Last Time On Inanimate Insanity
Salt and Pepper played catch and got some really bad luck.
At elimination, Nickel was saved by some misspelling,
so it was down to Lightbulb and Marshmallow,
but it was Lightbulb.
The teams were broken up for the challenge so contestants had to stack three golf balls,
And the bottom four would be up for elimination.
There was so much epic fail and frustration that it couldn't be shown, and was not suitable for the internet.
But Salt, Pepper, Knife, and Marshmallow ended up being up for elimination,
since they failed the most epicly.
And that's what you missed on Inanimate Insanity.
Hey guys!
Want to see the wonders of static electricity?
Yeah!
*footsteps*
*zap!*
*Nickel and Orange Juice laughing*
*Nickel, Orange Juice and Knife laughing*
Oh, Marshmallow!
You are just so much fun to mess with!
Yeah, so are you!
*beep*
*Knife screaming*
Woah!
Where did you get that?
Walmart!
And it came with a free cucumber.
Woah, you're lookin' mighty fine today!
*Knife screaming*
Hey, Apple!
Hey,
Apple!
Hey Apple!
Apple!
Hey!
Hey Apple!
Hey!
Apple!
Hey Apple!
What?!
Knife!
Huh?
*Apple yelling, Orange snickering*
*Intro music*
Elimination Time!
*duh-duh!*
Isn't that just such a wonderful song?
No, it's not!
Just tell me I'm safe already!
Mephone4: Well, we got 430 votes.
That means 430 people voted for either Marshmallow, Taco, Knife, or Pepper.
Mephone4: Well, this episode, I got the rewards last minute.
Mephone4: So the best I could do was some leaves.
Wow, real class.
Moving on!
Mephone4: Marshmallow,
Mephone4: even though you nearly died,
Mephone4: you got the least amount of votes, at 26.
*metal bang*
Um,
this is like, green metal.
These aren't even leaves!
Leaves were too expensive!
But wait, how is that-
Mephone4: Shut up already!
Mephone4: Taco,
Mephone4: you also get a leaf.
Mephone4: because you got only 34 votes.
But you're so annoying.
I don't see how you're still in.
SOUR CREAM!
*Taco chewing*
Blegh!
*metal bang*
Mephone4: Knife and Pepper,
Mephone4: you are the bottom two.
Let's show the votes, you know, for dramatic effect.
Mephone4: That means Pepper is safe,
Mephone4: with 146 votes.
*woosh*
Mephone4: And Knife,
Mephone4: "Mr. Tough Guy",
Mephone4: is eliminated,
Mephone4: with 224 votes.
What?!
This cannot happen!
*Mephone4 grunting*
*punch sound, Knife screaming*
Mephone4: Congratulations, contestants for making it this far!
Mephone4: You are the final ten.
Mephone4: However, we had a contest a while back,
Mephone4: where the fans got to submit their character to join the game.
Mephone4: There were ten contestants that won.
Welcome to the show, newbies!
Now let's get to it!
Mephone4: We're going to have a challenge to decide who will join the game.
Mephone4: It's a paint gun contest. You all get paint guns.
Mephone4: If you get shot, you are eliminated.
Mephone4: The last contestant standing wins immunity,
Mephone4: and gets to join the game.
Mephone4: Go!
You're all going down!
*gunshot, splat*
Hey, that's not fair!
*explosion*
Mephone4: Oh yeah,
Mephone4: the paint is explosive!
Mephone4: Poptart, I'm sorry, but you're toasted.
You're next, glassface!
Oh no! This'll protect me!
*splat, splat*
No!
*evil laughing*
Wow, you're creepy!
What does creepy mean?
*Teddy Bear grunting*
*punching sound, Apple screaming*
Hm?
*explosion*
*splat*
Wow!
Teddy Bear is owning!
Mephone4: So Bell, Spiky, TV, Apple, Dictionary, and Teddy Bear are still in it!
You're going down, TV!
Oh no!
*splat*
She's just so-
Weird?
*splat, explosion*
Mephone4: and Dictionary is eliminated!
Now it's down to Bell, Spiky, Teddy bear and Apple.
Hey, Teddy! How about we form an alliance?
Alliance?
How dare you mock me like that!
*splat*
Hey, that was mean!
I think you need a taste of your own medicine!
*splat*
Mephone4: And down goes down Spiky Mervert!
Oh my god!
I forgot how to use this thing!
Sucks to be you!
*splat*
Huh?
*explosion*
Grr!
*splat*
Yaw!
Arrggh! *splat, splat, splat, splat!*
Ugh, I'm tired!
Ugh! It's been 27 hours and nothing has happened.
Oh yeah, this thing does it!
*splat*
Aaah!
Welcome to the game, Apple!
And as a reward for joining the game, you win immunity!
Yeah!
Hey, that's not fair!
Al contrére mon frére!
Mephone4: Because all of you get immunity as well!
Instead of competing for immunity, this time you will be competing for the new contestant!
Mephone4: The winning team gets Apple as a reward.
Mephone4: And along with Apple, they get fresh baked cookies!
Anyway, this challenge is very complex.
Team Epic, you guys only have three lousy members left.
Yeah, it's quite depressing.
So, only three contestants on team Chicken Leg can compete.
Mephone4: Let's let the computer decide.
Mephone4: Now the six of you will all recieve a number.
Mephone4: Let me explain the challenge.
Mephone4: It consists of three mini challenges.
Mephone4: Each team will receive a baton.
Mephone4: Your challenge is to get the baton to the end of the obstacle course.
Mephone4: First, the number ones with cross the lake of elephant poop on white platforms.
Mephone4: The number one will give the baton to the number two, who will climb along a long ladder and plunge into a bucket of guacamole.
Mephone4: The number three will take the baton and cross a boardwalk over a gorge, and a spinning blade.
Mephone4: The first two to make it across with their baton to the other side of the gorge gets Apple on their team.
Team Epic, this is your chance to finally catch up to them.
So on your mark, get set, go!
*Nickel moaning*
Come on Nickel, hurry up!
I'm trying!
*muffled groaning*
Nickel, look out!
Here, t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t
Take the baton! *gasp*
*silence*
Woo!
Hmmm... Hmph!
Okay, let's do this!
Hmm!
*Pickle screaming*
*splat*
*in singsong voice*: I made it!
*metal clang*
Mama...?
*static*
Are you bored?
Well...
♪It's a ball♪
♪He's got a rubber ball♪
♪It's a ball♪
♪He's got a rubber ball♪
♪The simple joy of bouncing a small little sphere♪
♪Just whip it out and the fun is here♪
♪It's a ball♪
*theme song keeps on playing in the background* That's right, it's a rubber ball!
It's not just a normal rubber ball, it's a stupid rubber ball.
So, buy now!
It's only $9,000!
But it's worth it trust-
Paintbrush: *muffled* take the baton...
Oh no, where's the baton?
It must be somewhere in the guacamole!
*blade grinding*
*Marshmallow squealing*
*splat* Hmm!
*splat*
Hmm!
Grr!
I'll show you who to mess with!
No way!
*beep*
Orange Juice: Woah...
Yah!
*Orange Juice and Marshmallow Screaming*
Woah, waaahh!
*glass shattering*
*Marshmallow squealing*
Ahh!
*Wind rushing*
*woosh* Yay!
Nice! And finally victory for team Epic!
Marshmallow: Yay! Paintbrush: All right! Nickel: Awesome! Paintbrush: Woo!
And as a reward, you get Apple.
But, as for the cookies, well, no cookies, because I'm a fat slob, so I ate them.
I can't believe we finally won!
Oh yeah, and Nickel, we have some bad news.
Mephone4: Last episode, when 70 people voted for Nickle, they really meant you!
And you're just figuring this out now?!
Mephone4: So, for all of those people out there who need to learn how to spell, we're taking your votes anyway.
Mephone4: And Nickel is going to Idiotic Island.
*punch sound*
Mephone4: And in return, Lightbulb can re-join the game.
*glass shattering*
Mephone4: And in return, Lightbulb can re-join the game.
Team Chicken Leg, you also win a fabulous prize.
Mephone4: You're all up for elimination.
But I thought you gave us immunity!
Well, I took it back, because you lost!
However, you guys will be voting out who will be eliminated, not the viewers.
Mephone4: So everyone, check back at September 1st to see which member of team Chicken Leg is eliminated.
Oh, I'm in Idiotic Island!
Well, at least I have my rubber ball!
♪It's a ball♪
♪He's got a rubber ball♪
♪It's a ball♪
♪He's got a rubber ball♪
♪The simple joy of bouncing a small little sphere♪
♪Just whip it out and the fun is here♪
♪It's a ball♪
♪He's got a rubber ball♪
♪It's a ball♪
♪He's got a rubber ball♪
♪The ball go up and the ball go down♪
♪Just keep on going and you'll never frown♪
♪It's a ball♪
♪He's got a rubber ball♪
♪It's a ball♪
♪He's got a rubber ball♪
♪All day and all night you're going to have some fun♪
♪Just don't drop it and You'll never be done♪
♪It's a ball, ball♪
♪He's got a rubber ball♪
♪It's a ball, ball♪
♪He's got a rubber ball♪