LET'S GET INTO THE NEWS, OF COURSE, LAST NIGHT WAS PRESIDENT
TRUMP'S STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS TO CONGRESS.
THERE WASN'T A LOT OF NEW INFORMATION THAT CAME OUT OF THE
SPEECH.
BUT TRUMP DID CONFIRM THAT HE WILL BE MEETING WITH NORTH
KOREAN LEADER KIM JONG-UN IN VIETNAM LATER THIS MONTH.
I KNOW, MEETING WITH KIM JONG-UN AROUND VALENTINE'S DAY.
(LAUGHTER) LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S TRYING TO
MAKE VLADIMIR PUTIN JEALOUS.
BUT TRUMP WILL MEET THE LEADER OF NORTH KOREA IN VIETNAM OR AS
TRUMP DESCRIBES IT THE LEADER OF CHINA IN CHINA.
THAT IS HOW AFRAID TRUMP IS OF THE RUSSIA INVESTIGATION RIGHT
NOW.
HE'S ASKING HIS DOCTOR TO WRITE A NOTE TO GET HIM INTO VIETNAM.
BUT THE STATE OF THE UNION SPEECH DID HAVE A COUPLE OF
VIRAL MOMENTS, FOR EXAMPLE, AT ONE POINT SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE
NANCY PELOSI APPLAUDED PRESIDENT TRUMP BUT I'M NOT SURE IT WAS
ENTIRELY GENUINE.
TAKE A LOOK FOR YOURSELF.
(APPLAUSE) YOU YOU KNOW WHAT THEY CALL THAT
MOVE?
THE GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN.
ENJOY, THIS YOU WON'T BE HERE NEXT YEAR.
AND THEN THERE WERE A FEW ODD MOMENTS WHEN POLL IS-- PELOSI
SEEMED TO BE IGNORING TRUMP A'S SPEECH WHILE LOOKING AT HER
PAPERS.
HERE SHE IS HERE.
LOOK AT HER THERE.
SHE'S DOING THAT THING WHEN ARE YOU TRYING NOT TO LAUGH SO YOU
PRETEND TO BE VERY INTERESTED IN WHAT IS IMMEDIATELY IN FRONT OF
YOU.
SHE'S LIKE S IT SAFE TO LOOK UP, CAN I LOOK UP YET?
IS IT SAFE NOW, NOPE, OKAY.
BUT TODAY WE ACTUALLY GOT HOLD OF PELOSI'S PAPERS.
AND IT TURNS OUT IT WAS ACTUALLY JUST HER TO DO LIST.
NOW LAST NIGHT'S STATE OF THE UNION WAS THE LONGEST ADDRESS IN
19 YEARS.
AND NOT EVERYONE SEEMED THRILLED ABOUT BEING THERE.
EVEN REPUBLICAN SENATOR MITCH MCCONNELL LOOKED MORE MISERABLE
THAN NORMAL.
HERE HE IS HERE.
(LAUGHTER) NOW IN HIS DEFENSE HE USUALLY
DOES HAVE RESTING MITCH FACE.
BUT LOOK AT THAT.
LOOK HOW DEPRESSED HE IS.
I WILL SAY, THIS IS A GOOD THING.
YOU DO NOT WANT TO SEE MITCH McCONNELL WHEN HE'S HAPPY.
(LAUGHTER) MOVING ON, WE WANTED TO TELL YOU
ABOUT THIS 230 NEW EMOJIS THAT HAVE JUST BEEN APPROVED FOR YOUR
PHONES INCLUDING A PINCHY HAND EMOJI.
NOW YOU KNOW HOW SOMETIMES WE HAVE STARTED TO TAKE EMOJIS AND
GET THEM TO MEAN DIFFERENT THINGS LIKE AN EGGPLANT, VERY
MUCH REPRESENTS SOMETHING ELSE, WELL, SOME PEOPLE ARE SAYING
THAT THIS EMOJI MAY ALSO MEAN SOMETHING THAT COULD BE RELATED
TO THAT.
TAKE A LOOK FOR YOURSELF.
(LAUGHTER) DID YOU GET IT?
DO YOU GET IT?
GET WHAT WE ARE TALKING ABOUT, RIGHT?
YOU GET IT.
IT MUST HAVE BEEN REALLY WEIRD FOR THE ONE GUY AT THE BIG EMOJI
MEETING.
HE WAS LIKE NO, WE CANNOT RELEASE THEY MOJEE T IS
DISRESPECTFUL TO-- I MEAN NOT TO ME PERSONALLY, IT DOESN'T-- THAT
DOESN'T BOTHER ME, WHATEVER, MAN, I'M FINE, BUT LIKE-- AND
FINALLY VALENTINE'S DAY IS NEXT WEEK AND TO CELEBRATE DUNKIN'
DONUTS WILL BE HOSTING DONUT THEMED WEDDING THE AT A CHAPEL
IN LAS VEGAS.
THE FIRST 100 COUPLES WILL RECEIVE A BOW CAY MADE-- BOUQUET
MADE ENTIRELY OUT OF DONUTS, YEAH, THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT VEGAS
WEDDINGS NEED, MORE REGRET.
A DUNKIN' DONUT-- DONUT THEMED WEDDING IN LAS VEGAS, LET ME
SHOW YOU HOW MUCH YOUR FIANCE WILL LIKE THIS IDEA.