ARE STILL SORE, QUEEN HILLARY
GOT SHOVELED OFF THE THRONE.
DEMOCRATS HAVE BEEN CALLING FOR
TRUMP'S IMPEACHMENT SINCE HIS
HAND WAS ON THAT INAUGURAL BIBLE
AND IT WON'T STOP UNTIL THE DAY
HE HANDS OVER THE KEYS TO THE
WHITE HOUSE BUT IS THIS REALLY A
WISE MOVE FOR THE LEFT?
JOINING ME NOW, COMEDIAN AND
HOST OF THE DENNIS MILLER OPTION
PODCAST, THE ONE AND ONLY, THE
LEGEND HIMSELF, DENNIS MILLER IS
BACK.
HI, DENNIS.
>> HI, KEN ID IT HOW ARE YOU
TONIGHT?
KENNEDY: I'M DOING WELL.
I THINK THIS IS VERY INTERESTING
, BECAUSE I'M TRYING
TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE BIGGER
GIFT TO REPUBLICAN, NANCY PELOSI
JUST EXISTING IN THE REALM THAT
SHE IS, OR THE TALK OF
IMPEACHMENT.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
>> WELL, I FIRST OFF WANT TO
SAY HOW PERSONALLY SADDENED I AM
THAT THERE'S A HUMAN BEING ON
THE PLANET NAMED AL GREEN WHO IS
IRONICALLY THAT TONE DEAF.
KENNEDY: [LAUGHTER]
>> AS SOMEBODY WHO THAT'S MY
FAVORITE SONG THAT REALLY HURTS
ME AND HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU
THINK AL REHEARSED THE WORD
HYPOTHESIZED?
DID YOU HEAR HIM GO THROUGH THAT
KENNEDY: YEAH, I JUST BIFFED IT.
>> LISTEN, I THINK THAT PELOSI
TO ME IS THE CONTINENTAL DIVIDE
ON WHY I THINK THESE TWO PARTIES
, THESE TWO FACTIONS,
THESE TWO POLITICAL MINDSETS ARE
NEVER GOING TO AGREE.
KENNEDY: YES.
>> I'M SORRY I CAN NEVER
CONCEDE THAT SHE'S A BRIGHT
WOMAN WHO SHOULD BE THE SPEAKER
OF THE HOUSE AND I KNOW ON THE
OTHER SIDE THEY ARE SO DUG IN, I
THINK WHEN THEY'RE PROBABLY
ALONE, THEY GO CAN YOU BELIEVE
WE'VE GOT ALL THESE OLD PEOPLE
OUT THERE, BIDEN AND BERNIE AND
PELOSI AND THEY REP US AND WE'RE
TRYING TO PITCH KIDS.
I ASSUME WHEN THEY'RE ALONE THEY
HAVE THOSE THINGS LIKE PLANNED
PARENTHOOD DOES WHEN THEY HAVE
LUNCH BUT I MUST SAY I WILL
NEVER BE ABLE TO LOOK AT PELOSI
AND SAY YES, SHE'S A VERY BRIGHT
WOMAN WHO SHOULD BE THE LEADER
OF THIS COUNTRY AND I GUESS
THEY'RE GOING TO HATE ME FOR
THAT BUT I DON'T GET IT.
IT SEEMS LIKE A COSMIC JOKE TO
ME, PELOSI.
KENNEDY: NO AND YOU BRING UP A
REALLY GOOD POINT BECAUSE IF
YOU'RE GOING TO BE IN POWER FOR
THAT LONG IT SEEMS LIKE YOU HAVE
TO HAVE SOMETHING.
YOU HAVE TO HAVE EITHER CHARISMA
OR INTELLIGENCE OR SOME SORT OF
EQ, THE ABILITY TO READ PEOPLE
AND EMPATHIZE WITH THEM.
SHE SEEMS TO HAVE NONE OF THAT,
AND NO ONE ADMITS TO LIKING HER,
THEY'RE ALL KIND OF SCARED OF
HER, AND THE ONLY THING THEY'LL
SAY POSITIVELY IS THAT SHE'S
ABLE TO RAISE MONEY BUT DEMOCRAT
S COMPARED TO REPUBLICAN
S HAVE HAD A REALLY
HARD TIME RAISING MONEY SINCE
PRESIDENT TRUMP GOT INTO OFFICE,
SO WHY, YOU KNOW, AND I DON'T
THINK IMPEACHMENT IS THE THING
TO DO HER IN.
I THINK IT'S THE FACT THAT SHE'S
SO UNLIKEABLE AND THERE ARE ALL
OF THESE YOUNGER FRESHMAN HOUSE
MEMBERS WHO ARE LIKE YEAH, I
WOULDN'T VOTE FOR HER AND I'M
GOING TO WIN AGAIN SAYING I
WON'T.
>> SHE'LL DESTROY THEM.
THAT'S WHAT SHE'S GOT GOING FOR
HER.
SHE IS A CONSTANT REMINDER TO ME
OF HOW SCREWED UP OUR POLITICAL
SYSTEM IS.
WHEN YOU LOOK AT HER, YOU KNOW
EVERYBODY ON THAT SIDE OF THE
OUTLOOKS UP AND THINKS WHY HER,
WHY DOES SHE HAVE TO REP US, WHY
DOES SHE HAVE TO FRONT US AND
THE FACT IS SHE'S GOT THE
SHARPEST ELBOW.
SHE WOULD HAVE NOTHING ABOUT
DESTROYING A YOUNG
REPRESENTATIVE'S LIFE.
SHE IS AN PASHMINA MANNEQUIN.
SHE NEVER SHUTS UP.
IT'S OCCASIONALLY WE HAVE TO
HOOK HER LIKE A FALCON.
SHE IS MORE IN OVER HER HEAD
THAN A GAY DWARF HITTING ON SHAQ
KENNEDY: LET'S TALK A LITTLE BIT
ABOUT IMPEACHMENT.
I THINK IF THE PRESIDENT WERE
IMPEACHED HE WOULDN'T BE KICKED
OUT OUT OF OFFICE AN IT WOULD
MAKE HIM A HERO, IT WOULD BE THE
BEST THING TO HAPPEN TO HIM A
MONEY RAISING BONANZA, ENERGIZE
HIS BASE AND IT WOULD MAKE THE
FAR LEFT FEEL LIKE THEY'VE
ACHIEVED SOMETHING.
I MEAN THAT REALLY IS THE ONE
UNIFYING THING IN WASHINGTON,
WILL IT HAPPEN?
>> IF I WAS TRUMP I'D ORDER A
PRESIDENTIAL ORDER DEMANDING IT,
TOMORROW.
SAY FILE ARTICLES OF IMPEACHMENT
AGAINST ME.
THIS IS SCREWING THE COUNTRY UP.
BRING IT ON, WHAT DO YOU HAVE?
LET'S DO THIS AND LET'S SEE WHAT
HAPPENS AND I'M NOT EVEN KIDDING
I WOULD DEMAND THAT THEY FILE
ARTICLES OF IMPEACHMENT TOMORROW
, AND SAY THIS SHOULDN'T
BE WHAT THIS ELECTION IS ABOUT.
LET'S DO IT RIGHT NOW IF YOU
HAVE SOMETHING, PUT IT ON THE
TABLE.
IF YOU DON'T, SHUT UP AND RIDE
PELOSI OFF INTO THE SUNSET.
I THINK THAT'S WHAT'S GOING TO
HAPPEN.
I THINK THEY'VE OVERPLAYED THEIR
HAND SO MUCH, THAT I HONEST, I
CAN'T SEE A WAY HE LOSES NOW AND
THE FACT THAT THEY ALL BET
PELOSI AND WHETHER THEY'RE
AFRAID OF HER OR WHETHER THEY
THINK SHE SHOULD FRONT THE PARTY
AND BERNIE SANDERS AND JOE BIDEN
SHOWS ME THAT THEY'RE NOT AS
SMART AS THEY THINK THEY ARE.
THAT IS THE OLD WAY, THEY'RE
TRYING TO PITCH KIDS.
KIDS MUST LOOK UP AND GO REALLY?
THIS IS WHERE I'M GOING TO END
UP IN THE SWIMMING POOL AND
CACCOON FOR GOD'S SAKES?
I DON'T THINK IT'S GOING TO WORK
KENNEDY: IT'S NOT EVEN THAT WARM
AND THE WATER IS KIND OF STINKY.
DENNIS I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU
HERE IN PERSON.
>> I'LL BE THERE NEXT THURSDAY
KENNEDY.
KENNEDY: THE CARPET WILL BE SO
RED YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO TELL IF
IT'S CRIMSON OR BLOOD AND THAT
IS THE HIGHEST COMPLEMENT.
>> IF YOU CAN'T GET THE CARPET
GET THAT REPUBLICAN CONGRESSMAN
FROM KENTUCKY, AND BY THE WAY IF
WE ARE GOING TO WATER BOARD
PEOPLE, I'D SAY THAT WE USE THE
LIQUID IN THE APPLICATION BUT
THEN EVENTUALLY IT'S A DRYING
AGENT AND I THINK WE CAN SKIRT
GENEVA CONVENTIONS THERE, THERE
YOU GO THAT'S MY ADVICE.