Let’s give ‘em more.
- More? - Okay. What are we talkin’ about here?
Doing a webshow, online, every week.
♪ You’re so beautiful. I need the World to see ♪
Pee on Earl?
You shouldn’t have done that, Carly Shay! You’ll rue this day! You’ll rue it!
Hit the floor!
It looks real.
Yes. A real gigantic piece of plastic pie with a camera lens on the side.
[laughing]
Ha! Look, it comes with a giant fork!
[laughing]
- Are ya wide awake? - You’re not?
Then…
[screaming]
You are now!
Would you care to see a dessert menu?
- Sure. - Sounds good.
- I guess we’ll have the pudding. - I’m sorry. We’re out of the pudding.
After I take a shower my mom makes me sign a piece of paper promising that
I shampooed twice.
[screaming]
[quacking]
[laughing]
That was my impression of a duck!
He’s almost in my… Sam, catch him!
Ow! You’re not the rope keeper!
- Ow! - Ow
- It burns! - Hey, stop!
- Stop it! - You stop!
[music playing]
Weird.
- Now, we pledged to stay right here… - In this abandoned apartment.
- webcasting to you live til midnight. - Cause we’re here to prove…
that you need light to do a webshow.
♪ It’s our time now ♪
♪ Oh oh ah ohhh ♪
♪ Oh oh ah oh ohh ♪
[screaming]
- Why did we just scream? - Because…
It’s iCarly’s 50th Web Show Spectacular!
- I’m Carly. - I’m Sam.
- We love the new Tech Foot. - Yes. The new Tech Foot...
They’re fantastic! Mmm.
- Now you gotta ankle swear. - Okay, go.
I swear!
I actually wrote a little song about you guys. It goes…
♪ Carly! Ohh Sam. Yeah! ♪
- Kiss me. - What?
Sam doesn’t have to know.
Ow! Did you just thump me?
Fredward Benson, you got a tattoo?!
Uh…
We told him it was wrong.
Fredward?
And he calls this one The Crazed Toddler!
[babbling]
[grunting]
Like that?
I- I gotta go with… girl number 1!
Yay! Congratula… what?!
The winners of the iWeb Award for Best Web Comedy Show… iCarly!
Oh my God!
[squealing]
You girls just call me when you learn to be a little more…
[screaming]
- I can’t! I can’t! I can’t! - Ugh!
- I’ll get it. I’ll get it. - Be careful.
[grunting]
I got it.
And I’m not even allowed to eat the chili!
Do you know what it’s like to be me surrounded by giant pots of chili
and not allowed to eat it?!
[crying]
- Time for a confetti surprise! - Hit it!
Ahh!
- Calm down! What’s going on? - Sam’s got the pie.
[screaming]
- I don’t know… - Oh!
Why couldn’t you have just gotten a regular tree?
One that didn’t set all the presents on fire!
I wish you had been born normal!
[gasping]
Okay.
[screeching tires]
[screaming]
Me and the ostrich are getting married!
[screaming]
We’re wearing matching ties!
If you guys are mad at me you can tell me to face instead of… holy similar!
♪ Reduce, reuse, and recycle. Cha ♪
No, no, I hate puppies! I swear, you’re all just a bunch of hob knockers!
Hob knockers?
- I’m going down to get some yagurt! - Yagurt?
I feel like a daffodil!
Go ahead, embrace your inner daffodility.
[screaming]
- Hey Shay! - Missy?!
[screaming]
[laughing]
- I can’t believe you’re here! - I can’t believe I’m here!
- You look so great! - So, do you!
Your hair got so long!
That's what happens when you don't cut it.
- Oh my God! I know!
[screaming]
Good news!
I got a new and improved duck mask!
[quacking]
Well, if you were gonna give me the locker anyway, then I want my money back!
[horn beeping]
There’s my mom now.
[squealing]
Oh!
Get it off me! Get it off me!
And now that you’ve heard some of our stupid award show banter…
Let’s get to the awards!
- Wow! - Oh. Oh yeah! It’s been amazing!
- How could you make out with Freddie? - He’s adorable.
I can’t believe you two are sisters.
Me either.
- The head. - The head.
[screaming]
I just think the best friends should be open with each other.
And I just wish that one of you would’ve told me…
so I didn’t have to find out by...
Okay for our first real iCarly cooking segment we’re gonna make…
- Spaghetti Tacos! - Whoo!
- A dish invented by my brother Spencer. - Whose real name is Latisha McPeanuts!
Yeah, no it’s not!
We’re gonna show the freaks at home the secret item you’ll be sitting on.
- Very good. - The secret item is…
Fudge Balls.
Shhh!
If you’re a guy who’s not a loser and you live here in the Seattle area and
you’d like to go to a dance with Carly…
[screaming]
Just send us an email right here at icarly.com!
Except her lip-syncing's pretty off!
It doesn’t even look like she’s singing the right song! Go wide again, Camera 7!
[screaming]
[gasping]
- Carly! - Carly! Don’t let go!
Why on earth would I let go?!
All out, bare-knuckled boy fight between Gibby
and our very own technical producer, Freddie!
That’s not the photo I approved!
Oh my God!
- Lewbert had a girlfriend. - And… she’s human.
Shh shh shh. This one’s mine.
My name is Samantha Puckett and I’m from Seattle and I love fried chicken!
I’m Carly!
And I- I’m Spencer! Filling in for Sam who…
Been unexpectedly…
- Detained! - Yes, detained.
I'm at home in bed! I'm at home in bed! Aah!
What's wrong with my bed?
Are his feet big? Did we get Bigfoot?
Not unless Bigfoot Has a zipper running down his back.
- Hah. - Eh.
Hey!
- Whoa. - How much money is that?
Yes. Here’s a hint.
- Three fifty? - Three sixty.
My pits are gettin’ moister.
- Please don’t smell your fingers. - You know I have to.
Oh.
I don’t think you can pick a lock with a duck bone.
- I've picked locks with less. - We're out!
- Run! - Go, go, go, go, go, go!
[screaming]
Back to one!
Open the door!
I don't wanna go into my room. It's depressing to see my stuff all...
Surprise!
- Gibby? - Why are you wearing that?
You told me I was gonna be the ring bear.
iCarly is in the penny-tee business! Wee-hoo.
Nevel?
How'd he get this up here?
I don’t know, but there’s no way I’m eating any…
[Screaming]
- Oh! Oh! - Heads up!
Mom?
I know who I am.
This first thing on this list, I don’t know where to get a todo.
No sweetie. That says to do.
Alright! Listen up!
It’s true. Carly and Freddie are deeply in love.
I know it’s scary for you to put your feelings out there.
‘Cause you never know if the person you like is gonna like you back.
Everyone feels that way.
But you never know what might happen if you don’t…
And that is my ex-boyfriend, Steven.
- Ex? - He's also her ex-boyfriend.
- Ex? - Yes, ex, meaning not anymore.
- Sam loves Freddie! - Quit it!
Sam loves Freddie! Sam loves Freddie! Sam loves Freddie! Sam loves Freddie!
Sam loves fre...
- You're supposed to be helping us solve our problems. - No.
You two should be solving your own problems!
Not expecting me to be your 24/7 couples counselor!
[grunting]
Sam!
Why are you being so hard on Gib?
‘Cause he… I don’t know.
I'll tell ya why she's bein' mean to me! 'Cuz she's sweet on Freddie!
I love you.
I love you too.
Hey! Hey! Keep your giant fork outta my date bread!
The big fork wants what the big fork wants.
♪ Happy Birthday Colonel Shay... ♪
Dad!
♪ Today's the day that you were born! ♪
Gibbeh!
[grunting]
All the windows have been replaced with maxi-glass.
They're quite unbreakable.
[gasping]
- Are we across the border yet? - Not yet.
Well, hurry!
It’s time to meet our new favorite friend!
♪ He's a big sack of yogurt with a face ♪
Baggles.
Christopher Cane’s salsa…
Christopher Cane's salsa.
Christopher Cane’s salsa rocked my mouth.
- R-r-rocks my mouth. - I said it.
Christopher Cane's salsa rocks my mouth. Rocks my mouth.
♪ Baby, you light up my world Like nobody else ♪
♪ The way that you flip your head gets Me overwhelmed ♪
♪ But when you smile at the ground It ain't hard to tell ♪
♪ You don't know Oh oh You don't know beautiful ♪
- Two lemonades. - Uhh! Mmmm!
- Interesting. - That's red pepper lemonade.
We have to be out of this apartment by tonight.
And we can never, ever come back here.
[whimpering]
I’m so sad.
What a terrible way to spend April Fool's Day!
I will not help you flirt with some g... Ha!
What is..
Mama got a job.
- Do the thing ya did! - Oh yeah, do it!
'Kay. In five.. Four.. Three.. Two..
- I'm Sam! - I'm Carly!
No you're not!
See that root beer bottle?
Yeah.
[whistling]
[gasping]
Whoa.
[gasping]
How did...
You banned me from your place? I ban you from The Groovy Smoothie.
- What? - You heard me!
Hey, gimme my head. I gotta take him in the shower.
- Why? - To shampoo him.
Puckett's gone soft!
Maybe I've gone soft. But my butter hasn't.
Okay iCarly! Randomly dance your hat and gloves off!
Random dancing!
Giant Spaghetti Taco time!
Grande espagueti tacola!
♪ Everybody likes popcorn But eating your friend’s hand… ♪
♪ Well that’s just rude ♪
I’m Carly.
I’m Sam.
And this has been... iCarly.