recently several videotapes about a brutal monster went viral on the internet
let's talk about siren head siren head is one of those things that the internet Love
to Worship years back see back in 2018 a spooky Canadian artist created an even spookier looking
creature and for a good year and a half this monster was all over the Internet whether if
it was on YouTube Let's Plays or drums but of course these days you don't really see
the guy being talked about no more sense like all things that get too popular too fast it
unfortunately dies really really fast but we're not going to be talking about that instead we're
gonna be going on the App Store and look at some siren head mobile games these games are
very fascinating to say the least as not only do they completely remove any Horror in these
games but they also are incredibly flawed thankfully there doesn't actually seem to
be that many siren head games on the App Store but for the couple that are they're pretty bad
so today I want to explore some of these games and see just how strange they can really be so
without further Ado let's talk about sternhead once more in these cheap siren head games
the first game we're going to be playing is TV head 3D oh my God how spooky now before we
actually go and play the game we need to look at some of the details first looking at the App Store
this game is about three ratings that rounds up to a 4.0 with the only reviews saying that this is
the best game ever and the description reads scary monster TV head horror game where you survive and
Escape in the forest welcome to TV head horror and scary monsters game yeah yeah you know the rest
loading into the menu it shows us three chapters that we have to complete so without further Ado
let's begin chapter one which starts off with the story you are driving to the town across a
unknown forest and unfortunately the breaks have failed and now the game begins so right off the
bat there are so many problems that I have with this game that I honestly don't even know where to
start but let's just start from the beginning the goal of chapter one is to quote find the details
which is basically just some random items that is used to repair your car but for some reason
the game just baby feeds you where they are and has arrows pointing where you need to go and you
need to do this stuff quick because siren head is already running at you yeah so siren head in this
game is naturally really huge but despite this he is slower than you and you can even kill him
since at the start of the game you get to choose a variety of weapons oh wait never mind he just gets
back up after five seconds how wonderful and after going through the strange jungle area I
managed to escape another huge problem that I have with this game is the ads not only do ads appear
upon clicking any button but more often than not you have to click some of them twice in order for
something to activate so what you end up having is a game where a good 20 of the time is spent
on just skipping ads but even Stranger than that is just the story of the game itself so after the
previous events of chapter one we ride off into the city but then siren head stops us because
he's here now and now the goal is to go into a police station and grab some more equipment only
that this time around siren head became small and is now in here with us somehow I would also like
to point out that the graphics of this game are questionable now I'm under the philosophy that
gameplay should always come first and then worry about Graphics later but good God this is what
the Escape round chapter 2 looks like where am I so after being spoon fed where all the items
were I then hijacked a police car which concluded chapter two so we've completed two-thirds of the
game now and have experienced multiple flaws in the game in just a few minutes how do you think
they made it even worse well my friend I present you chapter three where according to the story
you're now in a battlefield and you spawn in the same area that you were in in chapter one and now
have to kill siren but this time for real not like the beginning where he died like five times as you
can imagine the boss fight in the end wasn't very good the way siren head kills you is by
literally dragging you into him if you get too close so if you don't kill him quick enough well
good luck because you have to restart the whole game again you can stun the monster with camera
but he still drags you in nonetheless the weapon that I was using was the M4 which despite being
a really powerful weapon the damage According to which stats did won so after dying to siren head
three times I pretty much gave up and decided to get an RPG by watching a gambling ad after that
I was finally able to kill him and that was that so in conclusion this game was pretty silly there
isn't really much good that this game manages to do the game feels clunky the environments are a
fever dream the story makes no sense and there's too many goddamn ads how a reviewer wrote this
off as the best game ever will forever remain a mystery so let's just move on to the next game
the next game we're going to be playing is traffic light head SCP monster where instead
of a tall creature with a siren on his head it's instead a traffic light how original reading the
description the game says get ready to escape yourself from scary hunted Forest you cargon
accident in a jungle and your car got crashed now you have to find some safe place to spend
your night and looking at the game itself it's gone over 26 ratings that rounds up to a 3.8 so
the first thing I notice is that this game is very similar to the previous game we've looked
at the game starts in 2007 and has you riding in a car but once again you crash for no reason
and now you have to do this level based system of doing random tasks until you finish the game the
first objective that you have to do is to find height and climb to know where you are huh but
even after going on some hills and looking at the pretty fog the objective wasn't completed
there was also this flashlight on the grounds that was really hard to to pick up since the hitbox was
really strange but after picking it up I noticed that there was a direction system for you to use
so once again the game just tells me what to do and where to go and once I went up this house I
saw the spooky traffic head monster which for some reason had this really long cut scene of
just him walking the next objective was for me to find a camera so you can make it witness whatever
that means but there was a problem I couldn't find a camera anywhere for whatever reason the map in
this game is just a wide open environment and the directions this time around was just pointing to
siren head oh wait sorry I mean traffic light had SCP monster so needless to say I couldn't find it
as even after 20 minutes of walking around doing nothing there was just no camera on sight there
are landmarks in this game like dead bodies and random houses but again they don't Harbor anything
so I'm gonna cut this game short I know it doesn't really seem fair to review a game and only play
the first two levels but looking at some of the previews it doesn't look like I missed anything
and honestly I wasn't really planning on playing 10 levels of this crappy mobile
game there was also a bunch of other glitches I noticed too like the camera randomly snapping
in any direction weird plant physics seriously what is this and some of the chunks not loading
in making the map look like some kind of ocean so I'll be moving on to the next game
the third game we're gonna be playing is evil scary escape games 2022 and to be honest this
might be the worst game that I'll be playing in this video which you'll see why in a minute so
not even starting the game and you can already tell that this is going to be magical with the
description reading best evil Mission horror games in terrible environment making escape plan after
completed mission in scary house and the only reviews saying that this game has too many ads
also AI is bad so the first problem that I have with this game is Jesus Christ the reviewers
right there are so many ads placed in this game now remember when I said in the first game how
it had too many ads well this one takes it to the next level because no matter what button you click
on even if you clicked it by accident you will get an ad promoting some gambling website and the
worst part is that more often than not the game typically has you click multiple buttons as a sort
of chain meaning that the moment you finally skip an ad you will still have to click another bun
before you can even get in the game to put this into perspective imagine on YouTube every time you
clicked on a comment section tapped on a playlist or rated a video you again add talking about
how kids should try this fun casino game it's obnoxious and having nearly a third of your game
time just watching ads is awful and saying that this is a game is being nice the game starts with
you randomly crashing a car into a tree saying that car collapsed B hurry and go to some safe
place and good God how big is this car so siren head in this game is not great not only is he
the scale of a human for some reason but his AI is completely funked he doesn't even notice you half
a time even if you're right next to him and when he does he does this 360 around you and then a
cutscene plays where he hits you and you die he's also incredibly slow in his idle State too so dime
to him is basically impossible because of this the game just feels really empty and it doesn't help
that you yourself are really slow too and you're in another wide open environment the map as well
also has several other problems like some of the houses not being to scale and even some chunks the
developer just straight up forgot to add even ignoring these problems the game is still bad
because the way you win in this game is by going to these light boxes from level to level but the
problem is that some of the levels just have you walk 50 feet I got around level three to four in
this game where I needed to go into a house but by this point I got lost and I didn't know what to do
as moving in this game was an absolute crawl and it's not like siren head which is gonna pop out
of nowhere because he was miles away from me so the game just ends up being boring and empty and
also for some reason the character's hand is just a depth texture so I'll be leaving this game off
here don't worry though you probably didn't miss anything with this so on to the next game foreign
so the next game I'll be playing is light head the Bigfoot monster oh shoot it's the real Bigfoot
reading the description the game says only way to escape from scary jungle is to held your nerves
and play with your strategic mind okay but can any mobile siren head developer not speak broken
English please and looking at the ratings it's gone over a 3.6 so unlike the last three games
we've been playing this one starts out with a fully fleshed out cutscene if you can even call
it that the cutscene shows us a bunch of people partying and then siren head comes in and kidnaps
a random girl because why not and now we have to go hide somewhere for safety surprisingly
enough this game gives you a gun in the main menu there's a shop that allows you to buy various guns
and flashlights although the pricing seems to be a bit weird I don't know why a wooden torch
is more expensive than an actual flashlight but whatever to my knowledge though there there isn't
any way of finding spare bullets so once you run out you won't be able to fire again unless you
watch an ad but despite that you might as well not even have a gun anyways as the monsters in
this game are incredibly tanky wait a minute what are these things yeah even though this
game is supposed to be about siren head there's for some reason these zombies I guess in fact
in the half an hour of footage I got in this game siren had only appeared once so I don't even know
why they decided to put him in here the zombies in this game are about as bad as you expect they
are slow have bad pathfinding Etc the visibility in this game is also really strange you have a
flashlight in your Loadout but it doesn't really help as the map is coded with either an orange
or blue fog and also the camera tends to snap a lot too so it gets even more disorienting and
as for the gameplay it's basically just going around in circles doing random tasks until you
finish the game the first objective I had to do was hide like I said previously but after
that I then had to find a cell phone restore its battery find a key for a door turn on some power
and just more random puzzles that don't contribute anything to the game and also because the map is
yet again a sprawling Forest 90 of the task I had to end up clicking an ad so that it can tell me
where it was there was even this one level where a helicopter was crashing and the soldier was
following me as a bunch of zombies were chasing us for some reason out of curiosity I decided
to click the ad to see where the helicopter was and what 75 000 feet was this guy expecting me
to walk for a good hour or two you can't even do it anyways because you'll hit the edge of
the map moments later so it was probably a glitch but yeah that's about all this game has to offer
what happened to the girl that got kidnapped I'm not sure I'm not really planning to stick around
and walk around this forest for another hour doing essentially nothing so I'll just be moving on now
the last game I'll be playing is stash racer a game where you hop into a vehicle and start
crashing into the spooky siren heads escape the siren head deadly Town welcome to the idiosynaptic
gameplay of newly created game Dash rate okay you get the point looking at the two reviews both of
them gave this a 5 star rating with one of them saying it was scary and amazing and saying that
this game is amazing is kind of an understatement seriously the game just consists of you running
over siren heads that's it according to the story siren hat has attacked the town make a way out to
escape from a town however in spite of that you can escape the town as it's just an infinite line
the rule states that you need to crash into siren heads for points but you can crash into traffic
because that makes sense okay but for real this is legit the entire game when you hit the siren
heads they turn into a Gmod Ragdoll and you're given money you can also do things like speed up
your car and slow it down but yeah that's about it there's nothing really else to say it's just
a funny Ragdoll simulator I don't know who's out here finding this game scary though honestly this
might as well just be a bonus section because of how short it is alright and with the last
game covered we can now move on to the end of the video I give this a two out of two would recommend
so that was the last game that I'll be looking at in this video I mean I don't
really have much else to say about these games it's siren head but this time in a race car so
yeah as expected mobile game developers have once again turned a fairly spooky subject into
some kind of fever game now if it wasn't obvious this is the end of the video but
before I go I would like to point out that as I've uploading this video the channel has now
become five years old which is pretty cool it is pretty neat how much can change in just a
few years as now five years later I'm talking about siren head and I don't really expect
to be going anywhere anytime soon so here's to another five years and yeah that's about
all I have to say thank you for watching and I'll see you sometime in the future goodbye
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