STARTS
STARTS NOW. >>> I WAS ALWAYS AN ACTIVE
PERSON.
PERSON.
PERSON. I'VE ALWAYS BEEN PHYSICAL TO
FEEL HAVE THAT COME TO A
SCREECHING HALT WAS SOMETHING I
REALLY COULDN'T LIVE WITH.
PHYSICALLY, MENTALLY, AND
EMOTIONALLY, I WAS TOTALLY A
GRUMPY OLD MAN.
WHEN I GOT MY TEETER, THAT'S
WHEN IT ALL CHANGED FOR ME.
AND THE MORE I WORKED MY BACK.
THE MORE RELIEF MY BACK GAVE
ME.
ME.
ME. AND
ME. AND THAT'S WHEN I KNEW THAT
THIS MACHINE REALLY WORKS.
IT'S SO SIMPLE.
AND YET SO EFFECTIVE.
IF IT WASN'T FOR THE TEETER, I
WOULDN'T BE THE PERSON I AM
TODAY.
TODAY.
TODAY. IT
TODAY. IT PUT THE SMILE BACK ON MY
FACE.
FACE.
FACE. IF
FACE. IF I WAS FACE-TO-FACE WITH
ROGER TEETER I WOULD CRY LIKE A
BABY.
BABY.
BABY. BECAUSE WHAT HE GAVE ME WAS MY
LIFE BACK.
LIFE BACK. AND I THANK HIM.
I THANK HIM FOR THAT.
>> YOU CAN JUST TELL ME IN
PERSON.
PERSON.
PERSON. >> OH GOD.
[ LAUGHTER ]
THANK
THANK YOU
THANK YOU SIR. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE GOING TO
BE HERE.
BE HERE.
BE HERE. >> I LOVE MY JOB.
AND IT'S BECAUSE OF TESTIMONIES
LIKE YOURS.
LIKE YOURS. I WRECKED MY BACK AND INVERSION
CHANGED MY LIFE.
WE'RE NOT JUST SELLING PRODUCT.
WE'RE SELLING A CHANGED
LIFESTYL.
LIFESTYL.
LIFESTYL. SO MANY PEOPLE HAVE WRITTEN OFF
THEIR ABILITY TO MOVE FREELY
BECAUSE OF LOW AGE.
IT'S THE LONG-TERM EFFECTS OF
GRAVITY COMBINED WITH
LIFESTYLE, POSTURE, AND A LOT
OF OTHER THINGS, TEETER IS THE
WAY TO FIGHT BACK AGAINST THAT.
>> I CAN'T THANK YOU ENOUGH.
>> GOODNESS GRACIOUS ME, THAT
GETS ME EVERY TIME.
OH MY GOSH.
WELL, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I
TAKE GREAT PRIDE IN INTRODUCING
YOU TO THIS MAN, ROGER TEETER
IS HERE TONIGHT.
ROGER, HOW ARE YOU, SIR?
>> I AM FANTASTIC, YOU KNOW, I
LIVED THE SAME LIFE AS MORRIS
DID.
DID.
DID. YOU
DID. YOU KNOW, I HAD DEBILITATING
BACK PROBLEMS FOR FIVE YEARS.
AND NOTHING HELPED UNTIL I
FOUND INVERSION.
FOUND INVERSION. AND IT CHANGED MY LIFE SO
DRAMATICALLY THAT MY WIFE AND I
STARTED THIS BUSINESS 37 YEARS
AGO.
AGO.
AGO. AND
AGO. AND WHY I'M STILL DOING IT AT
80 YEARS OLD, BECAUSE IT
CHANGES LIFE.
CHANGES LIFE. IN FACT, I WANT YOUR VIEWERS TO
GO TO DOT COM, THERE ARE
HUNDREDS OF FIVE STAR REVIEWS.
IF YOU WILL HAVE A BACK PAIN
ISSUE, YOU'RE LIKELY GOING TO
FIND SOMEONE THAT SOUNDS
EXACTLY LIKE YOU AND THE
PROBABILITY IS THAT TESTIMONY
WILL END WITH THE SAME REMARK,
I CAN'T BELIEVE I DIDN'T ORDER
THIS YEARS AGO.
TO THAT POINT, ROGER, I WANT TO
STRESS TO EVERYBODY.
THIS IS AN 11 MINUTE
PRESENTATION, 12 MINUTE
PRESENTATION.
PRESENTATION. I ASKED IF ROGER AND RILEY, HIS
DAUGHTER COULD BE HERE TONIGHT
JUST AS A KIND OF FAIR WELL TO
20 AMAZING YEARS.
S IN THE LAST 10 MINUTES OF
2018.
2018.
2018. SO
2018. SO THE LAST SHOW AND THE LAST
CHANCE TO GET ROGER'S NEWEST
INVERSION TABLE AT THE LOWEST
PRICE.
PRICE.
PRICE. SO
PRICE. SO EVERYBODY KNOWS, THIS IS
NORMALLY $449.
NORMALLY $449. WE'RE DOING IT FOR 329.
WHICH IS THE PRICE OF ROGER'S
ENTRY LEVEL TABLE.
THIS TABLE IS THE ONE THAT'S
VIRTUALLY FULLY ASSEMBLED.
THIS IS THE ONE THAT'S FDA
CLEARED.
CLEARED.
CLEARED. AND ROGER, THE WAY I LOVED AND
LIKE TO LOOK AT THIS IS, 329 IS
THE PRICE THAT YOU WOULD OFFER
20 YEARS AGO WITH YOUR FIRST
EVER.
EVER.
EVER. >>
EVER. >> ABSOLUTELY.
>> ABSOLUTELY. THIS HAS BEEN UPGRADED 125
TIMES SINCE.
TIMES SINCE. AND IT'S GOT ALL KINDS OF
PLUSES.
PLUSES.
PLUSES. >> FOR ANYBODY THAT DOESN'T
KNOW, WE'RE GOING TO TALK ABOUT
BACK PAIN AND TEMPORARY RELIEF.
WE'LL TALK ABOUT THE FDA
CLEARANCE, THERE'S SO MUCH THAT
THIS CAN DO, RIGHT ROGER?
>> ABSOLUTELY.
>> ABSOLUTELY. IT FIGHTS BACK AGAINST THE
HARMFUL COMPRESSION OF THE BODY
BY GRAVITY.
BY GRAVITY. IT'S PULLING EVERYTHING SOUTH.
STEALING YOUR FIGURE,
FLEXIBILITY.
FLEXIBILITY. AND ABILITY TO KEEP UP WITH THE
GRAND KIDS AND IT GIVES YOU
YOUR LIFE BACK.
IT CHANGED MY LIFE SO
DRAMATICALLY.
DRAMATICALLY. >> Host: IT'S REAL.
PEOPLE FEEL VERY STRONG ABOUT
IT.
IT.
IT. I
IT. I KNOW IT'S A SHORT TIME AND A
SHORT PRESENTATION.
SHORT PRESENTATION. BUT IF YOU'RE LIKE MORRIS AND
YOU GOT THIS AND IT'S CHANGED
YOUR LIFE, CALL US.
ROGER, TAKE US THROUGH THE FDA
AND WHAT THAT MEANS TO OUR
VIEWERS.
VIEWERS.
VIEWERS. >> Guest: TEETER IS THE ONLY
BRAND THAT IS FDA CLEARED AS A
CLASS ONE MEDICAL DEVICE.
THE FDA SAID THE USE OF TEETER
IS INDICATED FOR TEN COMMON
CAUSES OF BACK PAIN, BACK PAIN
IN GENERAL, SCIATICA,
DEGENERATIVE SPINAL STENOSIS,
JOINT DISEASE, THE SAME AS
OSTEOARTHRITIS.
OSTEOARTHRITIS. SPINAL CURVATURE DUE TO TIGHT
MUSCLES, MUSCLE TENSION,
HERNIATED DISK, MUSCLE SPASMS.
AND YOU KNOW, IT GIVES RELIEF
FOUR DIFFERENT WAYS, THAT'S WHY
IT CAN DEAL WITH ALL THOSE
ISSUES.
ISSUES.
ISSUES. IT TAKES THE PRESSURE OFF.
IT REJUVENATES THE DISKS.
IT STRETCHES AND RELAXES THOSE
TIGHT MUSCLES.
TIGHT MUSCLES. AND IT HELPS THE SPINE TO
REALIGN.
REALIGN.
REALIGN. >> Host: IT DOES ALL OF THOSE
THINGS SO EASILY AS WELL.
PEOPLE DON'T REALIZE THIS IS
MINUTES PER DAY.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE ON IT FOR
A LONG TIME.
>> Guest: THREE TO FIVE
MINUTES.
MINUTES.
MINUTES. AND YOU DON'T NEED TO GO TO
FULL INVERSION.
FULL INVERSION. WITH TRACTION HANDLES, YOU CAN
TETHER THE TABLE AT ANY ANGLE
THAT YOU'RE COMFORTABLE WITH
AND USE THE TRACTION HANDLES TO
ADD ADDITIONAL DECOMPRESSION.
>> Host: ONE OF THE THINGS
YOU'LL NOTICE, IT LOOKS
DIFFERENCE BECAUSE IT IS
DIFFERENT.
DIFFERENT. THIS IS THE NEW TABLE FROM
ROGER.
ROGER.
ROGER. YOU JUST KEEP MAKING IT BETTER
AND BETTER.
AND BETTER. >> Guest: THIS IS A NEW TABLE
THAT ACTUALLY FLOATS WITH YOU.
IT MOVES WITH YOU.
IT'S THE MOST COMFORTABLE BED
WE'VE EVER DONE.
WE'VE GOT THE EASY REACH
HANDLE.
HANDLE.
HANDLE. WHICH WE'VE GOT THE OVERSIZED
HANDLES, THE TRACTION HANDLES.
AND LUMBAR BRIDGE.
WHICH SQUARES THE HIPS BEFORE
WE STARTED AING TRACTION.
AND IT'S GOT THE ACTIVE
PRESSURE.
PRESSURE.
PRESSURE. EIGHT OF THEM IN DIFFERENT
SIZES.
SIZES.
SIZES. THAT CAN BE PLACED ANY WHERE.
THERE ARE THE THUMBS THAT CAN
WORK OUT KNOTS ON YOUR BACK
THAT YOU JUST CAN'T REACH.
>> Host: WE WANT TO TALK ABOUT
DR. LONG.
DR. LONG.
DR. LONG. TELL ME ABOUT DR. LONG?
>> Guest: YOU NEED TO GET ON
THE INTERNET, HIS FIRST NAME IS
DONLIN LONG.
DONLIN LONG. HE'S THE HEAD OF NEURAL SURGERY
FOR 35 YEARS AT ONE OF THE
LARGEST AND PROTEST PROMINENT
UNIVERSITIES IN THE UNITED
STATES.
STATES.
STATES. AND HE'S A STRONG ADVOCATE OF
INVERSION.
INVERSION. HE USES IT IN HIS PERSONAL
PRACTICE.
PRACTICE.
PRACTICE. AND HE USES IT PERSONALLY.
>> SO WHEN YOU DECOMPRESS,
THERE'S A LENGTHENING OF THE
SPINE.
SPINE.
SPINE. BY
SPINE. BY DOING SO, WITH A GREATER
DISK HEIGHT, YOU HAVE MORE ROOM
FOR THE NERVES, THERE'S LESS
COMPRESSION WITH THE FACET
JOINTS, AND THE SPINE IS JUST
MUCH HAPPIER.
MUCH HAPPIER. >> s THE PAST 53 YEARS I'VE
BEEN A NEUROSURGEON WITH A
MAJOR INTEREST IN CHRONIC PAIN
AND DEALING WITH MANY PATIENTS
WITH BACK PAIN.
MOST PATIENTS TELL ME, IF THEY
USE THEIR TEETER INVERSION
TABLE ON A REGULAR BASIS, THEY
SIMPLY FEEL MUCH BETTER.
NO ONE HAS TO DO ANYTHING TO
YOU.
YOU.
YOU. AND
YOU. AND I THINK IT'S A VERY NATURAL
WAY TO DEAL WITH THE PROBLEM.
>> Host: IN THESE FINAL FIVE OR
SIX MINUTES, I JUST LOVE.
AS WE THINK ABOUT EVERYBODY
THIS HOLIDAY SEASON, AND WE
THINK ABOUT GIFTS AND WE THINK
ABOUT THE ONES WE LOVE.
WE HAVE TO PAY ATTENTION TO
OURSELVES AND OUR BODIES.
IF YOU'RE STRUGGLING EVERYDAY
WHEN YOU GET OUT OF BED.
MY DAD SUFFERED WITH A BAD BACK
ALL HIS LIFE.
I WISH HE WAS AROUND TO SEE
THIS AND SHOW HIM THIS.
AND HOW THIS COULD HELP OR HAVE
HELPED HIM.
HELPED HIM. THIS IS SOMETHING THAT MAKES A
DIFFERENCE IN FOLKS' LIFE.
IF YOU'D LIKE TO GIVE THIS A
GO, BE OUR GUEST.
BUT DON'T BE NERVOUS.
AND DON'T BE SCARED.
IT'S BEEN PROVEN TIME AND TIME
AGAIN AROUND THE WORLD I WAS
WATCHING HIM ONLINE IN ENGLAND.
AROUND THE WORLD, TEETER
INVERSION TABLES ARE THE BEST
IN CLASS, ROGER, TELL US ABOUT
THE SPINE AND HOW IT CHANGES AS
WE GET OLDER.
>> Guest: AS WE GET OLDER, WE
LOSE HEIGHT.
LOSE HEIGHT. YOU'VE SEEN IT IN OLDER
RELATIVES OR MIRROR.
THE HEIGHT LOSS IS IN THE SOFT
TISSUE OF THE JOINTS.
THAT'S WHERE YOUR FLEXIBILITY
AND SHACK ABSORPTION IS.
IT'S LIFESTYLE THAT CAUSES THE
PROBLEM.
PROBLEM.
PROBLEM. THAT BRIGHT LIGHT IS THE
LOCATION OF A SURGICALLY
IMPLANTED PRESSURE CENTER.
PRESSURE READ SOMETHING IN THE
UPPER RIGHT HAND CORNER.
IT'S A BASELINE FOR EACH OF THE
INDIVIDUALS IN THE STUDY.
THEN THEY WENT TO DIFFERENT
BODY POSITIONS TO SEE HOW THE
PRESSURE CHANGED.
PRESSURE CHANGED. WHEN YOU BEND OVER, IT DOUBLES,
BUT YOU KNEW THAT, YOU KNEW YOU
HAD TO BE CAREFUL WITH YOUR
BACKBENDING OVER, DID YOU KNOW
THAT?
THAT?
THAT? 50%
THAT? 50% HIGHER LOAD SITTING THAN
STANDING, YOU JUST DON'T FEEL
IT.
IT.
IT. AND
IT. AND THERE'S THE RECIPE FOR BACK
PAIN.
PAIN.
PAIN. 250% HIGHER LOADS LEANING OVER
THAT SMALL SCREEN, YOU KNOW,
THAT'S -- IT'S THAT LIFESTYLE
THING COMBINED WITH STRESS AND
WEAK MUSCLES TO GIVE YOU BACK
PAIN.
PAIN.
PAIN. THAT LAST 25% GOES TO BED WITH
YOU.
YOU.
YOU. IT'S
YOU. IT'S NOT CAUSED BY GRAVITY.
IT'S CAUSED BY THE CONSTRUCTION
OF THE SPINE.
YOU HAVE HUNDREDS OF LIGAMENTS.
AND MUSCLES THAT STABILIZE THE
SPINE.
SPINE.
SPINE. BUT THEY ALSO HOLD IT IN
BACKGROUND COMPRESSION LIKE
RUBBER BANDS.
RUBBER BANDS. AND THE RUBBER BANDS ARE VERY
STRONG.
STRONG.
STRONG. THAT'S WHY YOU NEED TO PULL
TRACTION EQUAL TO ABOUT 60% OF
YOUR BODY WEIGHT TO GET THOSE
JOINTS TO OPEN UP.
TO GIVE RELIEF SAY FROM THE
PINCHED NERVES.
PINCHED NERVES. THAT SCIATICA.
THAT SCIATICA. OR THE HERNIATED DISK.
TO PULL THAT BULGE BACK IN.
SO IT DECOMPRESSS THE SPINE.
IT REJUVENATES THE DISK.
IT REALIGNS THE SPINE.
>>
>> Host:
>> Host: ALL OF THOSE THINGS IN MINUTES PER DAY.
SOME PEOPLE SAY IT LOOKS SCARY.
IT'S NOT.
IT'S NOT.
IT'S NOT. IT'S A NEW EXPERIENCE.
LIKE RIDING A BIKE.
AND YOU'LL WANT TO GET ON THIS
EVERYDAY.
EVERYDAY.
EVERYDAY. THE MOST HIGHLY REVIEWED.
THE LONGEST RUNNING OF ALL OF
OUR FITNESS EQUIPMENT.
THE OFFER THAT ROGER HAS BEEN
SHOWCASING THE PAST 48 HOURS IS
NOT A GOOD OFFER.
IT'S HIS BEST OFFER.
IT'S A ONCE IN A LIFETIME
OFFER.
OFFER.
OFFER. TO
OFFER. TO COMMEMORATE THAT 20 YEARS.
AND THIS IS THAT LAST CHANCE TO
BE ABLE TO DO IT.
WITH OUR FINAL QUANTITIES
AVAILABLE, FEWER THAN 500,
WE'LL SEND YOU THE NEWEST ROGER
TEETER TABLE AT THE LOWEST
PRICE OUT THERE.
TYPICALLY IT WOULD BE $450.
WE'RE 329.
WE'RE 329. WHICH IS THE PRICE REALLY OF
THE ENTRY LEVEL TABLE.
THIS ONE FOR THOSE WANTING TO
KNOW IS THE ONE THAT'S
VIRTUALLY FULLY ASSEMBLED.
SO ROGER, MAYBE WE COULD JUST
GO THROUGH THAT FOR A SECOND.
WHEN I GET THIS HOME, WHAT DO I
HAVE TO DO TO GET IT UP AND
RUNNING?
RUNNING?
RUNNING? >> Guest: YOU'LL SPEND MORE
TIME GETTING IT OUT OF THE BOX.
BUT ALL KEY COMPONENTS.
EVERYTHING YOU'D BE CONCERNED
ABOUT, FULLY ASSEMBLED OUT OF
THE BOX.
THE BOX.
THE BOX. THE BED IS FULLY ASSEMBLED.
A FRAME IS FULLY ASSEMBLED.
AND THESE THINGS ALL SNAP
TOGETHER.
TOGETHER.
TOGETHER. AND THE ONLY THING YOU HAVE TO
ASSEMBLE IS THESE UPGRADED
HANDLES.
HANDLES.
HANDLES. WHICH ARE ONE OF THE EXTRAS
THIS TABLE OFFERS.
SUPER SOFT, SQUISHY FOOT
CLAMPS.
CLAMPS.
CLAMPS. THIRD OR FOURTH GENERATION.
THE OVERSIZE HANDLES.
TRACTION HANDLES, LUMBAR
BRIDGE.
BRIDGE.
BRIDGE. SQUARES THE HIPS BEFORE WE ADD
PRESSURE.
PRESSURE.
PRESSURE. ALL OF THIS ON OUR NEW FLOATING
BED SYSTEM THAT MOVES WITH YOU.
>> IT'S THE BEST IT'S EVER
BEEN.
BEEN.
BEEN. I'M
BEEN. I'M CONSCIOUS THAT WE'RE
RUNNING OUT OF TIME.
ROGER AND RILEY HAVE TO GET ON
AN AIRPLANE IN A FEW HOURS.
WE'LL HEAR FROM FINAL
TESTIMONIALS.
TESTIMONIALS. AND AS WE DO, WE'D LOVE FOR YOU
TO REACH FOR THE PHONE AND
ORDER YOUR 20 YEAR ANNIVERSARY
EDITION AT THE LOWEST PRICE IN
AMERICA.
.
. >>
. >> I'VE
. >> I'VE BEEN AN IRON WORKER FOR
34 YEARS.
34 YEARS.
34 YEARS. WHEN I STARTED I HAD A BAD
BACK.
BACK.
BACK. I
BACK. I TRIED EVERYTHING.
I GOT ON THE TEETER.
I GOT UPSIDE DOWN.
AND I STRETCHED OUT.
AND THE FIRST TIME I TWISTED, I
FELT LIKE THIS IS SOMETHING
RIGHT HERE.
RIGHT HERE. I AFFILIATE IT LIKE JUST
ALLEVIATING, JUST STRETCHING,
NOW I CAN GO OUT I CAN PLAY
BASKETBALL AND WALK WITH THE
KIDS, IT DOESN'T MATTER.
I'M ALL READY STRETCHED OUT.
I'M LIMBER.
I'M LIMBER. THIS IS THE BEST INVESTMENT I
EVER MADE ON MY BACK.
I'M A NEW PERSON.
THAT'S WHAT I CAME TO BE.
I'M A NEW PERSON.
.
. >>
. >> I
. >> I JUST WANTED HIM THE BE
BETTER.
BETTER.
BETTER. AND BE BACK TO BEING HIMSELF
AND A VIBRANT PART OF OUR
FAMILY.
FAMILY.
FAMILY. THE PAIN HAD AN EFFECT ON HIS
RELATIONSHIP WITH THE KIDS AND
IT WAS HARD TO WATCH.
>> AS SOON AS I GOT ON TEETER
IT WAS RELIEF.
IT FELT AMAZING.
>> THE BENEFIT OF USING THE
TEETER TO OUR FAMILY IS JUST
UNBELIEVABLE.
UNBELIEVABLE. >> I'M A SPOKESPERSON FOR THE
TEETER.
TEETER.
TEETER. I
TEETER. I TELL EVERYBODY I KNOW.
>> WELL, I'D LIKE TO GIVE THIS
FINAL 60 SECONDS TO ROGER AFTER
20 YEARS.
20 YEARS.
20 YEARS. 80 YEARS YOUNG ROGER.
WHAT DO YOU SAY TO ANYBODY
WATCHING.
WATCHING.
WATCHING. YOU KNOW WHAT GRAVITY IS DOING.
STEALING YOUR FIGURE, YOUR
FLEXIBILITIES YOUR POSTURE,
IT'S MAKING YOUR LOOK OLD
BECAUSE YOU MOVE OLD.
AND INVERSION IS THE ONLY WAY
TO FIGHT BACK AGAINST THE
HARMFUL COMPRESSION OF THE BODY
BY GRAVITY BY DECOMPRESSING THE
SPINE, REJUVENATING THE DISK,
REALIGNING THE SPINE AND
GETTING RID OF THE STRESS IN
THREE TO FIVE MINUTES IN YOUR
OWN HOME WHILE YOU KICK BACK
AND ENJOY A GREAT STRETCH.
>> THIS NETWORK HAS BEEN ON THE
AIR 41 YEARS.
THERE'S NEVER BEEN A MORE
POPULAR OR MORE PROVEN PRODUCT.
I WANT TO THANK RILEY WHICH IS
ROGER'S DAUGHTER.
ROGER'S DAUGHTER. THANK YOU FOR 20 AMAZING YEARS.
>> Guest: I LOVE MY JOB.
>> Host: WE NEED THE SIGNATURE
JUMP.
JUMP.
JUMP. THERE IT IS.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ORDERS.
ROGER