Huge news. Kanye is back on Twitter. Welcome back to What's Trending, I'm
Candice Carrizales. Subscribe for more social media news every day. Kanye West
had a popular Twitter. Yeah, it had some questionable things, but the majority of
people loved it. And then he deleted it for a year, and now he's back! He's back.
He's back and better than ever. He kicked off his return to Twitter in a tender
way with pictures of merch that doesn't exist.
"My favorite Saint Pablo Tee". And it appears that's a picture of Caitlyn Jenner on
the back of a tour shirt. I don't believe this was ever released, although a lot of
people on Twitter want this shirt to be a real thing. Kanye also posted tattoo
designs, which honestly looked like he could have just gotten them off a font
website and then typed his daughter's name. But this isn't about Kanye's new tweets,
this is about Kanye's best tweets. In honor of Kanye being back on Twitter,
we're counting down 10 of my favorite Kanye tweets, baby. Here we go. Number
10: "Who's seen the play Wicked? I've seen it 4 times! Other than loving the
music acting and costumes... it's my story!!!" Is Kanye a witch, a wizard, a warlock? Is
he into the dark arts? Although I cannot relate to the musical Wicked, I think
this next tweet, we all can relate to. Number 9: "I hate what I'm on a flight
and I wake up with a water bottle next to me like oh great now I got to be
responsible for this water bottle." After hours of studying this tweet, do you
think he meant to type baby instead of water bottle? "I hate what I'm on a flight
and I wake up with a [baby] next to me like oh great now I gotta be responsible
for this [baby]." See? It works. Maybe I've just never experienced the water bottle
thing because I fly in coach, you know? I always, I always have to like hunt them
down and be like yes I'd like yeah oh yeah oh yeah I'd like a drink? Can I get
a water? And then they're like drink out of the toilet, you're in coach.
I get poisoned every time, but I'm still alive.
Number 8: "Exes can be mad but just know I never let them play with my ass... I
don't do that... I stay away from that area all together." I'm just wondering if this
tweet has changed you know in recent years because this was tweeted a while
ago but as we all know in his song Father Stretch My Hands Pt. 1, he
sings the famous lyrics "If I fuck this model / And she just a bleached her asshole / And I get
bleach on my T-shirt / I'ma feel like an asshole". Why would you get bleach from her
butthole on your T-shirt if you're not going near asses? I'm just calling you
out on it. I want a follow up. Number 7: "Do you
know where to find marble conference tables? I'm looking to have a conference...
not until I get that table though." Yeah, Kanye. I actually found one on Amazon
for you, so here's the page. Literally all you had to do was Google marbled
conference table. Here's a tweet from Kanye's from 2012. Number 6: "I have to
dress Kim every day so she doesn't embarrass me". A lot of us I think
globally really feel like Kim is a fashion icon you know? And so I'm just
trying to figure out, did she dress bad before 2012 and we just don't remember
it? We all blacked out and we're like yeah she's a fashion icon? Was Kanye
behind it the whole time? This next tweet leaves me with more
questions than answers. Number 5: "I make awesome decisions in bike stores!!!"
Like you pick great bikes out? Or did you decide to have children when you
were in the bike store? Like you and Kim were like I think we should have
children as they were looking at the bikes you know? I want to know. Just e-mail
me. Number 4: "My favorite unit of measurement is 'a shit load'. Good. All I
have to say to this is a good thing he's not a chef.
You're like you know I'm like a little sous chef and I'm like Kanye how much
salt goes into the casserole? And he just goes a 'shit load' and then I'm gonna end up putting
too much salt in the casserole and then it's just gonna be salty and then I'm
gonna serve it and nobody's gonna want to eat it and people are gonna send it
back to the kitchen and I'm gonna try and keep making it and then Kanye is
just gonna keep saying like a 'shit load' of salt, a 'shit load' of salt and then I just keep you know
putting a shit load of salt and then the casserole never gets better and I never
get to start my career as a chef. I'm glad I was able to release that. This
next tweet really makes you realize that you can do anything you want when
you're a rich and famous celebrity. Number 3: "I have no interest in
working with anyone who is too important or too good or too traditional to take a
call at 3am". I'm just curious how many business people were like yes we're
doing the call at 3am that's the only way we can get him and then they
like fell asleep before you know they had like a phone call with them and then
they like fell asleep and then they woke up at like you know 7am the next
morning they were like ah we missed the call and then Kanye was like sorry that was
the only time, only date we could do that and they just ruin their chances with
him. Number 2: "I specifically ordered persian rugs with cherub imagery!!! What do
I have to do to get a simple persian rug with cherub imagery uuuuugh". It's
not just me right? Like that's not a simple rug design. I typed the word rugs
into amazon.com and here's a just a screenshot of what simple normal rugs
look like. I've never seen a cherub rug in my regular ass life. Last but not
least, to tie all these Kanye tweets together okay, we have Number 1 and you
know what? You might not think it's the best one, but I like this one because I
can actually relate to it. Number 1: "Room service uuuuugh! I hate when I order fruit
and I can taste the other food they cut with the same knife. Beef flavored
pineapples". Have I ever gotten room service? No,
but my mom did cut me fruit once that was cut with the same knife that
touched a raw onion before, so I know what that tastes like
you know? And that's as close and connected that I will ever be to Kanye
and relate to him. What are your favorite Kanye tweets? Did you relate to any of
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