Pretty sure it's fake! New York City has a population of eight point six million people, and that's just the city.
You can legit find an Avenger in the streets of New York, so the chances of running into a couple of crazies
isn't really that slim. (True)
I mean, there was even a time where a lady released a bunch of crickets in the subways! Live crickets (D I S G U S T I N G !)
Seriously, what goes through your mind that you want to release live crickets just ruined everyone's commute? Pizza rat! That one explosion that happened block away from my job. I was off that day,
so I didn't have to go to work, but we partied like two blocks away because it was a friend's birthday.
Here's the pizza had that night.
Should I remind you of the hundreds of people running into traffic because of a Veporeon in Central Park?!
I mean, my mom was one of those people. Mom: Hey, tell your dad. I'll be home late , i'm at Central Park. Den: Pokemon Go? Mom: Yep
Mom: What's a Gary does?! Some guy yelled at and everyone's moving? I guess I'm following them. Den: You mean a Gyarados?
Mom: Yes is that rare? I don't think I have it. Den: Yes mom, please come home
Yep, New York be cray-cray, but let's be real your cos' be crazier
So this once I'm a lady tried to steal my dog. If you guys don't really know,
No.
I have a dog/raccoon/pomeranian
/Precious little bean named Belle, and my mom being my mom really wanted to have holiday pictures of the family and Belle in it.
Belle was pretty much the baby in the family. So she definitely
100% needed to be in our holiday pictures. My mom literally says Hi to Belle before she says hi to me whenever we visit
Hi mom. Oh
Come here
Um
Hello
I'm still out here
so the plan was
Go to Central Park meet up with the fam take cute family pictures and have a little photo shoot for our little Belle
She's obviously the important one
I got out of the subway and called my sister so we could meet up there were already in Central Park and if you didn't
Know Central Park is massive
There's raccoons coyotes rats rats wings penguins polar bears homeless people and a whole bunch of other New York Wildlife's in Central Park
her coordination skills as a family
well
it isn't really the best so I ended up ten blocks further than I'm supposed to be and they ended up time locks further the
opposite direction
Twenty blocks apart in the first block a lady walks up to me and asks me for directions in Spanish
I've never really been in this area of Central Park and also I don't really know Spanish too well, so I said
I'm so sorry, but I don't really speak Spanish
No, habla espanol and
So Belle and I kept walking
This lady starts going the same direction as I do and I know it's not a big deal. Some blocks later
And this lady is still walking behind me. And I know it's not a big deal, but she was getting a little too close
Oh it Den, is it another stalker? I don't think so...
Cuz she was just following me and not everyone that follows me is automatically a stalker
They gotta creep me out enough for me to consider them a stalker or a creep sounds good
alright
This lady's started getting closer and closer and I started walking faster and faster to my family
My real family this time ( good ) and the moment I saw them. My sister Pat started running towards me
She hugged me and I warned her in the most subtle way as possible by playing charades in the middle of the street
so while my warning goes completely over her head so
We catch up to the rest of my family and they thought that she was my friend because of how close she was
Sino 'yan? Kaibigan mo? Ewan ko. Sinusundan ako eh.
Huh? Seryoso ka ba?
Oo, ayaw akong iwanan.
This lady was legit and my family group huddle what we were trying to figure out how to get rid of her
She started petting Belle giving her a bunch of attention when my mom was greeting a little Belle.
So my mom carried Belle and just never let her go because Belle is our precious little baby. She must be protected at all times
we walked to our
Destinations to take a couple of pictures and my dad did his best to stay in between sad lady me my mom and bell
This lady was so close to my dad that she was shoulder to shoulder with him
I legit thought that she was gonna pick pocket my dad because of how close she was
The question of personal space is just completely thrown out of the window. Okay side note my family hates confrontations
We avoided like the plague. We're legit way, too
Nice to tell people to frick off even if we're beyond uncomfortable and in all honesty
None of us knew how to say go away in Spanish in the first place
And you can't really just slap a lady just because she's following you and that she's too close pretty sure that's assault
And I don't really want to go to jail for that. So we waited and hoped that she would just go away
I mean there's five of us and one of her you'd figured that she'd just go away but sadly
Problems don't really just go away just because you're ignoring it go figure so we get to our destination
And, we noticed that the lady was a little bit further away
So we put Belle on the ground so she can sniff around Belle loves playing with kids
So she starts running towards all the kids playing by the pond
This lady starts sprinting if she decides to step in while Belle was running then she tries to grab my precious a little raccoon princess
Like bleach lasagna, what is you doing? Follow me?
All you want make me uncomfortable
But you will not I repeat you will not lay a finger my little raccoon my trash pin or my depressed mop. She's mine
She's my child. Get out of here
With your stubby ass hands Belle wears this harness around her body, so it doesn't hurt her when I pull on her
So with my reflexes I pulled Belle up and I hugged her like oh hell no bleach lasagna
You ain't touchin' her. Not a frickin chance. Not my child. You don't even think about it
alright
So this lady starts getting pushy and tries to grab Belle away from me and my dad steps in between us
And does completely nothing by the way, thanks dad
Mom hold my hat yo to carry TA QUE KERE? She mumbles in response but, with the little Spanish
I knew I only recognized a couple words
Spanish man Spanish because I don't know Spanish and I'm not about to make up some Spanish words, pero para las drogas
Listen, you say what Belle lady?
drogas? like
Th-this lady seriously. Just try to grab my dog then ask me for drugs
I mean up candies, please sender monetize me YouTube. Oh my Shrek. I was just done with this lady
No, tengo drogas leave us alone
Ah do by pero para las drogas unless lady kept pushing about her Kimmy
So well, she kept trying to grab her bail look
Guy throw got no Drogo leave by
Me drogas Spanish Spanish Spanish because I still don't know what she's saying other than drugs and dog to Cara policia
my best friends in middle school were Ecuadorian Argentinian Dominican and Mexican
I may not know how to speak Spanish fluently, but they taught me the basics
Like where's the bathroom how to curse someone out and tell them to shut up, you know the basics of learning any language
Anyways, this lady eventually backed off and became a whole other family's problem
And then she eventually started running after a little kid who was probably less than three like Lady
What is he doing Betty, right?
so we ended up having to report her to the Popo and the moral of that story kids is that
Candies are bad for you. So don't do candies and on the lighter note. Here's some pictures of belt that we took that day
Okay. Oh, she looks so cute
Guys, just a quick reminder that we now have merged
We have a black logo shirt that you can wear anywhere and everywhere and a nope. Nope. Just nope
Sure, when you just want to say note throughout the day you can get yours at stores are true
So sitcom or by clicking the link in the descriptions down below and if you get the merch, please send me pictures
Also, I'll be going to Manila in the Philippines. So should I do a fan meetup?
Let me know in the comments down below only that said I'll see you guys later. Em. Bye