"Is Steve Jobs Satoshi?"
And, like, the replies where people seriously entertaining that idea, you know,
maybe even people saying Tim Cook could possibly be,
that's not true.
It's not the case.
That is not what's going on here.
Alright. Let's get into the story, and then I'll get your thoughts.
Your Apple computer is hosting the Bitcoin white paper.
This thing right here,
this right here hosting the Bitcoin white paper.
Yeah, right here. It's in here!
It's right there, guys.
It's right there.
We're going to break it open later and then show it.
It's going to be a wonderful video.
I'll have to turn that one into a short probably.
Alright. The Bitcoin white paper was found buried deep inside Apple's system files
on computers running macOS Catalina or later.
The document, which has the filename "simpledoc.pdf," purports to present
the Nakamoto's ideas for a decentralized form of currency.
It doesn't purport.
It does. It has the Bitcoin white paper and all nine of its pages.
And this is the day of Nakamoto's 48th birthday.
That is right.
They have that by a domain registration.
Someone had to type in an age for Bitcoin there.
So that's where they're getting that number.
Baio claims--
not Scott Baio.
Baio claims that the document is present in all up-to-date versions of macOS,
but he can't explain why it would be in such a hidden location.
According to Baio, you may see the file by opening Terminal
and entering this following command.
Type this.
Do not type in "Delete System32."
You don't want to type that one in.
The change was made to facilitate the sale.
This is something else here.
Apple's relationship.
Yeah, so alright, so this talking about them with NFTs.
Let me show you, guys.
Yeah, this is making the rounds.
Crypto Twitter, you've seen some articles pop up.
You know, a lot of people are being surprised by this.
I saw one Twitter thread.
I won't call them out, but they were like,
"Is Steve Jobs Satoshi?"
And, like, the replies where people seriously entertaining that idea, you know,
maybe even people saying Tim Cook could possibly be,
that's not true.
It's not the case.
That is not what's going on here.
And this is actually an older story just being rediscovered.
Let's go to my likes here on Twitter.
Okay. Yeah, this is for Stamps.
I want to get Johnny in on this new Bitcoin.
I knew there were some other likes that we're missing. Alright.
Weirdly, there's also a PDF of the original Bitcoin white paper.
This simple doc.pdf.
Look at the date of that tweet.
November 28, 2020
So this has been around for a while.
It's just now, you know, kind of making the rounds around crypto Twitter,
but a lot of people are having fun with this.
What are your thoughts about that?
I mean--
What is next for Bitcoin?
Moon and Lambos!
As it currently stands, Bitcoin is anticipating a positive April.
Historically, it's a favorable month for Bitcoin.
There is a possibility that the asset could surpass the resistance level of $30,000.
Yeah, guys, we are turning--
we want to turn 30 into support instead of resistance.
It will happen.
It's a matter of when, not if.
Will it happen in April?
Will it happen in May?
Will it be "May walk away"?
Then, you know, ends up doesn't happen until August?
We don't know, but we're going to be keeping an eye on it.
Me and Cat watched John Wick 3 two nights ago for the first time.
I'd never seen 3.
I haven't seen 4.
I think 3 is better than 2.
It is getting to the point though where it's like--
I love Keanu.
I love Speed.
Never really big Bill and Ted fan.
Love The Matrix.
- The first one at least. - Yeah.
I was going to say something about the Wachowskis there,
but Matrix is great.
Keanu is great.
Obviously a great human being.
But there are times when you're watching a movie
and you're like,
"That 57-year-old guy is kind of moving like a 57-year-old guy."
And that's fine.
I'm going to be that age.
Well, I'll hopefully be that age one day.
But you know what?
It's kind of like--
I forget what that movie was where it had Robert De Niro
and they like CGI'd his face to be younger.
It was on that Netflix movie.
I think, like, he's literally moving like a 74-year-old man
with a 24-year-old man's face.
Something's just not right here.
Like, your lizard brain doesn't want to, you know, accept it.
But other than that, I love John Wick.
This is in response to the CFTC's claim that trading violations to have come about
as Binance prioritized commercial success over compliance with US law.
We can't comply if you don't give us the guidelines.
We can't comply if you don't tell us what to do.
We can't comply if you give us nothing.
Okay? We answer the phone and it's heavy breathing,
and we're like,
"Can you just tell me what paperwork to fill out?"
(imitates heavy breathing)
"Stop being a creep and tell me what to do."
(imitates heavy breathing)
Gensler?
It's just--
it's not real what they're purporting here.
It's not real what they're reporting.
This is all a bunch of falsehoods.
They are lying to you in your face saying,
"Guys, they're breaking the law.
They're skirting.
They're playing fast and loose."
The regulators are the ones being loose and they're being slow.
They're being slow and loose and they're trying to kill crypto.
Maybe not, you know.
I believe there's people on both sides,
but there's people in our government trying to kill crypto.
Why? Why do they want to do that?
Control and bought by the banks.
That's all you need to know.
They want to control you,
or they're paid and bought, controlled by the banks.
Why are banks scared of crypto?
It disrupts their entire monopoly of the financial system.
We want to be our own bank.
They don't want that though.
They want you to be under their thumb.
Let's reject that.
Let's put a little push pin up against that thumb.
- It's low IQ. - And real quick,
I just wanted to mention another fun fact we noticed on basement yesterday.
We were looking--
we were talking about the MicroStrategy buy,
you know, MicroStrategy being the No. 1 public owner or lot of--
one of the top known addresses of Bitcoin holders,
- where it's known who-- - Yeah, and they are a top publicly traded holder.
Exactly. And that's what came up.
Like, people think about, "Oh, Michael Saylor owns all this Bitcoin."
Well, no, MicroStrategy owns all this Bitcoin and a lot of people on MicroStrategy.
Yup.
And we just were pulling up some recent stuff.
So Jane Street, as of February 14, 2023, acquired almost 700,000 shares of MicroStrategy.
- Hmmm! Hmmm! - So then you look at the other holders of it.
Obviously, we've done this a little bit in the past.
You know, Vanguard, BlackRock, Bank of America, Fidelity, Morgan Stanley,
- all are the ones who own MicroStrategy. - Yeah.
Those are five of the top 10 holders of MicroStrategy.
Alright. One-third of crypto TikToks are misleading, study suggests.
I would say it has to be much, much higher than 33%.
- That's-- - It's pretty--
I would definitely agree at least a third of them are misleading.
Yeah, at least a third of TikToks involving crypto are full of crap, guys.
- At least a third. - Yeah.
Alright.
Melvin Thomas, see a doctor.
You need to see a doctor.
What is going on with you?
He's been flushing his toilet 10-15 times.
- Uh-oh. - Gah!
It's either a plumbing issue or an internal plumbing issue,
but either way I see an issue happening here.
Alright. But there's also an issue with TikTok.
TikTok users have viewed videos using crypto hashtags over 1.6 billion times,
but a new study found that more than one-third of those videos contain misleading information.
That is a bunch of crap.
I'm pretty sure the Bitcoin hashtag is much more than a billion.
The hashtags on TikTok go into billions like bees like pretty quickly.
You know, it's consumed a lot.
Leaked doc allegedly--
okay. Alright.
Out of 594 accounts included in the study,
only 10% included a disclaimer or warning about the risks of investing money in crypto.
I would say the other--
every other single TikTok should have a warning of why you're risky to not be in crypto.
It's risky not holding Bitcoin.
Where's that disclaimer? Huh?
Anybody holding dollars, you're taking on some kind of risks.
Yeah, you buy a stock? Well, where's the disclaimer on that?
This is the Price Prediction Department.
My name is AJ.
How can I help you?
Alright. Well, how about this price prediction?
Yeah, sure.
So Bitcoin price prediction is probably the most sought after price prediction
because Bitcoin is like the grandfather of crypto
- and he kind of dictates what's going on for all the altcoins, you know? - Wait, wait. DId you just give Bitcoin a gender?
I don't agree with that.
- Bitcoin is Grandpa. - That's not what I stand for.
Take whatever you want to do with that.
That's on you.
So, basically, you know, last night,
we were talking Bitcoin price predictions on the Twitter space with Ben.
And I actually did not give my price prediction
because I didn't have my red rotary phone in front of me.
I didn't have my pile of notes.
It just didn't feel right.
But I'm going to give it right now.
So, basically, I did a lot of research on this,
and I searched, you know, probably 20 websites
and kind of found the average of all the other price predictions for Bitcoin.
And a lot of them, to no surprise, are pointing to $100K.
But they're--
on the same hand,
there were a lot of price predictions that were kind of between $50,000 to $70,000,
which kind of brought the average down to, like, $80,000 to $90,000
across, like, 20 websites.
Once again, I feel that that is far too conservative.
I personally see Bitcoin, you know, $120,000 to $140,000.
$130,000 Bitcoin would be a $2.5 trillion market cap,
which would be about double from the all-time high last time.
That--
I don't know.
A $90K Bitcoin at the top of the bull run, like November, September '25,
which is projected to be,
$90K would just be very disappointing.
$90K would be very anticlimactic.
I just don't see that in the cards.
I kind of feel like $100K.
We're going to get to $100K.
We're going to retest $100K.
I'm looking towards 120.
130 is like my actual guess.
But if I'm going to give myself a range,
120 to 140 for the top of the bull run in 2025.