- I've watched Nickelodeon
and Cartoon Network medical scenes.
Now it's time to take a look at Disney Channel cartoons.
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- Name's Bill, but you can call me your new Lord
and master for all of eternity.
- I would just like to say
that as a rich capitalist, I welcome your tyrannical rule.
Perhaps I can be one of your horsemen of the apocalypse.
- Oh wow.
That's a great offer.
How about instead I shuffle the functions
of every hole in your face?
- Oh, that would be painful if that was to happen.
Mostly because the nervous system would be quite messed up.
You'd have way too much sensation
across your eye 'cause your lips have a lot of sensation.
The blood flow would all be mixed up.
The muscles, they'll be pulling in weird directions.
Ugh.
- And how about some bubbles of pure madness.
- Is that an LSD balloon?
Like what happens to that gentleman's
cognitive abilities?
- Existence is upside down
and I reign supreme.
Welcome one and all to weirdmageddon!
- What am I watching?
This is the weirdest show I've ever seen.
Do people watch this?
This is the most popular show on Disney.
No it's not.
There's a flying eyeball with wings
that shoots lasers to suck people up.
What does it do when it gets a corneal abrasion or pinkeye?
- And I ate a rat for dinner.
- I mean all you have to do is poke it and you win.
- How about we stop questioning my decisions
and get to camping together already?
Who's with me?
- Me 'cause I wanna go camping.
- Come on, why did the tent light on fire?
Is that a spider?
I'm just learning about animals at this point.
- Ow, careful.
Pretty sure those ticks cause internal damage.
- Okay, I don't know if those were ticks,
but putting honey on wounds
is not the worst thing in the world.
At our wound care center, when we have a patient
who has multi-drug resistant organisms on their like ulcers
on their wounds, on their legs, we sometimes use honey.
There's like medicated honey that you could prescribe.
I think it's called Medi-Honey.
Fact check me.
Is this Mr. Beas Burger?
Do you know?
I was at the opening of Mr. Beas Burger
here in the American Mall or Americana Mall.
What is it?
Dream American.
Americana.
Here's the footage.
I actually participated in the challenge was hosting it.
It didn't make a video though.
- Hmm?
Super burger, extra double burger.
Deep fried cotton candy burger.
- Deep fried cotton candy burger.
I think there is no food that exists
in nature that is high fat, high sugar,
with the exception of like breast milk.
And that's I think all milk really?
Because all milk comes from breasts.
That true because almond milk isn't really milk.
Okay, is it safe to say all milk comes
from breasts or udders.
Are utters breasts?
Teats teats.
All milk comes.
No, I'm not gonna say that.
- Look.
- Oh, I.
- Bill, if someone's offering you a free meal,
you take them up on it.
Says every grandma ever,
especially if you have a Russian grandma or a Greek grandma
or a Latin grandma, actually feels like all grandmas.
- Man, food, toys and burger mascots.
Heaven does exist.
See, we mess with kids.
We give them caffeine,
we give them high fat, high sugar diets.
And then we're like, why aren't you behaving?
Because the fuel you put inside
of me is causing me to misbehave.
I mean, that's just part of the problem.
- Burger Clown can be good in moderation
but it isn't what I'd call a balanced diet.
- That sounds like a good statement.
- If you ate Burger Clown every day
I bet it'd make you sick within a week.
- Ah, if you're a kid, would it get you sick within a week?
I don't even know what this food is.
But like would you eat,
if you ate fast food for a week as a kid,
your body will adapt and probably,
probably nothing negative will happen in the short term.
But like long term, the consequence of that start piling up.
In fact, the beginning stages of heart disease
like the initial layer of plaque
that starts forming on your arteries deep inside your heart,
that can lead to a heart attack later on
happen in your teens.
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- Code black, code black.
- Code black.
Isn't that like a terrorist attack at a hospital?
- I'm seeing interior tableture.
- An interior tablature.
What does that mean?
- Kimmy.
- KP, what's with the goofy face?
- Rictus paralysis.
A sure sign of brain frost.
- Brain frost, rictus paralysis.
These aren't medical terms.
And why are the masks on their chins?
These aren't chin masks.
- There's only one cure.
A new brain.
- Take mine.
It's the least I could do.
- My man just unscrewed his scalp
and said, take mine.
- We've got to work fast.
It's extremely contagious.
- Is there a form of paralysis that's contagious?
I guess you could say certain things
that can get transferred from insect to human
can cause Bell's palsy and that's like partial paralysis.
I guess meningitis can cause paralysis.
If you have a very advanced case.
Meningitis has been known to spread
at college campuses dorms.
That's why we recommend getting the meningitis vaccination
- Hero time.
- Yeah, you just rip out the brain
off the spinal cord and you throw it in there.
You'll be good again.
Surgeon simulator all over again.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
What is happening?
- And if it's contagious and both
of them are suffering with it,
how does replacing one with the other
actually solve the problem?
Follow real logic, Kimpossible!
- So how's business?
- Is that Hercules?
Someone skipped leg day.
- You actually know what a doctor is.
You've heard of my work?
- No, on both counts.
- I am Hippocrates.
- Ooh.
- I am a doctor.
I cure the sick.
- Wow and I don't think they had
shiny white teeth back then.
I have a feeling like they didn't even have toothbrushes
or proper toothbrushes or toothpaste.
So probably the hygiene wasn't on that level.
You know what I'm saying?
- It used to be when you got sick,
you shrivel up and die real quick.
There wasn't much that anyone could do.
- You had to leave your tonsils in.
- We still leave tonsils in most of the time.
- But now those dark and dismal days are through.
- Because we have antibiotics.
We have sanitation practices,
and we've got vaccines.
I'm doing the more accurate version of the song.
- Now Hercules is starry eyed,
He thinks he's like to be a different kinda hero.
- One that does cancer screenings for free.
- Just like Doctor Hippocrates.
- We take the Hippocratic oath
that's where that comes from.
- We have no time to lose, fluids.
- Breathing shallow.
- Suction.
- Heart rate slow.
- Heart rate slow is strange
because if someone's going into shock
their heart rate goes up
to try and compensate for the low blood pressure.
That's what shock means.
- I'm losing the pulse.
- No pulse means you start chest compression.
Chest compression, chest compressions.
Hippocrates, you know this.
- Come on.
- They didn't have stethoscope invented
when Hippocrates was around.
Let's look this up.
Hippocrates date, he was in 460 BC.
1860s.
Clearly not 460 BC.
What a misinformation rich show.
- Live, you idiot!
- Yeah, yelling at people to live is not evidence-based.
- What the heck is that?
- Oh, what?
It's a boil.
It's a duck boil.
- It looks like flipper boobootosis.
That's a serious condition.
- Honestly, that could be gout.
I'm just saying gout, inflamed joint.
Single joint hot, red, swollen, just gout.
- Don't worry pal.
Goofy and I will find you a cure.
- No doctors.
- No problem.
Here we go.
- Everyone's just rubbing honey on everything.
- Well, that should help with the swelling.
- Bro, at least find out if it's gout
before you rub honey on it.
- This next one's sure to work,
a good old fashioned foot massage.
- Shouldn't massage an infected area,
could spread the infection, especially in that area.
There's lots of bones, lots of joint space.
- Now to reharmonize.
- Ooh.
- This is like the biggest nonsense that people do.
And I full on feel comfortable calling it nonsense
because while there are things we don't know about the body
crystals ain't one of them.
- So I was looking up at the stars thinking about Jeremy.
- Wow, people's head shapes
in these cartoons really get interesting.
- And I'm stuck in bed doctors' orders.
- So elevating a leg like that post-surgery
is really ideal for decreasing swelling
because swelling follows gravity
and if you have your leg elevated above your heart
that means gravity will bring the swelling down
and you see that little device that she has above,
that's in order to reposition oneself.
- What's that your brothers are building down there.
- What?
Let me see.
- No way.
You gotta stay off that foot.
- I mean she could stay off the foot
and get herself like one of those mobility scooters
where like one leg is bent
and the other leg is working.
That's actually ideal.
We don't want people to be bed-bound for too long
'cause that increases risk of DVTs,
which can increase risk of pulmonary embolisms
where the clot dislodges from the lower extremities
get shot up into the lungs and that's very problematic
and an emergency.
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