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Today we are going to, spoon fights!
Ow. - I was a fencer.
- So today we are going to be trying
every Trader Joe's branded cereal,
of which there are--
- 24 potentially, if not, Kelly what's the correct number?
- This many!
Oh no, we were way off the number!
- Oh my god, I hate us!
These also are every cereal that we could find
at our local Trader Joe's, there might be more
that you can find online or at your local Trader Joe's.
- I need to drink this water 'cause you're gonna
hit the table and it's gonna go all over my dress.
Stop looking at yourself, I know that you think you're hot.
And as per usual, the categories are--
- Just Okay, Pretty Good, Really Great, and
- [Both] Penalty Box bad!
- It's jail for food! (laughter)
So as with every Trader Joe's video,
here are some disclaimers.
Obviously, we are not the first people
to have ever tried food online.
We know this, for an exhaustive list
of times we've referenced this before,
see every other video in this series.
Also, we don't waste this food.
We give it to our coworkers right after we're done.
- Yeah.
- It is gone within 15 minutes.
Also, we are using plastic cups and reusable spoons
because people find ways to yell at women no matter what.
So we're out of reasons for you to yell at us suckers.
Let's try the cereal!
So, first up is the
[Both] Super Nutty Toffee Clusters!
- A blend of toffee, flavored clusters, flakes,
pecans, almonds and brazil nuts.
Sounds good actually.
- This gives me a big Oops! All Berries vibe.
Also, we will be trying all these cereals with milk
because we want to see how they can hold up
against the cruel winters of dairy.
But it's lactose free milk 'cause we both
got rumbly tummies.
I've actually never tried Trader Joe's
lactose free milk.
- Yeah, I haven't either.
- So, hopefully it's good.
- How do they get the lactose out?
- They get a wizard. - Cool.
- Here.
- Oh, okay.
- You can poor your own milk.
- We'll see about that.
- Yeah, I guess I can.
- Cheers!
- Okay. - Okay.
- Mmmmmm - Mmmhmmmmm
- It's all the food groups.
Nuts, toffee, and Christmas!
- Super Nutty Toffee Clusters, really great!
- Really great.
- What the (bleeps) is toffee?
- Bran Flakes. - Bran Flakes.
- I like Raisin Bran Cereal.
- Get it wet, get it wet, get it wet.
- Flavor wise, it's a bran flake.
It's a good bran flake in that it accomplishes
all the things you need to accomplish.
- The lactose free milk is doing a lot of the lifting.
- Lactose free milk is really good.
- Yeah, lactose free milk whips.
- I'm convinced it's pretty good.
I dare you to take a bite of this one at the end.
- Ew.
No.
It's the backwash milk I can't do.
I could do the cereal...it's just, I can't.
- Frosted Maple & Brown Sugar Shredded Bite Size Wheats.
- These are all stuck together.
Like, look at this.
Here's yours, and here's mine.
- Thanks.
Here's your milk.
- (bleep) Something went wrong.
- One of the sugars are messing up.
Either it's the sugar on top or
it's the brown sugar infusion, but...
- Somebody in this group project
is not pulling their weight.
- These are just alright.
- These are a little disappointing, honestly.
- Yeah.
Banana Nut Clusters cereal.
- Oooo!
- It's a blend of banana flavored oat...this isn't
interesting.
I'm not reading this part.
This is not gonna make it into the video.
- Kelly, put it in the video.
- It's like mostly clusters, not a lot of flake.
Wow.
- The banana flavor does come through very strongly.
- This is delicious.
- I wish they had more nuts in there.
The nuts are really good.
- This is delicious!
This is like banana nut bread if you live alone
and no one makes banana nut bread for you.
Loneliness is so tasty!
This is really great.
This stuff is so good though.
I might take this home.
- I'm taking the first clusters home, like.
(gasps)
- Okay, we'll have to fight each other.
- You can have the banana nut clusters.
I just want the other clusters.
You can't have all of the clusters.
- Watch me (bleep)
- Toasted Almond Flakes!
- No, it's Toasted Oatmeal Flakes.
- Ah, (bleep).
- Tastes like tax returns.
- There is something complex here.
These are good.
There's something sweet about em.
- But not too sweet.
- Yeah.
- Pretty good. - Pretty good.
- Wow, cause I was about to be like, nooo oatmeal smells.
But then you turned me around.
Just the clusters, Maple Pecan Granola Cereal.
So, we didn't want to include granolas,
but this one said granola cereal on it.
So, we included it.
So, like this box has like a big nut on it
and I'm curious as to whether or not this nut is
just suggestive or actually is included.
- Wow.
I just go hit with a wave of exhaustion.
We are on what, number six?
- Oh my god, there are nuts in there!
- Gimme that nut, girl!
- Look at this cluster I got!
- Oh my god, it's like a moon rock.
- You can taste the maple and the pecans are
such a nice little compliment.
I do think nuts go really well with breakfast cereal.
I think it's really great.
- I think it's really great.
Ginger Almond Cashew Granola Cereal.
- I don't really like ginger. So, I am curious...
- Reeaaallly, what?
- I know, as an asian woman I get yelled at a lot.
But, I do like cereal so, lets see.
Ooo, that smells a lot like ginger.
- Can I smell it?
- Lives up to it's name.
- I think if you like gingerbread,
this is the cereal for you!
But if you don't...
- How did your lipstick get on my cup?
Did you accidentally drink from my cup?
- No, I did not.
- Ah huh.
This is just okay.
- Oh, I don't like it.
One bag down!
- Wow!
That landed flush!
- Organic Corn Flakes!
- My knife?
- I only use cornflakes as like a crumbly topping...
- On casseroles?
- On casseroles.
You know the midwest special.
- I'm from the midwest.
(laughter)
- Here's some Malk.
I'm gonna call it something slightly different every time.
Okay, let's try it.
What I appreciate about corn flakes is how hardy they are.
- I'm shocked.
I actually thought the corn flakes were gonna be boring.
Like, little pillows of who cares.
- Honestly, these are pretty good.
Strawberry Yogurt O's!
- Strawberry Yogurt O's!
There's yogurt chunks,
there's also dried strawberries in here.
- That's kinda cool.
- Yeah.
- And they're low sodium.
- So, I'm not really a big fan of strawberry as a flavor.
So, I have a feeling
that I will be biased against this strawberry.
- The box has a super strong artificial strawberry smell.
- Oh, that strawberry punched me in the side of the tongue.
- The strawberry is present.
- The strawberry is like, "I'm bitter!"
I would suggest 'Okay' or 'Penalty Box' bad.
- I think it's 'Just Okay.'
- Do you like being a fake (bleep)?
- If you like being a fake (bleep)...
- This cereal is for you!
- Which means, yum!
- Maple Ladders!
That fun shape that all kids love!
- Ladders! - Ladders!
- I was not allowed near the ladder as a child.
There's chickpea and corn in this cereal.
- There's chickpea in this cereal?
- It's made of a blend of chickpea, corn and rice flours.
- Well, chickpea is a good source of protein.
These ladders just kind of look like letter B's,
but with like one extra story added to the top of them.
How does it taste though?
- Kinda weird.
I don't think the flavors
compliment each other all that well.
It's kinda just an odd mix of sweetness and corn.
Maple Ladders are 'Just Okay.'
- Organic High Fiber O's!
- God, I wonder what cereal they're trying to imitate?
- This is like the Dad of cereals.
This is like, if somebody put some Splenda
on top of a bale of hay.
Listen, it's good for you, I guess.
But is it good?
- I think it's okay.
They're a little bit harder.
- They are so hard.
- They're really crunchy.
- They're like chewy, like the texture is an issue.
That's why I'm just like,
what do you mean this is 'Just Okay?'
- I like the flavor.
- I thought I was gonna like crack a filling.
Crunchy Cinnamon Squares Cereal!
I wonder what cereal this is supposed to be?
- Tricuits?
Can you gimme some of that MILF?
(laughter)
- Stop playing with boxes.
Oh my god.
There's cinnamon, but there's like no sugar.
So, it's just kinda like,
sorta like the diet cinnamon challenge.
- It's 'Just Okay.'
Another bag down.
- Crispy Quinoa Stars!
Quinoa and rice shaped like stars!
- Let's eat this (bleep) kale cereal.
- It's quinoa cereal.
- Tastes like a rice cracker.
- No, oh.
Okay, so this is a gluten free option,
but it tastes like I'm licking a box
and not like in a Friday night kind of way.
Did you just lick it?
- Yeah.
- Why?
- It tastes a lot like that.
This one will go home with me.
Crispy Quinoa Stars Cereal, Penalty Box Bad!
- It's like, not good.
I'm very sorry if you have to eat gluten free stuff
cause like, no.
- Not my fav.
- Organic Coconut Almond Chia Cereal!
- I do love almonds though.
So, I am kind of excited to see what this tastes like.
Can you pour the tilk?
It tastes like a waffle cone that's been just
broken up into bits and put in milk.
- That is an accurate description of what it tastes like.
However, that does not mean it tastes good.
- As an almond coconut cereal I would say it's 'Just Okay.'
Vanilla Almond Clusters! - Vanilla Almond Clusters!
- Trader Joe's loves it's clusters, man.
This is very, very vanilla-y.
- Can I smell it?
- Can you pour me some?
- It advertises a cornucopia of ingredients
and it seems like those ingredients are pretty
accurately reflected in what I poured into my little
bowl just now.
- I don't like vanilla and I can smell it.
- This is gonna be my favorite cereal and you will learn to
agree with me.
It's like returning to an old lover with fond memories,
but then you realize that person actually had terrible
taste in comedians.
- It was pretty good though.
- Yeah, it's pretty good.
- It's pretty good.
- Just the clusters Chocolate Almond Granola Cereal.
- Chocolate and almonds?
(bleep)
You know, I'm starting to think
that all cereals taste better than they smell.
Cause the first wiff outta the box is like rough,
but then the taste is always pretty rewarding.
- Kinda looks like bird poop.
(laughter)
- You know what else doesn't look good?
This (bleep) (bleep) does not look good.
- I'll give ya a dollar to eat it.
- I don't need a dollar.
You wanna pay me nine months rent,
I'll eat that whole bowl.
- Oh, it's already turning the milk brown.
It promises chocolate, almond, granola and cereal,
and really only one of those words is accurate.
- Cereal.
- Penalty box bad. - Penalty box bad.
It's making us grumpy!
Frosted Shredded Bite Size Wheats!
I've had this before.
I eat this a lot actually.
- Honestly, it tastes exactly
how frosted mini's taste I think.
The frosted shredded bite size wheats are just okay.
Kristen is a little lactose intolerant and even though
we got lactose free milk it's upsetting my stomach, it's
upsetting her stomach.
And the next time you see us trying cereal in this video
we're gonna have different outfits!
- Or maybe the same outfits.
- I'm also getting a haircut this weekend.
- I'm gonna have more hair.
- She'll have more hair, I'll have less hair.
It'll be fun.
See ya next week!
- Bye!
- Cut.
- Alright we're back!
- We're back!
- We are ready to try the rest of our cereals now.
Are you ready?
- Mmhmm.
- Organic Honey Crunch n Oats.
- I love that they're like,
so committed to these knockoffs.
- Change two letters, no one can sue us!
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
- You are gonna leave me to pour my own milk again?
- You are your own woman.
- The honey tastes a little bit artificial to me.
- A little to heavy on the corned flake.
- I think it's just okay.
- Neapolitan Puffs Cereal.
I feel like Neapolitan just means three flavors.
- What are the three flavors?
Chocolate, strawberry and vanilla apparently.
- Yes, the three major food groups.
- Is this like cocoa puffs, but with fruits?
- Yeah, it is kinda like oops all berries.
- You keep referencing oops all berries.
I feel like so few people know what oops all berries is.
- Everyone will know what oops all berries is.
I say oops all berries to reference like minor mistakes.
Like, when I forget something at home
I'll be like, oops all berries.
- Whoa.
That is weird.
- Oh, it's made with beans!
- And brown rice.
It, oddly, it kinda just tastes like oatmeal.
- No it doesn't.
How's it taste like oatmeal?
- It does!
(box falls)
Shut up.
I don't know why I thought that
that would be a good retort for you.
Yeah, Imma go pick that up.
Imma pick that up.
(laughter)
- Multigrain O's! - Multigrain O's!
- I don't think this is gonna be good.
Actually...
- It's pretty good.
- Not bad.
- Yeah.
- Interesting depth of flavor.
- Yeah.
- Considering it is a knockoff cereal.
- It is pretty good.
- It's pretty good.
Frosted Flakes!
- Is that really what they're called?
- Yeah.
That feels like a straight, like should that be allowed?
- Meal time!
To me, these taste exactly like frosted flakes
which make sense because that's what they are.
[Both] Organic Raisin Bran Clusters!
- I don't like Raisin Bran, so like I feel
like this is just kind of a way
to sex up the whole raisin bran brand.
- I do like Raisin Bran actually.
I don't know why.
I really like it.
- Wow, this is like a large format cereal.
The majority of this is like clusters!
These are also the biggest flakes
I've ever seen in my life.
- This is like my mom's Iphone text size.
(laughter)
- I feel like all I could get was one cluster.
- This is actually pretty good.
- I don't like raisins, so this was a pleasant surprise.
Crips Rice Cereal.
I mean, this is Rice Crispies, right?
- Yeah.
- I do not like Rice Crispies.
- Boring.
- No.
- Tell me something interesting.
- These are just okay.
Cocoa crunch cereal!
Looks like little rabbit poops.
- Ew.
I don't really like puff chocolatey ball cereal.
- It smells like an attic in a fairy tale.
- Also, maybe like a cursed doll.
- Yeah, or like an old German witch.
Tastes like cheap chocolate.
- Yeah, it does taste like cheap chocolate.
I think these are just okay.
You can tell that they use a lot
of cocoa powder to flavor these.
- Yeah, it taste like oops all poopies.
Shredded Bite Size Wheats! - Shredded Bite Size Wheats!
- They're gonna taste like old,
hand tufted pillows for a frontier doll.
These taste like Home Depot.
- Yeah, they just taste like branch milk.
- Mix em together, what do you get?
- Shredded Bite Size Wheats!
- These are just okay.
- They're not offensive by any means.
But there's nothing interesting about them.
Maple Pecan Clusters!
- This looks like every other cluster cereal.
It's all kinda the same
except the boxes are different colors.
Oh my god.
Oops all berries! - Oops all berries!
It's good.
It doesn't really taste like maple though.
Oh, there's a pecan in here?
What?
A nut? A whole Christian nut?
- That's the thing, I don't think there's enough nuts.
- Thank you for taking sides.
They're just okay.
- Vanilla almond granola cereal!
- Just the clusters!
Ooo that vanilla is
- The vanilla is strong
- Present.
This vanilla showed up for jury duty.
- I'm surprised how much I like it
cause I don't usually love vanilla.
- I think it's more of a dessert than it is a cereal.
- Yeah.
- These are really great.
Last five!
- Very berry clusters.
- I do not see the berries at all.
- These berries are way too tiny.
- Where are the berries?
This is what we poured out.
- Okay, I have a berry.
What's interesting is not a lot of berries,
still a lot of berry flavor.
Which is kind of
- Concerning.
- Yeah.
It's a little odd.
It doesn't taste bad.
It isn't blowing my socks off.
Think these are just okay.
- They're just okay.
- Honey Nut O's.
- Okay let's see if this rip off cereal
is worth ripping off.
- You need something?
I'll get it, I'll get it.
- No, I don't want your knife.
I don't want your knife.
I got it.
Oh shoot, I opened it bad.
Oh no.
- What?
- I really like it.
- Yeah, it's good.
Oops it's good.
- Oops it's good I feel like is basically my whole deal.
- Pretty good.
- Three left baby!
- Three left?
That is awesome news.
- Sorry, I meant 3 million left.
- Noooooo
- I'll eat this instead.
- No.
- Joe's O's! Joe's O's!
- Can I admire the gigantic full strawberry
in the middle of this box
that just doesn't have the top taken off.
Like if someone just put a
whole bell pepper on top of a steak.
Like whatever!
It gives it color!
- You know what we've never really solved?
But like who the (bleep) is Joe?
I don't know these are plain.
- Just okay.
We now have come to the adult cereal portion
of our video.
- Op, we're getting educated.
- High fiber cereal.
- They look like little meal worms.
- Oh my god.
- Whado they smell like?
What?
That is such a bizarre smell.
- It's like somebody threw a pie in a barn.
You can smell that the pie is in there somewhere,
but it's mostly just barn.
(laughter)
It's boring.
It also just looks weird.
- I thought it would taste like grass.
- I mean do you think it's pretty good?
- No, I think it's just okay.
- It's our last cereal!
- This is such a bummer.
What an anticlimactic way to end this video.
We got Raisin Bran!
Yeah, imma be real.
Definitely less flavor than the cluster version.
Which is interesting cause I guess
the clusters are doing more work than we'd expect.
- The clusters are doing all the work.
The clusters are the eyelash extensions of the cereal.
Instant 5 percent hotness upgrade to anything they touch.
It's just okay.
Oh my gosh and that's the last one!
We did it!
- Look at that!
- So, what were our top three favorite cereals?
- My top three was pretty easy
because it was literally everything
that's in our really great bag.
Super Nutty Toffee Clusters, the Banana Nut Clusters
and the Just the Clusters Maple Pecan.
- My top three: Banana Nut Clusters,
Super Nutty Toffee Clusters
and the Just the Clusters Almond Vanilla Cereal.
A little surprise.
Alright, let's talk about the ones that should be
thrown on a truck.
- Yeah.
Crispy Quinoa Stars,
Just the Clusters Chocolate Almond Granola Cereal
and the other element to my bottom three
the Shredded Bite Size Wheats.
- My bottom three were these two
and also the high fiber cereal.
The high fiber cereal was so bad.
We did it.
- We did it.
- Oh (bleep)
- You are driving me crazy.
- Sorry.
- Hey everybody, thanks for checking us out.
Thanks for watching Kitchen and Jorn
- Thanks for checking out our bodies.
- Our bodies.
- Thank you so much.
Let us know in the comments what Trader Joe's item you
want us to try next.
- So we can do it!
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