>>> IT'S BEEN A BUMPY COUPLE OF WEEKS FOR THE TRUMP FAMILY.
HERE IS AN UPDATE FROM FIRST SONS ERIC AND DON TRUMP JR.
HEY, COLIN. THANKS FOR HAVING US.
>> GREAT -- GREAT TO SEE YOU GUYS.
>> LET'S LOSE THE MASK, BUDDY, CAN'T HEAR YOU.
>> OH, IT'S WET! >> HAVE YOU BEEN CHEWING ON IT,
BUDDY? >> NO.
>> OKAY. I'M VERY GLAD -- I'M VERY GLAD
TO SEE YOU BOTH HEALTHY. >> OH, YEAH.
HEALTHY AND THRIVING, COLIN. I'VE BEEN OUT ON THE CAMPAIGN
TRAIL SUPERSPREADING MY FATHER'S MESSAGE.
AND ERIC HAD HIS VERY FIRST ZOOM BUSINESS MEETING TODAY.
>> I WAS MUTED. >> YOU WERE.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> SO GOOD.
>> DID GREAT. >> MOST POLLS SHOW YOUR FATHER
TRAILING JOE BIDEN. IS HE WORRIED ABOUT LOSING
RE-ELECTION? >> DAD ISN'T WORRIED ABOUT
LOSING THIS ELECTION. IN FACT, HE'S TERRIFIED.
>> NO.
NO, HE'S NOT. BECAUSE, COLIN, HE KNOWS HIS
BASE WILL SHOW UP ON ELECTION DAY.
IN FACT, HE CALLS ALL HIS SUPPORTERS --
>> WHITE TRASH. >> NO.
[ LAUGHTER ] NO, HE DOES NOT.
HE DOES NOT. >> YEP, AND HE DOES THAT VOICE,
HA HA! >> NO.
DO YOU WANT SOME HAND SANITIZER, BUDDY?
WHY DON'T YOU DO THAT? YOU'VE BEEN TOUCHING STUFF ALL
DAY. LOOK, COLIN.
BE CAREFUL WITH THAT, BUDDY. SLEEPY CREEPY JOE DOESN'T HAVE
THE STAMINA TO PULL OFF A WIN HERE.
I'LL TELL YOU WHY. HIS PLATFORM IS JUST REHEATED
OBAMA-ERA POLICIES THAT -- ERIC, ERIC -- DID YOU DRINK IT AGAIN?
>> DAD SAID IT WAS FINE. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> IT'S NOT, BUDDY. COME ON.
98% ALCOHOL. YOU OKAY?
[ LAUGHTER ] >> UH-HUH.
>> SO YOUR FATHER'S CONFIDENT HE'S GOING TO WIN IN NOVEMBER?
>> OH, YEAH. AND THE WHOLE FAMILY -- THE
WHOLE FAMILY HAS GOT HIS BACK. JUST ASK OUR SISTER TIFFANY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME! HI, COLIN.
>> HI, TIFFANY. I SEE YOU'RE STILL CELEBRATING
YOUR BIRTHDAY. EVEN THOUGH YOU GOT SOME FLACK
IN THE PRESS. >> YEAH, THE MEDIA GOT ALL BUTT
HURT BECAUSE I WAS PART OF A MASS GATHERING IN MIAMI IN A
BOAT. BUT MY NAME IS TIFFANY, IT'S
KIND OF MY JOB TO GET FADED ON SOUTH BEACH.
>> SHE'S KIDDING, COLIN. >> DON, DON, DON, WHO IS THAT
LADY? >> THAT'S YOUR SISTER, ERIC.
WAIT, TIFF, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU AND ERIC HAVE EVER OFFICIALLY
MET. >> NOT IN PERSON, NO.
>> HI, NOT-VANKA. >> TIFFANY, I'M SORRY.
>> HEY, I'M USED TO IT. >> NO, HEY, TIFFANY, I HAVE TO
ASK, ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT SPREADING COVID TO YOUR PARTY
GUESTS, CONSIDERING YOUR FATHER JUST HAD IT?
>> OH, NO, DADDY'S ALWAYS TAKEN THE SIX-FOOT SOCIAL DISTANCE
RULE VERY SERIOUSLY WITH ME. AS YOU CAN SEE, COLIN, WE'RE A
UNITED FRONT. AND WE KNOW DAD IS GOING TO WIN
NO MATTER WHAT THE DEMS TRY TO STIR UP, COLIN.
LIKE THIS LATEST DEBT NONSENSE. PLEASE.
MY DAD DOESN'T OWE $400 MILLION, HE OWES --
>> $800 MILLION. >> NO.
ABSOLUTELY NOT. HE OWES --
>> $1 BILLION. >> NO, HE OWES A LITTLE.
BUT COLIN, YOU KNOW HOW MY DAD DOES BUSINESS.
HE GOES BIG OR -- >> HE GOES TO JAIL.
>> NO. I CAN'T HANDLE THEM BOTH.
>> THE FIRST KIDS, EVERYONE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]