- Good morning, guys.
I hope you're having a great day.
We are working on projects around our house.
How are you this morning?
She is happy because her Grangie and Grark are here.
You can see our bed is in, like, the middle of the room,
and everything's a little crazy
because this wall's being painted.
I am so, so happy.
My dad has been busy for the last couple hours painting
this wall and if you notice the color is a little different
from the rest of the room, you can kinda tell
up there in the corner or over there.
This is actually the gray that we used in Atlas's room.
We didn't have any of the gray that our room is,
but it's close enough, and frankly, I need this wall
to be done so I can deliver a baby.
So it's gonna work just fine.
The paint is still a little wet right now,
so it will dry a little darker,
but I kind of like this lighter color actually.
I dunno.
Which color do you guys like better?
The lighter color, or the darker gray?
Getting this wall done really is the last thing on my list
that I want to have done before Atlas is born,
so once this is finished,
he can officially come any time he pleases.
Yes, this is officially how I'm walking around.
None of my maternity shirts even cover the belly
at this point, so it's just like,
let it all hang out, ya know?
So now Grangie and Grark are in our small kitchen,
attached to the portal room, taking things apart.
(laughs)
My mom was cleaning the oven,
and I guess you took the door off?
- Yeah.
- And now it won't go back on.
- You're supposed to take the door off,
they put in the screws in there,
(crosstalk)
- [Kristen] Ah, just to hold, okay.
- I didn't know that.
- [Kristen] It came all the way off.
- Yeah it just came off.
- This kitchen has been one of my mom's big projects
because if you're kinda familiar with the layout
of our house, our main kitchen is right next
to the master bedroom, which is where I will be laboring.
It's on?
- It's on.
(cheering)
- But when I am in labor, and even now,
the smell of food cooking in that kitchen is so strong
in our bedroom, I can't take it.
So the plan is, they're gonna come over
and cook food in here for Miss Chell Marie
and themselves and everybody else.
So yay!
- Yay!
- It works.
- [Kristen] It works, yeah.
- [Grangie] It works.
Yay!
- [Kristen] Oh Chell, are you gonna help Penny get a bath?
Fun.
No, don't get in there, no no.
Just Penny.
(splashing)
- [Grark] Dump it on her.
Dump it on Penny.
- [Grangie] That was good, okay.
- [Kristen] Good helping, Chell.
- [Grark] Yeah, you're a good helper.
Got Grark wetter than Penny.
- [Kristen] Good girl, Penny, yeah you're doing great.
There she goes.
Yay!
Bath's all done, Chell.
Penny treat?
Okay, we gotta get Penny a treat, quick!
Quick!
Wait, you guys are too fast.
Okay, you gonna give Penny her treat?
- [Chell] Back Penny!
- [Kristen] (laughs) Yay!
It is the next morning, and look how good our bedroom looks.
I know, it's just like a regular wall but huh?
Huh?
There's no patches.
It looks amazing.
Were you under the bed?
How long have you been under the bed?
You are such a goofy cat.
- [Cory] (humming Pop Goes The Weasel)
- Is that the Jack-in-the-box?
- [Cory] (clap) Goes the Kristen.
- (Laughs)
- [Cory] Chell, when's your mama gonna pop?
Do you know?
When do you think baby Atlas is gonna come?
- Pop!
- [Male Voice] Yeah, that's right.
You tell mama, say, "Pop, Mama."
Tell mama.
- Pop!
- You're cute.
But not yet.
- [Cory] Yeah go tell Atlas, "Come out, Atlas."
- [Kristen] She likes being an only child.
- [Cory] Well it's not gonna be for very long.
Couple more days.
I think you are gonna love your brother.
I think you already do.
- Huh.
I feeled that.
- [Cory] Yeah, you feel that?
- [Kristen] You feel him movin'?
He's movin' around in there, isn't he?
Yeah.
- [Cory] Yeah.
- There.
- [Kristen] In there.
- [Cory] Yeah.
Can you hear his heartbeat?
- Oh.
Hear his heart.
- [Kristen] Atlas has a heart in there, yeah.
- [Male Voice] Yeah.
- Pop, pop, pop.
Pop pop, pop pop.
- [Kristen] You feel him moving?
- Pop pop, pop pop.
Pop pop, pop pop.
- [Kristen] Heartbeat, yeah.
- [Cory] He's moving like crazy.
- [Kristen] Yeah he is.
- [Cory] Probably just heard her and I doing sheep noises.
(sheep noise)
- [Chell] (sheep noise)
- [Cory] (sheep noise)
- [Chell] (sheep noise)
- [Kristen] Sheep.
- [Chell] (screeches)
(sheep noise)
- [Cory] Got a foot up there, oh.
(sheep noise)
- Like, I wonder why I haven't been feeling very well
right now, but yeah I should know.
- [Cory] Yeah, he's just like crazy.
That's little feet right there.
- [Kristen] Yep.
- [Cory] He's definitely head down.
- [Kristen] Oh yeah.
- [Cory] Just waitin' to come out.
- [Kristen] That's right, gettin' ready.
- [Cory] Atlas, come on out, buddy.
It's time to play, come on.
Your sister's waiting.
And your daddy wants to do lots and lots
of fun things with you.
I'm so excited.
- I know, me too.
- [Cory] It's our son.
Oh I can feel that foot.
Oh yeah.
No, it's not that big, I can't feel that much.
Oh, there's wait.
There's a little somethin' there too, what's that?
Little somethin' all over the place here.
- So we are in downtown Tulsa.
If you can hear me, we are at a festival called MayFest,
where they have tons of art and food and kids' stuff
and just everything.
It's a little quieter here.
We're walking around MayFest looking at all the art,
and I have to say one thing is drastically different
at this point in my pregnancy.
People have stopped commenting,
"Oh look at how cute your belly is, when are you due?"
They're like, "You better get to the hospital."
Like two people in the past five minutes have said
that to me, it's crazy.
It's not time yet.
- It's so funny.
Like there was one person, just like, they're looking
at you too, it's not just that they're saying stuff,
they're looking, they're like.
She just looked at you.
It's so funny.
Like perfect timing.
- You guys, you gotta help me.
Cory is coming up with a plan
in case I go into labor right now.
He's like, "Okay, we'll put Chell underneath the car seat,"
or I'll like hold her in the stroller,
and I can sit in the stroller, and he'll just run us back
to the car.
- I'm only half serious.
'Cause okay, we're so far away from the vehicle right now.
- We're like six blocks, yeah.
- Yeah, but our pace of walking right now,
and your size,
- I can't walk very fast.
- Yeah, no.
But like I've been hearing all these people going,
"Oh it was like 45 minutes from my first contraction
til I gave birth."
And I'm like, well we gotta get you back to the vehicle,
and drive home, otherwise I'm gonna be delivering this child
on the road or on the side of the street.
- It's okay, that's okay.
- I spent all night studying.
- He did.
- Every night.
I do a little bit of studying, but last night was like,
study hard night.
So if you pop, I need to be ready.
So I'm just looking at all the things,
getting every little thing right.
- We could just go into one of these restaurants,
and like, be done.
Like have it there, and eat lunch.
It'd be great.
- That would be, that would be an interesting experience.
Do you think that they'd give us the meals for free?
- Maybe.
- What if it's like one of those places that's like,
"Hey, eat free on your birthday."
But what if it's like your birthday birthday.
Do you eat free for life?
- Probably should.
- It's a very special thing.
- After a quick walk through of MayFest,
we went a couple blocks down the street,
now we're at Blue Dome Arts Festival,
I think that's what it's called.
Something like that.
And the first thing we see, bubbles.
- [Cory] Bubble dance party.
(muffled crowd talking)
(muffled music)
- [Cory] Hi.
- [Kristen] Cory, I have the perfect plan.
If I go into labor, we can just get that guy
to take us to the car.
- Oh yeah, actually that'd be really awesome.
That'd be like one of those, like TV show things,
you know that happens on TV,
and then like, you should be like,
"Oh my God! Any time I'm gonna pop!"
And just scream bloody murder the whole way.
- [Kristen] Do you think he knows how
to deliver babies?
- That doesn't matter.
I'll be on that by,
actually I will commandeer the bike.
I will buy this bike, sir.
- [Kristen] Just have him push the stroller behind,
and the three of us will get in.
Got it.
Good plan.
- All right, this is cool and all,
but I wanna show you my favorite place in Tulsa.
This place is so cool.
We came across it one day just by accident.
I'm just gonna leave her.
I'll find her, as long as she doesn't pop.
I hope she doesn't pop.
Anyway, this is it.
The Max.
Dude, I'm going to spend my birthday here.
I swear to God, it is the best.
Watch this.
It's a bar.
You walk in, that's all arcades and beer,
and there's Falkor from Never Ending Story,
and an old phone book, and just like oh my God.
This place is a dream come true for me.
Look, look, pinball games.
And then like old games that are really, really cool.
That's, oh, oh.
And like, what's this?
I have no idea.
This is the coolest.
Old TVs, makes you feel like you're in the '80s.
Some ski ball, like legit ski ball.
And there's a Zoltar.
Oh, I love Zoltar so much,
I've named characters after Zoltar.
Yeah dude, this place is awesome.
This is gonna happen on my birthday.
I'm playin' this, I love this.
And Double Dragon.
And Tekken.
And Hardbody, wait what?
But most importantly, I'm gonna play this until I beat it,
because I never beat this actual arcade game,
until like, I played it on Nintendo.
But this, no.
I wanna play the arcade game and beat it legitimately.
Oh.
Place is so awesome.
Okay.
Find my family.
And I have lost my family.
How do you lose a pregnant woman?
Oh, they just moved up a little bit, okay.
Not gonna lie, I was freakin' out just a little.
Okay, I'll take you back now.
- We were looking at all the doggies.
So we are headed back to the car,
with our tired little girl.
Where's your binky?
- Got my binky.
- [Kristen] Oh good, you still got binky.
- I think she's not feeling good.
- Yeah, she's had a bit of a stuffy nose
for the past couple days.
Nothing like too major,
but just kinda under the weather, I think.
- [Cory] Oh, you guys.
I had to stop the car and get out and look at this turtle.
I love turtles.
Turtles are cool.
Look at this guy.
Look how big he is.
That is a big ol' turtle, dude.
He's probably, oh man.
His tail's super long.
He's probably, like, a foot and a half at least.
And what are all those things on the side of him?
They look like leeches or something.
Those aren't, those aren't leeches.
I don't know what those are.
There's a part of me that just wants to go down there
and pick him up, but that would be a bad idea.
I feel like he would just bite my finger off.
- [Kristen] Cory came and got Chell out of the car,
and literally like, the turtle moved.
I looked over to see what they were doing,
and I looked back, and he's gone.
Please don't get eaten by a snapping turtle.
- Eaten by a snapping turtle.
- [Kristen] Or bit.
You know, whatever.
- Well, I don't think he's gonna eat us.
I don't think he's gonna bite us in the water.
- [Kristen] I don't know where he went.
It's so like hairy, all the bushes.
He could be hiding.
- They're not like velociraptors.
Well Chell, there was a turtle.
A really cool turtle, but I don't know where he went.
So I'm cookin' food right now,
and I'm just watchin' videos of people going to India,
and doing things in India.
I have this like this real obsession with Indian culture,
and I wanna know so much more about it.
One day, we will go there.
One day, we will go and we will meet everybody
who's been watching our vlogs,
and we will experience the culture,
we will experience the land.
I wanna see the good sides, I wanna see the bad sides.
I wanna see the beautiful sides.
I wanna see the more beautiful sides.
Even the ugly stuff's probably pretty beautiful.
I'm sure.
I don't know where I'd go though.
Like, where in India does someone go for the first time?
I know we have some Indian viewers,
so please let us know where we should meet you guys.
Because it's gonna happen.
I've said that like ten times.
Twenty times.
Thirty times.
I don't know how many times.
But it's gonna happen.
Pants came off, that means it's time for bed.
See you guys on the next one.
Goodbye.