This is definitely a four out of five.
I heard him spit some iller bars,
but this is classic bars though.
"Get out my cell when I shit, get lost.
I'll punch a (bleep) down when I'm pissed off.
Wanna wrestle, had to put him in a hip-toss.
Lost of rap (bleep) backwards, Kris Kross."
Sounds like a Nicki Minaj bar or something like that.
I mean it's not bad line.
I like that "Wanna wrestle, had to put him in a hip-toss."
That's a pretty ill bar. This ain't bad.
I give this a four out of five.
"Give me brain, I swear that (bleep) is a scholar.
No snakes around me, only snake on my collar.
I'm a thief in the night, pray to Jesus to Christ,
better hope he believe in your life."
The first two bars were good.
I'm not crazy about the second ones.
I'm not really sure who did this.
I'll give this a three out of five.
It's not terrible.
"You (bleep) be mad 'cause I got all the guns.
They do it for clout, I do it for fun.
I do what I want, they do what they can.
Bitch, I'm a man inside of my hands."
Started off good. I'm not really sure,
"I'm a bitch, I'm a man inside of my hands."
I don't know what that really means. This ain't bad.
I give this a three out of five, 'cause it's not terrible.
"They do it for clout, I do it for fun."
I'm not mad at that bar.
"I do what I want, they do what they can."
That's always a good line to throw in.
I just didn't understand the last line.
Maybe it might be my age or something, I don't know.
Might be some new slang.
"Inside of my hands" or something,
I've never heard that phrase before.
"Yeah, this shit way too formal. Y'all know I don't follow suit.
Stacey Dash, most of these girls ain't got a clue.
All of these (bleep) I made off records I produced.
I might take all my exes and put 'em all in a group."
I know this from somewhere. This is a song I actually I (bleep)
with, 'cause I recognize the, "Stacey Dash,
most of these girls ain't got a clue."
This is all right. I give this a four out of five.
"I might take all my exes and put 'em all in a group."
That's pretty funny. I'll (bleep) with that.
"In the hood I'm a grinder, wood on the vinyl, TV, VCR,
I'm laid back with your mama.
Y'all ain't ever seen a grinder that grind the way I grind, huh?
Top of my drop still missing as Osama."
Maybe I'm saying it wrong.
Maybe I haven't heard the context of where it comes from,
but I don't know. This one's kind of shaky.
I give this one actually a two.
I don't like the, 'cause it's like skipping a line,
I don't like when people skip lines
and have to match with alternative bars or whatever.
It's just my personal preference.
The dude is going to be mad at me.
That was Camillionaire.
Cam's gonna kill me.
He's gonna kill me for that.
"You see them fours crawling? You see them screens falling?
The disco ball in my mouth insinuates I'm ballin'.
I'm leaning on the switch, sitting crooked in my slab,
but I could still catch boppers if I drove a cab."
Is this Paul Wall? Yeah, I ... know the pattern.
It's always about something about correlating the teeth
in his mouth to something shiny, so when he said,
"The disco ball in my mouth insinuates
I'm ballin'," that's the homie.
Paul gets a four out of five for that.
"Fingernails burnt, looking like a tweaker.
Ears steady poppin', but not from the speakers.
Green got me hungry, fiendin' for them munchies,
'cause real smokers don't blow no (bleep)
green on empty stomachs."
I don't know. I don't see where munchies rhyme with stomachs.
That's got to be based on where they're from
and I guess how they bend words
or how they pronounce certain things,
'cause munchies and stomach don't really match.
I like the 'Fingernails burnt, looking like a tweaker."
What part of the country says tweaker?
Is this a Bay Area rapper?
West Coast? It's not West Coast?
Who says tweakers?
Most people don't say tweaker everywhere for dope fiend.
That's a specific area.
"'Cause real smokers don't blow no green on empty stomachs."
That last line, these last lines have been bothering me.
Like you got to close out the four with a bang.
This about a three out of five.
"Now look who creeping, look who crawling,
still balling in the mix. It's that six-six long (bleep)
slim (bleep) sticking your chick.
Pulling tricks, looking slick at all times when I'm flipping.
Barre sipping, car dipping,
Grant wood grain gripping. Still tipping on four fours."
Slim Thug, four out of five. This is a classic.
"Don't it feel funny when you go down to eat her,
knowing that you suckin' on another (bleep) peter.
And when ya get a kiss, do ya feel bliss,
knowin' that ya swallowed all that (bleep) and piss?"
This is the legendary Pimp C. This is a classic.
This is one of our first records.
This is definitely a four out of five,
'cause I heard him spit some iller bars,
but this is classic bars though.
This is typical Pimp C, you know what I'm saying?
Talkin' about what he was doing with somebody's woman,
that's typical Chad right there.
It wasn't as outlandish as some of the other stuff
I heard him say.
"Paid like a mother (bleep) clientele is growin'.
Geekin' so bad, I got pregnant fiends (bleep),
suck a (bleep) and lick an ass just to get a bump, (bleep)
Black Caesar (bleep) call me Black Trump."
I regret this rhyme now. I wrote this rhyme in '92
when it was cool to equate yourself with Donald Trump
'cause he was rich,
before we knew who he really was as a person.
I'm going to give myself two out of five for this.
I should've known better back then.
I should've had better foresight.
Matter of fact, I'm going to give myself a one.
'Cause my bars are a hundred times better than this now,
and I got better judgment of character now too.
Yo, what's up?
This is Bun B, the Trill OG reppin' UGK for life,
and I just rated those bars. Step your bars up.