WHAT A DAY, WHAT A DAY, GUYS.
I FEEL INSPIRED, REG, DID YOU, DID YOU WATCH DID YOU WATCH THIS
MORNING.
>> Reggie: OH MAN, I GOT UP EARLY AND I WATCHED IT.
>> James: IT WAS FANTASTIC, WASN'T IT?
>> Reggie: YOU KNOW, I WAS JUST LIKE-- THERE WERE LIKE
MOMENTS WHERE I WAS LIKE I REMEMBER THAT FEELING OF BEING
AN AMERICAN AGAIN.
>> James: WELL, I DONE KNOW THAT FEELING.
>> Reggie: TRY IT.
>> James: BUT I KNOW THE FEELING ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.
>> Reggie: YEAH, LIKE, WHEN ARE YOU FINALLY LIKE OH, YEAH,
MY COUNTRY, AND NOT LIKE MY COUNTRY BUT JUST LIKE IT FELT
LIKE THINGS WERE REPRESENTED IN A TRUER LIGHT THAN WHAT THEY
ACTUALLY ARE.
>> James: I EVEN FELT IT DRIVING TOO THE WORK.
I FELT PEOPLE IN THE CAR WERE JUST GOING AAHHH IT WAS A NICE
FEELING.
>> AS SOON AS I DROVE OUT THERE WAS A MOTHER AND HER LITTLE BOY
WALKING DOWN MY BLOCK.
AND HE HAD A PLASTIC BAG, GARBAGE BAG.
HE WAS PICKING UP TRASH OUT OF THE NEIGHBOR'S YARD.
AND I DROVE BY AND I THINK THAT SHE THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY
SOMETHING WEIRD.
I SAID THANKS SO MUCH FOR CLEANING UP.
OH, YEAH, HE LOVES IT.
AND THEN I SAID THANK YOU TO THE KID.
HE WAS LIKE OH, THANKS.
ALL RIGHT, A BRAND NEW DAY.
>> James: BUT >> James: HERE'S THE KEY MOMENT
RIGHT HERE, WHEN JOE BIDEN WAS SWORN IN AS PRESIDENT ON A VERY
OLD AND VERY LARGE BIBLE.
OR AS JILL BIDEN CALLED IT, "AN EXTREMELY HEAVY BIBLE, LET'S
MOVE IT ALONG, JOE."
BUT THAT'S A HISTORIC MOMENT RIGHT THERE.
IT'S NOT OFTEN YOU GET TO SEE A PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES
TAKE HIS OATH OF OFFICE ON A PROP FROM ONE OF THE "PIRATES OF
THE CARIBBEAN" MOVIES.
AND, DID YOU GUYS SEE BIDEN'S SPEECH?
IT WAS INCREDIBLY POWERFUL.
I THOUGHT ITS WITH COMPLETELY-- I THOUGHT IT WAS
NOTE PERFECT.
AT ONE POINT, BIDEN SAID IT WASN'T JUST HIS CAMPAIGN THAT
PREVAILED, BUT DEMOCRACY ITSELF.
>> WE'VE LEARNED AGAIN THAT DMOCRACY IS PRECIOUS.
DEMOCRACY IS FRAGILE.
AND AT THIS HOUR, MY FRIEND, DEMOCRACY HAS PREVAILED.
>> James: DEMOCRACY PREVAILED.
BUT THE GAME DEFINITELY WENT TO OVERTIME.
AT ANOTHER POINT IN HIS SPEECH, BIDEN QUOTED ABRAHAM LINCOLN.
>> WHEN HE PUT PEN TO PAPER THE PRESIDENT SAID AND I QUOTE, IF
MY NAME EVER GOES DOWN INTO HISTORY, IT WILL BE FOR THIS
ACT.
AND MY WHOLE SOUL IS IN IT.
MY WHOLE SOUL IS IN IT.
TODAY ON THIS JANUARY DAY, MY WHOLE SOUL IS IN THIS.
>> James: LOOK AT ALL THOSE LEATHER GLOVES!
I'S NEVER SEEN SO MANY LEATHER GLOVES,
I BET THERE WAS AN ABSOLUTE RUN ON LEATHER GLOVES IN D.C. THIS
WEEK.
CERTIFICATE KILLERS MUST HAVE BEEN LIKE WHAT, YOU ARE OUT OF
I HAVE NEVER SEEN SO MANY, BIED NSAID HIS WHOLE SOUL IS IN IT,
AN BECAUSE ST JOE BIDEN WE KNOW IT IS THE KIND OF SOUL TYPICALLY
PERFORMED BY HALL & OATES.
BIDEN ALSO USED HIS SPEECH TO CALL FOR YOU KNIT IN THE DAYS
AHEAD.
>> THIS IS OUR HISTORIC MOMENT OF CRISIS AND CHALLENGE.
YOU KNIT IS THE PATH FORWARD.
WE HAVE NEVER, EVER, EVER, EVER FAILED IN AMERICA.
WHEN WE'VE ACTED TOGETHER >> James: "AND THAT'S WHY WE
CANNOT HAVE A 'SEX AND THE CITY' REUNION WITHOUT SAMANTHA."
WE JUST CAN'T MEANWHILE, DONALD TRUMP WAS
LIKE, "UNITY?
UNITY, UNIT, IS THAT THAT GIRL I PAID OFF, THAT STRIPPER IN RENO.
NO, THAT WAS DESTINY, THAT'S RIGHT. DID YOU SEE THIS, IT WAS
HISTORIC DAY IN D.C. BUT BERNIE SANDERS SHOWED UP DRESSED LIKE
THIS.
LOOK AT THAT.
LOTS OF PEOPLE TALKED AAOUT.
THIS HERE IS THE THING, BERNIE WOULD 100% HAVE WORN THAT TO HIS
OWN INAUGURATION.
I LIKE AN ADULT THAT WOULD WEAR MITTENS WITH THAT SORT OF
CONFIDENCE.
DON'T YOU.
I COULD NEVER DO IT, MITTENS.
>> Reggie: I KNOW.
>> James: WE USED TO HAVE A BOY AT SCHOOL.
DID YOU EVER DO THIS IN AMERICA WHERE YOUR MUM WOULD PUT STRING
ON THE MITTENS ON YOUR COAT.
>> YES.
>> James: THAT WAS A GREAT GAME IN SCHOOL.
YOU PULL ONE HAND AND HE JUST-- HELL OF I GAME.
HELL OF A GAME.
NEVER GOT OLD.
HE HAS MITTENS ON.
LOOK AT THAT.
LOOK AT BERNIE SANDERS, HE DOESN'T LOOK LIKE HE IS THERE
FOR A PRESIDENTIAL INAUGURATION.
HE LOOKS LIKE IS THERE TO WATCH HIS GRANDSON'S YOUTH SOCCER GAME
AND HE'S NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT.
BUT THE INAUGURATION ENDED UP BEING A STAR-STUNNEDDED EVENT.
LADY GAGA SUNG THE NATIONAL ANTHEM AND GAVE IT FULL GAGA.
♪ AND THE HOME OF THE.
♪ BRAVE.
♪ >> James: SO GOOD, SO GOOD.
>> James: I DON'T KNOW IF YOU CAUGHT IT, BUT SHE HAD A TINY
LITTLE BIRD PIN.
DID YOU SEE IT, VERY SUBTLE.
THIS ALSO EXPLAINS WHY JOE BIDEN ENDED HIS SPEECH BY SAYING, "GOD
BLESS THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.
AND ONE MORE THING.
RAIN.
ON.
ME."
JENNIFER LOPEZ THEN CAME OUT AND PERFORMED.
♪ CUZ THIS LAND WAS MADE FOR YOU AND ME.
♪ >> James: I WISH SHE HAD DONE
SOME HITS. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
I WISH, THAT IS MY ONLY-- I THOUGHT SHE SHOULD COME IN ON A
ZIP LINE, DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
♪ YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT IT ALSO WITH GO G SHE SHOULD HAVE BEEN
KA-KA, KAMALA.
BIDEN, KAMALA, PUT SOME JAZZ IN IT, GUYS.
ALTHOUGH I DID THINK IT WAS NICE THAT JENNIFER LOPEZ PERFORMED ON
THE CAPITOL STEPS WHILE DRESSED AS THE GHOST OF GEORGE
WASHINGTON.
I THOUGHT THAT WOULD GET MORE.
>> SHE NEEDED ONE OF THOSE POWDERED WIGS AND WOODEN TEETH.
>> James: I.
>> James: I DO THINK SHE SHOULD HAVE YOU DONL SOME HITS.
LIKE MY LOVE DON'T COST A THING.
WHAT IS THE ONE JARUL IS ON.
>> I'M REALLY--EE, UNITY,.
♪ I'M REAL.
I LOVE THAT LAUREN KNEW STRAIGHT AWAY.
>> YOU LOVE J.LO.
>> YEAH.
>> James: NOW WHILE ALL OF THIS IS GOING ON STAFFERS WERE
BUSY MOVING THE BIDEN'S THINGS INTO THE WHITE HOUSE.
BUT BIDEN'S PELOTON BIKE IS CAUSING SOME CONCERN.
BECAUSE IT HAS A CAMERA AND MICROPHONE, IT POSES A THREAT
FROM HACKERS.
WHICH IS WHY I HAVEN'T BEEN USING MINE.
SECURITY REASONS.
JUST PLAYING IT SAFE.
COUNTRY FIRST.
IT'S A REAL DANGER.
WE CAN'T POSSIBLY LET THIS COUNTRY'S ENEMIES KNOW WHEN AND
WHERE JOE BIDEN IS "RISING AND GRINDING."
REG, IS THIS A REAL CONCERN?
YOU ARE A PELL OTON GUY, WHAT KIND OF INFO COULD A HACKER GET
>> Reggie: THEY COULD GET A LOT.
THEY COULD SEE YOUR FRUSTRATION WITH HAVING TO DO IT THEY COULD
SEE HOW MANY CALORIES ARE BRAGGING ABOUT COMPARED TO HOW
MANY YOU HAVE EXPENDED.
SO THAT IS THE ONE THING.
>> James: I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHAT CLASSES JOE BIDEN IS DOING
ON THE PELOTON BECAUSE I'M A-- HE GETS ME THROUGH.
HE IS THE ONLY ONE.
THE ONLY ONE THAT GETS ME RIDING AND GRINDING.
TRUE TORY STORY.
I KNOW I LIE A LOT ON THIS SHOW BUT THAT'S TRUE.
REALLY, YOU LOOKED AT ME LIKE A REAL PIECE OF [BLEEP] JUST
THERE, YOU DID.
YOU MADE ME FEEL LIKE A PIECE OF [BLEEP].
>> SORRY, I DON'T THINK ARE YOU A PIECE OF [BLEEP]
>> James: NO I'M NOT A PIECE OF [BLEEP].
>> YOU MAY NOT BE [BLEEP] >> James: WHO WAS THE FIRST
PERSON TO CALL SOMEONE A PIECE OF [BLEEP]?
WHO WAS THE FIRST.
>> Reggie: THAT GOES WHICH BACK.
>> James: WHO SAY YOU'RE A REAL PIECE OF [BLEEP].
WHAT SPHWH.
>> IT IS WAS LIKE A CAVE PERSON.
>> James: YOU THINK?
>> >> Reggie: LIKE UGHH.
>> James: [BLEEP] BLEEP.
>> Reggie: VERY SPECIFIC.
>> James: THAT, WHO WAS THE FIRST PEN.
WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?
YOU ARE A PIECE OF [BLEEP] WHAT, I'M GOING TO START USING THAT,
THAT'S GOOD.
A SEGMENT OF [BLEEP] BUT THEY SAID THAT THEY'RE WORKING ON A
SOLUTION AND IF THEY CAN'T FIND A
A WAY TO MAKE THE PELOTON SECURE, WILL HAVE TO GO BACK TO
SPINNING ON HIS OLD BIKE.
THAT IS THE MOST I HAVE EVER LAST.
>> PENNY FARTING, FARTHING.
>> LATER BIDEN SAT DOWN BEHIND HIS DESK AT THE OVAL OFFICE AND
IMMEDIATELY WENT TO WORK SIGNING 17 EXECUTIVE ACTIONS INCLUDING A
MASK MANDATE AND REVERSING TRUMP'S TRAVEL BAN BIDEN IS ALSO
PLANNING TO OVERTURN THE MATTRESS IN THE PRESIDENTIAL
BEDROOM.
THEY MUST GET A NEW MATTRESS, THEY MUST GET A NEW MATTRESS.
HAS TO BE.
>> Reggie: THEY DO.
>> GOT TO BE.
>> TRUMP LEFT AT 8 A.M. AND THEY WERE THERE IN THERE AT 12:30.
>> James: I THINK YOU HAVE YOUR BEST MAN ON IT.
>> Reggie: OH YEAH.
>> James: MATTRESSWISE.
>> MATTRESS' LAST MOVE, TRUMP WAS IN IT LAST NIGHT.
THEY HAD TO HAVE A NEW ONE IN IT TODAY.
>> James: THAT IS ALL RIGHT, WHAT DO YOU NEED, 8 A.M.
>> GIVES YOU TIME.
>> James: THAT IS WHY THEY PUT GAGA AND J.LO ON.
GUYS WE NEED MORE THAN GA, WE HAVE A MATTRESS TO MOVE HERE.
I LIKE THAT, THE MASK MANDATE, I LIKE THAT THE MASK MANDATE IS
CALLED THE 100 DAY MASKING CHALLENGE THAT IS WHAT IT IS
CALLED, PEOPLE DON'T WANT TO WEAR MASK BUT WHAT IF WE MADE IT
INTO A FUN GAME LIKE ON TIKTOK WATCH.
DO WE WIN.
THE CHAPS TO STAY ALIVE.
NOW OF COURSE PRESIDENT TRUMP LEFT TOWN LONG BEFORE ALL THE
FESTIVITIES BEGAN AND DURING A FAREWELL ADDRESS THIS MORNING TO
AROUND 200 SUPPORTERS AT THE AIRPORT TRUMP PROMISED THAT HE
WILL BE BACK.
>> THE THINGS THAT WE HAVE DONE HAVE BEEN JUST INCREDIBLE.
AND I COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT YOU.
SO JUST A GOOD-BYE WE LOVE YOU, WE WILL BE BACK IN SOME FORM.
>> James: OKAY, WELL AT LEAST HE MADE IT SOUND AS CREEPY AS
POSSIBLE.
THIS IS LUKE THE END OF A BAD MOVIE WHERE THE VILAN SAYS HE
WILL RETURN, AND YOU ARE LIKE I DON'T THINK THIS ONE IS GETTING
A SEQUEL. AND A BIT OF A SURREAL MOMENT WHEN THEY BOARDED
AIR FORCE ONE WITH THE SONG YMCA.
>> CALLED THE YMCA THEY CAN STOP YOU ON YOUR WAY.
♪ IT'S FUN TO DAY AT THE YMCA.
>> James: YOU'RE FINALLY LEAVING THE WHITE HOUSE TODAY
MUCH WRUS PULL OUT THE DANCE ONE LAST TIME, WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST
GO FOR IT ONE MORE TIME, REALLY LET, YOU KNOW, REALLY SHOW US
THE MOVES.
I WISH THEY THE WOULD LET HIM BACK ON TWITTER JUST FOR TODAY.
DON'T YOU?
I WISH TWITTER HAD BEEN LIKE YOU ARE BANNED BUT WE REALLY WANT TO
KNOW HOW YOU ARE FEELING ABOUT ALL OF THIS.
AND WHILE HE DID NOT ATTEND THE INAUGURATION, TRUMP DID IN FACT
CONTINUE ONE TRADITION OF THE OUTGOING PRESIDENT LEAVING A
NOTE FOR THEIR SUCCESSOR.
TRUMP LEFT BIDEN A NOTE WISHING HIM LUCK ON THE PRESIDENCY AND
SAYING THAT FOR SOME REASON HE STILL BELIEVES MERYL STREEP IS
OVERRATED.
APPARENTLY IT WAS MORE THAN BIDEN AR GAINED FOR.
IT SIMPLY SAID PLEASE TAKE GOOD CARE OF MY SON ERIC.