to drink coffee,
but they fucking love these caffeine pills.
- This is like opening my eyes up
to just a whole industry I never knew existed.
- You're so aggressive.
- No, I'm not.
- It's the caffeine.
- She's had so much.
(laughs)
- [Producer] No, Ciara.
(laughs)
- It's fine.
- Oh my- - It's okay, don't worry.
Here you take some too.
It's fine they're not looking anymore.
Where's your bag?
Put them in here.
(laughs)
- [Producer] So that was actually a joke.
we're not gonna make you, - Oh.
- take caffeine pills.
- Oh. - Oh.
- I was totally gonna take some of this.
- If we were sent it, we should eat it.
I feel like this is a challenge.
I think, Joseph playing truth or dare with us
and I'm saying dare, bitch.
- This is what they do in "Scarface" isn't it?
I'm Tony Montana.
- I can do it, man.
I might, I think I need to be sober.
(Producer laughs)
I need to sober up.
- We have too much caffeine in our systems.
- Somebody to get me a coffee or, oh no wait.
(exclaims)
- [Producer] This is like a medical,
like you need it specifically. - Yeah.
Or if you're a trucker,
and you're just sitting there in your overalls,
and you're like,
well, gotta go to Nebraska.
- I know, isn't that mad?
- Grand, where are the rest of them, like mad out of it?
- I have a headache.
- I feel great.
- I'm really scared. - I feel a little bit hyper,
I'm not gonna lie.
More than my usual. - I need to protect myself
at this stage.
- Favourite, definitely the gum.
- Gum is my favourite.
- I feel like they make my eyes just wider.
- Yeah. - Like, I'm just really
wide-eyed, like an open, like.
Yeah, what, what's next?
I want more, give me the pills, man.
- It's the most widely consumed drug in the world.
So I don't think that there's really a necessity
to like disguise it in lots of different ways,
and make it sweet and tasty, and nicely packaged.
But at the same time,
you know, people are gonna do what they wanna do.
- We've had too much caffeine
and they were just like, yeah, cool.
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